Return Of The Yoni

Yoko D'Holbachie

So far as trends go, this one might be difficult to coin an actual name for.  Not-The-Typical-Virgo is calling it “holy c**t consciousness” which does not exactly make for a friendly media soundbite. But the V – as in vagina – seems to be more prevalent in everyday culture of late and i don’t know what astrology is to thank.

It came to my attention last March (Lilith went into Leo and the North Node into Leo, we were all intent on Saturn in Scorpio/the Grand Cardinal Zap Cross of  Feb to April) with the Feng Shui Your Vagina post.  Summary: Sage and Mugwort are super magical protective, clearing and banishing herbs so why not waft some, you know, up there?  A conscious honoring and cleansing of one’s Venusian sectors.

Then The Gwyneth (Pluto, Sun, Mercury, Uranus and Lilith conjunct in Libra) entered the fray with her endorsement of the V-Steam – mugwort but not smudged, just diffused up into the Venusian zone. It’s an ancient Korean practice said to have all manner of benefits, despite the sound thrashing she got in the media and from medical experts.  Important Note: Obviously i am not a gynecologist lol. If you have any V crap going down, see a doctor.

Anyway, i think it’s time The Gwyneth actually opened a chain of avant-garde futuristic spas across the globe – it would be epic. Mugwort, btw, is Artemesia, herb of Artemis, super-magic.   Then in December, squabbling broke out on the post about the Secret Ceres (also apparently ancient wimmyn wisdom updated) clay-herbal stick thingy for V rejuvenation.

AND now – the Chakrubs – crystal dildos (yes) in Rose Quartz,  Adventurine, Jade and with a whole host of apparent benefits so that ladies, you can balance your chakras at the same time as you’re doing other things. This brings a fresh vibe to the old phrase “getting your rocks off” and it is most likely also the ultimate in multi-tasking.

Thoughts?

 

Image:  Yoko D’Holbachie

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Circe Baby
Circe Baby

Still loving my Secret Ceres …

Veronica
Veronica

A graphic designer friend and I always joked about doing a coffee table book called “101 Different Puctures of C*nts”
We found out that someone else beat us to it!!
And there was that vag – portrait exhibition on an old Sex and the City episode

Veronica
Veronica

Oops!! *PICtures* of C*nts* !!

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

I’d like to see that!

Here there is a traveling exhibit called The Dirty Show, all erotic art, hundreds of creative interpretations of Yoni wall-to-wall. I went once when it was in Detroit. Fabulous.

I say make your book. Make it better than the other one. Preordering 🙂

cortazone
cortazone

‘Holy c**t consciousness’?… PATENT THAT!

r(aqua/tauri)
r(aqua/tauri)

I can’t believe you posted this today, I just bought the black onyx from chakrubs yesterday!!! I had been eyeing it for a few weeks then finally was like F it. Treat yo’ self. So funny

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

I L O V E the pic you chose for this post, Mystic! Lucious & other wordly 🙂 lol! Wooo

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

— it’s the G spot! Omg

Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot
Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot

Not to mention Vaginal Kung Fu—led by the fabulous Kim Anami.

I highly recommend it!

Pegasus
Pegasus

Mantak Chia and his wife Mrs Chia were the first to coin sexual kung fu in their books ‘cultivating sexual energy for men and for women.
One of the most powerful sexercises peoples can do is PC ‘pump’ along with the ‘fire breath’ = orgasms with no hand Ma 🙂
Just squeeze and draw the breath and aim for heart then throat then 3rd eye. Some women break into opera voice, some like the are birthing (sexual rebirth?), some into tribal sounds…exhilarating to say the least especially on full moon.

Prince Stolas
Prince Stolas

Those mantak chia books are hilarious! Check out videos on youtube. But the drawings in his book, trip me out. There are all sorts of smiley faces on organs like he was smoking the good stuff. Rofl.

