Asteroid Dallas

Dallas Soap Opera

So i was emailing in real time with the fabulous Haute Taurus Rachel Stuart Haas and she was saying she may need to move (from Shreveport, Louisiana) to DALLAS, because of her husband’s work.

So, knowing little of the actual reality of what a move to Dallas might entail, i immediately switched into hyperbolic Mercury in Aries on Vesta mode:You can become all teeth-tits-tan and drive an indigo ferrari down the freeway with your long newly streaked (must-do) hair blowing in the wind beneath your rhinestone cowgirl hat – I AM CHANELLING THIS. GOING TO LOOK UP THE ASTEROID DALLAS RIGHT  now. IS there an Asteroid Dallas. OMG yes.

Rachel being also Mercury on Vesta responded:  BUT Dallas asteriod is 24 Aries on MY Midheaven. NOOooooooooo! I really am not fond of that city! next year Uranus conjunct, right? It’s so happening, right? lol You won’t recognize me once I’m there. Boob lifts, tons of botox, cowgirl boots with barely there shorts. Oh God.

Boob lifts plural sounds a bit sketchy but hey, I’ve seen Big Rich Texas. People seem to spend the time they’re not pulling at the tennis courts in their gigantic kitchens, discussing the financing for their next “lift” of something and tipping booze into smoothies to “liven shit up a bit.”   And these images are from the original Dallas.   It seems that with enough budget, big oil connections and general oomph, one could live a very Jupiter life in Dallas.

So Dallas is an asteroid. Number 8084.  You can enter that number into the “additional objects” window of the  Extended Chart Selection bit of Astrodienst to find out where Dallas IS in your chart.  See helpful screenshot at the bottom.  If you do have a prominent Dallas does it make ANY sense?

I have it conjunct my VENUS. This is going to need some thought. I did used to be a tanorexic and secretly covet the idea of being able to quote Walt Whitman in a Texan drawl to justify more or less anything. I believe that sculpted fingernails were also invented in Dallas, by the husband of the woman who later began chanelling the Ancient Atlantean Barbarian Ramtha.

Asteroid Dallas is currently at 14 Taurus – squaring Jupiter – if you’re going to pull a stand-off, do it in sequins.

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hdq

oh dear, dallas conjuct my jupiter, opposite neptune. could technically be considered rising. i’m horrified.

Chrysalis

Totes off topic but did you see this? Gwyneth is feng shui-ing her vadge!

https://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/entertainment/a/26154942/paltrow-coos-about-the-vagina-steam/

Anonymous

Wow, going to look into getting this done!

akapluto

Heh heh Mystic I have Dallas conjunct my Venus by 2 degrees in Sagg (1st house). I do think cowboys are insanely hot…

Dallasite

Har Har…so if we’re playing into stereo types…all Aussies are incredibly dumb, they drink a lot of foster’s beer, play with kangaroos, barbecue, and wrangle alligators?

Sounds ignorant doesn’t it?

Exactly the way I felt reading that Dallas post. I get your attempt at trying to have a comedic edge but it fell terribly short.

Your posts are usually lovely but this was in such bad taste.

Anonymous

Can’t find a can of fosters in aust if you looked in every bottle shop. These days.

pi

^ me

Sweetpea

There was a reality show “Courtney Loves Dallas”…She is a Sagg. Think it got cancelled tho.

RorytheRoman22

Allright, this has got to have something with drag then. Someone get me Rupaul’s chart!! The big hair (higher the hair, closer to gawd), the nails (if you’re not wearing nails, you’re NOT doing drag!), the reading to filth… This asteroid REEKS of shade and I love it. *checks placement real quick*

DALLAS RISING??? *Flips table*

Pi

😀

Sweetpea

Bottom pix…..in breathless Texan drawl… “But, but Bobby tell me true. You didn’t father all them childrens over yonder with different women now, did you?” 🙂 My Dallas is conjunct Aqua Chiron in 9th. Years ago I travelled to Dallas to visit family and had a healing session with one of their friends. While there I saw a pain relief commercial I found amusing. It was of a fireman and he had his helmet on. He said before he took “such and such” pain med “my head was fixin’ to explode”…lol Love that word “fixin”. Patrick Duffy’s birthday is the… Read more »

Sweetpea

~Upper pix~

Rox

P. Duffy, years since I have thought of him/Dallas either one. Cilla looks great…speaking of, now Graceland is a house worth visiting.
What was the jumping shark bit ? Dreaming…in the shower…bad flashback ?.. I have no idea, remember devotees were in a huff over the Duff’s strange reappearance. Those were MTV golden yrs that’s where I was planted. You know. x
Happy FM Sweets

Dallas Alice

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Dallas Alice

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Sweetpea

Dallas Alice I will google that…Sometimes it don’t come out right..x

But Rox, I would love to go to the south and see Graceland…

Yeah, they lost me in the shower too 😯

But since Patrick Duffy IS a Pisces in real life…maybe in his long shower he did have a dream sequence…

“You’ve been gone some time”

Offers towel 🙂

(I’m a bathroom attendee in my spare time..)

