How To Re-Funk

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Some of us have had a gutsful of Saturn, Xmas w.t.f.?, Pluto sitting at 11 degrees for apparently eternity, and stupid deep Eclipse insights. And how often do Full Moons bloody well come around?

There probably ARE some people prancing around shadow boxing and whooping with glee in prep for the SIX MONTHS of the Zap Zone we’re heading into. We need to know what hooch they’re on. It’s not like Neptune is going to be square….oh never mind.

Others…you need the Re Funk Tips in the Daily Mystic e-mail for Monday. I have Saturn opposite my Jupiter at the moment (if you are not an astro-fiend, let me translate for you – the mood is a bit like getting up out of your warm bed too damn early and putting on wet clothes) so feel i have some insights into the Re-Funk.

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The penny finally dropped on the Scorpio Saturn transit through my 7th …

Of course it was a Scorpio Sun man that brought one of the final transit lessons – I had my reservations but was drawn in by flattery and wittiness. I kept it civilised and formal, thinking that was protective for us both, but no, once rejected, all my reservations confirmed.

Vslr
Vslr

There should be a like button on this site. Page filled with soothing advice and genuine care live and concern.

Warm hugs for everyone xxx

6 of Cups
6 of Cups

Agreed.

6 of Cups
6 of Cups

Community of Beautiful Astro Mavens!

Flowerchild
Flowerchild

That MM daily came at the perfect time for me. I may print it out because I need to follow the advice given. I’m in a bad way, even worse than the past couple weeks. In addition to the harrowing time I had during the eclipse week and new moon, when I was mostly feeling low about career, being unemployed, and having no money, I decided to end it with my lover after six months of knowing each other. I don’t really want to end it, and I’m totally in love with him, but it’s just not going anywhere, not… Read more »

gbs
gbs

Hi Flowerchild, that’s great that you’re following MM’s re-funk precepts. I’m going to print them out as well.

I know you’ve been going through a difficult time (Pluto on an angle is no joke) and I wonder if you have a confidante or therapist or some other person whom you can turn to during this phase? We can’t do hard transits alone, and being able to bounce your situation off a person you trust might really help you gain the perspective that Mystic talks about.

xxoo

flowerchild
flowerchild

Thanks, gbs, you’re right, I probably should get a therapist. I’ve had a hard time in the past finding one I connect with, though. I’ve done psychotherapy on and off throughout my life and mostly it didn’t help me except I was lucky a couple key times to have the right therapist. It would be great to find a therapist who does astrology as well, I think that would be helpful for me. I don’t know of anyone like that, though. I guess I could google around for one. I do have a few friends here that I talk to… Read more »

Anonymous
Anonymous

Hi Flowerchild, I responded to you in a thread a few posts back, but I don’t think you saw it, so I’ll copy/paste: I’d like to suggest a reading/healing at a place I used to go to in SF, called Psychic Horizons. They’re over on Valencia and 21st, in the Mission. The readings are done by students at the school, supervised by teachers. I went there for a reading when I was in a very dark place, and it helped. I ended up taking classes there that has led to a lifetime of energy work that has really added an… Read more »

flowerchild
flowerchild

Thank you! I do know about Psychic Horizons, and I walk by there frequently and have seen their sign, but never went in. I would like to connect with them, I think. Thank you for reminding me about them, much appreciated! πŸ™‚

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

You know what? The truth is – you don’t know what happens next. You said what you need and owned it. That’s good. Let him change. Or not. You didn’t plan him in your life. You can’t plan what love happens or doesn’t happen next. A ton of pain comes from “knowing” instead of accepting uncertainty. Telling someone in a relationship what your needs are and owning it opens you up to uncertainty, but that’s better than being a quietly plotting love zombie who never faces a challenge. Living is uncertainty. You can make that a story of a shitty… Read more »

VenusRules
VenusRules

That is some straight shooting! Well said. I could have used that lecture, kindly but directly delivered, many times in my life.

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Me too! I think I give it out to hear it myself.

pi
pi

yeah i think i do that a LOT here.. i must need to hear a lot lol :\

flowerchild
flowerchild

Thanks, 12HV! I have seen that website before, but haven’t regularly followed it, but man, the information there feels SO relevant and helpful to me right now! Thanks so much for bringing it to my attention! I do have a hard time accepting uncertainty and the unknown, that’s for sure, but I don’t think I’m unique in that way. Like you say, it’s life, the human condition is to try to live with uncertainty, because that’s all there really is. I fully agree, I can’t really ‘know’ and I did feel like I put an artificial stop to the relationship… Read more »

DP
DP

Excellent advice. I love the Power Path! I’m reading his book now, Awaken the Inner Shaman.

tw:leo
tw:leo

i do believe i’m one of those shadow boxers. (actually my punching bag is seeing me a lot these days – pow!) i’ve got energy and i doesn’t afraid of anything! not today, anyway. jupiter is ON my 8th house sun right now, and ceres is on my lilith and lilith is on my ceres – i love feeling sexy-nurturing and this is sublime. mars recently crossed my saggo asc and is ON uranus. just to name the most conspicuous things… so much is happening. love n’ light to all who are having it rough!

