The January Scopes – Read Out To You!

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The Sandman Volume 3

Hey this is a once off but enjoy – i hired the GUY (from the other day) to read out the Monthly Horoscopes for January, only not in Hot Supportive Astro Guy mode but more like Ant Robbins on a Pluto bender.

You don’t have to be a subscriber to listen to these. Consider them a sample. I LOVE the way he says “Uranus.”

Aries-Aries Rising

Taurus-Taurus Rising

Gemini-Gemini Rising

Kataka-Cancer Rising

Leo-Leo Rising

Virgo-Virgo Rising

Libra-Libra Rising

Scorpio-Scorpio Rising

Sagittarius- Sagittarius Rising

Capricorn-Capricorn Rising

Aquarius-Aquarius Rising

Pisces-Pisces Rising

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67 thoughts on “The January Scopes – Read Out To You!

  1. I went to a new cafe today. Was served by a hot Italian barista with a gorgeous accent. *sigh* I’d like to hear him read my scopes.

    I quite like the German accent too. # Venus in Libra 9th house. Can’t resist an accent. But this guy does nothing for me.

  2. Hilarious! His delivery is a bit like Cecil from Welcome to Night Vale (a podcast particularly well-suited for MM followers).

    Now I’m fantasizing about other possible narrators. Would love to hear Kyle MacLachlan as Agent Dale Cooper reading my scopes every day!

  3. Nah I’m not warming to this voice. Just got the zeitgeist mp3 and I prefer mystic reading her scopes by far!

  4. Is that a Brainstorm reference ? That 80s movie. The loop thing ? Christopher Walken, Natalie Wood, who drowned while they were making it ! Anyway excuse my meanderings.
    You want what on loop ? Bugger Uranus !
    You are out of control V. πŸ™‚

  5. nah he grates on me as opposed to moving me, not my cup of tea. prefer mystics spoken word astro versions any day. though for me when i download spoken guided meditations in a male voice i find it cringe worthy and distracting, and female of the same soothing and focusing. seems astro readings for me is the same

  6. That’s an interesting Sandman panel. As a ‘cat’ Cap I mostly do keep my own counsel, although I would like some guidance. But I don’t know the right way to explain nor have anyone to ask and trust. A few years ago I tried asking different people but that didn’t work out well. πŸ™

    Confused and adrift most of the time and just do day-by-day cat things. Er, night-by-night things I guess. πŸ˜‰

  7. De-rutting the internal? In effect and CHECK.

    Venus shining on career? Well, that would be school. Commences late January and goes full ball all year? About to be in effect after a quiet 3 weeks of rest and last round of decluttering. CHECK.

    Love/lust reset after January 20th? HELL yes.

    Deep-voiced confident voiced MEN (key word – MEN, I like men not young boys) with an American accent reminding me of all this? Oh HELL yes. Checking me checking you keeping it all in check – VERY YES!!

  8. Wow, that was interesting- I grokked the ‘scopes in a whole new way hearing them spoken.

    It helped that today the full truth of my situation right now- total morph of way of life- just became clear to me. Had a bit of a cry about it. Then I listened to Astro Man talk, and it all made sense in a new way.

    Fun! Thanks Mystic!

  9. Dear The Guy,

    Are you single? I recently (as in, just now) found that guys talking astrology in uber hot voices seem to something to me for some crazy reason.

    Kisses from Venus <3

    PS – Your voice calls to mind a way better version of Jon Hamm.

  10. Hahaha! It’s so funny to hear such a serious manly voice talk about Madonna Whore Complex and Lilith opposite Neptune and the like!

        • yeah, he knows his stuff. That’s for sure.

          The first few videos I watched I was like 😯 😯 “who IS this guy?” πŸ™‚
          but it didn’t take me long to realise he’s the real deal.

          I love his voice and his laugh. There’s so much joy in his whole vibe

          • I love him to. Hubs is convinced he is spun out. I think he’s the one who was on Greatful Dead tour a little too long. πŸ˜‰

            • LOL. I think he’s just high on life. πŸ™‚
              There’s a great interview with him on youtube where he discusses his journey.

                • I LOVE Kaypacha! My Gem boyfriend and I (I’m also a Gem) watch him every week without fail. I love it when he says something serious and then just starts cracking up. We have ingested so much interesting stuff from him! Hoping to shell out some cash for a joint reading via Skype with him later this year!

                  And I really liked this guy!

                • oh wow!! A Skype reading. πŸ˜€ What a great idea!!!

                  LOVE it when he cracks up too. My Saggo moon loves the different locations for every video.
                  Palm trees swaying in the breeze…. winding through forests… trying to find a place to set up. Sooo much fun.
                  I often play his videos on repeat πŸ˜€

                • He seems like a delightful soul Bot.

                  Love my male Leo patient. He makes me laugh and we have so much fun for those fifty minutes.

                  Speaking of Leos, one of my patients, a nurse and originally from Belfast Ireland, got me the most awesome facial regime for Xmas.

                  Was just massaging her the other day and as I did the chest, might I say the heart? Really just felt how much I love Leos. So sad to stereotypes peeps. Just today, was given a gift of fifty dollars with a hand written note from one of my patiets, an older lady who works at the hospital. People really are so kind and appreciateive. That’s why even tho I work like a dog I keep at it. It is fulfilling.

    • Ahh yeah Kaypacha.. one of my other regular go to astro souls. And soul-filled he is, quirky and out there but I also like the way he nails it and his use of myth but grounding it just right… just my opinion. It’s a feel good trip to ‘injoy’ even when it’s tough astro… wrapped in sooo much love!

      Centaurus πŸ™‚

  11. On a more sombre note. So strange that you posted many cartoonist pictures over the last couple of days. And then the attack on the Charlie Hebdo office. I raise my pen. So sad.

  12. Mystic, I would totally pay for this – any way to make this a regular feature for subscribers? Voices are kinda my thing, but this guy is also just really good at communicating the information. Love it!

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