Rox

There you are, crazy day at work & Merc Rx ate my post, natch. Song is Willin’ by Little Feat. Funny Duffy is a Pisces with that plot loophole. It put my bro in law off the show forever. Speaking of Pisces, the driveway up to SFork is about 50 ft, a long shot (literally) from the illusion of half a mile on tv. That film trick fooled my Mom, blew her mind. House not used for filming, pool and grounds, yes. Mom is having a Dallas return in Toro while Dallas is conj my Toro moon. Ok astro synchro,… Read more »

skarab

My natal Dallas is in Pisces – in my House of Pleasure ….Hell yeah!….and right now it’s almost conjunct exact to trans Pisces … But i’ve just checked – and what is absolutely amazing is that back in Nov 2013, we sold our flat to a woman from Dallas – *exactly* when trans Dallas was almost conjunct exact to my Dallas. What’s the chance of a lady from Dallas showing up on your doorstep that happens to be in spain? We had lost almost all hope of selling as there were hardly any buyers (due to economic melt down here… Read more »

Sweetpea

That is pretty craze

skarab

I know, right? This is solid woo-woo – it has really got me going. I’ve been trying to figure out some of the other Dallas returns that i’ve had, to see if my fairy asteroid dallas had brought me other gifts that i’ve not been aware of……but i just can’t figure out how to do it. I’ve been working backwards from my last Dallas return but i just can’t get to the previous one – as i think it has crazy long retro action as well….i wanna know MORE!

skarab

It forms a trine with my Sun and Jupe …that would help..

Virgo Ellie

WOOHOO… I think something kicked in with me understanding astrology. The word “conjunct” keeps jumping out at me when I read others comments so I looked it up (probably my 10th time). Planets that are close in range with 10 degrees. If a planet is hovering over another at the same degree it’s “exact” and this amplifies the effect of those planets. So….. Dallas, for me is in my 7th house (Taurus)… Any Dallas in my life had to be this morning when I woke up. Yesterday was a day of getting up, working out and running around doing errands.… Read more »

Veronica

Doesn’t matter that the conjunctions are not exact. You have a natal stellium in Pisces in 4th. You have a whole lot of Neptune going on also, by the looks, with the transits.
I would suggest that you also look at the strong 4th house flavour reinforcing natal pattern. Also that this is all more or less opposing your sun

Virgo Ellie

Thanks Veronica!!

pi

I can’t fuqing believe this! I had written TWO answers to you ellie and my phone crashed before I could send either of them. Anyway the answer to the first question is yes basically some transiting planets will conjunct some natal planets. Which planets will help to umdrstand what energy is being brought to the equation. Agree with veronica: your family stuff might remain big deal for you and I think Chiron might have a say. Based on my personal experiences, the more therapy, Personal analysis, psychoanalysis, anything – of automatic responses and patterns established in early life that drives… Read more »

pi

Ellie also do you have any planets exact on, or very close to, your IC? The IC is the cusp of your 3rd and 4th houses. Whether natally or transiting over that point. X pi

Virgo Ellie

So glad I have time to check in here. No exact planets in my chart. At least not right now. And Holy Moly.. I don’t even know where the flip I got those placements. The natal placements are correct but where I got the identical planet placement with different degrees for the 4th house is beyond me. Ahhh… I will look into the 4th house again. Forgetting my family issue currently going on. I will no longer be near them. Heading back home 1000 miles away. Interesting… My counselor is here back home and once I get myself established again… Read more »

pi

I think I missed Dallas by a few years … But I do remember Magnum PI!! I think it seeped into my brain cells as I have always wanted to spend time in Miami… *goes to check if there is an asteroid Miami* it’s the beach lifestyle y’see also the crocs and the lush swamps (gators, whatever 🙂 )

pi

Whoops also meant to add that my Venus is conjunct Rachel Haas’s Aries mc… Maybe that’s a good sign for a love scopes consult, if this year is looking crap by Easter!