DP
DP

Uranus on Sun
Saturn conjunct Moon
Pluto square Mercury, and in line over the next few years are Sun then Venus. Hoorah.

Be like water, keeps going through my head. Bruce Lee FTW.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqHSbMR_udo

akapluto
akapluto

AWESOME

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Classic.

Pi
Pi

ah that sound of moving water at the end is like music to my ears. during thunderstorms, the nicest thing is hearing the water pouring through the streets. I miss my creeks! must find more creeks.

6 of cups
6 of cups

Hey well I’ve got Saturn approaching my 6th house, where Neptune resides, and to be honest Im a little, well, anxious about it all. Part of me says it won’t nearly be as difficult considering I survived my massive Pluto transit to my Sun(I believe a part of me died), and in comparison to that I found my Saturn Return difficult but not nearly as utterly horrifying as that Pluto transit… So I’m thinking this Saturn in my 6th will be more about just getting more realistic and tying up loose end type things regarding work and health – things… Read more »

calypso
calypso

do not leave any stones unturned re: health. i haven’t been well since Saturn got into my 6th, and that has severely compromised my ability to do Saturn on the work front. A literal pain. I’m having bloods done tomorrow. I can’t wait for that mofo to move out….only 3 weeks now!

6 of Cups
6 of Cups

That’s good to know, thanks Calypso.

calypso
calypso

oh well, I hope you don’t experience the same but forewarned is forearmed etc!

6 of Cups
6 of Cups

Well I’ve felt Saturn looming on my horizon for awhile. I found an excellent dentist and started a series of repair with him. He is very thorough and I think this guy will see me through any Saturn issues there.

I also found a new doctor and got all my checkups done – in the clear.

I’ve been focusing on health very strongly this year… I think I’m going to need to be in top shape for whatever happens work-wise.

VenusRules
VenusRules

I have a large 6th house (about 40 – 50 degrees depending on house system) and thank god, Saturn is almost through it. Have a good dentist and see him/her often; I had to have two wisdom teeth removed in my 50s! I triggered three kidney stones doing psoas/trauma release exercises that I thought would be massively healing; they were, but not without releasing some Saturn-y stones. Do a lot of of neck and alignment work. Trigger point massage (via a self-help workbook) has been enormously helpful to me with neck, shoulder, arm pain and teeth grinding and clenching. What… Read more »

6 of Cups
6 of Cups

Thanks Venus. Good advice there. I’ve been working on radical healing after Pluto knocked me to the ground several years back. I’ve still got a ways to go to refine everything but I’m thankful for every bit of progress. I’m hoping Saturn sees the journey I’ve made and it pays off.

sphinx
sphinx

I think it depends on how you use your 6th? I have neptune there but also my moon, so I have a prominent sixth. Add that my Neptune is my work planet so to speak (MC in Pisces) and that my moon grand trines merc & jup, and my neptune trines my sun, plus am Mercury Rising which is the 6th’s planet… On the positive: so far I am finding that I have a lot more perspective emotionally with Saturn giving me a whipping there. As in, able to see myself doing things from a distance and see how others… Read more »

6 of Cups
6 of Cups

Well I’ve only got Neptune in my 6th… but my 6th is ruled by Sagg, my Sun sign. I’m a designer so I think that’s where Neptune plugs into the formula(arts). It’s funny you mentioned how Saturn helps you see yourself from a distance and how others might perceive you. I rebelled from that for awhile as Pluto made me vehemently dislike living in any sort of codependency, or putting on any facade for any reason. I was like, Queen of Swords to the hilt, here. I felt at the time I had to eradicate any level of any form… Read more »

calypso
calypso

if it helps, my Saturn & Pluto experiences were completely different, but both have played crucial roles in my growth and healing. good luck! x

sphinx
sphinx

I think you will find once the physical immediate lessons of the 6th have played out, you will be quite relieved. You will have created your own strategies that will serve you long into the future. In a design sense I can imagine Saturn being really helpful also, the structure of your work, your signature or imprint, all of those Sun & Ego features would be enhanced or put into relief via Saturn’s pressure via Neptune/6th. Yeah, I don’t feel the reactive sense of detaching either re seeing how others perceive things, just the cool and compassionately detached sensibility. It’s… Read more »

6 of Cups
6 of Cups

I realized I forgot to reply to you here after typing out these essays below so I apologize Sphinx. I feel a sense of comfort in your saying that “once the physical immediate lessons of the 6th have played out, you will be quite relieved.” Are you a reader/energy intuitive by any chance? For some reason your reply seems very personalized to me for some reason – they speak to me in a place different from others. What you said about the Saturn structuring Neptune in my design sensibilities – I think I am sensing that already. That bit about… Read more »

sphinx
sphinx

Re friendship, I used to feel the lack of ‘compadres’ people who get me really keenly, felt there was something wrong with me… I have a few confidantes now, people who I consider amazing and an honour to know. I just know that we are here focused on this reality half the time and half the time we are elsewhere. with other friends, in other circumstances. Where artifice is just not possible. It’s only here in the world of the meat suit that people can rely heavily on subterfuge. It’s probably partly why people with little interest in cheating others… Read more »

