Pluto Shits On The Universe

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Pluto Shits on the Universe

By Fatimah Asghar 

On February 7, 1979, Pluto crossed over Neptune’s orbit and became the eighth planet from the sun for twenty years. A study in 1988 determined that Pluto’s path of orbit could never be accurately predicted. Labeled as “chaotic,” Pluto was later discredited from planet status in 2006.

Today, I broke your solar system. Oops.
My bad. Your graph said I was supposed
to make a nice little loop around the sun.
Naw.

I chaos like a motherfucker. Ain’t no one can
chart me. All the other planets, they think
I’m annoying. They think I’m an escaped
moon, running free.

Fuck your moon. Fuck your solar system.
Fuck your time. Your year? Your year ain’t
shit but a day to me. I could spend your
whole year turning the winds in my bed.
Thinking about rings and how Jupiter should just pussy
on up and marry me by now. Your day?
That’s an asswipe. A sniffle. Your whole day
is barely the start of my sunset.

My name means hell, bitch. I am hell, bitch. All the cold
you have yet to feel. Chaos like a motherfucker.
And you tried to order me. Called me ninth.
Somewhere in the mess of graphs and math and compass
you tried to make me follow rules. Rules? Fuck your
rules. Neptune, that bitch slow. And I deserve all the sun
I can get, and all the blue-gold sky I want around me.

It is February 7th, 1979 and my skin is more
copper than any sky will ever be. More metal.
Neptune is bitch-sobbing in my rearview,
and I got my running shoes on and all this sky that’s all mine.
Fuck your order. Fuck your time. I realigned the cosmos.
I chaosed all the hell you have yet to feel. Now all your kids
in the classrooms, they confused.

All their clocks: wrong. They don’t even know what the fuck to do.
They gotta memorize new songs and shit. And the other
planets, I fucked their orbits. I shook the sky. Chaos like
a motherfucker.

It is February 7th, 1979. The sky is blue-gold:
the freedom of possibility.
Today, I broke your solar system. Oops. My bad.

This poem is pure raw Plutonic genius. We have been emailing!  She is Scorpio – Sun, Mars, Pluto and Lilith for a good time.

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GemyogiMM Member
Gemyogi

Hells yeah!! bring it

queenofthejungle
queenofthejungle

If you’d like to see the poet herself in action — check out the YouTube version of her slammin’ this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E_WXGSHF7A&sns=fb

Kell
Kell
sphinxMM Member
sphinx

I didn’t know that Charon and Pluto travelled together. I imagine them like little magnetic friends whirling in their elliptical path like kids holding hands and corkscrewing their way through time and space.

davidlMM Member
davidl

Jose Arguelles mentions in the archturus probe that binary planets are often the last 2 in any solar system.

sphinxMM Member
sphinx

ooh, I downloaded it ages ago and never finished it!
I will give it another go. Cheers, xx.

Prince Stolas
Prince Stolas

Gravitational pull done gave up that far out.

Prince Stolas
Prince Stolas

charon and Pluto holding hands?

Sounds more like Walter and Perry. :p

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gr0l6MiC8H8

Kell
Kell

The poet reading her Pluto poem:

Apologies to those further vexed-

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7E_WXGSHF7A

Dre
Dre

Nice poem but people make too much of Pluto.

Its such a small player in the grand scheme of things, and being so far out it doesnt have anywhere near the gravitas of the inner planets up to Saturn.

Western astro is a bit hokey in many respects compared to Vedic.

Any evolved soul can look at a dysfunctional drama queen and ignore them.

davidlMM Member
davidl

You’ve obviously never seen a grown man writhing in agony for some time after being bitten by a teensy black bull ant ? Don’t be fooled by distance and size. Underestimating an unknown force can make one extremely vulnerable.

