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Remedios Varo

So…how you are you peeps enjoying the Zap Zone deluxe?

The Moon in Aries amps it, of course and then the actual Uranus square Pluto super-exactitude is December 14/15…But then Uranus goes Direct on the 21st.

Don’t forget to read (1) your December Monthly Scopes and (2) the Zap Zone Tip Sheet.

The Pluto & Uranus peeps are mostly starting to actually get off on this vibe now.

Also, i think the Tarot actually has got some weird magic in it. I just did the Oracle – it did not seem to be resonating, apart from the always reliable Sun Tzu advice. He can be a bit over the top but once you decipher “smite down thy enemy via subterfuge and drawing him out onto the marshlands” type advice, it kind of works.

But the Tarot made my jaw drop with the accuracy and weird synchronicity. So my feeling is that the Zap Zone and super-strong Uranian vibe of the moment is upping the synchronicity factor.

Also, speaking of things subscribery, the new Scheduler with the ability to synch to your i-Cal is up next week – it will be a year ahead and i think the i-Cal synch will be an excellent feature.

And, what the FUQ is up with MIckey Rourke? Surely you can do better than this when you’re actually a talented being having a Jupiter-Pluto transit in LEO?

Thoughts on all/any of this please.

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Birdstargirl
Birdstargirl

I’m just saying, I think the tarot is either trying to convince me I’m NOT an LZ, or I’m deluded about how bad my delusions have been. Two of cups, lovers aces and knights of cups all up in my shiz and the only person in my mind has been undead for aaaaages. But poof, there he be again in his not in any way real or present way just like back at the April eclipse. It was likely the pool scene in poltergeist back then, now it’s like I’m trying to remind myself he’s never been anything while the… Read more »

Z
Z

I have been getting the Two of Cups consistently and insistently for several readings here and other tarot readings on another website. So someone really loves me. Is it who I think it is? I briefly held his hand in the early hours of last Friday. I was going to give him a handshake but he just held my hand over his for a while. Only a little bit rough on the surface, or thickly grooved with lines but underneath very supple. I gave his the gentlest squeeze. I also confusingly enough got the king of pentacles in the 12Th… Read more »

Zztop
Zztop

An insane time. Have had pluto conjunct my natal sun now for ages just hovering there…. Wtf! I am finding life extremely challenging. In the past I really cared about stuff now I just dont care…don’t return calls or emails, don’t feel anything. About to leave and move to another state having dismantled a creative group and start from scratch. I don’t feel anything also about this right now having fought tooth and nail to succeed this far …have had Venus retro in my solar return chart this year and it’s certainly put me in a cave of fat and… Read more »

bey
bey

5th and 8th house on zz. My creative tesis is about mourning and secret family heritage *_*

Old bf has appeared from out of nowhere. Much heartbreak over me=possesive plutonian with mars pluto in scorp, him=freespirited venus-uranus sag. We both have transit pluto in 5th (his asc in virgo, mine in leo)

katieboomchild
katieboomchild

Re the TAROT and Oracle, the same exact thoughts crossed my mind J(more than crossed my mind) yesterday. I was then tempted to to the Tarot even though i also only usually do on new moon and was so glad i did wish i had saved now though.

Anonymous
Anonymous

My Moon in Aries, both parents, had an interesting episode yesterday.
Parent #1 flipped out in the middle of 4 lanes of traffic. Parent #2 pushed them to the foot path. Parent #1 threw themselves to the ground screaming and writhing, even foaming at the mouth. Not epileptic fit. Just possessed, crazy, nuts. Doesn’t remember it now.

Zap, zap, zap.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Lol!

