Ladies, in the tradition of Feng Shui Your Vagina – which i actually DO think is magic, even when you’re reading your “incantation” off a Kindle like I was during the, um, process – may i present the Secret Ceres. As you will see from the the following exchange, the subscriber who turned me on to this FASCINATING product thinks it is about Saturn in Sagittarius but to me it feels more like a Lilith in Virgo manifestation.
Mystic! Saturn is going into Sagittarius and
… and this arrives in the mail.
Apparently your vagina sheds its skin, which brings to mind the image of a snake shedding its skin in reverse.
For someone who has almost no interest in this sort of thing normally the timing is too spot on not to share … Major Feng Shui action and perfect for the Venus-Uranus in Sagittarius woman … here’s to Saturn in Sagg baby!
My god you have NO idea how apt this is right now. WOW. I cannot thank you enough. You are a goddess of synchronicity. I am also Venus-Uranus…But do you think Secret Ceres IS Sagg-ish? I note also the Shakti Wand Rose Quartz, um, dildo (?) on the same site…This feels more like Lilith in Virgo to me.
I think I will do a post on this before Xmas…Give the ladies something to talk about over the hols…Holy Harlots. SO can I pls post your email – not name obviously xx
Absolutely Mystic. Delighted to be part of your conversation and glad you found the timing pertinent also: wasn’t sure if this was “over share”, but strong synchronicity is my daily reality and some things are just so gobsmackingly amusing.
I’m getting strong messages all round to shed skin, distractions and indulgences: frugal chic as the Tarot described it this morning.
This whole Ceres thing is totes NOT Sag at all, so for me it must be about what Saturn makes possible for strong Sagittarian energy (i.e. moi). I say this with Venus-Uranus and Jupiter-Neptune both conjunct in Sag. I’m getting suddenly all very organised and purposeful and patient about my play.
Is the Ceres a symbol of Saturn fucking Sagg? Very possibly. Saturn does fuq right? This vaginal regeneration process is a sort of finding-of-inner-power-and-authority, and there is something rather sex-as-sport for the Sagittarian energy to which Saturn says less frolic, more resolve. Personally I feel like this wand arriving is a Saturn is a pointed message to claim more authority, strategy and discipline on this front as a route/root (sic) to higher powers.
Big lols all around, will report back on how the Ceres situation transpires for this little vixen …LOVE the THE VENUSIAN URANIAN SAGG
So is Secret Ceres something EVERYONE knew about but me and Ms Venus-Uranus Sagg? This is the USA site and this is the Aussie one. It’s ancient, natural, lady-bits rejuvenation.
Regular use of your Secret Ceres will detoxify your body, rebalance vaginal pH levels, increase your overall health and radiance and enhance sexual response.
Secret Ceres is made of herbal extracts, minerals and crystals.
INGREDIENTS: Punica Granatum, Dripstone, Pomegranate Seed Oil, Kaolin.
100% natural, organic, free of additives, preservatives and colours, and cruelty free.
Obviously i would not have named this thing Secret Ceres – Ceres to me is a Goddess of Grain and Mothering, not a classic sex goddess. I’d call this more like Secret Ishtar – the Babylon Everything Goddess & original Holy Harlot who got morphed into the Whore of Babylon by the biblical scribes. Or Secret Lilith even.
Asteroid Ishtar is currently conjunct Saturn! Would Tantric Vagina Rejuvenation/Exfoliation fall under Saturn-Ishtar or Lilith in Virgo? WHO INVENTED THIS THING?
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