So i was emailing in real time with the fabulous Haute Taurus Rachel Stuart Haas and she was saying she may need to move (from Shreveport, Louisiana) to DALLAS, because of her husband’s work.
So, knowing little of the actual reality of what a move to Dallas might entail, i immediately switched into hyperbolic Mercury in Aries on Vesta mode:You can become all teeth-tits-tan and drive an indigo ferrari down the freeway with your long newly streaked (must-do) hair blowing in the wind beneath your rhinestone cowgirl hat – I AM CHANELLING THIS. GOING TO LOOK UP THE ASTEROID DALLAS RIGHT now. IS there an Asteroid Dallas. OMG yes.
Rachel being also Mercury on Vesta responded: BUT Dallas asteriod is 24 Aries on MY Midheaven. NOOooooooooo! I really am not fond of that city! next year Uranus conjunct, right? It’s so happening, right? lol You won’t recognize me once I’m there. Boob lifts, tons of botox, cowgirl boots with barely there shorts. Oh God.
Boob lifts plural sounds a bit sketchy but hey, I’ve seen Big Rich Texas. People seem to spend the time they’re not pulling at the tennis courts in their gigantic kitchens, discussing the financing for their next “lift” of something and tipping booze into smoothies to “liven shit up a bit.” And these images are from the original Dallas. It seems that with enough budget, big oil connections and general oomph, one could live a very Jupiter life in Dallas.
So Dallas is an asteroid. Number 8084. You can enter that number into the “additional objects” window of the Extended Chart Selection bit of Astrodienst to find out where Dallas IS in your chart. See helpful screenshot at the bottom. If you do have a prominent Dallas does it make ANY sense?
I have it conjunct my VENUS. This is going to need some thought. I did used to be a tanorexic and secretly covet the idea of being able to quote Walt Whitman in a Texan drawl to justify more or less anything. I believe that sculpted fingernails were also invented in Dallas, by the husband of the woman who later began chanelling the Ancient Atlantean Barbarian Ramtha.
Asteroid Dallas is currently at 14 Taurus – squaring Jupiter – if you’re going to pull a stand-off, do it in sequins.