You Out-Weird The Weirding

Peter Lindbergh

Yes it’s weird and getting weirder. The Weekly Horoscopes (from Saturday) are up now and don’t forget to scroll down on that page to read the Zap Zone Grand Finale Cheat Sheet. THAT we now have six months of non-stop Zap Zone beginning is the source of the ultra-weird rays emanating from, well, everywhere. What can we do weird right back?  Remember, we tried “normal” and it didn’t work so well.

 

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Kell
Kell
November 1, 2014 5:26 am

Hmnn Merc Mayhem. Misread a name- 3x in 3 emails from my mentor. Sigh. Finally emailed him and correct person- instead of the literary doppelgänger. Wow!! Dreamed about a son in his 40s- that I didn’t know I had. He announced at a large gathering that I was his mom. He was actually like me- green eyes and silver tinged hair- but only 10 years younger. Weird! ZZ plus- emerging silver hair highlights the brown- looks like pricy professional do! Eldest is home from uni- sporting a beard- neatly trimmed. Loving his growth/ literal and soul based. He avoids the… Read more »

seethingcalm
seethingcalm
October 31, 2014 11:13 am

I usually don’t notice much going haywire with Merc retros…until this most recent one. I wonder if they affect us more when we are going through stressful periods? I’m definitely being zapped, and I have noticed strange Merc retro-like things that happened just as Merc was turning back round. I was working a job out of town, and when sending the final sales receipts I flipped a numbered address (65 instead of 56), which is not a mistake I normally make. Also, was looking for a note I had stored on my computer with the hours I worked, and it’s… Read more »

seethingcalm
seethingcalm
October 31, 2014 10:47 pm
Reply to  seethingcalm

And another package mishap! I had to ring the doorbell of someone’s home at 10pm on Halloween because when I tracked my package it said it had been delivered there. 4th instead of 47th. Wtf?!?! I was lucky, the homeowner was there and gave me my package. It had expensive stuff in it, plus sales receipts with people’s info in them. If the package had fallen into the wrong hands, I would have felt Fuqed. Oh, and that wasn’t the only thing. Also today, another package was going to be misdelivered, but my regular delivery guy recognized my name and… Read more »

K-Gem
K-Gem
October 30, 2014 11:51 pm

Photo is a timely reminder not to wear Lamé during the remainder of the ZZ.

bubbles
bubbles
October 30, 2014 6:37 pm

clap clap t -_- t

Toni
Toni
October 30, 2014 4:28 pm

Cannot access Oracle or Tarot either! Mercury retrograde stuff?

shmobi
shmobi
October 30, 2014 12:40 pm

can anyone suggest an astrologer who looks at geographica positioning? like how mystic had that guy up in her shop but i think he got fully booked? im looking to move, ive been dumped, lost my job, i dont care…i want to go!

PLZ
PLZ
October 30, 2014 12:29 pm

Speaking of weirding: is ANYONE having issues logging into their subscriber account? If I do manage to login as soon as I click to go any scope or Oracle, etc, I’m immediately redirected to the login page. It’s infuriating – want my weekly scope!!!

PLZ
PLZ
October 31, 2014 1:41 am
Reply to  Mystic

Hey Mystic,

The problem is definitely at my end – something to do with Google Chrome and my google account. Cleared the history, restarted, changed password, etc, but it’s still screwy. Tried a different browser and everything’s fine.

Thanks for offering your support. X

Anonymous
Anonymous
October 31, 2014 2:45 am
Reply to  PLZ

hey interesting. my phone has 2 browsers, was coming up against wierd login things at times from the chrome browser but the phone-brand browser no probs.

PLZ
PLZ
October 31, 2014 4:24 pm
Reply to  Anonymous

Ahhh… It’s not just me! Can’t login with Chrome on any device yet without being immediately redirected to the Login Required page. If I figure it out, will post my solution.

Anonymous
Anonymous
October 31, 2014 5:27 pm
Reply to  PLZ

just tried and whatever/ whenever it was not working, is working fine now.

is the freshest version of chrome that htc / android can give me i think.
just in case, i cleared my phone history incl saved data before getting back on to this site.

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 5, 2014 2:34 am
Reply to  Anonymous

SAY NO TO GOOGLE CHROME! firefox=open source and waaay better.

Margaret Motheral
Margaret Motheral
October 30, 2014 12:04 pm

Uranus has superglued itself to my sun and moon conjunction. Uranus is not suppose to be boring but …………….enough is enough.

