Now What The Fuqery?

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Mercury Retrograde

Now what the fuqery…?  Mercury Retrograde is one thing – we all know the drill. But really? On MARS? And both square Neptune. This is like our designer air bridge suddenly sinking in the middle and detouring through a treacherous swamp. Beware committing big-time resources to something that could be at best flimsy or at worst actually delusional, deceitful etc. And beware even MORE, the sending of cryptic little communiques that try to come off casual but are really exploratory – in biz or anything else. Leave the whacked out crap to the Muggles and just stay on course, eyes on the horizon.

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Saoirse KirkeMM Member
Saoirse Kirke

i literally can’t keep track of all these damn transits. my studio looks like a noir scene where the writer has pulled out page on 400 times. but its just scribbles of charts and schedules and maps. i would hang string all over and hang the individual pieces of paper but that reeks of a bad crime drama cliche and i’m not doing anything that radical. if i stepped out to get a coffee, someone coming to check the meter would stop in to say hi and see hundreds of charts with various markings on them and both call the… Read more »

ChrysalisMM Member
Chrysalis

Would you believe my workplace has chosen NOW to do a massive, long overdue, wholesale upgrade of IT – this involves thousands of computers across a dozen sites??

Z
Z

Well what happened to me on Saturday really put me off track from biking and more healthy eating. I’ve been awake at odd hours, listening to Burt Bartnarach songs and crying. Listening to songs over and over. Also behind on some of my chores. i think I will go to the doctor tomorrow for a folllow up visit and unwind a litttle bit. Was talking to my cousin about my resolve to not project sadness in social media and for her to kick my ass if she notices me doing it. I will not cause a scene. I want to… Read more »

Z
Z

And my water intake. Need more water.

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Dudes online are tripping. I let my online dating membership expire and updated my profile to admit I don’t have time for all that. Things at work are going well, so I’m not so lonely being lonely. Maybe I’ll get blind sided. But, I’ve kind of given into that – that I’m blind.

crisannmMM Member
crisannm

Okay, brilliant hive mind – I’m in a doozy of a Merc Retro – but it all “seems” amazing and wonderful. I don’t know where this all hits in my chart, but I feel like I’m weathering it well. I’m Libra, Leo Rising, Cancer Moon. Dudes from my past have turned up in loads these few weeks… but one in particular took a left turn into “He is your soulmate-ville” about 5 days ago. An innocent Facebook message flirtation has turned into uncovering such a soul connection – I mean. MIND BLOWING. He is truly an amazing person. There’s a… Read more »

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

LZ’s feel uplifted and joyful as fuq. At least sometimes. Keeps them going. Toward the brick wall of reality at full speed. Sort of. Maybe. No clue. Good luck. Honestly.

crisannmMM Member
crisannm

😀 – that did TOTALLY cross my mind, btw. THANK You. I appreciate the vote of luck. xo

PiMM Member
Pi

Well I am no psychic but it sounds like you should
“give it a go (and) be creative about bridging the gap” .

Maybe with kidlets involved on both sides this takes some thought, care, consideration and open convo’s with all, esp re distance, but
If you’re both open Human beings with love to share, and you feel the same way about each other, fuq it, what have you got to lose? It’s not like you have to leave the country tomorrow. Baby steps?

PiMM Member
Pi

Remember Venushas been opposite Pluto and Neptune has been squaring mars opp?Saturn and merc retro so leaving things to level out just a touch could be wise, says ever cautious Cap moon. Xxx
god this could be super fun and awesome though. Who knows? 🙂

crisannmMM Member
crisannm

YES Pi – so very true. Yes, Yes. I thank you for your kind response. So much to think on. I’ve leveled out a bit today, things seem calmer. Don’t know what the scheduler says, but it’s def. a little less full steam ahead.
Hugs!!
xo

Saoirse KirkeMM Member
Saoirse Kirke

The only update I can fess up to is that I woke up at 4am and have had a blank mind after rip roaring awesomesauce. Just zzzzztttttt.

This void moon right on my ascendant, blank slate?

Maybe I’ll take a nap and prep for mars sextile Venus tonight. Libra moon, let’s get it on.

Saoirse KirkeMM Member
Saoirse Kirke

WoW
I’m going to say that the Aries scopes, taking my need to talk somewhere, spot on.

This. Day.

I feel blood and heat and lightning at the hollow in my neck, I’m more accustomed to seeing myself as a brain floating around with a string attached.

How enthralling to connect the body in the mirror with it.

It finally rained. The flowerS were struggling. Not a metaphor.
Sleepneeddeep

CateMM Member
Cate

Ah, Home Sweet Home. Natal Mars in Pisces square Mercury in Gemini anyway. Saturn in Scorpio. Becoming sure-footed through the swamp.

Damons
Damons

True to Merc retro form, I am guilty of firing off several exploratory missives to past peeps in the last 48hrs resulting in zero intel.

I now just want to bury my head deep in the sand and bury the other head deep into something else, but that’s not happening either. Hell, I wonder why!?

I officially hate Mercury, its apparent backward rotation and all astrologers besides Mystic.

Sincerely,

Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot
Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot

wow, the Tarot is BANG ON at the mo’.

