Return Of The Plutonic Uranian Career Advisor

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The Blue Dahlia

Hi Mystic, I’m sending good blessings from afar to you, my friend, and wishes of health and clickitude to your masses of followers.

This is a postcard from the maelstrom. My life is now all at once a *REAL* combination of South American colonial plantation clan soap opera, high stakes corporate espionage, computer cracking fiction, gold smuggling, 20,000-row spreadsheets referencing 20,000-row spreadsheets, demonic exorcism, suicide hotline, office space, and Dostoevsky, 18 floors up the Empire State Building during a windstorm, with a hail of bullets and the threat of tunnel bombs always in play. All true, and very real. This all, while I also resolve the day to day of mortgage, kids, togetherness, commute, savings, future, the quest for open sky and solace from the Rat Race through a dense jungle fog of real estate transaction, and possibly a motorcycle purchase on the horizon, and remembering the deep joy of playing music and writing verse, guarding equity like a tiger, dispelling debt, and maintaining my emotional sensitivities in a war zone.

In the more mundane world, I have taken to an evening cup of reishi tea, and yes the dreams have been interesting but the price per dose is too high for me, as I find much more value in mint+damiana or mugwort+hibiscus with a sublingual B complex chaser. Chamomile is a knockout punch. 15 minutes of yoga each morning. Fine whiskey only, for only good reasons. I read old classics on the bus and train to work…Brothers Karamazov, Three Musketeers, Don Quixote, Treasure Island…Beowulf. One solace is in the old language of ancient texts.

So the Pink Moon is eclipsing on my twelfth cusp / Pars Fortuna / Pandora, while NN on Sun/Pluto at 9Lib, I’m in the thick of it. The problems of the earth are channeling through and I am forced to own them for myself, dissecting the details of either the corpse or the fine dish.

Just wanted to send an update #50,000 that astrology is real, magic is real, at all points of the earth real and alive, if only one looks to it with eyes that see and listen with ears that hear. We have reception and I must as always tell you that you are always admired from afar, I have ever been impressed by your words and meanings and motives and find daily joy in them.


Regards,
PUCA

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jediwarriormonk
jediwarriormonk

Beautiful

Kell
Kell

Oh PUCA,

Perhaps you could read aloud and record Marcus Aurelius to inspire us.

Happy Maelstrom Monday.

Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot
Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot

I’d like to hear his voice!

Pi
Pi

Really missing in my life the voices of men at the moment. Something a little more personal, human, yummy, Pi-oriented, than day to day chat-lite. I think pluto’s still going to work on my 7th house, aha. Multi-scorp (and lovely partner) was in the same universe as me this weekend, thought I was done but it still pinged me. Feeling a bit down. What can I say, Scorp energy has a place in my life. Then an in-flight encounter, barely a word exchanged but there was something, i was staving off the worst of a hangover and breathing quietly and… Read more »

Pi
Pi

I suppose if I were to relate my tangential comment to PUCA’s resurfacing (hey there puca nice to see your words), it would be to wish that he could apply the same kind of engaging, narrative-shamanic style of analysis to matters of the heart as much as to the career. then again that would also probably mean 10,000 emails a week, or something. ach, and so we live.

Cortez the Killer
Cortez the Killer

Pluto in my 7H till for a few more days…….2028 or something like that. As Scar would say “……..oh joy”.

Pi
Pi

Yes , I get to finish that transit with a Pluto moon conjunction just before it moves into my 8th house sex death and taxes,

Cortez the Killer
Cortez the Killer

Yeah my Moon conjunction too. Prob 2026. Im not sure of dates. Is there a site that tells you these things? I just looked at orb and imagined a year.

Cortez the Killer
Cortez the Killer

Round about, or just after the time it goes X-act opp my Sun. Whats the portent there l wonder.

Pi
Pi

afaict pluto-moon is big heavy stuff relating to mother(s), and/or significant women in your life, emotional landscape, inner life, personal stability. Dredging, questioning, depth-confrontation. Maybe you being kataka with aqua ingredients means you might be better placed than some to feel the feels, yet also not get lost in it all thanks to aquarian detachment. then again, moon-pluto is possibly the opposite of “detached”, its a rip current and you’re swimming in it. if my friends various experiences indicate anything. placement of moon in house and any existing aspects might help to formulate approx shape of the thing but hey… Read more »

Pi
Pi

online ephemeris 🙂

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

I think your in-flight encounter was a sign, a good one. A little cosmic peak at the opportunities that await you. A metaphor, your hung-overness at the time, what with the multi Scorp on your mind & all? You got the Vanquish candle, right? Time to fire that up!