“If a man takes no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand”
Confucius

Saoirse KirkeMM Member
Saoirse Kirke

Eheheheheh oh I love this Site. 🙂

Rache(Aqua/Tauri)
Rache(Aqua/Tauri)

I want to hear this in rap form 😀

Charles
Charles

No you don’t. Kell posted a youtube link of her recitation just downthread. You can hear her codeswitch.

Bird
Bird

*watching mfa students talk about how important for me and structure is in a poem bout chaos*

Bird
Bird

Cause Poetry Magazine editors must have been slackin that day. Riiiiight.

Bird
Bird

They were like “$10 a line, let’s just send it to someone who is not really fucking good. Yeah let’s just not specifically have an edition that we refer to as” crucially alive to our present moment”, cool? “

Bird
Bird

“housmans edit of manilius is pandering. There’s no substitution for the original text”

“but manilius’ speech is so contrived”

“its metrically on point though”

“his data was off though so his poem is irrelevant ”

Good times.

PiMM Member
Pi

also your last comment, tho, lol 😀

PiMM Member
Pi

so, poetry is a thing, and sometimes it is a thing that some people have studied a LOT, so it’s ok to have an opinion about it that is not fawning adoration. ya know. X

Saoirse KirkeMM Member
Saoirse Kirke

I oh totally. Abso-lately. It’s the amusement at the irony.

It’d just be a funny time to be on the debate team for free verse vs classical rhyme/meter school.

The battle on this issue on the po

Saoirse KirkeMM Member
Saoirse Kirke

PoEtry website is like living the mundane chart with a fab vocabulary.

PiMM Member
Pi

ooh thatwld be a GOOD debate 🙂

Saoirse KirkeMM Member
Saoirse Kirke

It is.

Charles
Charles

But but she has a BA in Africana Studies from an Ivy League school.

PiMM Member
Pi

not sure if you mean the critic, bird, or Ashgar.
africana studies aint nec literature, i guess.
and the critic commenter was coming at it from a poetry aspect afaict.
then again i detect a smirk in your comment so yes i shall let ething ride 🙂

ScorpSolAquaLuna
ScorpSolAquaLuna

“Neptune is bitch-sobbing in my rearview”

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS <3 <3 <3

12th House Virgo
12th House Virgo

Really? I dont understand the Neptune hate in the poem.

Saoirse KirkeMM Member
Saoirse Kirke

Imagine the last of 9 children getting accepted to a University before the 8th one gets out of high school.

davidlMM Member
davidl

I thought it was sympathy Anyway, how would you like to be called an outer planet. I’ts not a good start.

ZZTop
ZZTop

I’m a dissenting voice. I don’t really like. I don’t think it IS a poem. If I heard someone say these words spontaneously in a rap battle or at a poetry slam, I bet I’d be really impressed and the high level of energy, super-aggressive energy and posturing would feel like a good match. But to me, reading it, it’s not a poem. Why? Because all the seams show. I can feel this poem sweating, working so hard to make an impression. There’s a lack of care and craft with language. It’s lots and lots of repetition, which isn’t bad… Read more »

ZZTop
ZZTop

Ugh, sorry, hit “post” before I got a chance to re-read and edit. Apologies for missing words, grammar mistakes, etc.

stefano
stefano

i stopped reading it after the first F bomb. Today i am not up to F bombs. I will read it later.

LiberatingVenusMM Member
LiberatingVenus

Must be the current Mars/Merc conjunction in Cancer opposite Pluto in Cap – I do speak profanity quite fluently when I’m in the mood, LOL, but today simply isn’t one of those days….too busy with Venus/Saturn stuff! There is a time and a place for everything, and I’m just not feeling like hanging out in a stream of expletive-laden consciousness at the mo.

To each his/her own, though!

Right…back to work!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpbbuaIA3Ds

GFTpisces
GFTpisces

oh my GAWD this is epic! I lol’d! I felt feels! I’m amused and a bit confused by some of the fuddy duddies reacting to it but I guess the only to say to them is to take one from Pluto’s book and say “eff the haters!”

