March Horoscopes Are Up

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Phantom Girl

March Horoscopes are now posted and as you will see, they are extra frank, over the top and a bit longer than usual.

WHY?  Because it’s Eclipse Season AND the Zap Zone Grande Finale…super-intense, i need to thesaurus cathartic but am too whacked from making sure these got to you absolutely bang-on the beginning of March.

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DP
DP

Hi all, just checking in as this is the first time I’ve had internet since the move.

All I can say is, holy moly this is Zap Zone evolve-a-go-go, with some manifestation powers x10.

Move done, hardest thing I’ve ever done. Streamlined my belongings, going every day full-tilt non-stop, and the blessings are raining down upon my sodden head.

All is falling into place. Divine synchronicity.

Yesterday first kiss with the gent I’d been smitten with. All so flowing and- not easy but- right. And all timed with the moon and the astro.

Buon fortuna to all the astro-peeps out there.

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

Captain’s log, star date 1645473829.645

I’m writing from base camp on the first plateau of Admin Mountain, planet Masochisma of the 8th dimension. My feet are bloody and my fingers frostbitten. The whole of our crew has been busy tackling our To Do list. For now, rest. Tomorrow we continue our ascension.

Birdstargirl
Birdstargirl

Amazing. I heart you.

VSLR
VSLR

Intense times. So much going on. Work wise – still wondering if they’ll call me for an interview. Health wise – planning a trip to India in the next ten days to India for a month stay. Getting Ayurveda treatment. Might do the panchkarma there. Want to get better once and for all. New fresh me needs new fit body. Love wise – went back to oxford last week to take part in a fair and met the leo ex. in a strange twist of events he dropped me home in his car. another friend was there. I turned up… Read more »

Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot
Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot

Thankyouuuu. I am feeling the intensity, but I am READY to face any challenges now!

brigid37
brigid37

Got as far as the dailies and read … ‘they can go thing themselves’,
Mystic I love you so much!!!

Sphinx
Sphinx

I did the Tarot for the coming month as suggested and it was a really harsh wake-up call/tighten your belt/get a grip/stop faffing about reading. Do your admin it screamed at me! I’d rather do this.. but ok.. 🙂 Lol.

Fauness
Fauness

I did one too and daaaang. The devil, judgement, and 5 of cups all at once? Sheesh. Sometimes I wish I would just leave the cards in their (literal or virtual) box. The Emperess was my saving grace.

sphinx
sphinx

I just decided to do what the tarot said and failed, went shopping and spent over budget. This is going to be a long month. 🙂

Gemyogi
Gemyogi

Yeah you know what I’m sick and tired of trying stuff, being patient, staying haute, and love and money are coming, success is coming, your hard work will pay off, blah blah. My Aries rising says, I want it all NOW!! Feeling pissed off, and impatient!

Gemyogi
Gemyogi

Also, didn’t even score an interview for the second job I’ve applied for this year that i really wanted. I think I was well qualified so can’t help feeling disappointed. 🙁

sphinx
sphinx

Aww, so sorry to hear it GemY. It’s a bummer when you see you could contribute and they don’t get it. Better luck next time love.

That Aries Rising must be like rocket fuel!

Vslr
Vslr

Me neither…i can inderstand the disappointment im in the same baot and desperately need the money.

Baristagem
Baristagem

😯

Thanks MM, brilliant advice!

Randomly breaks out into dance moves & hums this…

Fauness
Fauness

So please get off my back, or I will attack, and you don’t want that.

Wow, haven’t heard that song in ages. Nice timing!

Baristagem
Baristagem

😯

That line stood out to me too! Btw read some of your comments & I think you’re awesome!

Fauness
Fauness

Thanks!! How sweet!! You just made my day.

I got the power! LOL

flowerchild
flowerchild

I’m not faring well with the last part of this ZZ and even though my Sun and rising horoscopes sound good, especially for work/career, I’m not sure if I’m up to it and may miss the opportunity as I’m feeling really fragile, really hopeless, depressed and tbh, even a little suicidal. I’m scared…. I know this is supposed to be an intense month with eclipses and ZZ stuff, and I am just not feeling strong enough to take it. Things just aren’t going right in my life and I’m feeling isolated, alone, lonely, abandoned, heart-broken, all of that…… I don’t… Read more »

VenusRules
VenusRules

Take heart, flowerchild – Neptune on your Pisces moon? Of course your sensitivity is over the top… you’re feeling the emotions for the whole collective right now. Protect yourself, take very good care of yourself, don’t hurt yourself. Get yourself some flowers or some other form of beauty, stat. I went to see my acupuncturist last month feeling much the same way, totally overwhelmed, and she said, “You’re a warrior. You may feel you don’t have any choice but to do what you do every day, but to me you look like a warrior.” It helped me immensely. Know how… Read more »

Gemyogi
Gemyogi

Hugs FC. Never give up, never give in. This too shall pass.

flowerchild
flowerchild

Thanks VenusRules and Gemyogi, I will try to keep going. I’m just really losing my energy and enthusiasm for life. Really hitting a wall. I’m going to try to get psychotherapy, but it’s still difficult to carry on day to day. At the core, I feel like I’ve given all I can give during my life and I feel done and no longer needed here. It’s a sense of worthlessness.