Anonymous
Anonymous
October 30, 2014 11:19 am

I’m a Scorpio just had my B-Day. Turned 43… Had A Dream I Was a little kid Making a Sand Castle on the Beach…A Large Wave Appeared behind me..it froze as I looked Up at it…Then Water Vaporized leaving a Couple of Miles of Sea Life without any Sea…..Guess I’ll m a Lucky Kid….

skarab
skarab
October 30, 2014 11:51 am
Reply to  Anonymous

Happy Birthday, Anonymous!

(…It’s all very anomalous)

southnodeinvirgo
southnodeinvirgo
October 30, 2014 5:21 pm
Reply to  Anonymous

wow ! happy birth!!!!

southnodeinvirgo
southnodeinvirgo
October 30, 2014 9:38 am

dear goddess, reading you all makes me feel like im not alone. i am thankful although i never really comment. times are fucked, hopefuly for the better right ? it must be. all in all whats helped me is pulling out from people after realizing i was bitching too much. ive recently seriously entertained the idea of ‘ending up alone’ as a wonderful outcome. i see myself with long white hair witching in the depths of a lush woodland surrounded by little furry animals and i love it. its like a ‘fuck you all’ but more of a ‘im fucking… Read more »

shmobi
shmobi
October 30, 2014 12:39 pm

love back to you too! <3 <3 <3

southnodeinvirgo
southnodeinvirgo
October 30, 2014 5:07 pm
Reply to  shmobi

awww xxxxxxxxx <3

MutableMabel
MutableMabel
October 30, 2014 4:29 pm

I feel you on this. Especially the idea that LZ happens due to suppressing. For me it’s about suppressing ambition and putting off responsibility for my own life. It’s just such a pleasantly torturous thought that we’re at the mercy of someone else’s desires rather than responsible for our own. And that we have to save the day for ourselves way before love is even possible.

Witching it up in the woods with many small furry creatures and long white hair sounds pretty great, too.

southnodeinvirgo
southnodeinvirgo
October 30, 2014 5:18 pm
Reply to  MutableMabel

yes absolutely, responsibility ! i couldn’t have said it better. thanks for the perspective! definitely working on that personal base, the love i have for myself and all. eyes on the prize! you know, the big picture, the happiness without a label?i don’t know but yeah I’m feeling it. which is kind of why i have found solace in this imagery or vision. its just good to keep options open even if my feelings ‘don’t allow me to just get over and move onto someone else.
thank you so much ! eyes wide open, roarr <3
love xxxxxxxx

Holiday
Holiday
October 30, 2014 9:13 am

Sick since Sunday. The house re-org is dead stopped on squalor. The Halloween week! I so wanted oomph and verve and get everything finished. The funny pants I ordered arrived. Sort of warrior french chic in Khaki. Fierce and stylish, I can deliver a crotch kick to evil then pirouette off to tea time. So, something good.
But, sick now! grrrrrrr. Frustrating.

misskismet
misskismet
October 30, 2014 9:05 am

Help guys 🙁 My ex boyfriend whom I broke up with 5 years ago started emailing me a lot this year. I replied to a few emails briefly at first, and then decided to stop because I did not wish to carry on a friendship. This is primarily because he’s sent me some truly abusive emails when he was ‘drunk’. He’s just sent an email saying that “isn’t it funny that he found some videos of us when the camera was on ‘without his knowledge’? I certainly had no idea there was any camera on. He did not even use… Read more »

MutableMabel
MutableMabel
October 30, 2014 12:24 pm
Reply to  misskismet

Ask him point blank if he intends to blackmail you, then ignore either way.

I kind of doubt that these videos even exist. He’s just trying to get attention from you that he doesn’t deserve. I’d spend as little time on him as possible. If the tapes do get out, deny everything.

shmobi
shmobi
October 30, 2014 12:36 pm
Reply to  misskismet

hire a professional hacker! no guilt!

jicky
jicky
October 30, 2014 3:51 pm
Reply to  misskismet

tell him that you no longer want any contact with him or better still just stop replying. keep all his emails in a folder. if he starts abuse, contact his local police station and report him. his filming you may be a crime in itself depending on where you are. the guy is a creep, I would cut him from your life.
parents don’t ‘break’ – they may be disappointed but it’s not their life – it’s yours. don’t keep contact with someone out of fear – that is blackmail.

misskismet
misskismet
October 31, 2014 3:13 am
Reply to  jicky

Thanks guys, very much appreciate the advice! My parents have said several times that it is important to be a virgin before marriage. They vaguely knew of this guy’s existence but did not want to acknowledge it, acknowledgment appears to be validation you see. So they would actually be angry/heartbroken if this video did exist. This description of my parents probably makes them sound insane, but they’re not. Just evasive and deeply conservative, like Asian parents probably from two generations ago or something… I don’t have a really good relationship with them but I still don’t want them to feel… Read more »

misskismet
misskismet
October 31, 2014 3:23 am
Reply to  misskismet

His psychology is insane. This is what he said in April after I didn’t reply to several emails: “I’ve noticed you’ve been reading the e-mails, by looking at the receipts…
Maybe you think that ignoring me is a way to string me along as a back-up in case you need me for something in the future, but this thinking is erroneous and unfair to me.”