Cosmic Phoenix
Cosmic Phoenix

Seriously. I did mine outside with my own deck and was blown away. Myst knows when to call it for sure.

hdq
hdq

The world might be bumbling ahead all loosey-goosey, but I’m just sitting back zen-style watching it burn. This feels completely normal. Yes, worries exist (apartment hunting! Aah! But Jupiter will enter my 4th soon, right when I need him to.), but I am healthy again, school and money sorted, kids really good, teeny wobbly kitties the cutest things ever, abundant love (YES they know about each other now – everything on the up and up), beautiful world. Finally, a perfect spring. 🙂
Sending abundance and love to you all!

lilopinpin
lilopinpin

It’s opposing my Sun in the 6th house, and honestly i feel very faint, no energy, runny nose coming and going, sore throat, and i feel depressed and powerless, and exasperated because it’s been days i’ve been doing nothing, just taking it easy, smoking cigarettes, smoking weed and drinking with my neighbours too..

I think i should be meditating, and praying, and doing yoga… but Nope.. no motivation whatsoever…

misskismet
misskismet

Ahhhh. I’m trying really hard but am in total LZ mode. I met a dude online last week (while on vacation, staying in an airbnb stocked with champagne..), threw caution to the wind, and slept with him! First time in my life that I did that! It was a combination of feeling truly alive and happy on vacation, and he was uh. ridic smokin hot. The actual night was amazing, we had great chemistry, even tho thanks to merc retro my phone did not work and we had to try v hard to meet. He was hot and really wanted… Read more »

pi
pi

woohoo! You had a hot time with a totally hot guy and at the moment you are both into each other! I don’t think its about sex vs love, stuff like this is maybe more about about not getting ahead of yourself (s). Any wo/man who is alive would be feeling like you right now 🙂 which by the way must be awesome.
Oh and it’s Venus opposite Pluto right now too.
And it’s not love zombie unless you’re paying a local to spy on him.

misskismet
misskismet

aww thanks. I posted on another astrology forum and totally got slut shamed!

I’m being a LZ though, I keep hoping he’ll ring or drop a text and compulsively reading up on Leo men -which is making me feel I was a plaything of the day. Le sigh..

PiMM Member
Pi

Are you serious?!?!
for shagging a smoking hot Leo while on holiday in a champagne-packed stay. Hahaha what a bunch of assholes. Get a life, other people on other forum.
As you were.. 🙂

Saoirse KirkeMM Member
Saoirse Kirke

yes i would downvote the other forum as well. i couldn’t think of a way to say it but “what a bunch of assholes” is really succinct. that, technically, IS what i would sign up to do on holiday. right? like, if i went to a travel agent, if they even have those, i would say “can you make this happen?”

misskismet
misskismet

hahaha. So he texted me yesterday, and asked me for a picture. He’d asked me that before, and I said I only have pictures of me in Winter and if he’d like that. He said yes – and told me a pic of me all bundled up was v beautiful. He doesn’t know when he’s going to see me again btw. But anyhows I got annoyed by the asking of pictures. I just felt like we had a connection, I wasn’t trying to badger him into monogamy since I have no idea when I’m back – and he was making… Read more »

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Immediately thought of this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngHDYzhDBk4

misskismet
misskismet

LOL. Thank you for knocking me out of my slightly-depressed haze with a huge laugh 🙂

virgo kathleen
virgo kathleen

Oh GOD I am feeling Mercury retrograde hard. And this is after I said I was going to plow full steam ahead despite Mercury being retrograde. Ha, ha. I’ve been mostly processing things, reading a ton, not wanting to do much. Several times a day now, the internet suddenly doesn’t work for me. I am usually able to reconnect after some time and swearing. But strangely, out of the entire house this is only happening to me (the girl with 4 planets in Virgo of course). There are little things like that. Then there are big things. I’m job interviewing… Read more »

PiMM Member
Pi

Salary negotiation takes practice and a kind of steady Taurean confidence in what you oughta get paid. And a libran (maybe Scorpio) ability to navigate the interests 😉
as employers it is their job to negotiate if what you are asking is ‘too high’. Likewise you can negotiate if what they are offering is too low for you.
Dunno really. You’re right. Wait it out 🙂

jewelie
jewelie

That AKAI 2000 is giving me life rn. I might have to get me one. Bloops and bleeps and skanks and funks feed my neo-cortex these days. Speaking of MIDI I am loving the concept that one of my favourite college-years bands, Tokio Hotel, are working, all trashy euro-club fare with overwrought emo whispering laid on. No sarcasm, I think it’s beautiful. Fitting for the frenetic paces Accelerated Culture is putting us all through. And how fitting that during this mercurial madness the two main composers of this music swirling into my life….are maximum Virgos?? They are strong solar types… Read more »

pi
pi

Libran Fuqing Virgos

I knew one, once.

“career bachelor” is the longest held role on his cv

don’t give the libran playaa planets one minute of airtime. Absolutely NO goobly eyes across the room NO. NONE.
STOP NOW
also be literate and no evidence of blunted intellect. A bit bitchy probably helps.

Good fuqing luck.

Cosmic Phoenix
Cosmic Phoenix

Oh, Pi, you are so sassy these days.

My spouse is virgo sun with moon, Mercury, and pluto conjunct in libra. The night we met I was dressed up in something black & red and kind of late 90’s exotic. I was totally enamored by how much he knew but now I say it’s how he tricked me – acting like he knew everything. I’m kinda bitchy too, haha.