Z
Z

That’s pretty intense

Anonymous
Anonymous

Thank you Z. 🙁 not sure why the lol above. Pretty weird shit this astro.

calypso
calypso

have you guys seen these? *swoon*

http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/2033/?wufoo=t

The Baroness
The Baroness

The Oracle doesn’t really work for me. Crazy inconsistent. The Tarot readings, though. I stopped dealing with the Tarot around 2001, but several months ago I decided to get a reading at the Glebe Markets where love, creativity and money oozed and ‘disappointment lays behind you.” I have bought 4 decks in the last 2 months (3 of them erotic, lol, I’m a horny Taurus) and the synchronicity has been interesting. As far as the MM readings, they scream the same things that the Glebe reading did. I can’t get away from love, 9 of Cups in the 7th position… Read more »

Anonymous
Anonymous

Hmmmm. Self sabotaging. Mercury in Aries here, and I seem to be on a bender in clearing the deck of people who annoy me – (ex) friends AND family. I’ve also just these past two days laid down the new rules to my husband on how I’m going to live my life from now on. We married when he was 47 and the day after he turned 75 and shunned his social group, and expected that we be joined at the hip. No more. I’ll eat foods recognised in this current decade instead of 1950, I’ll go to the pub… Read more »

Moved on
Moved on

Oh whoops, on the iPad. Missed putting my name to it

The Baroness
The Baroness

Don’t be scurred of the Tower! The Tower is many vibes from illumation to changes to just burning the whole shit down. It reflects in the readings because it’s necessary to acknowledge. I used to get it a lot in the present and future. These days it seems to be a past card and all the awesome money, love and creativity cards just will not cease.

Kava
Kava

Agreed. Since April (meeting my partner) I’ve been in the underworld. 80% of the time he’s such an energy vampire I can’t even get out of bed. I’m stuck and not sure how to move away, the etheric cord cutting doesn’t work and is keeping me tied to him and his disassociative mental illness.
Tired and heartbroken.

pi
pi

Do you have moral support from one or two clear-headed friends The courage to say, something like or whatever is applicable, ” x, this relationship is not working for me and I know that I will be happier on my own right now. So I am breaking up with you. I wish you all the best, no hard feelings, but this is it. I will come around with a friend on x day to collect my things.” A friend to stay with for a while Are you afraid that he will cause you harm ? or is it simply the… Read more »

Anonymous
Anonymous

ftr, not trying to be naff with what I wrote. I guess I was just remembering what it was like with the angry Pisces,
naturally, your situation is entirely different
we were such a terrible match, and I simply didn’t know how to “do” a breakup. hey, i was raised by wolves or whatever. so in case the words were hard to find. that’s all. if it is far more complex, i am sorry.
good luck.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Many women leave abusive men when the guy is at work. Just cut and run.

Kava
Kava

Thanks lovelies. It’s not so much that he’s abusive, but in a PTSD disassociative ‘episode’ has zero comprehension of where he is, who I am and what he’s saying. Very distressed, paranoid, physically distant. Little memory of the episode afterward and can be triggered by something like a sudden change in light or a noise. It’s horrid to see him so terrified and defensive, horrid to experience the regular physical and emotional rejection during an episode… This is a recent diagnosis and he’s signed up for counselling, but it’s depleted me beyond belief. Weirdly as soon as I posted this… Read more »

Kava
Kava

**Saturn, not Pluto! I’ll be so happy to see the tail end of Saturn in Scorp, I’m a Cap and he still makes it impossible to kick up the heels!

hdq
hdq

Digging the vibe. Pluto has left 11 cap forever, or forever in this lifetime! This aries moon is amazeballs! I’ve been spontaneously smiling for the past two days. It feels weird and amazing. My facial muscles had forgotten how to do it. Friday was the anniversary of the karmic crab’s demise. I watched a film he’d been all over me to see, Upstream Color, freaked out, meditated by my creek, recognized the multitude of strings that still connected us, and released them into the water. Total unexpected Phoenix moment. The black post has been bugging me, so I layered a… Read more »

hdq
hdq

Hum. Clearly a message- Jupiter rising, STFU. I was gonna talk about how I’m 97% positive that this cap is the One and the oracle and tarot agree- 2 of cups and 10 of cups and empress in 5 and 7 every time- but I’ll save it to bore y’all with another time. 😉

Taurean Love Expert
Taurean Love Expert

Wooo! As one of the Pluto-Uranus conjunct in Virgo generation X-ers (aka a Summer of Love baby), I am FEELING the shift and WORKING it (and also working very hard on grounding/body stuff).

