Weekly Horoscopes From April 11

 

Weekly Horoscopes from April 11 are now posted – here are the headlines: Aries get their mercenary mojo back, Taurus gets compared to Napoleon, Geminis bid a sad goodbye to psycho-love triangles and futile flirtations, Cancerians go primal in love, blame Uncle Pluto and Leos need to do some solid time in their lair.

For Virgo it’s all about Lillith – not Eve – Lilith, the Anti-Eve. Libra is about to speed it right up – they’re revving and once that Whim Of Steel is engaged, they won’t stop in a hurry either. Scorpio – that strange scent on the evening breeze is not diesel mixed with gardenia – it’s karma.  F-Wit Muggles obstructing the path of Sagittarius should step aside pronto and Capricorn returns to Spartan super-powers of out everythinging every possible rival. If Aries do it, people think they’ve got an ego or too competitive. Cap gets it on and nobody makes a peep. Aquarius is doing Haute Hermit in prep for gigantic leap and Pisces is about to control freak out.

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Damons
Damons

True that re DIY self-imposed hermitage. I’m holed up in my new bush studio with volcanic plug/ river delta/ocean views, fridge stocked with prime cuts and enough pantry and bon vin rouuge supplies to see me through a nuclear winter (hopefully that’s not about to be the case). I’m only answering communiques from new magic folks on the scene. Five figure deals done, Thursday gone, and awaiting check to clear. Reading ‘Stoner’ by John Williams and had an epiphany re certain academic pursuits. Lit a fire last night and got lost in the four dimensions of fire. I’m waiting for… Read more »

Pi
Pi

4 dimensions of fire. Thank you. This just put words to a thing I was working on some time ago and was thinking of refining. Helps.

Vslr
Vslr

I have been trying to figure out the transit which dissolved, washed away etc a belief that i held about my family status and other beliefs related to my family. Im feeling so much better as a result. It was the Libra april 4th eclipse which i beleive triggered my natal neptune in capricorn. Being a first generation uni student at an elitist uni brought quite a few challenged amonst the many beautiful and humbling opportunities. I hadnt realised what kind of effect these challenges have had on my relationships of all types, the ones i choose and the way… Read more »

flowerchild
flowerchild

Aqua here…..I do feel like a hermit… Crab rising…..going primal in love sounds good, but don’t know if/how that will play out… Mostly: I’m just not feeling much better after the eclipses/ZZ/Jupiter direct I felt a little lift with Jupiter direct yesterday, but today I feel extremely depressed and anxiety-ridden and I started the day with an incident early this morning where all of a sudden I was starting to faint/pass out for no reason, out of the blue……layed back down in bed and slept for a while longer, ok now, but something is wrong……… Yeah, too many things not… Read more »

aqualeo
aqualeo

dear aqua buddy,
I totally feel you.

don’t be too harsh on youself and take one day at time. enjoy little things and remember you’re a COOL aqua.

the rest can go fuk.

love to you. xx

Ms Leo Noir A
Ms Leo Noir A

” … and Leos need to do some solid time in their lair.”

Starting to feel like I’m never going to come out of the lair.

🙁

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

So many Uranus-Mercury power blasts for me these last few days! Blown bulbs, techno weirdings, mechanically fried cell phone, & on & on. Transiting conjunction in my 1st house, natal conjunction in my 8th. Having to craft work-arounds, find new ways of doing usual things (esp communications with network). Outside, fog & then thunderstorms: apt. Anything flimsy or past its expiration date hasn’t stood a chance. I do enjoy the clarity.

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

Diesel fuel & gardenia lol. That fm eclipse has been clarity plus! *Relishing* the clarity, like a buzzard with a meaty bone.

If
If

“F-Wit Muggles obstructing the path of Sagittarius should step aside pronto”.
Oh, fuq yeah. Future Saggo is live. Now. And she has teeth. Grrrrrrr……

Chrysalis
Chrysalis

We’re in dark moon phase, yes? Ugh I am feeling it. Had a really lovely dinner with Weatherbeaten Virgo and was hit by how much I really care about him. Don’t think I’ve faced up to that before. Yet I stuck to my guns about the deal-breakers. Cried buckets when he left and am still wobbly. I will be ok, I know I made the right decision. Then an article shows up in my newsfeed, along the lines of ‘why I quit drinking even though I didn’t have a problem’. Fuq, I could have written it myself, it was like… Read more »

Chrysalis
Chrysalis

*fuq-tonne. Although fun-tonne kind of works 🙂

supercal
supercal

hi Chrys, I know you said you don’t want advice but you know alcohol is a depressent right? so maybe instead of being this thing you might as well do because you can’t feel anything you could think of it as the thing you do that disconnects you from meaning/yourself/etc. and you sound as though you don’t know what else to do which might be because this is the first thing to do – address it, I mean. there are other ways to address anxiety and sleep. there are other ways to have fun. I don’t mean to sound sanctimonious,… Read more »

Chrysalis
Chrysalis

Thanks hon, you don’t sound sanctimonious at all. I appreciate your honesty. xxx

Aqualeo
Aqualeo

This is really resonating with me. I also have a long family history of alcoholism and gave up serious drinking some time ago. It does help with my overall mental state for sure, but now and again I feel like the only one that can’t let off a bit of steam.