Star
Star

A beautiful penning of truth. As a packed 8th houser, there is brilliant truth in standing alone. I appreciate your stance on why them dirty mother fuckers removed our archetype in the first place. Fuckers um!

Prince Stolas
Prince Stolas

Love the poem! But i also think it has a bit of Uranian lavour to it.
I see no mad props to Mr. Funny tilt Uranus.

12th House Virgo
12th House Virgo

It would be a better poem for Uranus.

Charles
Charles

I will avoid stirring up controversy by refraining from comments about so-called poets who substitute obscenities for talent. So let’s just deal with facts.

No, Pluto’s orbit is not chaotic. No, Pluto’s orbit is not unpredictable. JPL estimates their Pluto ephemeris is accurate out to about 10 million years, which is about the same degree of accuracy they expect from their orbital predictions of Earth.

Bird
Bird

Got a little merc/ mars dig in though.

I’ll avoid trolling by not saying mansplainingscience

Because poetry. Not science. Poetry.

Charles
Charles

The science of Pluto IS poetry. Look at this gif of the orbits of Pluto and Charon in “mutual tidal lock,” orbiting around a barycenter, always exactly facing each other.

http://tinyurl.com/qdf8gzy

Saoirse KirkeMM Member
Saoirse Kirke

Tots. But your first sentence un-funned your thesis. Eroded the power base, one might say.

12th House Virgo
12th House Virgo

I agree with the first sentence and since you said it you shouldn’t have said you wouldn’t.

Charles
Charles

That was just my signaling that I am aware my literary opinions are controversial. Let’s just leave it at that.

Saoirse KirkeMM Member
Saoirse Kirke

Thats
Not
How
The
Internet
Works

supakaliMM Member
supakali

speaking
of
chaos

Saoirse KirkeMM Member
Saoirse Kirke

Ehehehehe
🙂

Seagoat
Seagoat

Great poem. But Pluto will never be what we think it is. It will take a million poems, more.

12th House Virgo
12th House Virgo

Right.

Seagoat
Seagoat

It will take a million poems, more.

JupiterRuledMM Member
JupiterRuled

This is on point. I’m printing and posting at my desk for inspiration. …Jupiter may rule my chart, but my Scorpio sun/moon/mercury/uranus totally vibes with this.

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

Far out. I’m Mars Sun/Venus in Scorpio; Uranus/Mercury at 29° Libra, but just within my 8th house. My moon’s in Libra too, but conjunct Pluto. Pluto Pluto Pluto 😛

And while Neptune rules my chart (in Jupiter’s home of Sagg), I do have Jupiter conjunct my AC! Harmonic astro vibes, JupiterRuled!

JupiterRuledMM Member
JupiterRuled

Right on AR! I have Mars and Neptune rising in Sag! The rest of my charts all falls in Libra (Venus, Jupiter, Saturn and Pluto + Lilith). I’m a bundle spanning 10 – 12th houses.

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

Love this, Scorpio sister! You’re voice here is purrrfect for Pluto, that bolshie fuqer 😉 Feeling it. Living it. x

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

And speaking of Scorpio, how about this arrangement with Iran? Pluto in Capricorn/mutual reception thing much? And then there’s Saturn’s square to Jupiter… So much boat-rocking, I am seasick clear the hell over here on the fresh water splendor that is the Great Lakes.

Birdcantphonegud
Birdcantphonegud

Get in that raft! It’s calmer off shore, meet me in Pisces… Water will absorb the quakes.

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

Here I come– oh gawd I’m gonna be sick! *hangs head over side of raft*

There. Ok. Here I come 😀

Saoirse KirkeMM Member
Saoirse Kirke

Did you bring the kite and the key?

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

Dammit I knew I forgot something! *starts rowing back across the lake*

Saoirse KirkeMM Member
Saoirse Kirke

Icalled
HHeater,
She’s
Gotthe
key.