Saoirse KirkeMM Member
Saoirse Kirke

I think I could work through some lifetimes with a libra/virgo/scorp combo. I don’t know about jigsaw puzzles, but much would get done. Metaphysically speaking.

tw:leoMM Member
tw:leo

mars and mercury are on my moon today. therefore on my partner’s sun. i…wrote something about this, sort of. then deleted it and wrote something else. i just have no idea what to say about anything. maybe i’ll try again later hahah. like after 11 june

LiberatingVenusMM Member
LiberatingVenus

Oh yes – this astro is very #LettersI’llNeverSend

Write…backspace, backspace; Re-write…backspace.

Like it’s written in disappearing ink.

tw:leoMM Member
tw:leo

yes! i even seem to be thinking many things that i shan’t say out loud. i don’t want to, don’t need to, or don’t know how. definitely a lot of internal processing and trying-to-stabilise.

LiberatingVenus
LiberatingVenus

Back from a long weekend to this – OMFG, the GOOSE!! I am *dying* right now!!

FYI, that cartoon is a completely accurate depiction of the behavior of angry birds. At least, I’ve seen my bird do this when he’s pissed off about something, like the vacuum being out. Low head, bent half-outstretched wings, and charging right at it. He totally gets his “war face” on, LOL – it’s like he’s 20 feet tall and bulletproof, I swear to god. He is a fierce killer!

LiberatingVenus
LiberatingVenus

My bird and Gertrude could be the new “it” power couple, LOL….

ChrysalisMM Member
Chrysalis

A dear friend has just given birth to a Gem sun, Gem rising, Merc-Mars conj Gem baby 🙂

Pi
Pi

0-0
The Go-Between. Wow!

Mm
Mm

Having aftershocks of the zapzone myself!! Feel like I’m facing more of the same stuff just as I felt like I was coming out of it… Obviously some more toiling away to happen…

Hathors Horns
Hathors Horns

There was an earthquake here in Tokyo yesterday. I sent the Enigmatic Aquarian an email that declared my love for him. In my mind it would be more tragic for him not to know my true feelings. Entropic stuff. Beyond this I’d be entering into LZ stalkery and I will not go there!! Tarot spreads keep coming up with “love will save the day”. Gots to be like Gertrude now methinks. MERC BATZ!! Haha. Gemini Trickster. Must not take self too seriously…

sphinxMM Member
sphinx

Good luck with this declaration.
I am inclined to think an earthquake signifies a good omen in this context 😉 .

Chris
Chris

Love declarations can never be a bad thing! Straight up is the best way I recon. Well done!

WOOHOO
WOOHOO

Having a minor mental Mecurary meltodown. An issue with some finances came up for review, it was resolved… then I decided to commit some more to the investment. Part of me is saying it will be fine, it’s an investment that already exists, it’s a revision of what you already have. The other part says fuq fuq fuq, finance and Mercury – bad combo for committing more funds.

Ahh well, I’ve done it now. Still doesn’t make me stop thinking about it though.

InvictaMM Member
Invicta

I recently discovered a stone called PYRITE, otherwise known as “fools gold” it’s super cheap to buy a small vial to wear around the neck and activates solar plexus energy, personal power, assertiveness and is like a negativity repellant. I’ve never been crystal mad but this one is rocking my Uranian world right now. I have bit on my desk, a piece near my bed and another one in the money area of my flat. It does feel like I have an ability to put a wall of fire between any Qi Vamps and me atm. Even as I write… Read more »

Ms.
Ms.

I would like this stone in a headpiece 🙂

InvictaMM Member
Invicta

You know that was my first thought too?
It’s so Jupiter in Leo!

Pi
Pi

Oh gosh I Have a chunk of this set into a ring. Reminds me to locate. Thanks invicta xx Godspeed with qi suckers x

Lady L
Lady L

Pi I think we may have the same ring! Not that it’s “the same” as the artist who made it handmakes each pyrite ring.

Aimee Sutanto — her site is under construction at the moment.

She lets you choose a pyrite stone of your liking — then sets it in a way that maximises the stone’s raw beauty — stunning. Her jewellery is also part of a collection available from the SO:ME Designer space at Stone, Glint and Bone, located in South Melbourne Market.

Gorgeous.

Charley
Charley

I have a piece I’ve had since I was really young that has super powers for me, never really bothered to look into why it might be though and this makes a lot of sense.

tw:leoMM Member
tw:leo

oh wow, i totes have a chunk of this and i’ve never used it before. i also want it in a headpiece, purrrr. definitely could benefit from use of this lil guy right NOW. thanks! xx

aquasunbird
aquasunbird

Hi, Have you ever worn Hematite? It is hard, metallic and slivery – and is regarded for being highly protective, keeping strength, and self confidence. Hematite looks polished, smooth, lustrous. I have strings of of it in my jewellery collection. (Venus capricorn 5th sextile pluto 1st). Pyrite has a surface that is faceted – is otherwise known as fools gold ( I think), its interesting I agree. I think I loathe this current cycle. Had to quit a proposal for a grant to research new textiles as too little time to develop, with reasonable legitimacy. At least the contact was… Read more »