Libra9
Libra9

Saw my gorgeous GP on Friday and my blood pressure is 105/76. Never been that low. I feel so good. Have dropped some weight. Feel as if I am ready for anything. Not chasing anyone or anything, doing art, blogging daily. I love the Zap Zone. Mystic provides the best guidance.

Year of the Phoenix
Year of the Phoenix

I went for a job interview this morning at the fab GOMA – part time cas but will save my arse until March…. Might still have to give up my flat and move in with friends/twin and her family/parents none of which is ideal but it’s too hard financially. Having no luck with finding full time work as the ZZ has reeked havoc with my resume My business with twin is slowing moving forward and is the focus of my days – had a few hiccups with outside influences out of our control – hello crazy storm that created 36… Read more »

Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot
Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot

Oh and the ZZ is kind of all about renewing attitudes for me right now….

Amongstars
Amongstars

The oracle has been insanely accurate and totally calling me out these past couple of days more so than ever. I’ve definitely been abusing it but I am totally obsessing over a guy right now and can NOT snap out of it. I literally went from obsessing over a Virgo guy I was seeing to waking up one morning a day before the Sun and Venus went into Sag feeling like the spell was broken and now I’m obsessing over this new guy (Sag). I’m so confused and not used to this at all. Funny thing is current Sag guy… Read more »

Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot
Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot

YAH, the Oracle has been BANG ON for me too, but only if I am in the correct frame of mind.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Bahaha oh those brooding virgos, and those mornings I wake up “just over” him… Funny how we can just choose to walk away from virgos, I love him but he does make it easy

I’m a sag 🙂

Anonymous
Anonymous

I wouldnt make a sweeping generalization like that – even though I am a Sagg, Virgos are one of the most important and desireable factors for me when looking for a partner. My last relationship of 6 years was a Venus/Mars in Virgo, and every single guy I have had a thing with had strong Virgo too. Every guy that catches my eye and have a rapport with has Virgo Sun, Moon, AC, etc… They are plentiful in my life. I know with astrology its tempting to just use it as a means to pre-judge someone or something, but we… Read more »

Lexicorn
Lexicorn

WOW MM…
Negotiating a very tricky bit of Zap Zone business this week and haven’t quite been able to decide on the best course of action. I know it is all about ACTION, but mega-mutable me is seeing a few too many options.
So… having read this post I thought, yes, why not do an MM Tarot on it… Holy Farq, beyond apt, beyond spot on. There is most definitely some magic-in-the-machine with your Tarot this week… THANK YOU xx

flowerchild
flowerchild

I’m having a hard time financially and emotionally. I had a bad weekend, I really went down. It was good to have time to rest over the Thanksgiving holiday, and I worked on my continuing education units, and I cleaned my whole house and that felt good, but I spent a lot of time in my head, too…..not so good. No matter what I do lately, I feel like a failure. I wonder if Mars into Aquarius will help? I’m Aqua Sun. I guess Mars has been hanging out in my 12th house by transit (if we disregard rising signs)… Read more »

pi
pi

Sounds like ALL the astro not just the zap is working on you right now. Saturn squaring your aqua Sun for a long time. Pluto in 7th gets easier one you get used to the comings and goings. It makes you let go.

pi
pi

Although it is only 1/3 through my 7th house so anything can happen I suppose.

flowerchild
flowerchild

Yeah, I’m having a TON of heavy-duty transits right now in addition to the Zap Zone. Also, the ZZ has been full on transiting my natal Saturn (Aries) square Venus (Cap), although by degree that is now done and I don’t think it will come exact again via retrograde. Anyway, was it you, pi, who was saying in another thread that Pluto transit the 7th is ‘all or nothing’ with relationships, no time or interest in anything casual, so maybe that’s why the comings and goings, like, very few will be able to go all-in, deal with the intensity, or… Read more »

Universali
Universali

The tarot is awesome, but I still love the Oracle. The other morn asked my fave question re housewitchery and She said to burn a citrus oil in an oil burner..I had just lit the candle under Lemon Oil & Cedarwood..the delicious fresh scent prompted a house cleaning frenzy!

pi
pi

I love cedarwood. It’s so rich and grounding. All those fresh, resiny, wood aromas.

scorpio_rising
scorpio_rising

The tarot possess’ an eerie, uncanny weirding.
I love to consult it daily and wow.
Knocks my sox off and I am not even wearing any today.