Charley
Charley

I love Kim Anami!!! She’s great, love her Instagram feed of all the stuff she vaginally weight lifts haha. Brilliance. Would LOVE to know her astro.

Oneofthepossums
Oneofthepossums

Also- stunning Yoni Matrix working shop. Luna runs through it beautifully:

Oneofthepossums
Oneofthepossums

Think Mayan! This is totally ancient! I had one in Eumundi- surprisingly BEAUTIFUL experience. You’re not ‘sticking’ anything up there and it’s far safer than using, for an example, an iud up there. Just saying. Seriously, if people are freaking out about some steam then they need to be unplugging and going to live in the mountains- there are bigger fish to fry!

pi
pi

I was thinking the actual objects, not the steam/smoke thing. If that helps

LiberatingVenus
LiberatingVenus

IMHO, I think the phenomenon is an Eris thing. Whereas Lilith was more or less content to remain an outcast and give society the finger, Eris is the uninvited guest showing up and demanding to be known. Perhaps she’s pissed that women have not been put first and is fighting back by shoving her ladyparts in everyone’s faces – she IS presently in Aries, after all….!

LiberatingVenus
LiberatingVenus

Also, as further food for thought it may interest you to know that the last two times Jupiter stationed retrograde, it was within a pretty tight orb to Eris @ 21/22 Aries – that would definitely blow her up and make her plenty visible! When Jupiter stationed Rx in Cancer, this was @ 21 Cancer, so it was aspecting Eris via a square, and when Jupiter just recently stationed Rx in Leo in December, it was @ 23 Leo, so in a trine to Eris this time around.

pi
pi

I’m with eris. I think your lilith eris theory sounds pretty good. Eris deliberately aims to fuq witthcomplacency and established order.

LiberatingVenus
LiberatingVenus

Thanks, pi. Yes, one of the primary keywords I’ve always associated with Eris is “disruptor”. Remember that when Eris first came on the scene in 2005, this led to the demotion of Pluto. It’s this correlation that also gives me the strong sense that she’s pretty damn good at fighting back and can definitely take down patriarchal “norms”.

pi
pi

There are a few more interesting discussions about Eris in astrology now, online That I can find. As in primary material and in depth astro considerations from seasoned astrologers. Not just rehashed stuff.

Prince Stolas
Prince Stolas

Tbh i don’t think the yoni went anywhere. I could be in hibernation though. Mines been hibernating for years.

Gemyogi
Gemyogi

Lol mine is in semi retirement 🙂

Prince Stolas
Prince Stolas

You should buy it a floral shirt and take it to Hawaii! 🙂 I am half tempted to get mine some bear ears!

Gemyogi
Gemyogi

I think Bali with all the beautiful temples and rice paddies and shrines and such 😀

Chrysalis
Chrysalis

Mine too! It’s a deliberate choice. I am practising deliberacy lol
Exercising my power by saying ‘no’ to what is offered. Plenty of opportunity, but still saying no – nothing really right or good enough. It’s really interesting and I feel the ‘yin’ of it very strongly. Totally in tune with Mystic’s observations in the Pisces astro-MP3 actually, about being unable to blend energies with anything not 100 per cent right.

not that Kate
not that Kate

Contrast this, interestingly, with the forefront of third-wave feminism, in which vagina is being slowly eliminated to make womanhood inclusive. The Vagina Monologues performance cancelled at a US college…. discussion of periods called exclusionary.

Is one a reaction to the other, or are they joint evolutions of the now?

pi
pi

Inclusive of what/whom?
Exclusive of what/whom?
“You girls can’t discuss the unique aspects of your sex unless the rest of us can interrupt and weigh in and listen in and generally opine and assume our input is valuable, at any time.” Piss off, I say!

pi
pi

(Not to you! To the weirdos)

Kataka in Fire
Kataka in Fire

Check out Lady Cunt Love
(cherish the cunt) and all things cunty in her cunt emporium…

amy
amy

so glad you mentioned this link to Lady Cunt Love, she is a friend of a friend and i think she does great things ! : )

Year of the Phoenix
Year of the Phoenix

Googling right now! Love the Cunny!