Don’t know what to say re Pluto in the 7th, which is weird as I was born with it there conjunct my moon… Intensity. Impatience (w/ bs). Insistence on Authenticity. A tall order for many would-be suitors, impossible for the faint-hearted. But you are so fuqing worth it! Pluto knows. xx

Pi
Pi

the candle – of course. I rediscovered the pluto juice but forgot about the candle even though its dark, church-forest-exorcism scent has been pervading my room since I unpacked it.

what you said about pluto. yes. scratch them all from the records, buff the stone back to a high-sheen Black. good for scrying.. Start again, deeper.

Pi
Pi

is this how scorpy types roll, btw? it does feel more fix(at)ed and intense, many unspoken things of vital importance that must be detected, points on the map as dots that must be joined, before proceeding. anything less is a liability. yow

Gemyogi
Gemyogi

Yah. Now eating some aldi Camembert. Xx

Meohmy
Meohmy

Yes. that’s what my life is like too. parallels. understated calm amongst the drama. and good quality martinis.

PlutonicUranian
PlutonicUranian

Recipe, please.

Invicta
Invicta

Hey
this is totally off the topic but I had to replace my avatar because the girl in the picture has visited me every night since I left CT.
Random fact, she is Aqua sun and Scorpio moon.
My progressed sun is Scorpio and my progressed ascendant is Aqua.
Neat huh?
Anyway, she is a cuddle fiend and I swear she astral travels to me every night and cuddles me. Its mad. She’s the first thing on my mind every morning.
Crazy connection. Daughter of my ex girlfriend and brother. Love of my life, literally.

Invicta
Invicta

Her favourite movie is The Big Lebowski. She’s FIVE. Got kicked in the teeth by a pony recently and two of her front (adult) teeth were knocked out. So she’s in the hospital, blood gushing out of her face, parents traumatised. Kid very calmly tells us to forgive the pony. Its my fault for walking behind him she says. I have forgiven the pony and please dont be angry with the pony, she’s addressing her mom specifically. I mean at FIVE??? She wants to be a ballet dancer and wears tutus everyday after school. Refuses to wear normal clothes, only… Read more »

Fauness
Fauness

She is divine. My little girl is 4 – aqua sun, cap moon, and a stacked sagg house. She is sweet, smart, and sassy. Little girls are so fun and can connect you to your inner child in a heartbeat. Your niece is a jewel.

tw:leo
tw:leo

whatta badass!

aquasunbird
aquasunbird

If she is 5, then she is on the bridge between the end of Aquarius in Neptune – and the beginning of the Piscean Neptune cycle, the early transit of Capricorn Pluto (my daughter is just turning 5 this week and has North Node Capricorn too), and Jupiter is moving towards through Pisces to Aries, Saturn was leaving Virgo (opposite Uranus in pisces, to Aries), to traverse Libra… My daughter visited me too in dreams vividly, I am sure of it – before she was delivered, while I was pregnant. A bronze African fertility totem / doll was passed to… Read more »

aquasunbird
aquasunbird

What I really meant to say I think she is karmically connected (obviously) to you, so she is always close, searching to be, in your mind, heart. There is the path, conduit. You. This is so special, the most blessed of all. I really think it is so wonderful she has brought you so much love, this is truly brilliant!

aquasunbird
aquasunbird

As for the writing PUCA, thank you – I inherently know what is real, is following, shaping, from the visions, unreal also…Mercury Pisces retrograde on Fomalhaut…

Invicta
Invicta

Oh I hear that! Yep. It was difficult for me when my ex gf of 5 years and my brother fell in love. She and I were still close and my brother was my soulmate. We did everything together so having them fall in love and announce their engagement two weeks later was quite a blow. In theory I was happy for them but in reality I was piggy in the middle. My brother would ask me really awkward questions, she was obviously lying about a lot to spare / snare his feelings. There was, in retrospect method in her… Read more »

skarab
skarab

bitter-Sweet beautiful, Invicta. Thank-you for sharing xx

aquasunbird
aquasunbird

Reciprical love is your outcome, raison d’etre…

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

She looks just like you, Invicta! Beautiful synestry 🙂 x

skarab
skarab

Oh PUCA, you always thrill and make me giggle. So happy you’re around. X

skarab
skarab

PS. Tonight, gonna make me some wild hand-picked, mediterranean mountain breeze-dried chamomile infusion. and i’ll make a toast to you and any piab that would like peaceful sleep and beautiful dreams. fuqknows i do. xx

