Pluto Shits on the Universe
On February 7, 1979, Pluto crossed over Neptune’s orbit and became the eighth planet from the sun for twenty years. A study in 1988 determined that Pluto’s path of orbit could never be accurately predicted. Labeled as “chaotic,” Pluto was later discredited from planet status in 2006.Today, I broke your solar system. Oops.My bad. Your graph said I was supposedto make a nice little loop around the sun.Naw.I chaos like a motherfucker. Ain’t no one canchart me. All the other planets, they thinkI’m annoying. They think I’m an escapedmoon, running free.Fuck your moon. Fuck your solar system.Fuck your time. Your year? Your year ain’tshit but a day to me. I could spend yourwhole year turning the winds in my bed.
Thinking about rings and how Jupiter should just pussyon up and marry me by now. Your day?
That’s an asswipe. A sniffle. Your whole dayis barely the start of my sunset.My name means hell, bitch. I am hell, bitch. All the coldyou have yet to feel. Chaos like a motherfucker.And you tried to order me. Called me ninth.Somewhere in the mess of graphs and math and compassyou tried to make me follow rules. Rules? Fuck yourrules. Neptune, that bitch slow. And I deserve all the sunI can get, and all the blue-gold sky I want around me.It is February 7th, 1979 and my skin is morecopper than any sky will ever be. More metal.Neptune is bitch-sobbing in my rearview,and I got my running shoes on and all this sky that’s all mine.Fuck your order. Fuck your time. I realigned the cosmos.I chaosed all the hell you have yet to feel. Now all your kidsin the classrooms, they confused.All their clocks: wrong. They don’t even know what the fuck to do.They gotta memorize new songs and shit. And the otherplanets, I fucked their orbits. I shook the sky. Chaos likea motherfucker.It is February 7th, 1979. The sky is blue-gold:the freedom of possibility.Today, I broke your solar system. Oops. My bad.
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