Kataka on fire
Kataka on fire

She also just did a book called “Doodle your down there” which is people’s drawings of their “bits”
And runs a cunt loving quest …maybe online

Year of the Phoenix
Year of the Phoenix

Cuntastic!

Very healing – had a very emotional response to the little promo vid…actual tears

Kataka on Fire
Kataka on Fire

🙂

pi
pi

On the other hand maybe this is all a time of re-associating the yoni with its owner, something that mainstream /pop culture kinda forgets about

Lo
Lo

YES! I agree , PI.

pi
pi

Ladies, your lower chakras are unclean! Here, stick something in your vagina to purify yourself.

So how do the boys cleanse their sacred wands?
I’m sure plenty of hand lotion is involved.

Crystal dildos? not for me.
signed, lilith-Jupiter in Taurus .

Lady L
Lady L

Hey I am lilith jupiter (conjunct) in Taurus too!
8th house for me — at 24 degrees.

Fauness
Fauness

My 6 year old just called one of his toys a pussy last week. Seriously. I don’t know where he got that one because it’s not a word I say around him. He got the talk about how you can’t go around calling objects or people pussies. He asked if it would be ok if it was a bad person like a robber. Um, no. Especially not that.

I have a few friends to do “vagacials”. They dump the pot of herbs into their bath water afterwards, which seems like a great idea.

Kataka on Fire
Kataka on Fire

Not pussyfooting around it but has anyone seen the Vajankle?

Yup a latex ankle (eg foot fetish) with a vagina in the top ….

pi
pi

have wondered on & off if I could make money from offering my feet to foot fetishists. I guess a regular pedicure needs to be factored into biz expenses to keep the merch in tip top shape for ardent appreciators. Hmm.

Kataka in Fire
Kataka in Fire

I’ve often thought the same as I have lovely always immaculate feet …:)

Rose
Rose

Mystic, you slay me! As a Sun, Mars, Venus Virgo, I do love me some “multi-tasking.”

Z
Z

Need I say more?

björk: family (moving album cover): https://youtu.be/HAXvkbOzK6E

Delilah
Delilah

The french have a tea they call tisane thats perfume for the juices. A combination of rose, mint, jasmine and orange tea. Smells really good ????????

Z
Z

How do they use it?

Delilah
Delilah

As tea. Infuse it in a big pot. Really good ????

Prince Stolas
Prince Stolas

Tisane just means an herbal docoction made without cameillia sinesnsis (tea).

leogroover
leogroover

“getting rocks off’ boom boom MM. A V spa what a great idea. We all need honouring from our veejay to our toes and back.

Pegasus
Pegasus

Of course with YONI being the diet of the day VAJRA would enter the scene wouldn’t he?

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

Of course. Balance.

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

And i think with all the Fire sign placements currently, Vajra energy is there for us whenever we want it. Or him. Right now. So that’s totally supported by the astro. Like everything.

Pegasus
Pegasus

O yes, its raining men, they are all over the place so to speak 🙂

Nono
Nono

Fixed star Regulus left Leo and entered Virgo a while ago. Will be there for a very long time. The king is dead, long live the queen!

tw:leo
tw:leo

whoa! love this!

Pegasus
Pegasus

Yoni is self cleansing unless there as been any negative sexual experiences. Best to avoid them.
Crystal eggs have long been a new age sex supplement ( sound better than toy…..personally i don’t ‘toy’ with sex, knowing what a powerful energy it is),
Be careful of the wands they have transmitter points :-).
Astro wise the sacred yoni entering mainstream was Saturn in Scorpio.
Pluto in Sagg was the era of Tantra being the new black.

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

Yes, Saturn in Scorpio! 2 words: Pussy Riot.