6 of Cups
6 of Cups

Thanks for that Sphinx. I know I am loved immensely, but they are not here with me now. I always feel like home is somewhere very far away. I do consider myself intuitive but its funny – I am not easily assimilated even amongst general intuitives, it seems… I am, like, just out there. Somewhere. But I do exist, so that counts for something, Im not here by accident.

Thank you for your Scorp Moon insight paired with your Gem rising glib – its been a pleasure to connect

Ms.
Ms.

Hello, are you me? lol Saturn about to hit my 6th as well. I have it conjunct my late scorpio sun.merc and just passed uranus all conjunct. Moon neptune in the 6th with natal saturn virgo. Pluto square is STILL in effect. Sure get a dentist but why be nervous? its not a definite you will get sick more a shaping of your health and self cycles no? as far as I am expecting somewhat, I imagine this is going to highlight yes health but structure as well and routines. For example, I have some interesting neptune right now and… Read more »

6 of Cups
6 of Cups

Haha Ms. – Ive learned with Pluto you can never be “safe”. You have to stay on your toes. It has nothing to do with being “safe” or “good” by the standards of other people, society, or you even…. its Pluto’s way or the highway, whether you had anything to do with it or not. I learned everything is transitory, and you can go from one end to another in the span of one night. I learned that lesson several times with Pluto… One story of a Pluto happening to illustrate – I never had acne my entire life, I… Read more »

Ms.
Ms.

as a scorpio with oodles of pluto experience I can say the safe bit is the core. but what is all this about safety anyway? you just sound freaked from the past. Mars virgo/ neptune 6th is big for anxiety manifesting in the body so I’d be working on releasing the fear so you don/t have to worry babe. Rituals around that. (and yes skin stuff is hell but its anxiety/hormone/immunity based so nail that and be happy no need to explain xxxxx)

Ms.
Ms.

I have this aspect too and my body has WIGGED from foods and all kinds of things because I am sensitive (lol) and yes lots of fuckery from bad medicine and not good advice but I have become SO informed and now have good rhythms with my body. Lets make saturn our mastery. P/s there are a million genius’s on here for alt medical should you need an anonymous oracle)

6 of Cups
6 of Cups

Thanks Ms! You are so right in every way! You are definitely a Scorpio – and you do it well. Thanks again.

akapluto
akapluto

My whole life has been major pluto transits…one after another. Plus natal Pluto Sun Merc so it’s never gonna end anyhow!

All I can say is change, change, change. Don’t resist the change.

There is no going back with Pluto changes…because something has to die for you to fully transform. But when you feel the pull towards that change, let that thing die (whatever it is that’s holding back the tranformation).

I guess the house placement has everything to do with it, too. Where is Pluto transiting in your chart?

Last but not least, Donna Cunningham’s Healing Pluto Problems is required reading!

6 of Cups
6 of Cups

Ahh a Pluto comrade, I know you must understand what Pluto was like. I had a difficult transit by Pluto in the decade or so it was in Sagg. Yup, it was change after change after rug being pulled out from underneath you, one after another with no time to breathe. Right now I believe he is approaching my DC or is on it, and Im dealing with issues of power in relationships. But it’s nothing like how Pluto was on my Sun and other planets there. Right now I’m focused on Saturn. I know from past experience you can’t… Read more »

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Pluto on those crosses is not easy. Let go. Don’t let fear run you. Sounds like you have a solid plan. Great advice from akapluto

gbs
gbs

I’m wrapping up a Sixth House transit of Saturn. He’s been there since fall of 2011 and transited my Sun, Mercury and Neptune in the process. Saturn’s entry into the Sixth House and its first year in Scorpio coincided with Pluto transiting my Progressed Sun in the Eighth House as well. Pluto triggered one of the most massive reset/rebuilding phases of my life, pushing me out of a comfortable but flatlined life into a new job in a new city where I had very few friends and no family. My main experience of Saturn has been that of the apprentice… Read more »

VenusRules
VenusRules

Agree completely about the humble, meticulous part. Learning humility but realizing that the ego feels it as humiliation in our culture – have to fight that.

6 of Cups
6 of Cups

That was excellent advice, thank you gbs.