pi

not to mention the Shiny Everythings

aquasunbird

Dallas is 17degrees scorpio 3rd (sextile pluto virgo 1st, venus capricorn 5th), square sun 6th! Well, currently Dallas at 14 Taurus is conjunct on my natal Lillith… I found some collectable costume jewellery…a veritable treasure trove, truly. There is one black, gold and dark navy piece that resembles a version of Cleopatra’s necklace of the future for a slow toxic nightclub suicide…Literally from 80s club culture…Post Inflation’s excesses, care of Candy Spender. Regarding the square to Leo Jupiter, some unexpected abstract venus vibes from a charasmatic shaman / academic (with a suspicious silver mane) provoked serious soul searching. 12th house,… Read more »

Gemyogi

Oh I love candy spender. I have a beautiful choker with green and blue Swarovski crystals <3

aquasunbird

Yes I have a couple of other pieces…unfortunately partly broken from party excesses…Her brother Anselm is an amazing artist, still paints and possibly still tutoring life drawing in St Kilda. Their mother now deceased had the banana room vintage collection…I really wish I had more resources to fully indulge in their offerings. Intelligent worthwhile people. I only have good memories of these times, though I’m sure it was tricky balancing art school, low income, and costume collecting..

pi

“Cleopatra’s necklace of the future for a slow toxic nightclub suicide”

Oh god I love your description ASB.

With your history/ awareness (from what I have gathered) I bet the collection is spectacular.

I found a guy in melb (and he calls on other geniuses too) who repurposes fistfuls of vintage trinkets into gorgeous, outrageous, unpredictable, chaotic jewellery, I am hooked on his aesthetic – he is a creative role model 🙂

I think I can relate to the unexpected Venus wake up calls. Strange recovery period, re-raw-ification, etc.. yes.

aquasunbird

Oh yes, inebriated or smashed, I suspect there were a few lives lived, like cats, stretched my chances. Dwindling. Some happy times, whirling about – others miserable. Am much older with less elasticity LOL but still have the beautiful and brash baubles to reminisce… Go out and have lots of fun, and dress up beautifully and impossibly, with grand intentions and be brave – because when you get older people are much more sorry for NOT having done so… Taking wonderful risks is good for the soul. Dallas is dreams, larger than life, and Leo Jupiter retrograde maybe makes us… Read more »

Pi

<3

tw:leo

just googled candy spender. WOW! i think it is beautiful stuff but it doesn’t fit my aesthetic anymore. around…2007-ish, i was super into costume jewellery and wearing lots of colours and rainbow makeup. these days i don’t wear jewellery at all – my earring holes have grown over, even. i wonder if and when i will pop back into a jewellery-loving phase.

at that point in time, dallas was in aquarius, hovering around my 2nd house nn. pluto was transiting my natal dallas and asc. hmmm.

aquasunbird

Used to have piercings…Now gone, was discreet. Had a brief IT moment at a launch for Ted Polhemus, at a gallery opening nite for Style Surfing…We were all dressed up, I chose a 1920 metallic silver dress with a silver choker – multiple strands, was quite tribal and futuristic. Oyster Mag published our group picture in our lovely threads…and then like so many other times, it evaporated..

gemyogi

Sounds gorgeous, I’d love to see the pic. My choker is called Mother of all Lotus and is similar to the White Lotus, but in greens, blues, aquas and a few purples. it is divine.

Chrysalis

Thanks for the link GY, have not seen her work before and OMG this is breathtaking. Have just found my 50th birthday present(s) to myself xx

Anonymous

I do have the photo – or rather the mag in a box with other magazines I archived, but have to admit I don’t have a clue as how to post it here…its more than 15 years old, but has survived with all the other fashion periodicals.

Your choker is really very pretty. Its strange but somehow I think its impossible for the jewellery designer now to replicate or capture past designs…I truly wish I hadn’t broken or lost some of the ones I had as they were eccentric, statement pieces.

I hope you wear your choker happily often enough!

Anonymous

Oops is me, Aquasunbird.

AnkhRising8.0

My fave Uranian Pisces goddess Erykah Badu is a Dallas native & lives there still. Think Baduizm, Rachel 😉

pi

Is she a Pisces. Damn, I knew there was a reason I liked her (other than everything)

sphinx

Off topic:
Interesting – Zodiac mosaics in an ancient synagogue.

