The January Scopes – Read Out To You!

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Hey this is a once off but enjoy – i hired the GUY (from the other day) to read out the Monthly Horoscopes for January, only not in Hot Supportive Astro Guy mode but more like Ant Robbins on a Pluto bender.

You don’t have to be a subscriber to listen to these. Consider them a sample. I LOVE the way he says “Uranus.”

Aries-Aries Rising

Taurus-Taurus Rising

Gemini-Gemini Rising

Kataka-Cancer Rising

Leo-Leo Rising

Virgo-Virgo Rising

Libra-Libra Rising

Scorpio-Scorpio Rising

Sagittarius- Sagittarius Rising

Capricorn-Capricorn Rising

Aquarius-Aquarius Rising

Pisces-Pisces Rising

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MercurialMonster
MercurialMonster

LOVED this! Thank you.

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

I went to a new cafe today. Was served by a hot Italian barista with a gorgeous accent. *sigh* I’d like to hear him read my scopes.

I quite like the German accent too. # Venus in Libra 9th house. Can’t resist an accent. But this guy does nothing for me.

Soft Science
Soft Science

Hilarious! His delivery is a bit like Cecil from Welcome to Night Vale (a podcast particularly well-suited for MM followers).

Now I’m fantasizing about other possible narrators. Would love to hear Kyle MacLachlan as Agent Dale Cooper reading my scopes every day!

Soft Science
Soft Science

If you want to immerse yourself in the Twilight Zone weirding of a small desert town, check out Welcome to Night Vale here: http://commonplacebooks.com

Gemyogi
Gemyogi

Now you’re talking! Agent Cooper would be excellent

Gemyogi
Gemyogi

Nah I’m not warming to this voice. Just got the zeitgeist mp3 and I prefer mystic reading her scopes by far!

Wild poet
Wild poet
Wild poet
Wild poet
DP
DP

Nice

Fauness
Fauness

I like the pauses. A lot. And the noisy breaths too

Fauness
Fauness

Oooh, do you take requests? Leo or scorpio rising? πŸ˜€

hdq
hdq

Heehee cute!

Gina
Gina

Loved it. Loved the way he weighted and proclaimed the word DESTINY. Thank you for the new year gift Mysty x

NaturingTaurean
NaturingTaurean

Awesome – love it! Thanks for always wanting to give us more and more MM..:-)i

F
F

That’s brilliant – thanks Mystic ! (and hot guy)

davidl
davidl

Is that a Brainstorm reference ? That 80s movie. The loop thing ? Christopher Walken, Natalie Wood, who drowned while they were making it ! Anyway excuse my meanderings.
You want what on loop ? Bugger Uranus !
You are out of control V. πŸ™‚

davidl
davidl

Oops that was for Virgolicious whose all OOC up above. Cheesy smile.

Catzai
Catzai

Now this I enjoyed immensely!
I’ll take sincerity over try-hard sexy(sleazy) any day.
:-*

Virgolicious
Virgolicious

Bugger ‘Uranus’, I’ll have ‘surge’ on loop thanks.!

Kittybat
Kittybat

Cool, thanks Mystic!

nocturnal
nocturnal

nah he grates on me as opposed to moving me, not my cup of tea. prefer mystics spoken word astro versions any day. though for me when i download spoken guided meditations in a male voice i find it cringe worthy and distracting, and female of the same soothing and focusing. seems astro readings for me is the same

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

Hilar to hear Mystic’s style thru this guy πŸ™‚

Rox
Rox

Particularly loved the deep rumbling undertones of “Madonna/whore complex” done tight and crisp like a good bed sheet. Virgo porn.

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

haha, that’s it. Hey you Virgo conjunct Uranus rebel you. Good to see you Rox! πŸ™‚

Rox
Rox

Likewise ! Hugs to my fave MM Aries x

sweetpea
sweetpea

Oh darling, don’t think I didn’t remember that cray New Year banter we had goin’ on back a couple of years now.

This year, again, you were in my thoughts Rox. Yes life and time have changed but some fond memories never will. xoxo

Rox
Rox

Same here doll – was a blast as it just sorta happened organically…fond of our memories too, Sweets xox

gemini cat
gemini cat

That’s an interesting Sandman panel. As a ‘cat’ Cap I mostly do keep my own counsel, although I would like some guidance. But I don’t know the right way to explain nor have anyone to ask and trust. A few years ago I tried asking different people but that didn’t work out well. πŸ™

Confused and adrift most of the time and just do day-by-day cat things. Er, night-by-night things I guess. πŸ˜‰

The Venus Fly
The Venus Fly

De-rutting the internal? In effect and CHECK.

Venus shining on career? Well, that would be school. Commences late January and goes full ball all year? About to be in effect after a quiet 3 weeks of rest and last round of decluttering. CHECK.

Love/lust reset after January 20th? HELL yes.

Deep-voiced confident voiced MEN (key word – MEN, I like men not young boys) with an American accent reminding me of all this? Oh HELL yes. Checking me checking you keeping it all in check – VERY YES!!

sarah
sarah

Well,I’m in love. LOL

DP
DP

Wow, that was interesting- I grokked the ‘scopes in a whole new way hearing them spoken.