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

I’ve undergone a massive Pluto transit. Crossed my IC and has been squaring my Mercury the whole zap zone. When you said “I was coming off more intense about things than I meant” – really rang true for me. Natally, I have Mars-Pluto-Mercury conjunct and close to my AC. So when Pluto crossed my IC, it squared all that. I can’t even list the changes, but I swear I didn’t survive it. Who I was before is dead. Let alone, the literal births and deaths and changes that went on…still going on. A friend was talking to me about moon… Read more »

6 of Cups
6 of Cups

Definitely feel you on the Pluto/IC action… had that over a decade ago before Pluto even came anywhere close to my Sun. Dont get me wrong, Pluto on IC was horrendous in itself – I wish I could say the same that I had house problems and that would be the extent of it – but it wasnt the case for me. But Pluto on Sun + other points was the death of me. Thanks for the encouragement. Im really grateful for all the responses Ive had over the last couple days on this thread. More warmth shown me in… Read more »

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Ha ha – no – the house wasn’t the extent of it. Good luck with your transits.

6 of Cups
6 of Cups

Well, thats a relief to hear – not because I wish you difficult times, but because Im glad my plutonic transit was not too far off from the experience of others – a strange comraderie in it, i guess. I was reading you talking about house problems and I was really, that is a pluto in 4th house problem? Was kind of confused there for a minute.

Thx for the wishes. You too on yours.

prowlncrab
prowlncrab

I have natal Neptune in Sagg in the 6th too … Saturn currently in orb of a conjunction. My only thoughts about this placement (Sagg Neptune) is that I have been aware for some time that I have “work to do” on a spiritual level down here on the earthly plane. The work starts with healing the self and then manifests outward to help heal and awaken others (who are wanting it). Saturn traversing my 6th house has therefore seen a change in career orientation – from a designer (yes weird I am a designer too!) into mental health, removal… Read more »

6 of Cups
6 of Cups

Interesting, I have had the same thoughts about my “work” here too, and that started with healing myself. I know deep inside of me that these certain experiences have shaped me and will shape how I can help/be of service to others. For one, it has helped me enormously in my levels of demonstrable compassion. Before it was just a feeling, seeing, or knowing, but I cannot just contain it internally anymore. Yay, designers unite! LOL. So weird you are one too with Neptune in 6th/Sagg! I wonder if that is a common thing? I am feeling right now encouraged… Read more »

Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot
Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot

Oh YAH! Love the tips. Gotta get me mojo back eh?

Brigid37
Brigid37

Thank fuq there’s an astrological reason!!! All I can say really is that no matter how much spirulina, pressups, tree hugging, koala listening, psyche weed pulling, super money placing, horse gentling, and dream creative work I do, I still feel like a rabbit with diarrhoea!!! Anxious AND shitty AND like FOR WHAT EXACTLY??? So happy there is an astrological reason so I can go and be a tiger for the day. Enough of this being a Brigid, she seems to have lost her sense of humour but at least she now has a reason and can let go of her… Read more »

cocodiego
cocodiego

Funking Oath ! Cue ‘No Turning Back’ , Sarah Blasko VERY LOUD? .Mercy merci Mystic Medusa, merci, merci, merci ! Perhaps some ‘ Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps ! Who was that ? Gotta love it.

R(Aqua/Tauri)
R(Aqua/Tauri)

I feel like this little “break” in the Zap Zone has been about shifting alliances and priorities, then everyone re-forms in their new positions for the next, and final, round. See it all around me and definitely in myself. I took some risks that didn’t work out career wise and got fuqed all around by both jobs. I think it’s okay though, it is pushing me out of my comfort zone which I desperately need. I think I’m ready. And I think being ready is just clearly knowing what you want and having been through too much shit to be… Read more »

Lucy
Lucy

pretty lionnnn…so cute !

akapluto
akapluto

Yeah its been rough. Pluto has been sitting zero degrees on my mars FOREVER and thats the bottom planet of my bundle chart- the last planet that Pluto will conjunct in my lifetime since it has conjuncted everyone except my moon at the top. Oh but wait…Saturn has been conjuncting every planet in my chart since it entered Libra, and it’s currently on my AC, headed toward Venus, Uranus, Neptune, Jupiter and Mars. Kinda looks like my life story is some kind of “life begins at age 35” type thing. But being a major pluto/neptune peep the Saturn has gotta… Read more »

Ms.
Ms.

wow on mars. go go

pluto is for fucking ever my square. I’m tired now. Seriously.

akapluto
akapluto

Yes, Pluto is a demanding bitch, no?

Ms.
Ms.

yes

gbs
gbs

What has the Pluto transit of your Mars been like? I also have Mars in Cap and this is coming up for me in a couple of years.

virgo kathleen
virgo kathleen

I’m glad I took a break this weekend. Went on a short trip to see my sister who is going to college in a cute, small town. I came back really motivated. Last night I wrote in my journal “It’s time to step it up. From now on I am all in.” (Then I slept for 10+ hours. God, I needed it.) Now I’m determined to reach my goals. It will require some leveling up to do so. The Zap Zone is requiring me to evolve, so I’m going to evolve. That means: no wasting my life away on the… Read more »

shmobi
shmobi

does anyone here have any super anti LZ advice? like practical magic steps? Im defo going to be buying MM’s lovezombie book when it comes out, but im just in a bit of dark place at the mo. have come out of an emotionally abusive relationship, yet i miss the **** like hell? it doesnt make sense, my self-esteem was put down to shit. my head is spinning with so much crap, i’ve lost my social circle and support network completely, am broke as hell and am generally a mess. i try to keep perspective, there’s so much worse going… Read more »