On Topic: Dallas 1 deg of Capricorn – conjunct my Galactic Centre.
Y’know, I do imagine the Galactic Centre to be like Aliens in Dallas.
Lots of flirty bald green girls with wrap around black cat eyes wearing blue sequins..

AnkhRising8.0

Like 🙂

Gemyogi

Lol. Can’t be arsed looking up my Dallas at the mo, but wore my pink sequin scarf tied in a bow at my throat with tailored red and white striped shirt and navy mini skirt to JP Gaultier exhibition today and looked *fabulous* darling! I haven’t worn it for ages but it felt right this morning. The show was amazing, corsets and Mohawks galore, bondage, mermaids, lovely gowns, feathers, can can, tartan, virgins and whores, etc. j’adore JPG! Oh, and glitter/sequins/embroidery/beading!

gemyogi

Also, gorgeous photo of Kylie Minogue as Virgin with Serpents, in blue and gold glittery frame… swoon

gemyogi

Dallas is almost on my Jupiter (13 Taurus)!

Lady L

Jean Paul Gaultier at National Gallery of Victoria so fabulous!

I loved that even in the NGV ladies’ rooms they had the soundtrack of one of his fashions shows playing, with full playlist on the mirror.

Lucky to have this exhibit in Melbourne; next stop for it is Paris!

tw:leo

swooooon! so fab!

PLZ

Dallas is sitting on my (otherwise alone, because we’re cool being a loner and weird) Aqua Asc.

Hmmm, wonder how this works? I am one of those ‘plain on the outside’ Uranian types, so not sure how the hyperbole of Dallas fits. Maybe explains my liberal attitude towards cosmetic enhancement, ie; don’t care if it’s fake, so long as it looks natural!

Rox

Oh ffs. Hilar. Dallas conjunct my Pluto in Sun/Ur/Plu 9th house stellium. Yrs ago was visiting my Mom out of state and wanted to go to Monsters of Rock & charity bb game (with same monsters) prior – but got trotted out to walk the grounds of Southfork ranch instead. Pffft
Only time I have ever been there. Amused it shows in natal, I was quite put out by the tacky at the time.

Rox

^ did not mean to sound bitchy/offend, was a teen and travelling hours in the hot traffic to see a wee bean shaped pool and requisite theme gift shop, not so much. Record store or rodeo would have been a closer compromise. peace out

Sweetpea

We’re gonna put you on a Dallas re-run revival..x

So cool you got to see the ranch. I remember back in the 80’s falling asleep about 15 mins into the show as had a long week and a glass of white…

But “who killed JR…?”

heck, let me have a go…lol x

x

Rox

who shot JR was such a phenom. I still have no idea who did. lol
This is the show where two gals took to fighting in the mud over some dude, yah… Collins and Linda right ?

Shoulder pads got all outta whack, tragedy.

ahh go on girl have a go haaa
xo

Rox

realized, Dynasty: Michael Praed left Robin Hood to take part. O&O

pi

I wonder what Dallas/aspects were happening on the fateful day.

Sweetpea

Yeah, that is pretty interesting. When a kid, understand Clinton was inspired by JFK…Believe there is a pic somewhere of him meeting him…

skarab

Whoa!…. weird for real!

I think you are on to something with Dallas!
It sprinkled some of it’s bling on me on my last Dallas return (see below)
I am a BELIEVER in the power of Dallas.
Thanxs again..xx

akapluto

“Texas is the reason that the presidents dead…”- the misfits, from the song “bullet”, about JFK

LaLuz

Dallas is WAY better than Shreveporr. I can tell you that.

ScorpAna

Dallas in my 8h Scor conj my natal Pluto trine natal Chiron & quincunx my moon. I moved to Dallas about 6 months ago for work lol. The transit is currently opposing the natal. I guess I wnted/needed this. Always craving intensity…

tw:leo

hahaha, dallas in sagg conjunct my asc (5 degree orb). i can definitely be pretty in-your-face but have simmered down in recent years. not sure how to elucidate on this one. i think, if anything, it contributes to my need/tendency to be outwardly ultra-sagg. even though i certainly don’t always LOOK like one, i project something that attracts the hippiest/spiritualest of folks.

tw:leo

and speaking of sequins, i am like the only person i know who unashamedly can and will wear sequinned-whatever on a normal day.