It helped that today the full truth of my situation right now- total morph of way of life- just became clear to me. Had a bit of a cry about it. Then I listened to Astro Man talk, and it all made sense in a new way.

Fun! Thanks Mystic!

LiberatingVenus
LiberatingVenus

Dear The Guy,

Are you single? I recently (as in, just now) found that guys talking astrology in uber hot voices seem to something to me for some crazy reason.

Kisses from Venus <3

PS – Your voice calls to mind a way better version of Jon Hamm.

virgo kathleen
virgo kathleen

Hahaha! It’s so funny to hear such a serious manly voice talk about Madonna Whore Complex and Lilith opposite Neptune and the like!

Chrysalis
Chrysalis

“Scheme your morph NOW.” Ummm yes sir! Love it Mystic, pure genius.

Chrysalis
Chrysalis

…,is he Canadian? Gorgeous accent.

virgo kathleen
virgo kathleen

He sounds more Midwestern U.S. to me – or maybe East Coast? Kind of a generic American accent.

Fauness
Fauness

Not east coast. Def a “tv talker”.

Skye
Skye

I wanna put his pronounciation of ‘Uranus’ on a loop and turn it into a message alert tone .

Anonymous
Anonymous

lol!

Pisceandream
Pisceandream

Awesome! Is that the dude from the Pele report?

cal
cal

Noooooo!

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

Tom Lescher!! He’s awesome!!! πŸ™‚

So much love. Hehe

DP
DP

Yes, I adore that guy! Comes off as such a loon, but SO right on.

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

yeah, he knows his stuff. That’s for sure.

The first few videos I watched I was like 😯 😯 “who IS this guy?” πŸ™‚
but it didn’t take me long to realise he’s the real deal.

I love his voice and his laugh. There’s so much joy in his whole vibe

Fauness
Fauness

I love him to. Hubs is convinced he is spun out. I think he’s the one who was on Greatful Dead tour a little too long. πŸ˜‰

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

LOL. I think he’s just high on life. πŸ™‚
There’s a great interview with him on youtube where he discusses his journey.

DP
DP

πŸ™‚

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

found the interview πŸ™‚

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

grrrr. Didn’t intend that to be a pop up video.

DP
DP

Thanks Scorpbot!

grace b
grace b

I LOVE Kaypacha! My Gem boyfriend and I (I’m also a Gem) watch him every week without fail. I love it when he says something serious and then just starts cracking up. We have ingested so much interesting stuff from him! Hoping to shell out some cash for a joint reading via Skype with him later this year!

And I really liked this guy!

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

oh wow!! A Skype reading. πŸ˜€ What a great idea!!!

LOVE it when he cracks up too. My Saggo moon loves the different locations for every video.
Palm trees swaying in the breeze…. winding through forests… trying to find a place to set up. Sooo much fun.
I often play his videos on repeat πŸ˜€

sweetpea
sweetpea

He seems like a delightful soul Bot. Love my male Leo patient. He makes me laugh and we have so much fun for those fifty minutes. Speaking of Leos, one of my patients, a nurse and originally from Belfast Ireland, got me the most awesome facial regime for Xmas. Was just massaging her the other day and as I did the chest, might I say the heart? Really just felt how much I love Leos. So sad to stereotypes peeps. Just today, was given a gift of fifty dollars with a hand written note from one of my patiets, an… Read more »

DP
DP

Totally. Lots of joy and very clear energy.

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

crystal clear. πŸ™‚

cal
cal

my sentiments exactly Scorpbot!

Anonymous
Anonymous

Ahh yeah Kaypacha.. one of my other regular go to astro souls. And soul-filled he is, quirky and out there but I also like the way he nails it and his use of myth but grounding it just right… just my opinion. It’s a feel good trip to ‘injoy’ even when it’s tough astro… wrapped in sooo much love!

Centaurus πŸ™‚

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

I share your opinion. He does get it just right.

Sooooo much love πŸ™‚

?Synchronicity
?Synchronicity

On a more sombre note. So strange that you posted many cartoonist pictures over the last couple of days. And then the attack on the Charlie Hebdo office. I raise my pen. So sad.

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

I know. πŸ™ SO sad.
Utterly devastated!

withlovefromjupiter
withlovefromjupiter

my gemini rising can’t concentrate to listen to this haha i had to focus extra extra hard

Fauness
Fauness

I like to be read to a little slower. Words are delicious.

Virgoontheverge
Virgoontheverge

LOVE IT too! You just made my day – thanks Mystic! πŸ˜€

Wen
Wen

Hilarious!

MiloBloom
MiloBloom

Mystic, I would totally pay for this – any way to make this a regular feature for subscribers? Voices are kinda my thing, but this guy is also just really good at communicating the information. Love it!

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Ha ha ha! I dig it. I like how he says “fuq” but the language is clearly yours.

Virgo Ellie
Virgo Ellie

“Fuq”… me too!! LOL!!

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