You’ve hinted that the coming Easter eclipse will be MORE amped up that the last … a real MFSB.
I shudder at the prospect. What the fuq should I expect?
At BEST there was a lot of tiredness and grumpiness about the week before the last eclipse, which was also more than just tinged with general zap zone INSANITY. I thought I would at least get stabbed by a coworker. Every guru and muggle on the planet felt it and we collectively quivered. It was actually thrilling to feel everyone at the end of one big rope, peering into the abyss.
I got my own insanity done a few days before, and how, thanks to the Zap Zone exact. It sent me bona fide NUTS, having a tendency as I do to be an early adopter of incoming astro.
I was at the lowest of ebbs and then suddenly, it came, it went, and I was Calmness Itself. A zany kind of calm. Thrilled to survive, etc. By the time it hit everyone else I was the EYE of the storm, a laughing Buddha, like someone awakening from nightmare and wide eyed with relief that it was JUST A DREAM. The eclipse has made me very WHATEVER FOREVER and thrilled to FEEL THE FEAR. WHATEVER FOREVER now seems like the most legit life mantra / philosophy / modus operandi I can conjure.
But I’m wondering what shizz will go flying around me in this next eclipse – should I batten down the hatches?? This is a “Love” eclipse of sorts. Will cities burn?
So Easter. I have a super luxe all-singing-all-dancing family weekend obligatory holiday production to attend – rookie, I know – which SHOULD be FUN but FUN might not be on the menu and I’m not sure I’ll be able to stay polite for more than ten minutes at a time before disappearing to the lavatory to recite my mantra or text my 19 year old lover.
This disappearing act generally gets noticed and commented on, which is the most benign solution I can hope for. Maybe I run off to the hills to do good old wheatgrass colonics or something?
For self preservation reasons might I want to put ALL complications in the deep freeze and just breath my way through this, like a week long childbirth?
Growing kinda deliciously DO NOT GIVE A FUQ.
Will this eclipse be as addled/addling/confused/confusing as my stream of consciousness ?
Dear Queen Cap,
You sound capable of handling more or less anything so seriously, chill. In fact, i think that your suggestion of putting ALL complications in the deep freeze until after Easter is genius.
With such a volatile vibe, you totally evade everything but the must-do complications and simplify everything as much as is humanly possible.
As for “hinting” about this Eclipse, i am aiming for clarity without alarm – Yes it is intense. Yes decisively fix potential trouble spots early rather than leave them to fix themselves. Yes use it to work your own personal evolution rather than trying to make others over.
It’s actually a really hard balance to make happen: You want to be sedate and nourished enough to function in a time of non-stop merde events in the media – “cities burn? Try Yemen” – and yet fired up enough to take advantage of the genuine opportunity for a radical neural reset.
If you think about it, you can use the objectivity of Libra to see all imbalances, all that is stopping you from achieving the innovative Pioneering potential of Uranus in Aries.
But obligatory duty-fuq engagements with people who may just be adept at triggering your Grudge Flashpoints and with sugar/alcohol/resurrection themes/lectures from (literally) the Papal pulpit on television? I wouldn’t but I have Aquarius Rising.
I will be going on MORE about Easter in the Horoscopes but you could also think a la doing the most haute version possible of where-ever you have 14 Libra in your charts.
Image: Sofia Sanchez & Mauro Mongiello – Numero Magazine
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