Fauness
Fauness

I’ve been slowly falling off the Go to Sleep at a Decent Hour Wagon so I’m definitely making a note of these blends to try. I’m a fan of chamomile and lavender and also Kava. I’ve heard passion flower is amazing. I have sleep issues and I plan on conquering them, no matter how many times I restart.

skarab
skarab

Must be really frustrating to have sleep probs. I’m good with sleep – it’s just the intense dreams this past week have been a bit much, and chamomile is a wonderful anxiety buster.
My herbalist friend suggests a blend of herbal tinctures of californian poppy, chamomile, passionflower and hops. Gd luck in your quest!

LiberatingVenus
LiberatingVenus

Ha – Sun/Pluto @ 9Libra! I always felt there was something more Plutonic than Uranian about you, dahling…! Motorcycles are most excellent – are we having a Jupiter transit, LOL? If I might make a possibly helpful recommendation? I don’t know what you had in mind, but Honda makes some pretty good bikes. Not just the crotch rockets, either – their cruisers are nice, too. Jap bikes on the whole are much more reliable than their American counterparts. Whatever you decide upon, enjoy – there’s nothing more freeing and relaxing than being One with The Open Road!

Kell
Kell

Dear LV,

I begged off bikes upon becoming a mother- Gem Mars Square Pluto- both in Mercury ruled realms. My cat lives used up near misses in this human one. How I long for speed and helmet less tresses blowing back!

I salute intrepid travelers and speedsters!

On Mercury’s wings!

Cortez the Killer
Cortez the Killer

I missed accidents bcos l was goin too fast.

Back in the day, Highway Patrol said to me “Why are going so fast?”. “It says so on my licence!”. “Where?”. “Right there”; (“Tear Along Dotted Line”).

BMW or Ducati. (Jap bikes boring. Harleys are just Ducatis minus brakes and handling.)

LiberatingVenus
LiberatingVenus

Oh don’t get me wrong, BMW & Ducati do make REALLY nice bikes…! But you definitely pay for it. Plus, Ducati has that very distinct dry clutch sound and I think that would drive my ears absolutely NUTS on a long trip..!

Cortez the Killer
Cortez the Killer

Only just found astro reason l’ve loved fast bikes n cars and general daredevilry; Mars conjunct Pluto. Also Venus is there too. So l got an anal-shithead appreciation of things

skarab
skarab

Was given an old ’68 Montesa “Scorpion” 250 many, many years ago. It was red and black, a real beauty. My god-son trashed it 10 yrs ago, may it RIP. 37 yrs of service to fun and danger.

LiberatingVenus
LiberatingVenus

Another Mars in Gem gal, LOL? How funny – we can start a club! Gearheads and motorphiles, the lot of us…!

We should *totally* think of a name for our fictitious new Mars in Gem motorcycle club, LOL!!! I think I’ll nominate “Phoenix Riders” for proposal since mine’s Hadean flavored as well. 😛 😀

Pi
Pi

I’ll join, if there is a “horses and muscle cars” section x

Pi
Pi

(I’d add ‘late-model european sports cars’ but they are slightly less affordable, alas. Really should have studied medicine after all, $$)

skarab
skarab

Well, i haven’t got my mars in gem but it is conjunct uranus-merc in leo 10th. I call these three planets in my chart The Three Amigos – specialising in capers of fierce and unpredictable velocity – with or without vehicles ;-P

DP
DP

I love the idea of having names for your planets/placements!

Kell
Kell

Mercury/Sun on SN today. Fortifying the lair. Infusing inspiration into daily rituals.

Kell
Kell

Dear PUCA,

The NN/Eclipse on Venus brought me to Phantom and Don Carlo in fabled houses of culture. The Inquisitor walks among us yet, in our halls of law and justice. Still we battle the throne kneeling to the church.

Entitled, imperialist, privileged. These modern inquisitors sport sublime suits, not hoods. Still we battle for our young, always haute, focused on our mission. Our ancient tales inform, as we write new endings. Light our path, Noble PUCA. May you/we prevail.

Sweet sanity
Sweet sanity

Dude. Just…. dude.

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

Yep, we’re living the dream, PUCAchu.