Seagoat
Seagoat

Hey Shmobi, you are not alone, it’s just dark and it feels awful, and it is but it won’t last forever. The first step away is the hardest but most important moment. This part of your story is where you meet your two new BFFs – your survival instinct and your self respect. They dwell in dark places sometimes but they are there. Anyway, just wanted to send you some support. Good luck, and well done you on a mighty effort x

pi
pi

it’s wierd how we can be so attached to someone who treats us like shit. when, for one reason or another our social support is also gone, likely that the ex was the only person we dealt with on a daily basis. they were a habit, albeit a bad habit that was going to destroy us one way or another. its the loss of the familiar that you might be feeling? as much as anything else.. a major structure (and as mantioned, habit) is removed from your life and you are re-adjusting. this IS for the better, you know it… Read more »

akapluto
akapluto

Schmobi, Dear God I’ve been there. Working out your abs helps insanely, any wee but delightful project or goal helps insanely, and, annoyingly enough, time helps, too. Some fucknut nearly took me down last year but there IS a way out. It seems that limits on our imagination make this all the more difficult- try to imagine a truly wonderful relationship, a really great person who you have the hots for and only wants YOU. It’s really hard. But it helps you raise the stakes and get filled with that righteous indignation towards any person who didn’t treat you like… Read more »

shmobi
shmobi

ha yes, i’ve given myself the project of workin on toning my bumbum. and trying to do positive thinking and visualization as a basic survival method xxx

MutableMabel
MutableMabel

This was me three years ago. Sleeping on a cot mattress on the floor for the first month or so, going about my job and life as though things were normal while feeling like I barely had my own basic safety covered. Same feelings of disgust at myself for missing someone who had been so awful to me.

You are totally not alone and you are going to be okay. Just keep breathing. Focus on small, good things. Pick yourself some flowers. Things’ll get better.

shmobi
shmobi

thank you lovely people for your words – it might just be tha internet but i feel the support. yes, little steps, gratitude…gotta keep going going going. power to you guys who have overcome through this stuff cause mighty hell its hard.
<3<3<3

Libra9
Libra9

One day at a time. Journaling helps, walking helps. The tears eventually stop. If you can afford it, get professional help. I have a psychic life coach (on speed dial) and weekly art class. Changed my life. MM of course. She really gives genius guidance every day.

Ms.
Ms.

darling. its bloody rough when its emotional abuse but it gets easier! cry, scream, hit bags full of sand, let yourself be small and miss him because you loved him, then let logic kick in and get yourself to core self pamper. Things I recommend (cause this happened to me and I pretty much swore on my blood to move it) 1. Get a gym membership. (or the equivalent) nurture the body, move it through your system, hit things, get fit and hot burning through sadness and rage at mistreatment. good for self respect too 2. Ruthless cull. Kick everyone… Read more »

shmobi
shmobi

thankyou Ms, this is really really helpful. when you feel so alone and lost it truly helps to know people have been through this and now they are strong and healed. thankyou im taking all your tips on ! xxxx

shmobi
shmobi

hahaaa. this x 1000

The Baroness
The Baroness

P.S. Two of cups is more infatuation/crush style/high school love vibes.

Seagoat
Seagoat

Oh not always. Depends on position and other cards around it.

The Baroness
The Baroness

Every one of my tarot readings, both in real time and via MM ALWAYS has 2/3 Aces (starting with the Ace of Cups) and The World. Each and every time. Super wands and cups energy. Creativity and love. What I’ve been wanting but has been eluding me for so long that it feels like damn, are you teasing me? But the signs keep saying love and creativity and success…love and creativity and success…I’ll take it ALL.

Brooke Chase
Brooke Chase

I haven’t been getting the daily email for quite some time, it just stopped! Help!

Aqua-cap-Gemini
Aqua-cap-Gemini

11th house too – BOOM!

The Baroness
The Baroness

How does one find their transits? Because I have no clue. I read MM’s ZZ Cheat Seat. I have my Saturn in the 4th house in Virgo. So, does that mean getting the home in order should be a priority? If so, I just did a 6 week purge of half the house in July and spent a TONNE of cash dressing up my previously blah bedroom (now it’s the ‘Revulva: A Den of Decadence, truly a plush seduction suite), my bathroom (which used to be my most hated room but now is a super duper spa sanctuary) and my… Read more »

The Baroness
The Baroness

Neither do I. All I know is the Revula is in full blast and taking no prisoners, only willing passionate captives. Ever since I did the room (and literally everything I envisioned fell into my lap over a 6 week period) not one thing has been out of place. No more messiness, or randomness – nada. The Egyptian cotton sheets with pin-up and dominatrix patterns. The four thick pillows, with the fifth one with a GIANT vulva printed on it. Heart shaped red throw pillows with roses and a matching throw. Two side tables with matching lamps in crystal. I… Read more »