The Venus Fly

Leaning on sequined lounge cushions as I read your comment.

tw:leo

oh my goodness! <3

Lexicorn

LOL (that’s Locklear Out Loud) I have Dallas conjunct my Sun!
Well I don’t have tits or perfect teeth and don’t do a tan, but I have had my big hair days.
I think I’m less the TV Soap and more the Reality TV version, boozy breakfast smoothie for sure (that’s Dallas in Capricorn style).
Love cowboy boots and the occasional sequin, wouldn’t say no to a cowboy himself, but unfortunately my father is a green energy expert so no chances of inheriting an oil tycoon fortune…

Lexicorn

And if it wasn’t bad enough having Pluto on my Mercury and Sun, now I have to worry about a Pluto-Dallas transit too!!
Ai yai yai… lock up the peroxide!

gemyogi

Loooove Heather Locklear!!!! Loved her as Amanda Bitchface in Melrose Place <3

Lexicorn

My new Pluto transit muse is Amanda Bitchface

gemyogi

Mine too! 😀

pi

Sun-Dallas in cap, if that doesn’t say 21st century post ZZ tycoon with the Pluto transit thrown in, I don’t know what does 😛

Lexicorn

Bring it! I figure Dallas softens the blow… Will report back…

cal

Dallas in Cap 8H conjunct MARS bar 23 minutes.

Oh god I LOOOVED the original Dallas when I was a kid.

The full moon at 14 Leo next week will be conjunct my NVesta. Ideas about that?

Geminian

Mine’s in Aquarius in my 8th House, trine my sun/mercury, sextile mars, square moon. Hmmm iron fist in a sequined glove? Tbh I always preferred Patrick Duffy in The Man From Atlantis – that to me is very Aquarian, Dallas never really resonated with me – too much greedy hanky panky.

Geminian

Just out of interest checked my Vesta too, it’s conjunct my sun/mercury – in Gemini. Need to investigate 😉

Libra9

I have Dallas conj my Sun, Mercury and Lilith in Libra. I need to do some homework on this, but I did love the original Dallas television program and visited Southfork ranch eons ago. It seemed like such a normal way to live.

Anonymous

Dallas near my MC.

Well… I *did* date a Texan a couple years back. And I dont know about me feeling all T-T-T, but I know that others think Im very much like that. If that makes any sense, haha!

Circe Baby

Dallas conjunct with my conjunct Mars/Pluto in Libra. Bad ass in a velvet glove.

This basically tells you everything you need to know about me.

I’ve always wanted to move to Texas and have a Texan accent and NOW I KNOW WHY.

Anonymous

“Bad ass in a velvet glove”.

Love it!

The Venus Fly

Ah, Texas. Takes over 24 hours to cross the STATE. The South, like all places, has it’s good, bad & ugly but one thing I love about the region is the richness of dialect. Seriously. Depending on background, income, WHERE in the state you are, the phonetics and sounds are varied and just fantastic. The South, and especially Houston, has a closer relationship with California more than anyone. The mass migrations in the 1950’s both from oppressed blacks as well as whites going west for work has had an influence especially on select black and Mexican cultures. You hear the… Read more »

The Venus Fly

Dallas in Sagg in the 7th house. I mean, I AM extravagant in the boudoir and relationships but I relegated that to Taurean sensuality and my Leo in Lilith in the 2nd house ;P

The Venus Fly

My son has Dallas in Gemini in the 7th house. Dallas and Venus in Gemini in the 7th house. Mars in Leo. Eros in Taurus, Psyche in Aquarius. I have a feeling being his Mom has fostered a passionate love for saucy ‘out there’ and deeply creative and extravagant women *face in palm*

Anonymous

that is seriously disturbing 😯

The Venus Fly

There is nothing disturbing about people growing up around people with personality and in turn loving different people with personality.

You anonymous trolls are not only cowards, you distort things due to your own dysfunction.

Anonymous

isn’t your son autistic? How do you know what type of women he’s going to fancy when he grows up. Talk about projecting.

Sweetpea

Just projected onto to my granddaughter yesterday.

She is Cap Mn-Aries Sun like me. Kinda hard not too but I am aware to keep it in check.

She had burnt her fingers…poor thing. Told my daughter that Aries go slam bang into a lot of stuff with our Ram heads. Does that mean all do and that she will in the future? No.

GeminiGin

LOL…the funny thing is Venus Flytrap is the biggest troll of all time on here, and doesn’t even know it. Seriously, stop blathering on and on about yourself, nobody cares. Save it for your desperately-needed shrink.

Anonymous

not the same Sweetpea!

some weird sexual Oedipus complex thing going on with VF

Anonymous

Agree! Self indulgent, narcissistic mammoth and detailed drivel.