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

Transiting north node on my Pluto-Moon. Magic is the only thing that’s real.

birdstar
birdstar

this. this this this
must take my broom to you once it gets over 60 f

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

59f here today, 65f tomorrow 😉 You missed 70+ & tornadoes two days ago, but no worries: there’s plenty more where that came from. Will smudge the place & freshen the guest towels; you can tie your broom in the barn next to mine. *squee* 😀

Birdstargirl
Birdstargirl

cruise-control-great-horned-neurosaurus-caliber intellect

I had to go back to find it because I lost my “I write everything down here to not forget it” book

Was just shutting down all the social networks and preparing for the ascent. Glad to see pucachu is interstellar.

The magic is real. For certain.

Thanks to everyone on here. Seriously. This wouldn’t have been a very cogent winter without this Site

Birdstargirl
Birdstargirl

All that being said, there’s a fuck of a lot in there information wise that’s pretty damn concerning.

The good writing kind of paints the pretty and gwan with the chamomile but there are a lot of 4-10 points on the stress meter words in the beginning.

Take care of yourself.

PlutonicUranian
PlutonicUranian

That’s good advice. Thanks.

Birdstargirl
Birdstargirl

I’ll endeavor to be more brained next time I show concern

Birdstargirl
Birdstargirl

If I can’t type my email correctly, I shouldn’t be posting.

Bird
Bird

I keep coming back to this.

I’m going to need your moon to get this moon and lilith over my ascendant.

So rephrased

Survive you scrappy bastard because I need you to win this

There

ScorpioGemini
ScorpioGemini

He’s back!

I hafta say that the most encouraging thing about you, PUCA, is that you’re pretty clearly grounded — or aspire to it a.k.a. actualize it in that way that deeply committed people actualize deeply (for them) fraught things… with careful, questioning emphasis and ongoing dedication.

While believing in magic.

We all need more of that.

Invicta
Invicta

Can someone PLEASE write SOMETHING intelligent that doesn’t sound like a fawning fan letter. I’m having a 3rd degree sphincter cringe for the PIABs.

sphinx
sphinx

Sorry, I just feel like a numb brained dumb bunny on valium tonight & honestly, most other days too. PUCA has the gift of the gab, the smarts, the emo iq, y’know, sometimes I just read his stuff & go ‘wah’. There’s nothing to add, because it is kind of perfect. I actually copied his movies indoctrination rant into my notes! As for tonight’s advice, I really forget astrology is real sometimes. I feel like a need to refresh the concept of astrology from the point of view of the Egyptians and Sumerians and Indians at the moment. Somehow I… Read more »

Kittybat
Kittybat

I clapped your letter writing, Invicta, so don’t be feeling all unintelligent and fawning 🙂

And to PUCA – words are failing me, but hello back, love reading your writings, and wow on the above one. Take care, thanks for the reminder of the magic … and just …thanks 🙂

Invicta
Invicta

This is a truly outstanding piece of writing PUCA. I always read your posts and smile whilst shaking my head a little. People often tell me that they find me intimidating which I have always thought was a mixture of bullshit and flattery. I read your posts and they make me wonder if that is true. You certainly raise the bar and – this is difficult to say but I’m going to try even if it sounds clumsy. Basically you are HAUTE and I feel that I’d better bring my A game if I write to you. Mystic inspires the… Read more »

Invicta
Invicta

That should read relevant question, or relevant reason to ask your advice. I was so busy prostrating myself I got my words tangled. Its not a posture I’m used to assuming and I don’t think it suits me! See this is why I haven’t written to you yet!
Its a bit unnerving as clearly you are SOMEONE VERY COOL and one doesn’t want to screw it up but merely having that thought is enough to make most people do exactly that. Ugh. Anyway, just saying thanks, you’re awesome and I really enjoy your posts.

Invicta
Invicta

glamour-
I’m severely dyslectic, spell check is my soulmate.
I actually wrote glamorous so it worked until I shortened the word. Oh well, I’m so uncool now I don’t care anymore. Ha!

tw:leo
tw:leo

this is so lovely! xx

Invicta
Invicta

Thank you tw leo
xx

Redlipstick Virgo
Redlipstick Virgo

PUCA – I want to marry you!

LiberatingVenus
LiberatingVenus

Run, Forrest, run! 😀

leogroover
leogroover

Wow well written PUCA. My life is very mundane compared however I am honouring my daily scopes with a bout of couch /reading time and lovin it.

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