Saoirse KirkeMM Member
Saoirse Kirke

Hekate
Phone,we
Knowher
Name.Phinegettingtossedo
Overboard

Saoirse KirkeMM Member
Saoirse Kirke

Just
Need
Knigt
Of
Pen tales

Kell
Kell

Hi Ankh,

This was the most vivid description of Pluto- from the French, bien sûr! Love that there are no craters and that Pluto is heated from within. With Scorp rising, I relate!

http://m.france24.com/en/20150716-space-nasa-pluto-photos-mountains

Love that our CIC is living authentically his Aqua-Leo heritage- today he’s off to a federal prison. First U.S. President ever to do that.

Enjoying our well earned summer!

Hope the boat levels off-

Xx

Kell
Kell
AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

You are Voice. Your voice.

Also, I am Loving hearing “Pluto” over the news airways every hour!! Pluto Pluto PLUTO. Just, surreal & perfect 😀

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

Sweet vindication. Savoring these moments…

Prince Stolas
Prince Stolas

Oh you know Pluto hasn’t forgiven anybody for being downgraded from planet status. He’s still mad.

I keep seeing this great meme going around that says oh you dumped me years ago and now you are driving by my house real slow.
lol!

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

Lol! Yassirree, Prince *like*

dizzarinaMM Member
dizzarina

Hahaha that is awesome!

hdq
hdq

i thought of you IMMEDIATELY when i read this. xxxx

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

So fab xxxx

MamZ
MamZ

Dammit. I wanna love this to pieces, but something about it rubs me wrong. Maybe it’s that I expect better of Pluto. Maybe it’s my cusp Virgo/Leo rising, or moon in Gemini.

Maybe it’s silly idealism. I just figure that the cosmos in general have more class than a typical reality TV show.

12th House Virgo
12th House Virgo

Virgo here and agree

bird
bird

Where’s your Pallas Athene?

Bibi
Bibi

Love the poem, but enough of the dark side for I’m beginning to feel a little more love every day for Pluto. He’s Mars’ kid brother and perhaps a bit mischievous but he’s on the side of good generally, like the naughty school drop-out kid on the block who’s actually really sweet and helps elderly people across the road and carries their shopping but doesn’t brag about it because, like, it wouldn’t be cool… In my experience, much like Mars, he comes along to pounce the moment we could be in real trouble. He may be having an argument now… Read more »

Bird
Bird

Mars thor, pluto loki

I mean marvels version,

Libra9MM Member
Libra9

L.O.V.E.

sphinxMM Member
sphinx

Cool! I love it on one hand, but wow, also so violent, I dunno if I can reread it much on the other! But genius for sure. If I can channel a bit of Virgo-ness, “Neptune, that bitch slow”, while I don’t know where she grew up, it sounds kind of African American to me and I somehow am not sure how to integrate that coming from a person who is not of that culture I am supposing. But then I guess it is so Neptune to be able to absorb and reflect and mimic, to the point it’s just… Read more »

Saoirse KirkeMM Member
Saoirse Kirke

Feb 1979 is when Pluto came inside Neptune’s orbit, planet 8 for about 20 years.

sphinxMM Member
sphinx

Thank you Birdstar, I didn’t get that, nice!

sphinxMM Member
sphinx

Thank you Birdstar, that’s cool. That is poetry!

davidlMM Member
davidl

The poet is a liar who always speaks the truth.