InvictaMM Member
Invicta

aquasunbird you are being so brave. Hang in there. Have you read any Clarissa Pinkola Estes? I’m sure you’re familiar with her work esp Women who Run With The Wolves. Total life changer for me. Needs to be re read each decade. Re Hematite, funny you say that but I recently bought a hematite ring online because I felt it would compliment the Pyrite vibe. It hasn’t arrived yet but yes, I do feel drawn to that stone and actually always have but never understood why. I mean its not an obvious stone to be attracted to. It doesn’t sparkle.… Read more »

pi
pi

Ugh ASB this sounds awful darlink! 🙁
is this Venus Pluto?
You are not a subsidiary to be stripped. You are Aquasunbird.
I want to stupidly ask, “what’s keeping you there” but I’m terribly facile when it comes to situations like this, and it’s always so personal, and you are at a different point in life from me..
the new study sounds very excellent though. I look forward to hearing how you go 🙂
Other grant opps will come up.
God, i hope the home situ improves. X

ecm512
ecm512

So a few weeks ago, I met a man on an online dating site. I am in the states and was surfing the international dudes in different countries, just for fun. Long story short, I met a brazilian man, and have talked to him for about 3 weeks straight. In this time frame, he has asked me not to date other men, because he has really become attached and likes me. He said he doesn’t want to date either. I’m a little shocked at this … We have never met and are 6000 miles away. but I continue to observe… Read more »

InvictaMM Member
Invicta

Honestly?
He sounds as if he is manipulating you.
The fb and tinder activity indicates that he may well be pulling the same stunt on a number of women.
Tread carefully with this one IMO

Ms.
Ms.

I highly recommend not getting too fast with Latin guys until you learn the culture rules cause it’s a different world. All this above is sounding very this.

All superbly due respect, I would step back and not take his requests to your actions of being available as personal flattery and just ride this one out very slowly keeping super in check what you want and only him as an option should he prove to be awesome and not collecting women online

You are there to have your own experiences

Good luck xx

InvictaMM Member
Invicta

Didn’t wanna go there on the racial generalisations lol but Brazilian guy I met last summer kept popping up in London claiming to be 100% single and yet was infuriatingly difficult to reach my telephone. The internet makes it super easy for guys to bullshit, women too but smartphones, ipads and hotmail accounts are just a cesspool of infidelity and I would know. I’ve only existed in the hotmail accounts of men who loomed way larger in my life. Now if I can’t text him on his phone (and he should never have more than one unless he is a… Read more »

Ms.
Ms.

I live in a latin country, I felt it was worth mentioning given the polarity of him asking her to be exclusive whilst remaining very active online. Huge amount of south american guys trying to get down your pants here telling you all kinds of things whilst adding the entire female population to their fb/tinder/whatsapp. It’s not everyone, sure, but its really common.

InvictaMM Member
Invicta

I agree.
I’m just usually the one here saying stuff like that and then thinking “oops who have I offended by speaking my truth today?”
Its a cultural thing more than a racial generalisation actually. And you are correct. I found it funny because I thought it but didn’t say it out loud. I love that you did because it IS relevant. Since you understand the culture you ARE in a position to comment on it.
It is very patriarchal.
My first serious boyfriend was Brazilian and my brother still refers to him as “Mediterranean Sleaze”
Bravo!

InvictaMM Member
Invicta

Please note, am not dissing all Brazilian guys. Just the ones I’ve pulled into my orbit in the past. Law of attraction and all that ja?
Peace out.

sphinxMM Member
sphinx

Flee!

Mm
Mm

Do you really know he is well off and a lawyer? He probably isn’t hun, tread carefully…

skarabMM Member
skarab

Bolt!

Pi
Pi

Have to agree i have the same sentiments. Plus a certain desire to say, “How about I do what I like, fuqface!”. Sheesh. He’s ‘attached’ eh ? Any consideration given to your position on the matter? But still. Interesting 🙂

ecm512
ecm512

Thanks everyone! Yeah, i think i am just bored, hence the reason I entertained this dude longer than the others. He is legit on the lawyer thing – i found info on him on the internet. Honestly, I was planning to travel there early next year, so thought it would be fun to pipeline and make some friends? Oops. Didn’t think I would catch this type of a fish. I am not going to Europe, nor am I spending a dime on this man. But I did want to make sure my instincts were correct, so I appreciate all the… Read more »

Ms.
Ms.

thats the perfect attitude to have though, and admitting you are kind of bored. It’s good to keep people in mind around the world if you are traveling there. No love zombie for you 🙂

InvictaMM Member
Invicta

“How about I do what I like, fuqface!”
Pi I adore you

pi
pi

controlling a-holes can go jump. 🙂

Scorpio rising
Scorpio rising

I signed a contract today for a job, i know that’s frowned upon during mercury retro but the job feels so right, i first got interviewed in mid april and was called back and accepted april 30th so i dont if im in the clear or not, but speaking of deception my friend got hacked on facebook and another identical account was made and now the person who made it is telling him pay up or i will ruin your image…so thats super strange

InvictaMM Member
Invicta

Its also totally illegal.
Report that person to fb immediately
They can track the ip address.
Cyberbullying is a major offence and the upsurge is of lawyers specialising in it reminds me of the rise of divorce lawyers after Ivana Tramp’s “don’t get mad, get even” book came out. That whole divorcing for money thing is completely repulsive to me but I digress. Cyberbullying is illegal and a criminal offence. If you have evidence that this is happening, report it to the police even. I would.

Isis
Isis

Haha!! I suddenly developed celeb crushes that really distracted me. Both are mercury men.