They’re working on something new, I heard. Maybe in time for Saturn soon back into Scorpio? Hopeful 🙂

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

(I still lol remembering mainstream newsos choking out the word Pussy in their broadcasts, or trying to avoid saying the word altogether. Haha say it, cmon: Pussy 😛 )

jicky
jicky

yeah but didn’t the news readers love it during the pussy riot incident – they were rolling off their lips with glee for weeks

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

Yeah 🙂

Ps: Love Divine!!

Z
Z

All of Bjork’s art and videos for Vulnicura have to do with vagina in a way that’s so powerfu, especially the clip that’s showing around for “Family”, where the vaginal chest wound is healing. I wish Mystic did a post on that.

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

She’s gone thru a break up, right? Grieving & healing from the core of herself & out in a very Scorpio way.

Z
Z

YES!

supercal
supercal

ha, I just had Vulcinaria delivered and am looking at the chest vagina. what does vulnicura mean?

we need her

Z
Z

I think it’s a made up portmanteau between vulnerable and cure. Interesting that she wrote cure in Spanish, a nod to her Venezuelan producer?

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

Vulnus = (Latin) WOUND

Hence, vulnerable x

Z
Z

Yes!

supercal
supercal

wonderful!

Circe Baby
Circe Baby

I’m lovin it.

Year of the Phoenix
Year of the Phoenix

Very Yoni conscious atm – read “Vagina” by Naomi Wolfe and tuning in to my V and finding I can’t listen to certain types of music and need to be in a pro women/environment.

Reclaiming the yoni yo!

Fauness
Fauness

I have not read the Vagina book, but I remember your post about it. You mentioned “jade triangle” or something similar. Around that time I did a vagina painting… A large red rose/vortex circle surrounded with 3 jade triangles and purple legs that look more like stage curtains. So thanks for the inspiration! I also added the book onto the list of books I want to read.

Year of the Phoenix
Year of the Phoenix

Hey cool Fauness! I have to stop myself telling random people in the street about it! Ha! Jade Gate was one term the Toaist invented, our kindest one seems to be Map of Tassie 🙂

Pegasus
Pegasus

Yoni a beautiful sanskrit word after aeons of hard nasty put down words being used to describe our sweet bijoux.
Had to pull up a young man the other day as he referred to his girlfriend’s ‘tit’s, told him to say B R E A S T S very slowly & softly and to note the difference in his physiology.

sphinx
sphinx

*sigh* it makes me so happy to know there are Pegasus women out there, pulling young men up for their use of language, making them say, ‘breasts’ slooowly with warmth..
You are the best Pegs, 😀

Gemyogi
Gemyogi

Yes pegs you are a good sheila! Xx

Veronica
Veronica

Punani is nice too. Kind of floral sounding.
And Concha, like a shell 🙂

Year of the Phoenix
Year of the Phoenix

Yep those two sound NICE!

Gemyogi
Gemyogi

Map of Tassie! Love strayan slang 🙂

Year of the Phoenix
Year of the Phoenix

Haha! Won’t tell you the others…..

Taryn
Taryn

How timely!
At the gym today for yoga & what gets my attention? In the change room there is all these ads – new fem hygiene campaign with the word ‘vagina’ clearly enblazoned in the core tag line.

I thought geez only a few months ago it was vagina steams and bam – we’re all suddenly cool with the word.

We live in a funny world don’t we 🙂

Ps my friend sells the Ceres ..bit much for me; also see these steam places popping up…ads in Sunday mag.

Go girl power vibe for sure..Yaay

lesley
lesley

V VIBE for getting rocks off ?

Twin-gemini
Twin-gemini

Loving it all, doing it all and recommend to all 😀

V-aries
V-aries

Just lovely. If The Gwyneth (or anyone), ever did open such a chain, I’d invest. Am now imagining the lines of available retail “souvenirs” and the ethical trade opps for women aspiring to venusian handicraft production.

lesley
lesley

HAHAHA WHAT FUN… the mind boggles…A small dildo of rose-quartz worn while doing the vacuuming, would be the ultimate multi something….

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