Fauness
Fauness

You are here and there’s a lot to be said for that. Keep letting it out here if that helps. You’ve had an exhausting past few months, right? Try to be kind to yourself and give yourself time.

flowerchild
flowerchild

Thank you, Fauness. Your words help!
For whatever reasons, it’s difficult for me to be kind and patient with myself. It’s something I need to work on and will work on..

Fauness
Fauness

Healing has its own timeline. Definitely take the time for self care. Best wishes to you.

happyvirgo
happyvirgo

Thank you thank you thank you thank you!

Leoscorpgem
Leoscorpgem

I too had the clash yesterday. Scopes said get my mars on or was that tarot? Well I’ve a mars in Gemini so I went full deconstruction of topic and “hairpin turn” on temper….lets just do a whirl here…a spin here…throw a gazillion options at the muggle and – holy mother of Lilith… A new paradigm shift and someone has to get a plane ticket- me.
Cool, let’s get my Venus in the ninth house on…. Big jet plane.

Gemyogi
Gemyogi

Sounds awesome!

skarab
skarab

Thanx Mystic. I’m gonna try and be as vulgar as possible. 🙂

skarab
skarab

oops…and posting everything x2

Skye
Skye

So totally getting the Aqua scope vibes already. Truly on the outs. I’ve outweirded my own weirdness.

libralady
libralady

Thankyou Mystic xx

catfish moon
catfish moon

Having such a hard time. Yesterday thought about dying(migraine, fight with Torro, sick, depressed). Do not want to die just being dramatic.
Fight again today.

Gemyogi
Gemyogi

Hey Catfish I hope you’re feeling better. Sending hugs.

catfish moon
catfish moon

Much, much better. Thank you.

Birdstargirl
Birdstargirl

“you’re not at all nostalgic unless you’re high” was a sly favorite of mine in a sea of all amazing lines .

The Virgo parenthetical kink too. So good.

pi
pi

Oh I saw that and I was thinking, hmm, high..or *on Neptune*?! Lol. (Gem rising)

Then my cap moon kicks back in and pours a refreshing dose of cold water on my foggy fantasies, and I come-to, thank fuq. Capricorn moon smelling salts. Come git some.

skarab
skarab

Thanx Mystic. I’m gonna try to be as vulgar as possible. 🙂

sphinx
sphinx

Haha, the Leo ‘scopes certainly are frank, lol. Yeah, fuq Wimbledon!!

sphinx
sphinx

Or “You begin saving the world by saving one person at a time; all else is grandiose romanticism or politics.”Charles Bukowski (I prefer fuq wimbledon!)

Badlands
Badlands

The 3 greatest tennis players are Leos (Laver, Sampras & Federer). Laver and Federer present as haute. Sampras……

I think lm proud/ashamed (or both) to admit lve done every Crab virtue/vice in your Katblurb this past week.

sphinx
sphinx

Really? I guess it is a big hair kind of sport. Intimate and solo star at the same time.

sphinx
sphinx

What did you do this week that was so crabiliciously wrong that it was right badlands?

Badlands
Badlands

I write flippantly; here n there. Somethings l did good. I caused a stir at work with a coupla theories. But most admitted there was some uncomfortable truthes in what l said. Ive eaten more coconut maccaroons than l shouldve just lately. A workmate was, lightheartedly, dissing me for “stupid eccentric bullshit” astrology; his words. So he showed me picture of his partner. I said she was cute and that she was a Pisces; which she is. Anyway he introduced me to her, a few days later, and l said it was nice to meet her. He said thats not… Read more »

pi
pi

Haha. Sucked in to colleague for trying to make you sound like a jerk in front of his partner, way to turn the tables. Let that be a lesson to him, you can’t embarrass a uranian.

Pi
Pi

whoops, I sounded a bit vindictive there.

Sphinx
Sphinx

Lol, that is classic. Don’t mess with the cat-man-among-the-pigeons people!

Leoscorpgem
Leoscorpgem

8/8 present!

Never back me into a corner. Scorp rising-

Yogi tea quote coming….

“Recognize that YOU are the TRUTH”.

End quote.

Charles
Charles

What’s that black light thing in the illustration? Not a UV “black light” as we’d call it today, probably some sort of gadget that makes it dark?

This seems appropriate because just now I was reading that European power companies are freaking out because the Solar eclipse on March 20 is going to knock their solar power systems off the grid, in a rolling blackout.

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

Boom these are hot, Mystic! Weapon-grade!

Lucy
Lucy

WWWWow!!

Prince Stolas
Prince Stolas

Thanks Mystic! March looks challenging eek.

pS. I should not have spoken too soon about Mars-Venus conj. Some shit happened yesterday that i could not have poss foreseen. Weird but wonderful. So many hairpin turns nobody could’ve predicted this outcome, and it is still not over, but who knows if there will be staying power?

Gemyogi
Gemyogi

Yay for the unexpected PS 🙂

Hermes
Hermes

Dear Mystic you are awesome with the astonishing edge the impels us all to a greater becoming !
Love love love

L Cat
L Cat

Above and beyond, you are so good to us!! X

teddy.d
teddy.d

Thank you Mystic ,u rock !!?

Charley
Charley

Thanks MM, you are the absolute best! ??

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