Jean Cocteau

sphinxMM Member
sphinx

True dat. 😉

hdq
hdq

hooooly fuq!!!!!
muchas
gracias

Sweet Sanity
Sweet Sanity

Mwahahahahaaa! This is the day I was born. I heart Pluto and this kick ass poem.

davidlMM Member
davidl

Hi Sweetie, which day is your bday ? 7th Feb 79 ? Or today ? Haven’t seen you for a while hope your doing well x

Sweet Sanity
Sweet Sanity

Hello davidl! 07/02/79 is my birthday. I pop in from time to time but don’t often comment these days. I always read yours when I see them though. Been a crazy 1.5 years for me but I’m here to tell the tale. Thanks for your message. You disappeared for a long time to at one stage. Hope you’re doing ok too? Xo

davidlMM Member
davidl

Aha, Aqua. Glad you’re one of the sane ones 🙂 I’m ok. The last year has been weird for me to. Weird as in I might actually be growing into the man my parents thought I’d be 30 years ago, how boring is that ! I’ve become a member of my local grumpy men’s league. We sit around most mornings over coffee solving the worlds problems. My babies have all grown into teenagers that cost a fortune. My dreams revolve around getting them fully cooked and out in the world so I can go bush again. Wifey’s art is starting… Read more »

PiMM Member
Pi

sun uranus conj transit for me involved old job finishing and me jumping tracks career wise, moving cities, and new course of study. like, totally new, not postgrad in similar thing. (9th house sun.) it came about almost by itself in certain ways so you’ll just feel the change-y vibes i guess, and see what works from there.

Eris, i have natally on my MC. i can’t ‘see’ eris easily i guess MC is what other people see, so if anyone wants to enlighten me, and help DL at same time.. lol

davidlMM Member
davidl

Eris and Uranus on my 10th house Aries sun. Hehe
Someone can help me 😕

PiMM Member
Pi

you will become a freedom fighter. there ya go 😉

PiMM Member
Pi

somewhere in tech world as that is where you are now and plus uranus. power of words thanks to gemini rising, watch your progressed(?) mercury (for kicks.) ? also mars as ruling planet of aries, could be a thing. that’s more of the offensive-tactics, eris – uranus sun expression might change channels on a rolling basis depending on what mars is doing.
fud for thought?

Postmodscorp
Postmodscorp

Mind. Blown. This must be amazing heard live.

Jenna
Jenna

Well fuck I don’t like this…. Any other time I would but this has been the best 6 weeks of my life…. Career love luck… I am Taurus/Virgo rising/ moon in cancer…. My new love is cancer … Don’t fuck with me when all is good unless you let my cancer man out of hi shell… Thank you … Rant over

MoonLilith
MoonLilith

I’m still smiling that mainstream media is surprised that Pluto is red. These muggles, what colour did they think it would be as the higher octave of Mars?!

mscaitlinroseMM Member
mscaitlinrose

kills me kills me kills me

InvictaMM Member
Invicta

Pluto/Ashgar fanclub..Right here.
Wow. Amazing. Just awesome.
Rocking!

GMM Member
G

Wow…. So this is how Pluto thinks. I think I finally get it. Fatimah, this is the first poem to ever teach me anything!!! You’re a legend.

On a side note; has anyone noticed that Pluto allowed New Horizons to pass unscathed? How many times did anyone pass through The Underworld freely?!?!? Top job NASA, you rewrote science AND mythology! *engineer pride 🙂 *

FEMINIST~KILLJOY
FEMINIST~KILLJOY

i like the feel of fucking everything u thought. but uhhhm NOT cute that ‘pluto’ sounds abusive / repeats patriarchal language without thinking twice about it/ challenging it …. i thought pluto dug deeper, no?? i’m just being an annoying hater, right?
xoxo
love, some bitch in the heap KISSES ;*

InvictaMM Member
Invicta

if that name is your twitter handle then I follow you on twitter.
Great name…xxx

Bird
Bird

Unless pluto is a butch woman of color and is about to drop some ducking science. There’s no matriarch, patriarchy, theocracy, oligarchy, monarchy where they are, chaos land. We have no idea what the terrain is like out there, we are only now seeing we were guessing what pluto looked like.

There’s no state to rule if you’re self sovereign.