I love this energy but I do notice it has out others over off the edge.
I have lots of planets in Mercury and Pluto. So, I may thrive in the darkness, the underworld?
Hades of the Soul.

scorpio_rising
scorpio_rising

put over the edge. (damn, this non-editing settings! shakes fist in frustration! 😉

Universali
Universali

Actually, I am having one of the best times of the year so far! Finally getting heaps work done on my textile art, have boundless energy, eating really healthy food, have stopped drinking (ok- this may be the key to the whole thing!) due to need to have antibiotics and feel so great am thinking of staying off the grog for quite some time..
Or perhaps I just feel so good because the antibiotics have finally killed the little parasites that were living in my guts taking all my nutrients!
Either way…feel bloody awesome!

Veronica
Veronica

I’m with you, Universali, making art every day, clearing clutter, digging out old ideas and actually doing/making them. Maybe the Art does help lift out of the chaos!

Universali
Universali

Yeah Veronica! Decluttering too! It’s become somewhat of a primal urge to clear things away..get rid of things! Think its time for an ebay sellathon!

Cleo
Cleo

Yes! The decluttering! I’ve been doing a lot more yoga and feeling a lot better too xx

leogroover
leogroover

I’ve been banging on the Sun Tzu door a bit lately. Love it as I need a load of strategies at the mo to get through a busy December. No time for la la land. Up at 4.12am !
and its raining YAY

On the verge of a months trip away plus 9 peeps for Xmas 5 who are flying in from interstate eeeek

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

what did you do about your SO?

leogroover
leogroover

I followed the Sun Tzu advice and got over it. weighed all pros and cons and went against my better judgement. For me… for realsy… at my age?… its the devil you know.
We had a chat…. now we’re off on a road trip which is very exciting

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

well as long as you’re happy.

Enjoy you’re trip 🙂

Left a message for you on the other post.

astro.com – for charts and transits

akapluto
akapluto

Yeah it’s quite a roller coaster. Had to say goodbye last night to the bar/venue/cafe/gallery/junk store that founded so many of my friendships in this city and was a creatively fertile ground for many years and for many people. I stayed up going nuts all night saying my good-byes but it didn’t seem real enough. So many chapters are closing left and right with no ideas of what lies beyond. I guess that goes without saying. Also my lover realized we were “becoming something” and we “consciously uncoupled”, as it were, because he didn’t want to take it any farther.… Read more »

akapluto
akapluto

Yeah it’s quite a roller coaster. Had to say goodbye last night to the bar/venue/cafe/gallery/junk store that founded so many of my friendships in this city and was a creatively fertile ground for many years and for many people. I stayed up going nuts all night saying my good-byes but it didn’t seem real enough. So many chapters are closing left and right with no ideas of what lies beyond. I guess that goes without saying. Also my lover realized we becoming something and we “consciously uncoupled”, as it were, because he didn’t want to take it any farther. Another… Read more »

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

People are such cowards when it comes to intimacy. Always hunting for it and then running away if it comes into view.

Anonymous
Anonymous

I’m thinking that this “run from commitment” trade mark, is particularly stronger in the Oz male than males of other nationalities? I’ve been back in Oz now for a couple of years after having lived in Europe for 8 years, and honestly have to say that that is what I have noticed. The question is – why?? Or am I wrong?

….Ooops, just realised that you are probably not from Oz (12hv & akapluto) – still, I’m throwing the question out there.