I checked the astro, saw this Merc / Mars pair travelling through my 12th (Neptune/illusions/silver screen) and thought at least there is an astro reason for this time waste.. 🙂

sphinxMM Member
sphinx

Tom Hardy. * 😯 *

cosmic fleece
cosmic fleece

First thought – Aiden Turner – Poldark – Coooorrr !! xxx Had to look up chart, boys Virgo therapist and I had a ”Have you seen….” moment about him a few weeks ago..
Hope you, and your fam coming along roses hon.

sphinxMM Member
sphinx

He’s hot! My kind of LOTR dwarf. And, not my type normally, but going through an Andrew Lincoln Walking Dead moment too! What is wrong with me? Lol, too much Mars on the brain. Tom Hardy does have Mars in Cancer ‘Sexual Napalm’ to my Venus in Cancer. Exact. So I think I will always swoon over him. And thank you Cosmic Ramette for asking, I am deep in school applications, quite disheartening sitch in Vic. I just came back from a teary moment with an SDS vice principle, he was great, but it seems little dude may be too… Read more »

InvictaMM Member
Invicta

Yes we are…
I honestly have no idea who these blokes are but I love that you get “distracting celebrity crushes” its so cool. You are honouring your inner teenage self and I think that is beautiful.
More so because you so clearly are not a shallow person. The idea of you having “distracting celebrity crushes” makes me chuckle
That and that you actually googled their astro 🙂
*****belly laugh****

sphinxMM Member
sphinx

Ha! Thinking women do have cupcakes too.. 😉 I know, it’s a bit tragic, but I LOVE cinema, I am a Neptunian Leo, so it’s a given really.. I share my crushes with my long suffering Gem, who rolls his eyes at me. Always think of you as a Saggi! What is your astro again? Remind me, I know it’s lots of Virgo, but then your Moon is in?? I google astro in spare minutes in my day frequently! I have an astrologer’s heart and a Gem Asc, I always watch shows and google the actors as I am watching!… Read more »

cosmic fleeceMM Member
cosmic fleece

I hear you re the schools sitch. Many a parent has changed school within the first year, so fear not, your decision is not set in stone. We started out at a school with lush architecture, phenomenal gardens complete with pool (and at a reasonable non private school price !) we soon learnt that all that glitters is not gold ! We are now in a daggy looking little school, brimming over with constructive support (the majority of the time) .. Nowhere is perfect .. We do still have a few brain fart moments with the little fellows education and… Read more »

sphinxMM Member
sphinx

Of course, that was it, Poldark, i misread it. Mars doesn’t make for clear thinking.. Thank you for noting that about things not being set in stone, it’s so true we can get mired in absolutes mentally when life isn’t really like that. Actually I am hoping that little one will get into a giant steps program opening, lots of moola involved, but hard to tell what is what. Found a school for cognitively disabled kids that is really open plan and friendly, but the iq test criteria that he has to meet aren’t autism friendly. So anyway, your point… Read more »

Ms.
Ms.

Yes, seriously. I’ve been trying to time some overdue changes in tune with my astro (as you do) this whole shebang is happening in my 12th house now. I made a killer 9th transit so I’ve been working on a carry over from this. It’s a sensitive transit and I’m doing some pretty deep psyche meditative work. Which has me sensitive to this more than usual. Extra weird men or aggressive peeps are popping right now, esp in my phone or really inappropriate communications, like beyond the normal level of weird I get. A guy I rented a place off… Read more »

PlutonicUranian
PlutonicUranian

I understand.

PlutonicUranian
PlutonicUranian

You need a deep breath, in many ways.

InvictaMM Member
Invicta

Wow, yeah What he said, deep breaths.

MethinkyMM Member
Methinky

Fuq wow, strange times. Hang in there. Sorry about your old friend, that must feel weird. I guess you have to honour their wish and hold on to the fact that it’s not you, it’s them.

Mm
Mm

Oh wow, full on! Hang in there!

MethinkyMM Member
Methinky

While work is hell and I feel like I’m on a burnout. Dreadingwork trip to national meeting, feel sick at work every day and paralysed most of the time.I have there for nine years, i used to be confident and empowered. Now my self esteem is fuqed and I don’t have any passion for anything that earns money, I want to be at home with my fella.

Then again, today was first appearance on fancy schmancy board. It’s honorary and unpaid but also a bit wow. There is hope everywhere else. Meh.

MethinkyMM Member
Methinky

This was meant to be a new thread, soz. Dunno how that happened!!

Pi
Pi

Board sounds fun! More Influence?

Maybe after a meeting or three when you’re there you can mention you’re looking for new opportunities.? 😉

Pi
Pi

An opportunity that lets you be at home more maybe..
work rut, ugh 🙁

Methinky
Methinky

Exactly – the thing that leads to the thing, yes! Funny, it is a board related to an historic residence and a gorgeous one at that (mars in cancer loves this stuff) I am so grateful for the connection. Actually the dude who engineered the appointment said he was stoked I was there at last because he thought they needed ‘my energy and enthusiasm’which is Awesome. They don’t need to know that the work thing is so toxic under the veneer of credibility. I just need to help them all feel the spark, you know, the one I totally don’t… Read more »

Ms.
Ms.

Thank you. It’s been a bit full on

pi
pi

It ain’t easy being scorp.

PlutonicUranian
PlutonicUranian

That duck is so relevant, I can’t even tell you why lmao

InvictaMM Member
Invicta

Made me LOL for real too.
I am so Gertrude right now!