WTF. How does this even make sense. He did mention that I should tell him that I don’t want to be friends. Should I? ARGGHHH JUST SO MAD.

calypso
calypso
October 31, 2014 3:48 am
Reply to  misskismet

this guy sounds like such a douche nothing you could do would put a dent in it – and believe me, you do NOT want to get into a brawl with a psychopath.

save yourself…..not one more skerrick of your time or energy. cut him off. energetically if you can, get professional help to do it if you have to.

pi
pi
October 31, 2014 3:54 am
Reply to  misskismet

well, worst case, your family finds out that you are a normal human being. they will live.

not taking the bait sounds like the best approach with s-for-brains.

I hope others here have a good response. I just deleted my own suggestion which involves stooping to conquer, and violence 🙂

misskismet
misskismet
October 31, 2014 5:28 am
Reply to  pi

Haha. Would love to hear it!!!

I just feel angry that it’s so easy for a man to stoop to this to threaten a woman.

Anonymous
Anonymous
October 31, 2014 7:15 am
Reply to  misskismet

Yes, it is a lowlife and extremely aggressive (passive aggressive?) act. It’s not particularly rare, either, as far as I have heard, goes to show the shit head factor is high in the world. I mean the guy has the IQ of a mashed banana obviously.. no offence to bananas. your feelings are completely understandable. I would try to distance myself from him psychologically as much as possible to prevent yourself from mentally engaging with the situation as though it involved someone who was capable of rational or ethical behaviour, or of treating you with respect / listening to you.… Read more »

Pi
Pi
October 31, 2014 7:18 am
Reply to  Anonymous

forgot to say, make sure that you have real-world responses and support, incl professional support, close to hand! first and foremost x

misskismet
misskismet
November 1, 2014 5:47 am
Reply to  Pi

Thanks Pi 🙁 Trying to not freak out because it’s job hunting season for me; lots of interviews coming up. Don’t want to be thinking about this.

And thanks everyone! I have decided not to engage for the meantime..

brioche
brioche
October 30, 2014 6:42 pm
Reply to  misskismet

I’m so sorry this is happening to you. Can you change your email adress? SInce he keeps changing his you can’t really block him I guess. I also really doubt these videos exist at all, he’s just trying to have an upper hand. To frighten you so he still has an effect on you, because he knows he doesn’t anymore. I agree with jicky, any non consensual filming is police times ahoy, keep copies of his emails and send them to the police, threats of blackmail etc. Maybe you can let your parents know that you are being harassed, that… Read more »

briochebrioche
briochebrioche
October 30, 2014 6:45 pm
Reply to  brioche

ooops sorry for swears Mystic, should have been dungbrain!

pi
pi
October 30, 2014 9:01 pm
Reply to  briochebrioche

Shitbrain sounds about right to me. What a creep. Whatever craps he slimes your way, gather it up and fling it right back in his disgusting manipulative face. I’d totally be down with buddyingbup with a hacker pal and making his life a misery if it came to that. Cops first though. Keep everything in a “shitbrain” folder. No quarter 🙂

pi
pi
October 30, 2014 9:05 pm
Reply to  pi

Also I’d hope that your parents would be more concerned thY their daughter is being harrassed and potentially blackmailed by an ex boyfriend rather than the existence of presumed illegally obtained video featuring you.
Good luck. Stay calm and take no crap!

misskismet
misskismet
October 31, 2014 3:14 am
Reply to  pi

Take no crap indeed! I don’t live in the US – not sure if contacting US police would matter at all… but I REALLY want to show him that he can’t say such shit to me and think he can get away with it.

gemini cat
gemini cat
November 1, 2014 6:50 am
Reply to  misskismet

Beyond signing with his name, is there any evidence this is actually the ex from 5 years ago? Is this kind of thing consistent with his behavior when you knew him? You might consider the possibility that this is someone else impersonating him – a “catfish” type of troll or something. Idk what to do 🙁 except to ignore him. Perhaps you could set up your email to send anything that comes in with his name in it directly to a specific folder so that you don’t have to read it and have it affect you emotionally. A trusted friend… Read more »

scorpio_rising
scorpio_rising
October 30, 2014 8:34 am

She doesn’t sound like the right one. good luck, get well…you made the right choice.

atrjohnson
atrjohnson
October 30, 2014 7:15 am

My boss has been on my ass this week. I have been telling myself that I am getting mentally stronger by going through this. I have been trying to handle it but I am not winning at this. Despite the daily horoscope telling me to chill out I had an emotional outburst.

