Dating A Capricorn?
Once I dated a Capricorn who was – I swear – the stingiest person on Gaia. It was not chic, elegant frugality. It was low-level, verging on ripping people off all the time, always with a fancy justification.
For instance, all the lavatory paper in his loo had different packaging. It seemed off. I inquired and voila the long-winded explanation about how he “acquired” it unconventionally because the government should actually pay for it but they don’t and that he was also against pulp plantations.
He was stealing it where-ever he went but saw himself as the Robin Hood of bog paper. Furthermore, there would be hours spent on the phone to haggle with some bank or phone company over five cents.
He was, however, highly into sex as a performance sport, with competitive metrics and all. If orgasm delivery quotas were not met, there would be an existential crisis. I think it had to do with sex being free. It didn’t last long.
Read Dating A Capricorn stories in the comments below and perhaps share yours?
‘I’ve only dated one Capricorn. I’ve never been more physically attracted to anyone in my life. It wasn’t just her looks, it was her presence, her aura. Absolutely scintillating. But, she was dishonest, deeply hypocritical, and unreasonably stubborn. Also career-obsessed and quite boring.”
Not all Capricorns though…
‘I dated one. Oh so stable and dependable. Liked punk rock, but wouldn’t walk on the grass if there was a sign. Sure, could save $ if was for some boy toy. Lovely person. Used to look up “Hermit” on seek.com,’ Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot sets us straight.
And you? What’s your experience with Capricorn and dating?
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