Cosmic Phoenix
Cosmic Phoenix

I hope it’s not one of the ducks that we sacrificed to the new moon last week and ate. Seriously, we got ducks and chickens this spring and the spouse thought the ducks were annoying so we ate them.

Pi
Pi

“so we ate them”

This could be a new meme for your household.

‘My colleagues were annoying me.. so we ate them’
‘you didn’t pick up your shoes… So I ate them’
etc

Colleen
Colleen

ROFL!! “My band kept playing the wrong notes…so I ate them!” I wonder if I should bring this up at next rehearsal… 😉

Prince Stolas
Prince Stolas

We gladly feast on those who would subdue us. lol…. birds are just mini-dinosaurs. If it were the other way around they would totes have you for dinner. (Hannibal Lector style)

InvictaMM Member
Invicta

Honey I ate …MERCURY RETRO
Burp.

pi
pi

Being eaten by a duck. Poetic justice for our feathered friends.

Cosmic Phoenix
Cosmic Phoenix

Pi, you’re a hoot!

JokermanMM Member
Jokerman

In the spirit of “The Four Yorkshiremen”
1- l’ve had a mobile contract go wrong and my credit rating go south all bcos the idiots at Telstra mixed up my first n last names.
2- The clutch on my car suffer sudden failure and major probs getting a mechanic.
3- Major problems sourcing parts for VW van – long term project
4- My CD player (dont laugh- l like the pictures) get stuck.

Uggh!!!

NicMMM Member
NicM

On a good note my renewal of subscription was seamless, thanks MM!! Perfect X

Buckle (Aries Sun; Pisces Asc; Gem Moon.)
Buckle (Aries Sun; Pisces Asc; Gem Moon.)

Mine’s been seamless, apart from no ‘subscriber’ label here — I only just realised. Eh, not a drama.

Kim
Kim

Hi Buckle,

I’m helping Mystic troubleshoot this subscriber/no subscriber thing and, well, your account is showing anomalies. If you want fix the issues, or if you have any glitch logging in, or when it comes time to renew, please email and Mystic will sort it! Thanks 🙂

InvictaMM Member
Invicta

XOXOXOX to you fabulous Kimmy.
You are fuqin awesome LOVE YOU!

hermes26
hermes26

Ugh HELP me. Mars is on my natal Sun In the 10th house. Plus Neptune and Mercury I’m really not at all surprised that this happened today… Went for 2nd interview for awesome-sounding job and had the weirdest experience…basically this guy spends 1.5hours asking weird af q’s and outwardly musing over whether I’m too “reserved/ serious /intense ” for the job. Kept telling me to “relax” which was pretty hard given he was practically criticising my face + interrogating me. Yah I just have a resting bitch face. So now he’s asked me to come back tomorrow to “have lunch”… Read more »

InvictaMM Member
Invicta

Sounds like quite an ordeal but worth it if you really want the job. Probably they are just grilling you to see how you cope with the stress. If that’s not the case then do you really want to work there?
I do think they are testing you to see how you handle the pressure though. Everyone is nervous at job interviews and the most annoying thing is being told to “relax!”

Cosmic Phoenix
Cosmic Phoenix

Ugh, that IS the worst. I’m also INFJ with a scorp rising to boot. People misjudge me all the freaking time. Sometimes it’s nicr to have that protection and other times it’s just annoying as fuq. I hope your interview went better than you thought. Best of luck to you and your bad ass self that shows authenticity in all situations.

Mm
Mm

Run!!! While you have the chance. That is disrespectful behaviour and you will be up for more of it if you willingly go back for more!! Do yourself a favour and walk away… It will up your self respect.

InvictaMM Member
Invicta

I have to confess that was my first instinct too. I thought, “they sound like a bunch of arseholes so beware signing a contract to work for them under Mercury Retrograde!” But then I remembered that we never know how transits are going to play out and for instance my new media company was officially opened The Day Mercury went retro, I didn’t plan it that way but actually a lot is going right for me this Merc retro and you say you really want that job. Also we don’t always have the luxury of planning around Mercury retro. If… Read more »

mm
mm

Yes! Every interview I’ve been in they’ve talked about how they understand everyone is nervous during interviews and it’s okay…

The Venus FlyMM Member
The Venus Fly

Those are things bosses THINK to themselves, not state ALOUD to you. Or at least professional ones.

This person is making you seem like you’re on trial, which means you will work like you are working on eggshells.

Good luck.

Ms.
Ms.

There are so many ways to word and do all of the things he was interested in about you and this appears to have none of them. He sounds very creepy. Observe you having lunch with the girls so he can observe you in a social context and telling you to relax whilst openly discussing you. Sounds like a creepy ass date!

Prince Stolas
Prince Stolas

Would you still want the job if you had to deal with numbnutz always making you doubt yourself on the actual job? 🙁 Sounds like a terrible place if they have to come up with interview scenarios that are this yucky.