Xxoo

LiberatingVenusMM Member
LiberatingVenus

Oh, you can be sure it’s a plutocracy, Birdie, with self-awareness being the coin of the realm – ironically enough, you can’t trade it, but just think about the riches one can amass!

(Self)Knowledge is power!

😉

Birddddd
Birddddd

But what if the illuminati just painted the word plutocracy. I’m glad Pluto Is on the front Page. I love this redefinition period, words don’t have any solidity. It’s terrifying and beautiful.

Saoirse KirkeMM Member
Saoirse Kirke

Burney and urania are yodingplutPluto right now. Neat

Saoirse KirkeMM Member
Saoirse Kirke
Saoirse KirkeMM Member
Saoirse Kirke

My bank account will be after years of overdrafts I hope!

Bird
Bird

If “escaped moon running free” doesn’t encapsulate how NOW treats

Bird
Bird

Crunk, I’d be looking for a better metaphor.

12th House Virgo
12th House Virgo

Interesting poem but didn’t sound like Pluto at all to me.

gemini catMM Member
gemini cat

More like a Lilith + Uranus attitude.

PorkchopMM Member
Porkchop

It would be a cool rap song.

Holiday
Holiday

YEEEEEEESSSSSSSS. This is so good.. It brings on complete primal arousal and then fucks my brain with higher intellect word penis.

“I chaos like a motherfucker”

Girl, you chaos’d me. Chaos’d me good.

Maxene Schreck
Maxene Schreck

Haha!!!

Hermeslove
Hermeslove

Yes do not count Pluto out … I will cut you once you gonna bleed twice .,,

LeoEscapeArtist
LeoEscapeArtist

so who’s gonna tell Neptune about this?

LeoEscapeArtist
LeoEscapeArtist

right on

flowerchild
flowerchild

AWESOME Pluto poem!!!! Hot damn!!!

Great to read on my mushy emo dark moon night…..great contrast to my mood, cut right through all that! ….kind of inspires me to see if I can get a little of the ‘grrrrr…’ back, get in touch with a harder edge…and a bit of humor!

Did you all see the photo of the ‘heart’ on Pluto from the space probe fly-by today…? Would that be some ‘tough love’ coming from Pluto..?

InvictaMM Member
Invicta

I think that heart shape was named Charon by the scientists.
lol
Not like it was ever gonna be Kevin then.

ElectroMM Member
Electro

I will love you till you transform, Mothafuqa!!

davidlMM Member
davidl

Love this attitude ! Makes me feel right at home. Aries, sun, sn, merc.
The true beings of our solar systems are the planets. We are merely the sex spores that populate these great beings.

You’ve just described Pluto in a way that should give everyone hope that some beings just aren’t going to stand by and let Jupiter and Saturn have their way for eternity. Fuq the time lord, Fuq the overblown God of expansion at any price.
Thank you Fatima x

Shelby
Shelby

Fatimah is like ice – eternal and burning. Not at all surprised about the Scoprio; her poetry reflects that – but the real Fatimah is wickedly-humored and a delight! Glad I got to meet and talk poetry in an art gallery with her.

ElectroMM Member
Electro

Fuck your order. Fuck your time. I realigned the cosmos.

Yes, yes, and yes.

ElectroMM Member
Electro

I just realized why I love that part so much. Because I love FUCK THE CLOCK.

sarah
sarah

I absolutely adore this !

Maxene Schreck
Maxene Schreck

THIS IS THE BEST

She’s pretty too.

ElectroMM Member
Electro

She is beautiful. She’s got the eyes, iips, and hair. And smarts – the sexiest of them all.

InvictaMM Member
Invicta

Indeed. I love the Pluto look. Makes Al Pacino look like he should just go on home to his mama.

LadyLehMM Member
LadyLeh

Freakin fuqing spectactular

Bird
Bird

*hands up in air only to stop to fan self from stomping feet from all the holy pluto power feels*

Kim
Kim

Hell Yes!

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