Mercurial Bats To The Max

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Wiley Coyote

Citizens, guess what?

Mercury is in Gemini from May 1 until July 9… YES this involves a Retrograde. From May 19 until June 12. YES Mercury rules Gemini so this is likely to be one of those retrogrades.

Sign things, blast the admin, fix stuff etc before May where poss.  But the potential for creativity, romantic actual fun, genius and WOW synchronicity is BEYOND.

Some peeps you thought totally THERE may fade out for a bit whilst people you thought practically off-planet re-enter YOUR orbit. Write-Write-Write.

More in the Horoscopes – I will be doing an extended sign by sign rant re this over the weekend, posted on the Weekly Horoscopes page.  It will have the GOOD potential and the most pertinent cautions.

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MercuryWoes
MercuryWoes

I have a HUGE legal mediation two years coming the first day of it on MAY 19th determining a monetary settlement. Does this mean I’m f-ed? Apparently I cannot move it because it is the ONE DAY the mediator he would prefer is available. Does this mean things could go poorly for me? Ergh. What do I do?!?

Verity
Verity

The Murky Retro bracket dates are the same dates available for travel for the NZ airline that sold 100 tickets in London today, LHR > AKL at the cost of the years of its anniversary, Return. £75! I nearly got one! 😀

The Venus Fly 2.0
The Venus Fly 2.0

I’m one of those anomalies who has a FANTASTIC time during every Mercury Retrograde – blessings seem to pour in during such times. Maybe being so 12th House heavy means I bypass the chaos when y’all are going through it, lol (??). The last month or so, wow, SO many digital snaffles, so-and-so, such-and-such.

hdq
hdq

eh, mercury wonky hanging out in my 12th house going direct on my SR on my natal merc- lilith… sounds like a day of my life. pretty mystical magickal too, really. 🙂 bring it, i say. \m/ \m/

Baristagem
Baristagem

😯

As a Triple Conjunct Gemmy in the 3rd house 😮 … I’m totally cool about this.

Just gonna write & have fun 😀

sphinx
sphinx

Me too! I am just a humble Gem Asc, Gem SN with Mercury direct, but I shall be writing too!

Pim
Pim

It’s in my 12th house, looking forward to more daydreaming. Shall keep notebook closer to hand ..

spookygemini
spookygemini

On a completely different note, watching wile e coyote pull that lever gives me some sort of mischievous glee. it’s mesmerizing.

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

I know it’s not a slot machine, but I keep hearing ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching 🙂 Music to my ears!

spookygemini
spookygemini

If I’m a Gemini with my Mercury in Gemini does that basically mean I’m fuq’ed? Although I was born when Mercury was retrograde so does that mean I’m immune?

Twin-gemini
Twin-gemini

I am Gem with natal Merc is in Gem too- I LOVE his retrogrades! Thats the time when I can get a raise (and it happened before), get a job (still wandering how the heck I scored the one I am in now) and just watch other pips shit flying past me basically. Yes- gadgets are breaking and people are very slow with replies.
I would say- you are ‘immune’ 😉

hdq
hdq

me too! sun merc gem in the 12th so retro-ish and i often really enjoy retrogrades. things are never boring.
those sound like famous last words, don’t they 😉

Prince Stolas
Prince Stolas

Jimminey Crickets!! What is up with today? It’s like exploding dynamite everywhere. Starting day off with a fight.

jediwarriormonk
jediwarriormonk

yeah man! people have been acting so tweaky and last minute and then it’s YOUR fault you can’t fix their fuq ups??? Very tiring.

Blisswitch
Blisswitch

I’ve got a baby due somewhere between May 17 and May 24 😉

My three year old was born with mercury retro in Pisces and that was… Difficult. Hopefully this will be more surreal and synchronistic.

<3

ScorpSolAquaLuna
ScorpSolAquaLuna

honest question: Isn’t it better for the baby to be born during Merc Rx? – like it means they won’t be as affected by it throughout life etc. (read this somewhere and now I have no clue… just throwing this out in case anyone else knows or has experience…thx!)