Lady L
Lady L

What a CREEP!! An interview IS a serious conversation, and you DO take your professional life seriously. What was he expecting — rumbunctious laughter and a “hey man” attitude?? Tread carefully. Ask them about their company culture. Do they expect you to attend many socials/events — during/after hours? How in line is that with your industry/role? Emphasise how you are dedicated to your work, That your enjoy being a team player in a team where everyone pulls their weight. I am INTP — at least you have the “”F for “feeling” in your makeup to have tolerated (admirably) this guy.… Read more »

hermes26
hermes26

Thanks for your replies everyone. I woke up the day after that interview and it all hit me; he was using coercive persuasion on me. I know because I’ve BEEN in a cult scenario before where they used this technique on the first day (I didn’t go back). It affects you deeply, psychologically, even physically. I’ve been having nightmares for days. I ended up writing him a 1000 page letter telling him exactly how he crossed the line. He didn’t offer me the job haha. I didn’t want it anyway after that. The whole thing was really fuqed up. Funny… Read more »

InvictaMM Member
Invicta

LOL I have mercury conjunct my mars. No wonder last night was such a struggle. Post a couple of drinks- boring social event- very bad idea but only way to convince myself I was “having fun” when the boy had invited me out and I’d said I had plans. So by 7pm I was free and dangerously tipsy phone in hand ready to send that “booty call” text AND I DIDN’T. Can I get a standing ovation please? Giving myself one right now. I STUCK TO THE PLAN. Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If he’s really as stable, sane and single as he seems… Read more »

The Venus FlyMM Member
The Venus Fly

Spiritual ‘gasms first. Physical ones later. Pace…pace… ;D

InvictaMM Member
Invicta

Thanks Venus Fly. I agree. Physical I can do with almost anyone, alone even. I want all or nothing with the boy no booty calling, sex roadkill, or so what? type of relationship will suffice. The physical feels like nothing without the other dimensions included. My progressed 8th house Kataka moon demands is of me. Slowly is holy and protective dating armour and full on smart chick dating strategy firmly in place. I really like him but once a LZ, always a LZ potentially so Chet Baker over here needs to wise up and approach this logically. This is WAR!… Read more »

Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot
Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot

*STANDING OVATION* !!

InvictaMM Member
Invicta

Thank you Lux Interior! I think I’m learning from past mistakes. Finally!
The support I’ve received on this site has helped massively. I love being told when I’m being an idiot as much as being supported when I’m not. The guidance and love in this community is just beyond….
I check in for the astro but leave with so much more.
xoxo

artemis in the seaMM Member
artemis in the sea

Jee, you’re right on the spot once again Mystic! Last night I had the strangest communications blow off with someone I do not even know personally. They friended me a while ago on fb after we’d exchanged some comments on a common friend’s post. Anyway – I don’t even know how to describe it. Not wanting to go into victimhood at all, but I felt like I was simply responding to a question he asked (about the Illuminati no less!), giving one possible viewpoint but at the same time acknowledging all viewpoints. It went from a playful exploration of possibilities… Read more »

Virgo Ellie
Virgo Ellie

Crap…. Can’t sleep as I plan an attack on my health fitness coach who I blindly signed a contract with. Her program is fantastic but when I joined / signed that fuqn’ contract I was unemployed so the schedule worked. Well, I got a job. A job that starts at 8:00 am. My health fitness schedule is 5:30 am or 6:30 am M, W, F. That is it…. This means I had to get up at 3:00 am those days to get to her 5:30 am class 30 mins away!! It worked for awhile then my body shut down. Started… Read more »

Virgo Ellie
Virgo Ellie

I asked her for a copy of my contract. She sent me a picture of it… Yes a picture of it when I first signed it. I can’t find it, asked for it and she hasn’t sent me a copy. Steaming at 3:00 am right now stinks!!

InvictaMM Member
Invicta

That really sucks ass Virgo Ellie

Virgo Ellie
Virgo Ellie

Thanks! Sent her a Virgo sun sign message that said “don’t fuq with me”. She responded with ” I cancelled your contract with no money due”. Awful! My strict Virgo expectations ruin my Libra rising “let’s love each other” momentum! Virgo takes over… Hate it!!

Thanks!!

InvictaMM Member
Invicta

So you don’t owe her a thing and are free of the 3am steaming sessions?

Virgo Ellie
Virgo Ellie

I hope so!! Her biz is too new to fuq with someone who would take her to court for messing up on my payments!! She even said that If I wanted to come back blah, blah… She’d do this or that but she was offering the same schedule that was still impossible for me to work with. I just can’t get over her lack of motivan to offer me other options that I could work with that she is currently giving other clients!! It wasn’t meant to be. So I am happy. I will lose a couple of friends because… Read more »

The Venus FlyMM Member
The Venus Fly

Unacceptable.

Sadly, some folks aren’t ‘business’ people they’re ‘stingy’ people.

Virgo Ellie
Virgo Ellie

Thanks! Sent her a Virgo sun sign message that said “don’t fuq with me”. She responded with ” I cancelled your contract with no money due”. Awful! My strict Virgo expectations ruin my Libra rising “let’s love each other” momentum! Virgo takes over… Hate it!!

Thanks!! ( copied my message from above)

Sincerely… Thank you!!

Gobbaleeno
Gobbaleeno

I got out of a gym contract once by having my Dr write me a note to say my back wasn’t up for the workouts… the Dr was so great I didn’t even get to he end of the sentence, “So, I have this Gym membership…” before starting to write the note. I don’t have a bad back BTW 😉

Perhaps you could try that? Get your Dr to write a note/medical certificate, for whatever health reason, you can’t continue that fitness coach’s health regime…

Virgo Ellie
Virgo Ellie

Thanks!! I do have a Dr. Appt next week that I could ask him. Fortunately she was smart enough to make the Right decision. She canceled my contract with no more due. I was impressed and glad I am out!!

InvictaMM Member
Invicta

YAY!
Well done for sticking up for yourself Virgo Ellie. Result!