Anonymous
Anonymous
October 30, 2014 5:51 am

If I make it out of the zz alive it’ll be a miracle. Not being dramatic, being real. So these could be the last months of my life and I better make them count. You know these could be the last months of your life, right, bec u never kno (well sometimes you do..)…..Happy Halloween. Veils off piabs

CP
CP
October 30, 2014 6:17 am
Reply to  Anonymous

Weird – I’ve been feeling the same way. I had an intuitive guide tell me in June that I should “celebrate for the next six months.” At the time, it just felt like a fun thing to say, but later I was like, “Wait…what happens after six months??” I’m a naturally anxious/paranoid person (yes, working on it), but this year it feels like I’ve been setting all these deadlines for myself…like “death” deadlines, though I’m not sure if it’s my own or someone else’s. Weird dreams, too. Baaaasically, I’m trying to stop that, though, because of course I realize it’s… Read more »

CP
CP
October 30, 2014 6:20 am
Reply to  CP

That being said, I am about to be flung headlong (Dec/Jan) into my first Saturn return, so maybe that’s what I’m feeling?

Amongstars
Amongstars
October 30, 2014 10:33 am
Reply to  CP

SO weird that you mentioned that because I’m about to be flung into my first Saturn return as well and have been struggling with the weirdest anxiety about death more so someone close to me. I’ve been trying to shake it because like you said it’s totally unhealthy and I don’t want to put that kind of energy into the universe. It was interesting for me to read your comment though. What house is your natal Saturn in? Mine is in the 8th house which has something to do with my anxiety im sure. haha

CP
CP
October 30, 2014 10:50 am
Reply to  Amongstars

Ohh!! Saturn in the 8th sounds challenging for sure! Mine is in the 9th, and actually I feel like, in preparation, I have been doing a sort of rapid-fire growth thing in terms of necessarily evolving my own spirituality, life philosophy, etc. Like – if something shitty is gonna go down, I want to be as psychologically and spiritually prepared as possible haha. It is a strange feeling and my brain, of course, keeps looking to prove itself right. Each time I pass a “death day” (D-Day for short?) I seem to just set another arbitrary deadline. It’s exhausting and… Read more »

Anonymous
Anonymous
October 30, 2014 6:29 pm
Reply to  CP

OMGosh, girl..me too ????

CP
CP
October 30, 2014 8:33 pm
Reply to  Anonymous

You too Saturn in the 8th or 9th? About to have a Saturn return?

Anonymous
Anonymous
October 30, 2014 6:34 am
Reply to  CP

Beyond weird I’ve been dreaming of an apocalypse for the last week, every night. They feel like a reflection of my waking life like I’m just processing what’s happening in my physical life which is actively being destroyed as i type this. Beyond weird and frightening. For the first time in my life I can’t find the rip cord and this might just be it this time.

CP
CP
October 30, 2014 6:39 am
Reply to  Anonymous

Maybe you and I should make a pact to live it up to the fullest, then. Anyone is welcome to join! Not in a crazy, screw-it-all way, just…what else can we logically do, other than worry and wallow? I’ve been reading Alan Watts’ “The Widsom of Insecurity” the past few days and it’s giving me a lot of peace, actually. Why stress over something we have no control over that may or may not happen in a vague future? Death is a certainty for us all. The Universe continues humming along, fairly immediately course-correcting and restoring whatever balance and harmony… Read more »

Anonymous
Anonymous
October 30, 2014 7:32 am
Reply to  CP

That’s very nice & spot on. Down the rabbit hole we go then.

scorpio_rising
scorpio_rising
October 30, 2014 8:30 am
Reply to  CP

It’s a bad way to live.Set deadlines and goals and go for it!

scorpio_rising
scorpio_rising
October 30, 2014 8:32 am
Reply to  scorpio_rising

It’s NOT a bad way! (sorry HUGE typo!!)

arienaquancer
arienaquancer
October 30, 2014 8:56 am
Reply to  CP

Yeah, may not be the best time to be living in a major American city…

Nina Nine
Nina Nine
October 30, 2014 11:55 am
Reply to  arienaquancer

… And I’m about to move from London to NYC! Just need to stay grounded and order Walnut flower essences by the cases now. And breathe – must remember to breathe!

CP
CP
October 30, 2014 8:33 pm
Reply to  Nina Nine

Not trying to scare anyone off from NYC – truth is, there is no truly “safe” place on Earth. We live in a constant state of vulnerability and any safety mechanism we employ is an illusion for our own peace of mind. Might as well be where you wanna be.

DP
DP
October 30, 2014 5:14 pm
Reply to  arienaquancer

Why?

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