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

I take it as a generation thing. A friend shared this article and I think it just about sums it up. http://elitedaily.com/life/drive-people-away-give-chance/861890/

Anonymous
Anonymous

Thanks for the link. Yes, ok – the generation thing I get. But I think in Oz, it happened way before – since at least the 70s.

flowerchild
flowerchild

Wow, that article is spot on, 12HV, thanks for sharing it! Agreed that people are cowards about intimacy, increasingly so, like the article points out. I don’t remember things being this bad in the past, like, pre-internet. I think American men are quite commitment-phobic, too, especially in bigger cities. SF is a shit-show, I can attest.. Ugh, you guys, I’ve been dealing with the same stuff… The revolving door of lovers and the stop before it starts thing gets old real fast…. I think it’s going to be up to women in general to put a stop to all this.… Read more »

flowerchild
flowerchild

*milk

akapluto
akapluto

Wow, so weird that someone mentioned Australians being this way when the dude actually IS an Aussie! But i’ve encountered this problem with plenty of American men, especially in New York City, where endless variety rules all. I likewise agree that its up to women to stop it. I was recently hatching a plan with my (ARIES) female friend about starting a long term slow developing revolution where we influence women not to deal with ANY shit from men. Hetero-normative, yes, but that seems to be where this problem is especially acute. Our idea is that after several generations of… Read more »

Amongstars
Amongstars

That is so brilliant. My girlfriends and I talk about that all the time. I wish there was a way to get all women behind it! They would definitely have no choice but to shape up!

akapluto
akapluto

Um whoah yeah I’m NOT from Oz but the dude IS AUSTRALIAN. How bout them apples?

Quitelight
Quitelight

WOW. The Zap Zone is a Thing, alright. I thought it might be, given that the April-May moment hit me pretty hard, but my Mr. sailed through it, so I wasn’t sure what to expect. Day 1, right out of the gate, a text from my step-daughter’s mom re: $ that swan-dived us both into the depths of our secret guilt reservoirs. Years of doing our work, & we still managed to avoid dealing with this one until Day 1 of the Zap Zone. I told the Mr. that this a perfect example of Day 1 of the Zap Zone,… Read more »

virgo kathleen
virgo kathleen

I’m so tired…this semester has been a tough one for me. My classes are wrapping up in two weeks, right when the Zap Zone is exact. I’m trying not to complain too much even though I want to. I’ve been working really hard and I just need to keep plugging away. No time for negativity. Full speed ahead, keep evolving. The hard work will pay off. Heard from my ex of several years ago…her FB message was very love-zombie-ish. I was shocked to hear from her. I did not reply and it serves her right, ha. (Long story, not worth… Read more »

GFTpisces
GFTpisces

I already wrote Mystic and email about this, but holy Hecate, my last Tarot reading was INSANE. Like, literally every card, every placement. And it was all VERY Zap Zone.

tw:leo
tw:leo

the oracle has been consistently freakishly helpful as of late. i love it.

SororaMystica
SororaMystica

I am already tired, depressed and heartbroken. It has just been heartbreak on top of heartbreak for me since April…I’m trying to be positive but it’s been an uphill battle

akapluto
akapluto

Well, hello pal <3 hehe

Anonymous
Anonymous

hahahaha hey bay!

multiair
multiair

Just remember, you’re not alone. We’re with you on this journey.

Anon
Anon

what’s your astro Sororo?

Kava
Kava

Agreed. Since April (meeting my partner) I’ve been in the underworld. 80% of the time he’s such an energy vampire I can’t even get out of bed. I’m stuck and not sure how to move away, the etheric cord cutting doesn’t work and is keeping me tied to him and his disassociative mental illness.
Tired and heartbroken.

Ezhirri
Ezhirri

The Tarot always freaks me out. I will consistently get the same cards in the same houses for weeks at a time. And certain people keep appearing in my spreads on here, and in the ones I do at home!