Lala
Lala

Hi Baroness, I track transits using Astrodienst (http://www.astro.com/). It’s free to set up an account with your details. You punch in your birthday and time of birth etc and then access Extended Chart Selection from the ‘Free Horoscope’ menu. Once there, you can select what birth chart type you’re after β€” there is one for your transits. Brilliantly, it presents your chart with all the planets’ transits and you can select the asteroids as well. The Internet is so amazing, heh! Likewise MM and Astrodienst. I hope my directions are clear enough, but anyway once you get to the site… Read more »

The Baroness
The Baroness

I’ve had an account there for over 10 years but had no clue how to access transits. Thank you for that πŸ™‚ <3

The Baroness
The Baroness

Hold up – are the transits the signs OUTSIDE the wheel?

Anonymous
Anonymous

Yes

Anonymous
Anonymous

Graci! <3

Aqua-cap-Gemini
Aqua-cap-Gemini

Wow – new look layout on astro.com going to take some time to relearn how to find shizz ! So, Saturn is sitting right on my natal Uranus. I’ve gone from being a couch sloth – catching up on all those o/s shows I’d missed while caring for my Dad before he passed away – to suddenly overnight – rocket force – 4 massive projects on the go, multiple bang bang pow zap.. it’s all happening. New World manifestos, the pillars of social and spiritual success… a new political party in the works.. and a book to be published. For… Read more »

akapluto
akapluto

That’s comforting- old man Saturn is heading towards my 1st house Uranus and I was kind of dreading it. Shoulda seen my Pluto transit there. Not chill.

Pia
Pia

Hiya mystic, I’m not getting my emails. I was, but couple weeks ago it stopped. I’ve checked spam and they’re not there. I’ve got your address saved so they shouldn’t be either.
Thanks hon
Pia πŸ™‚

Quadrupled
Quadrupled

Come December, Saturn will oppose natal Saturn + Venus and sit on Jupiter + Neptune. The best par? Natal 2nd and 3rd, 8th and 9th are all lit up.

By the New Year, I will be my own Christmas tree.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Ha, love the idea of being your own Christmas Tree! I might light myself up by then too! I’m realising I’m the one who is 100 percent responsible for how I feel and so I’m being super proactive about getting my true needs met and stopping the inner whinging or outer blame game. Many of you seem to know all these astrology details I know nothing about but I can just say yes I’ve done some hard yards and enjoying this energy now of finding a good ‘soil’ to plant myself in to actually grab a hold of life with… Read more »

Quadrupled
Quadrupled

What I learned from Mystic and the erudite folks here: Saturn loves a plan πŸ˜‰

Geminian
Geminian

I have Saturn inconjunct my Venus like blah honestly, everything is 50 shades of blah and only a few years ago it was opposition my Venus – what a tough transit that was. And it’s also just finished a marvelous (not!) inconjunct to my Ascendant. I feel gross about myself really down on my body for some reason and yet I have my Progressed Venus conjunct my natal Sun/Mercury – I should be feeling great right? RIGHT? Oh yes and Saturn is also four degrees off of conjuncting my Neptune. Yep, cheers Saturn, like I dig the Scorpio shiz but… Read more »

Hardeep
Hardeep

Sorry to those finding it tough but i am loving this energy and during a very determined hike today was trying to remember feeling this in control (not in a controlling way) just like “nailed it”.
I think 1999 was the last time i felt this focused and in control – it really is the only way to describe it.

islandgirl
islandgirl

I’ve got Saturn goin thru 1st House conjunct natal Jupiter and squaring every other friggin inner and outer planet in the known universe….what do I do with this? :-/

Kell
Kell

About 10 degrees ahead of you- and a year or so. My post Saturn on all my Scorp Stuff humble advice- Do your health and time mastery. Schedule all those boring check ups – you, house, moolah. Set work goals. Avoid shortcuts. Hold on to the bannister- literally. Watch for the last fool at stoplights. Pause. Often. Listen and observe. Honor your gut. Be impeccable. Take notes to remember. Identify the Qi vamps. Do compassion and secret acts of kindness. Helps with karma gaps. I encountered every situation of “I would never” and had to face them with smart compassion.… Read more »

Nina Nine
Nina Nine

Amazing advice – thank you! x

freedomalaair
freedomalaair

Excellent advice. I agree w Saturn transiting 1st house also, I’m almost going to miss it

Kell
Kell

πŸ™‚

gbs
gbs

Excellent advice. As someone just finishing up Saturn, know that things that had been going along swimmingly will slow way down and you will sometimes wonder if you’re on the right path, while others around you seem to be flitting from success to success without so much as breaking a sweat. During those moments, learn to be your own best parent and make your self-talk as supportive and positive as possible. Mystic always says that a Saturn transit means the end of tolerations, and I found that to be the truest thing about the last two years. Saturn will show… Read more »

islandgirl
islandgirl

Thanks gbs. Yes, end of toleration is not wrong. I view it like pruning. When you prune a rosebush, it can look brutal initially, but the new growth will be spectacular.

scorpio_rising
scorpio_rising

pruning, decluttering…yes and yes!