Sick of hearing about her tingling yoni and how sensual and horny she is. Hates Aussie guys unless they’re well travelled like her. etc etc ad nauseum
BORING!!!

We get it. You’re horny AND uber creative. And you’re life is perfect and you’re such a haute Toro. Enough already

99 Luft Balloons

Must be a slow car. Texas is smaller than Sth Oz and a bit bigger than NSW

Sweetpea

haha…well they streeeeeeretch the ride out cuz things are bigger in Tex. Even if it means going slower lol

Tangled up in Blue

This Texas myth is alive in Oz. A bloke once told me there is cattle stations, in Texas bigger than the Northern Territory! I said “thats funny bcos NT is bigger than South Aust and South Aust is bigger than Texas!”. How could this be.

For the record West Aust is 3x the size of Texas & Queensland almost twice the size.

How to offend a Texan? Split Alaska in half and make Texas the 3rd biggest state

hdq

going like with the giant white caddies in the slow lane, maybe. otherwise, it’s more like 9-12 hrs.

Fauness

I am also Vesta conjunct Mercury, so I gave it a go. I have Dallas in my eighth house, but in the wee little bit that is Kataka. Most of my eighth house in in gem. Dallas is also conjunct my progressed venus. I suppose I am a bit dramatic when it comes to 8th house issues… I already have a bunch of planets + lilith there, so Dallas gives it some extra sequin sparkle?

Chrysalis

Just when I was angling for another Gary post….a new asteroid. LOVE this! I have Dallas in Pisces conj my Sun-Saturn-Merc!!! And transiting Dallas is currently exact on my Taurus MC. So thrilled about this! Only last night I was awake at 2am trying to sort a strategy for dealing with some bitchy work politics. My conclusion was that my mojo is fuqued because of my hair at this time of year. The heat and humidity leave me with only two options: a) teenage beach hair or b) scraped back in a clip, which doesn’t suit me and leaves me… Read more »

cal

A Gary post for you Chrys:

Colin Friels was interviewed after a serious health scare. He was asked “Were you worried about Judy (Davis)?” Apparently he answered “Nah, I wasn’t really worried about Judy. In situations like that there’s always a Gary who’ll come around and look after the lawns or something”.

🙂

Chrysalis

🙂
Thank you Cal, so thoughtful xx

pi

Lol!!

Anonymous

Hair suggestions: turban or stretchy head band can look really chic if done correctly. Or go full Afro – accentuate any frizz by adding heaps of product for lift and volume, scrunching and teasing.

gemyogi

^ That was me

Chrysalis

Oh cook suggestion, GY! Never done that but it might be time to give it a try x

Chrysalis

*cool suggestion. NOT cook. 🙂

SEAFAUN
Chrysalis

Ha that’s brilliant, thanks Seafaun!

Year of the Phoenix

Hey C, totally! My dark blonde hair was in a topnot non stop for 3 weeks, the weather has been mentally muggy and I haven’t had a cut and colour for months with no plans to…

Am ‘struggling designer’ so no dosh so using $2.50 shampoo and let it out the other day and never looked better!

Venus in Leo – Jupiter is working it atm

Chrysalis

I need to practise a top-knot sort of arrangement. I am using those plastic clips which I hate and normally wouldn’t be seen dead with in public.

jicky

Do a lovely high ponytail then just wrap the hair around the elastic in a bun like fashion, tuck end into elastic or use some nice pins. keep it slicked if your face can take it or run your fingers around the bun for a messier look.
For a Leo maybe a bigger elastic to hold down the bun with a flower?

pi

Messy bun/semi French roll using a fistful of Bobby pins and a sheen of good qual hair lacquer.
the messy bun is not styled deliberately messy, it’s just that I am a Pisces and it’s fuqing humid as fuq and I don’t really stay still.

pi

Basically twist up your hair like you’re going to put it into a bun at the nape of your neck and then pin the shii out of it. Pull up the lowest part of the twist over the other stuff and keep pinning. Jump up and down a few times. If it stays in place, you’re done.
😀

Anonymous

i have exact same prob with hair (natal venus in leo). This is the latest in what i do for heat and humidity: tie hair up in sloppy top knot, using strong band and tucking ends in under band. Then hunted down some small, cool looking hair pins to pin down rebellious bits. Just a couple of jewel type pins (ie, with turquoise or coral), dress it all up – even if the knot is messy, it looks like elegant dishevelled.

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