Gemyogi
Gemyogi

I think you’ll find the thing. The thing that makes your life meaningful. I realised when I went back to art school in 2010 that got me its Art. I also love a drink, don’t trust teetotallers (blame my Bacchus conjunct Dionysus in Leo), come from both alcoholic and Presbyterian teetotalling ancestors. Moderation is the key for me. A few AFDs each week. But some ppl have to go cold turkey. No judgement. Hugs Chrysalis

Gemyogi
Gemyogi

*for me not got. F u autocorrect

Chrysalis
Chrysalis

Thanks babe. I have Neptune conj IC, addicts are everywhere in my family of origin. I ought to know better. xxx

Invicta
Invicta

Hey Chrysalis
hugs xxx

ScorpioGemini
ScorpioGemini

Sounds like you’re slap bang in the middle of Dark Moon plus a little Saturn or Plutonic influence.

You ask what’s next; when I made those evaluations and asked what’s next I ended up changing my entire life based around the realizations and I don’t recognize myself (not just because I lost 30 lbs that had been impossible before).

Take heart that the grossest point of disgusting blah meaninglessness in your life actually conceals the greatest shining diamond of your existence.

Moonraker
Moonraker

Are we there yet ?

gemyogi
gemyogi

Aries get their mercenary mojo back, Taurus gets compared to Napoleon, Geminis bid a sad goodbye to psycho-love triangles and futile flirtations

I’m a Gem with Taurus moon and stellium (merc & mars) and Aries rising!!! Time to conquer the WORLD 😀

gemyogi
gemyogi

new motto: KICK ARSE

Chrysalis
Chrysalis

Go Gemyogi!! xxx

TripleL
TripleL

Jupiter direct — kick ass!! Okay, PIABs. Trans Jupiter is hitting 12 deg exact on natal Proserpina, which is saddled in btw natal Mars & natal Venus in 3rd H Leo, squaring natal Jupiter-Neptune-Saturn … thoughts/insights into what might be on the horizon for me??

Thanks for input – good, bad, or indifferent! 😀

Quadrupled
Quadrupled

Mystic, you hit it once again. Indeed, I said goodbye to a dead flirtation but I feel elated about it. Maybe next week I will feel sad.

Invicta
Invicta

Bang on the money.
As usual.

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Hey there. I recently read this article and it helped me put my LZ tendencies into context and I thought maybe it applied to you too? Basically, its about being an empath and getting people’s energy embedded in yours. Its so so so challenging to be an empath and once the self judgement sets in, its a downward spiral. Anyway – I thought of this because of some other comment you made somewhere else: http://thehappysensitive.com/being-empathic-versus-being-empath-crucial-differences/

Invicta
Invicta

This is great. Thank you 12th H. X

firefish
firefish

Yes, thanks so much for posting this link, found it really helpful! X

supercal
supercal

thank you for showing me my life

Fauness
Fauness

This article is fantastic. Bookmarked. I’m going back to read all the links too. Been trying to learn how to effectively navigate my moon Neptune conjunction, which I think is part of my psychic sponge issues.

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Glad it helped people. Its a long article, but it helped me ease up on myself for my latest “lz” episode. I remembered – I do actually pick up stuff that isn’t mine and I can’t release it if I am judging myself at the same time! These nervous systems of ours require and deserve our utmost care!

flowerchild
flowerchild

Oooh! This site is GOOD! This will be therapeutic for me right now…..many, many thanks!

sphinx
sphinx

Yes, it does feel dark moony, I was wondering why this Leo is still in her ponchito chiquitito para ratoncito. Thanks Mystic!

Veronica
Veronica

Awww, Adoro los ratoncitos xxx

Libra9
Libra9

Driving home from work this afternoon (in Canberra) I saw a van advertising “Mystic Floors”. Would that be like walking on clouds?

Real, Real Gone
Real, Real Gone

She floors me

Lady L
Lady L

Mystic, you always astound me in your accuracy.

I have been incredibly bitchy and bossy today and have absolutely ZERO patience.

I ignited some metaphorical fire under colleagues fast asleep.

Then I read your description for Pisces (my sun) and Virgo (ascendant), and it all made more SENSE.

Quite enjoying this Lilith-powered control freakery. It’s like I cannot stop cutting through the BS. Am definitely not winning any popularity awards at the moment, but I DO NOT CARE.

cort
cort

Its great isnt it? I feel like i have grown more in the last year than the last 10? 15? Cutting the dead wood n letting go of a lot of anger. But still seeing thru bullshit. Peace love n truth (or i’ ll fuq u up) LOL AND yeah mystic is the oracle.

gemyogi
gemyogi

Popularity is vastly overrated. ‘Nice’ people seldom achieve anything that changes the status quo

Lady L
Lady L

Thank you Gemyogi and Cort.

Agree! I used to be so OTT ‘nice’.

Then a whole lot of stuff changed.

Now being nice happens when it feels real — i.e. authentic.

Saw a hilarious yet such a spot-on quote recently: “Do no harm, but take no shit.”

That appeals to all my planets 🙂

Gemyogi
Gemyogi

Yes. Love it!

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