Kell
Kell

Thank you, NN! Glad the silver hairs gained me something! Happy to help!

Kell
Kell

Tolerations=what WE put up with and try to fob off. Very humbling/exciting to take command.

islandgirl
islandgirl

Thank you Kell, for this great advice. It’s heartening to get it from someone who has been thru this and has come out sounding so strong. Ever since Saturn transited my NN in my 12th House 4 years ago, bringing with it cathartic and heart breaking realisations, it has been all about discarding, culling, reorganising priorities and setting boundaries. During which time, I have been/am continually questioning my own sanity. But it just seems to be going on and on and on this already. Thank you for responding – it really does give me strength to hear this…. love the… Read more »

Kell
Kell

Dear IG,

Also the ancestral bonds pried loose as I felt karma burning off. Kept the best and pitched the rest. Not that they don’t visit!

Kell
Kell

You will prevail- and like in alchemy will burn off the dross and be a gorgeous new metal. Part of but not bound to your past. The negredo/skin shedding stages suck!!! Keep breathing:) sending a phone a friend emergency rope!!

FMH
FMH

i have just come off the back of the most heinous 12 months of my life. My husband almost died, but didn’t. I almost lost my house, but didn’t. Financial challenges up the wazoo, but I, ahem, seem to be passing them. Daughter struggling to find her place, but is now slowing seeing a path that will take her far. Son shrugging on his young adulthood like a boss. This rounded out a completely FUQING ordinary 6 years. My thoughts on the zap zone? Come at me you gobshite. You tried damn hard to do me over. I may be… Read more »

Pi
Pi

“Come at me you gobshite. ” <3

Anonymous
Anonymous

“Hell yeah!”

The Baroness
The Baroness

That is some serious g shit you overcame. Owning it like a boss.

FMH
FMH

Thanks Baroness. I’m savouring an opportunity to have a wee meltdown in the privacy of my own psyche once I am on holidays in January 2015. I do feel as though I have knocked down every mofo who appeared in my path this past year. I ducked and weaved like a fuqen ninja some days. I now truly believe I’m stronger, more grounded and almost unrecognisable to the FMH I was even 2 years ago. Mystic has been instrumental in helping me overcome and understand this wacky journey I’m on. Thanks are not really adequate, but thanks Mystic.

Multi Aqua
Multi Aqua

I so know how you feel FMH. Love, sparkle & strength to you & all those in need.

Ms.
Ms.

xxx

Venus Cazimi
Venus Cazimi

WoW, you sound like me during my testing period these last years, none of it is ever fair but you do emerge a wiser & stronger (& older) individual; 12th hs stuff has been tough for me, it’s isn’t called the house of hidden enemies for nothing. Take it easy, ey πŸ˜‰

venusyonce
venusyonce

Yikes, my saturn return exact is coming up on from the 20th… nervous laughter?! It’s in my second, opp mars. Values dollars scorp eigth house things a gogo. Trying to save like a fiend for the next few pay packets.

Pi
Pi

as saturn was transiting my 2nd (and rtn), I learnt better about my professional worth and began the journey to unravel personal self worth stuff . had a lot of credit card debt (fuq credit cards). the value of a dollar. My spendthrift tendencies remain, it’s a life lesson for me I think. Also I have mars in 8th house natally. If ths is any help, I have a tendency to accumulate a lot of material goods but nice things. but superfluous to my needs. at the same time i realised that I was wierd about sharing . I KNOW… Read more »

Pi
Pi

“there will always be enough to go around.”

cosmic fleece
cosmic fleece

Morning sunshine,
There’s a sweet little saying ” The hand that gives gathers”. I use this when i am in 2 minds. xx

davidl
davidl

That’s beautiful x you beautiful woman

Pi
Pi

aww thanks fleece! I just wrote that out to put on my deskside pin-board.

Venusyonce
Venusyonce

Thank you for your generous musings, Pi! Heaps of food for thought there … It’s odd, I’m generous about tangible things generally but can be miserly about emotional interactions. I blame childhood issues but that’s no excuse, hey. I definitely have emotional security things to work through … Thanks again πŸ™‚

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

Hm. That’s interesting.
I have natal Saturn Aqua in 2nd (trine Gem NN) and Mars in 8th trine Lilith conj Asc.
Still haven’t grokked the Saturn trine NN in 6th but yeah, agree with you re the receiving / sharing thing. Not an easy thing for a Cap Asc – self sufficiency being one of our core competencies

Pi
Pi

cap asc, yes, you people are islands.. and the secret is having the right canoe to paddle out and say hi once ina while πŸ™‚ xx or, smoke signals πŸ™‚

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

Lucky my Saggo moon likes to travel πŸ˜€

*hiiiiiii* !!!!

pi
pi

πŸ˜†

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

Speaking of travel, I’m off to Geraldton tomoro. πŸ™‚ Been reading up on Abrolhos islands just off the coast. Fascinating history. Might do a tour if not to expensive.