Jim
Jim

i was born during a mercury retro & I can say from personal experience I feel a lot calmer during the retros but I think it’s just due to the fact that during those periods everyone else is just as confused as I feel all the time. stuff still gets all sorts of messed up.

spookygemini
spookygemini

Gemini sun/gemini merc born w/mercury retrograde and I generally find retrogrades peaceful as well.

ScropSolAquaLuna
ScropSolAquaLuna

Whoa. :O thanks Jim and Gem!

Blisswitch
Blisswitch

I’m thinking about the momma !!!! Not fun to have miscommunications and malfunctioning equipment at a birth lol hopefully this will be more surreal and glorious 😉

ScorpSolAquaLuna
ScorpSolAquaLuna

It totes will be wonderful. No matter what happens w/ any Merc – it will be a beautiful day! 😉

Blisswitch
Blisswitch

Thank you!!!! Needed to hear that today <3

Skye
Skye

Better get on top of communications and booking while the gettings good.

I might end up wearing my tin foil hat in May to avoid unwanted signals.

1st booking: romantic actual fun 🙂

Hathors Horns
Hathors Horns

Still in recovery from that Aquarian retrobats. Well at least I can read Gemini a hell of a lot better.

SagiTaurean
SagiTaurean

Retro in my 7th – all ex’s accounted for but one – eerie.

ScorpSolAquaLuna
ScorpSolAquaLuna

No. NO! Noooooo! The last two Merc Rx were ATROCIOUS for me.

Fuqed up airline tix.
Miscommunications out the yin.
Rereading your receipt from a restaurant (oh, did they charge you $20 or $200? hmmm…)
And the WORST workplace fuqery BS imaginable.

MM – HOW do we deal with this?! I will need the rant MP3 for sure… but I AM dreading this… I feel like there is nothing I can do, and I just have to bite the strap and take it. 🙁

jediwarriormonk
jediwarriormonk

happens twice? happens three times? check, double check, triple check… or just don’t leave the house til its over, that too is always an option 😉

toroloco
toroloco

I’m praying to sweet, merciful Mercury that I land a job before the retrograde. Shit’s already blowing up here. Literally. Two houses in a nearby neighborhood caught fire. Meanwhile, everything is breaking and falling apart in my own house.

ScorpSolAquaLuna
ScorpSolAquaLuna

Yes, this too – I also BADLY want a new job (…well before June 11 thanks!)

I had an interview during that last TWO Rx (Oct and Feb) and BOTH rejected me. UGH. Feeling so dejected.

Not gonna lie though… I’m glad my house isn’t catching fire. 🙁 Stay safe.

SagiTaurean
SagiTaurean

Taurus sun and true node here- wishing you luck on the job- i start my interview process this weekend, I am hoping the same.

Ms. Leo Noir A
Ms. Leo Noir A

Good luck with the job hunt! I will be finally putting the feelers out for non-sucky work soon. Here’s hoping we are swiftly united with wonderful opportunities soon! 🙂

Vslr
Vslr

In a similiar situation…waiting to hear back for two jobs I applied for.good luck all!! 🙂

Skye
Skye

Fingers crossed for all on the job front. May the best opportunities present themselves well before the retro.

Could there be anything worse than an interview during Gemini in merc retro? Shudder.

LiberatingVenus
LiberatingVenus

All – the next two+ weeks are *excellent* for job interviews due the Mercury/Venus mutual reception. Practice your poise and polish off those social graces until they achieve the desired high-gloss finish!

Even for those who just want a little extra cash in their pockets, this is mojo is tops when it comes to thinking up revenue-generating ideas. Mercury and Venus ruled signs, especially, make out like bandits with this vibe.

Fingers crossed for all – I pray that Mercury imbues you with the smoothness and conversational ease that conveys a very desirable employee!

toroloco
toroloco

^^^This is so true! I’ve been selling a TON of things I no longer need or use for extra cash. Not much, but getting a few pennies for decluttering is still better than living with the clutter and being penniless. Putting my 2nd house skills to good use!

I think this is just for US, but Powell’s Books is great for selling books online to an indie book chain in Oregon. Decluttr.com is great for movies, cds, and old video games. Both give you free shipping options as well 🙂

Thanks everyone! Best of luck to all of you as well!

PURPLETA
PURPLETA

Wish you all the best with the job-hunting!

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