Amongstars
Amongstars

I’ve been getting the same cards in the same houses lately as well. So awesome.

gemini cat
gemini cat

I mostly don’t get the Sun Tzu oracle (but I haven’t used it many times). I don’t think of much in terms of war or enemies except my own bad habits, and the responses usually don’t seem to work in that kind of sense. Except once I asked about how to deal with negativity, and the response was: “If forced to fight in a salt marsh, get your back to a clump of trees.” A tidal salt marsh = lunar bad mood. The Tarot has been really effective lately and led me to check out my budget, which will be… Read more »

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

I got weighed down by disappointment in others this week. And I can’t be sad about that. I am stronger than most people – they aren’t faking weakness just to irritate me. Instead of feeling hard done by them, I should notice they come to cling to me for height and stability. If I let that drag me down, that’s on me. I don’t have to be a martyr about it. Its fuqing hard to be a quality individual. But there are no short cuts. “Another level, another devil” like Tyrese said. Just no room for less-than right now. Because… Read more »

akapluto
akapluto

I’m really vibing with your comment…I have had a major fall out from creating…now realize I need it to survive. Like, to stay sane.

Also yeah…when you put loads of effort into being an upstanding individual you tend to get comfortable and assume others are on that trip, too…wrong!

So I’m trying to imagine myself as some kind of solid pillar…hoping to someday find a likewise solid pillar who wants to be an archway with me 🙂

Star inspired
Star inspired

Seriously vibing with the ‘Archway’ sentiment.
Oh to have a quality ‘solid pillar’ equal, of mutual support *sigh*

Feeling like more of a straining ‘Bridge’ at the moment, supporting peeps across, in excess of its capacity : /

akapluto
akapluto

The bridge thing…seriously.

A fellow Libran friend and I were talking about how we always feel like we’re reaching over the precipice to make things work with people while they just sit there and don’t do anything!

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

“when you put loads of effort into being an upstanding individual you tend to get comfortable and assume others are on that trip, too…wrong!” That’s exactly it!! Summary of my past week. Like, one situation I was having drama with my ex husband. And there was this moment where I was looking at photos in his house and realized I had taken them all. I was everywhere, but erased and it hurt. And then he showed me a photo on his computer and said he took it. And it was a photo I took too – he got it from… Read more »

Amongstars
Amongstars

I’ve gotten 2 tattoos since Uranus has been transiting Aries (my ascendant). I’ve been wanting to get more too lately! Also switched up my hair quite a bit. I’m going to Miami for the weekend and I’m thinking about cutting it into a longer bob and making it dark again while im down there lol.

akapluto
akapluto

OOhhh…what’s the tattoo? I am toying with some “reminder” type tattoos…because I always forget who I am and what I’m doing! I’ve actually considered getting a pillar and archway set because of what I was saying above. They also represent the masculine/feminine dynamic, with some nods to my Roman background.

Yeah and I’m sick of people who don’t try. They’re just here to take it all in and don’t want to go any higher. From now on I can’t get involved with anyone unless they’re as tripped out on life as I am!

multiair
multiair

I’m a little bit over it to be honest. My daughter’s mental health issues ramped up at the start of the ZZ and even though things have improved slightly in the last couple of months, as her main caregiver, I’m ready for this whole journey to be over. Bring on next April!

multiair
multiair

Thanks Jeni. Will do. No drugs but she has Saturn in Pisces in her first house opposing Chiron in Virgo in the seventh and a million planets in Scorpio (Jupiter, Moon, North Node, Pluto, MC) opposing her natal Sun in Taurus conjunct Mercury. So I guess she was loaded up from birth.

pi
pi

Wow, that is full on astro. My first thoughts were intense spiritual, shamanic lessons or sensitivities or learning or exposures.

Scorpio/piscean boundary matters (the issue/ the strength).

Chiron into Pisces as the zz started too, I think. Now that planet digs deep imo/experience.

I hope things become easier for you both. X

multiair
multiair

Thanks Pi. Much appreciated xx

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

I need this Varo print in my kitchen.

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

Or dining room. That would work too.

bull with sting in tail
bull with sting in tail

I am unworthy…

But tonight i wrote something i will share at a later date

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