Pi
Pi

enjoy the trip! πŸ™‚

Sphinx
Sphinx

Ooh, have fun Scorpalicious!

Fauness
Fauness

Thx for that Pi. Saturn is approaching my second, and I natally have mars in my 8th. He’s conjunct lilith, and venus is conjunct my jupiter there too.

pi
pi

wow that’s a busy and kind of excellent 8th house mix…

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Interesting. My daughter has Saturn in 2nd house. She says if I have another kid she will kill it. I said, what if you love it though? And she said it doesn’t matter cause she can’t let it win. LOL! Def issues with sharing.

Pi
Pi

haha! omg.
My saturn is in Leo, so my material-stuff-accumulation is mostly beautiful glamour self image things [that I rarely make use of – saturn in leo is the ultimate wet blanket when it comes to allowing yourself to Enjoy the Trappings of Living .
there is another thing I wrote down somewhere..
basically about finding the value in self not stuff.
anyway i am further along this path than I once was – awareness is key ..ja
also I will have a kickass ebay sale one day soon πŸ™‚ vintage-heads and accessory freaks stand by πŸ˜‰

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

She’s Saturn in Cancer like me. Gift of my Saturn return. Not sharing her Mommy, lol

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

LOL

Pi
Pi

oh noes! wet clothes ! out of warm bed! ugh mystic πŸ™ also, the astro-allegories to help the less familiar w planet aspects is helpful…
high-funktion tips in these times greatly appreciated.
in exactly one astro-minute, Saturn will also be opposing MY Jupe/Lilith conj in my 11th house. So whether that means my Art-Work efforts will suddenly bring out the Bitches in my renewed efforts to put myself out there, or, that I will see where the gaps are between the rest of the world and me, remains to be seen. well, ok.

Pi
Pi

or maybe it will be a good thing? saturn…? yeah..? good thing, okay?

Pi
Pi

ah! reading Quasdrupled’s comment though I just realised (dug)
Saturn at the same time will be trining my sun-mercury, sextiling my moon. Squaring my mars. OK. So, jiving with self and inner self, but potentially need to work with Other People in a careful, aware fashion and watch for Over-enthusiasm, too much too soon, things like that. I think.

Tansaway
Tansaway

I’ve just finished with jupiter conjunct saturn in the 12th. Hard internal work. Almost broke me but I put in the hard yards and it certainly did pay off. Someone once told me that jupiter in the 12th is like a guardian angel πŸ™‚

prowlncrab
prowlncrab

I’ve got Saturn sitting ON my Jupiter. And my Neptune. In the 6th house no less. I’m not even going to bother pondering how fuqing shite challenging the next 6 months might be. One day at a time, one step at a time.

Pi
Pi

you’ll be finished by easter! xx

Ms.
Ms.

purge intensive. for real.

I have pluto almost exact square my MC still, saturn is conjunct sun.merc.uranus etc. Several aspect dance. xx

scorpio_rising
scorpio_rising

I’ve got Saturn transiting/sitting on top of my natal Neptune in my 1st House.
Gotta reel in my daydreams? Avoid taking drugs?

prowlncrab
prowlncrab

From observation Saturn appears to be the reality tester. Neptune the dreamer – the unconscious mind. Does this “thing” one is fantasising/dreaming about have legs in the real world in terms of resources, skills etc? Saturn will crush delusions whilst encouraging a strategic approach to manifesting the fantasy. The test appears to be “do you have enough passion to follow through on all the boring bits to make this thing work?”

And yes avoid taking drugs. πŸ˜‰

prowlncrab
prowlncrab

And when I say real world, I really meant on the earthly plane since I don’t believe there is any such thing as “the real world”. And if there was … this place is pretty damn far away from it! πŸ˜‰

It also occurred to me that Saturn is the awakener – it’s first wake up call coming around the late 20s/early 30s during Saturn Return. Saturn helps awaken the unconscious to it’s true purpose when in the 1st house? …

scorpio_rising
scorpio_rising

I’ve been awaken alright. I have strong Virgo planets so not a stranger to hard work to realize my dreams.

Moon Goddess
Moon Goddess

I am not sure if its just because I am deluded at the mo, but this last week has felt almost magical for me. This year has been a huge one for me, and pretty shit actually, so maybe it is just a nice break and I am going face first down the pipes again….but if I can be one of the ones on the ‘bring on the zap zone’ train – I am going to try and ride it all the way through to April!

Libra9
Libra9

Me too. All the hard work on self over the past 3-4 years feels like it has been worth it. Time for the Zap Zone to sparkle and dazzle.