Virgo Ellie
Virgo Ellie

Thank You Invicta!

mariaozMM Member
mariaoz

Thank god Iam on holidays from work. Just at home but think that’s the safest place. Work was going bats before I left. Think I might take leave on retrogrades!!

The Venus FlyMM Member
The Venus Fly

I’ve been sick for three weeks exact. I am at the 90 percent mark now, minor cough with phlegm and some vertigo (Chiro appt tomorrow). But now my kid is sick – and this week is the first week OFF I’ve had all year (and the first time I’ve had a chunk of time all by myself since last November). Just found at that our creative ensembles will NOT be changing when we return next week and I am so disappointed as they usually switch up every few months. Over the last 2.5 years I have been slowly plugging away… Read more »

InvictaMM Member
Invicta

Hope you and your kid feel better soon and that post Mercury retro things shift up career wise & creatively.
xoox

pi
pi

I had to book a Big Airfare, no way around the timing, have the insurance and (a copy of the PDS) to cover hopefully most fuqery. Worst financial misdemeanour other than that was overspend on food and snacks. Big Airfare purpose feels like fluffery but it’s a new opportunity, a bit uranian out of the blue. My cap moon sees the lack of ‘professional ‘ shine about it and I hate to admit, it cringes. I Ching says “11” I.e. 100% amazing. I don’t know what to think between my probably unjustified personal doubts that I quash, and the fortune… Read more »

InvictaMM Member
Invicta

Well since you do have insurance and all relevant paperwork I don’t see the problem Pi. I AM Ultra Uranian myself atm so I think your cap moon is just being a killjoy. I’m pro everything adventurous, pattern breaking and Uranian right now. Keep going Pi.

Pi
Pi

Yes it’s definitely a testing the waters situation. X

MethinkyMM Member
Methinky

Keep going, Pi – your instincts are impeccable.

Pi
Pi

Youthinky? I really hope so
thank you xx

MethinkyMM Member
Methinky

Yeah, if its not ‘this’, then ‘maybe this’ is the thing you have to do to get to ‘that’, you know it… Whatever it is probably started long ago some how, sounds like an adventure, yay for you! Lucky 🙂

ChrysalisMM Member
Chrysalis

Merc retro be fuqued, I’m so pleased you will be travelling again soon. Don’t worry about your Cap moon, it will find purpose enough particularly if you are happy xx

Pi
Pi

Thanks chrysalis 🙂

VenusInCancerMarsInScorpioMM Member
VenusInCancerMarsInScorpio

and i am preparing for a circumstantially extremely well-timed most important property decision in my life so far. hahaha. which will hopefully be finalized right after Dx, but most of the preparations are to be mode before Dx.
well, at least i haven’t scheduled dental surgery for this week. that’s some relief

Moved on
Moved on

Weirdly, as Neptune is transiting my planets in the 8th house, it is often square for a while that same planet that it is transiting. So if we are looking at the 3 degree of influence rule, Neptune is currently squaring moon, mercury, mars, and my true node all currently sitting in my 11th house. So Kim Falconer is saying “thoughts turn to home life, family and symbiotic connections”. Oh Yeah! So, symbiotic refers to any diverse organisms that live together, but in this case, the relationship is not necessarily beneficial to both. Oh fuq yeah! This is unbelievably apt.… Read more »

Buckle (Aries Sun; Pisces Asc; Gem Moon.)
Buckle (Aries Sun; Pisces Asc; Gem Moon.)
Prince Stolas
Prince Stolas

I saw that! Also writer Tanith Lee passed away recently too. Both of them Virgos.

Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot
Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot

the Synchronicity has been off the charts though…

IT/tech SNAFUs too…

InvictaMM Member
Invicta

Ditto

Buckle (Aries Sun; Pisces Asc; Gem Moon.)
Buckle (Aries Sun; Pisces Asc; Gem Moon.)

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Buckle (Aries Sun, Pisces Rising, Gem Moon)
Buckle (Aries Sun, Pisces Rising, Gem Moon)

We just got a scam letter today (and actual, paper LETTER) in the post from a Spanish fake lawyer alerting us to a $6.9m “Trunk Box of Personal Treasure” that we could claim 50-50 with him, as soon as we provide our bank details.

Despite the Spanish sender and return address, the postage stamp and post mark are of the Netherlands!

I’ve never received anything like this before. Hilarious! And very weird.

Mm
Mm

Lolz!!!

Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot
Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot

AH. Well, if MARS=MEN+Merc rets affects travel, then the air bridge is definitely travelling through dangerous swamps. So that’s a big NO to delusional sleazebaggery.

AquaLeo
AquaLeo

So much Shizz going on right now, with if a damned if I do damned if I don’t work vibe that is seriously unbearable. I work in a very high end beauty environment and the mediocre management is so seriously muggle ridden it’s actually scary. Fantasy : Writing resignation email and throwing them all under the bus! This Aquarian Leo needs a serious lifeline out of Muggleville.

AquaFeyMM Member
AquaFey

This Leonic Aquarian needs to hitch a ride on that bus too. Settling into a new land during this batshit insanity is a whole new level of crazy. My phone thinks it is tomorrow and that I am in Madagascar (in Sydney) and has changed my diary to reflect this. My laptop has teleported to another dimension leaving only a faint shell of itself behind. My dreams are waking me nauseous or in tears.
Fuq me, are we there yet?