New Love Zombie Alert

Tim Walker

God as if an Eclipse ON Uranus were not hectic enough, Venus in Libra is also square Pluto.  So the flies are in the sticky web already and love/sex/money/lifestyle complexities may be getting, you know, more complex. It’s like a little hint-rehearsal for December and then next March.

If the web metaphor seems too predatory for sweet and mindful  you, then see it as the players for the Zap Zone Finale taking their place, the scene is being set. But no matter how intense the vibe, you naturally want to shun any hint – even the merest nanogram – of Love Zombie crap.

Who cares if you have to go to Yoga three times a day, exhaustively document all dreams, take non-stop Alchemy Baths, swear off high altitude single origin, go on a digital diet, drop your phone into the bog and/or hang upside down like a bat to rearrange brain molecules – do not succumb. You savvy?

Miles Aldridge

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12th house virgo
12th house virgo

OMG, you guys. I have a rapport going with this Pisces guy that is just making me realize how draining fretting over the Taurus was becoming. You know what – there is no reason to try to make something work. I mean, if you’re in a committed relationship, sure, be kind and patient with your partner. But when dating? Either they’ve got passion for you, or they don’t. No mystery. Whew! What a crazy eclipse! And, so, I’m excited to be going on a date with this guy tomorrow! 🙂

Anonymous
Anonymous

Totally. Exactly. You got it. It doesn’t matter. Someone isn’t so much into the other someone. No matter. We are free. 🙂 there are others and there is our self respect to consider 🙂 x

12th house Virgo
12th house Virgo

Yes – self respect aka self esteem! Sometimes the only way to demonstrate to a partner how to have self esteem is to let them go.

artunin
artunin

sea-saw

Lux interior is My Co-Pilot
Lux interior is My Co-Pilot

This is SO spot on….

The Baroness
The Baroness

LZ vibes, huh? Since spending a lot of time in nature the last 2 weeks I feel more refreshed. It’s been a tough 12 months dealing with a loved ones traumas and issues and in turn realizing where I was attending school was not going to take me even further so I cut ties and am seeking new spaces. I usually love the Fall/Winter months (the fashion, all that leather? ROWR) but because we spent last summer dealing with my loved ones demons winter felt EXTRA long and now that Spring is here I am feeling relieved. Trees filled decrepit… Read more »

bravepoet
bravepoet

Oh so Zappy! I have been seeing two guys for the last two years, keeping everything happily separate and thinking lucky me. One has recently declared himself a partnership contender and though I’m not quite ready to say yes to commitment, am seriously considering jumping in and letting myself have a heart again. The other is tricky elusive aquarian moon (!) and I adore him. This weekend we have all been invited to same event. WORLDS COULD COLLIDE. I have told Cancer/ Aries rising contender about the Virgo/Aquarian vegan but only hinted to the virgo about other interest. What is… Read more »

blu
blu

“Worlds could collide..” Yep.

pi
pi

I think this is known as either all your Christmases coming at once, or, the chickens coming home to roost.

pi
pi

You could always not go to The function. But that might not appeal to your Leo moon 😉

withlovefromjupiter
withlovefromjupiter

i lol-ed thanks.. 😛

calypso
calypso

uh oh, oops.

anon
anon

What advice would you give a Love zombie groupie?
I have a friend who stalks rockstars…I’ve tired logic & reason, not working.

pi
pi

Leave them to it.

anon
anon

good advice…my only problem is that she stalking a business partner of mine, because he is on her “list” to bag. ugh…
I wish it was as easy as ignoring her…maybe it is.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Lol. It depends on where your loyalties lie… You cld always forewarn your biz partner, but if he is the anything goes type or whatever, well, we are not responsible etc 😉

anon
anon

Biz partner forewarned and wants nothing to do with her, he is freaked out, it’s now bordering on illegal stalking. I am trying to warn her to back off. Nothing gets through very obsessive addictive personality type.

Anonymous
Anonymous

You could always ask yourself. What do I get out of worrying about/trying to control my friends behaviour?

anon
anon

I get nothing out of it, except maybe an ulcer but her behavior is interfering with my business/life, the best is to keep them separated.
Stalking is however illegal behavior and I am concerned for her erratic actions.
I don’t want to be associated with crazy psycho stalker aka bunny boilers.

hdq
hdq

Hey man, don’t fuq w/ my romantic obsessions – they’re all I’ve got.

SagiTaurean
SagiTaurean

Fuck LZ tendencies. Im burning the house down. My blood moon sacrifice is my old journals aka recounts of THE cancer man who after four years of psychic dreams, sexual frustration and intermittent bouts of complete disappearance came to me and said he wants to make it work… Only to act like a 17 year old non committal asshole and tell me when I opened up this weekend about feeling confused by his lack of physical affection … that he doesnt want to “do anything” (what because holding my hand would be too BOLD?!) since he is “EVALUATING” my long… Read more »

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

I don’t find you irrational in the least. Matter of fact, your comment is one of the most rational things I’ve read all day! haha Get your matches, woman. Almost time…

Vslr
Vslr

I concur. Wow wow wow. Admire your courage.

When we let go of things that no longer serve us we make space for better things to come into our lives.
#shouldtakemyownadvice

Hugs xx

Anonymous
Anonymous

Indeed!! What a lucky bastard he is to know you SagiTaurean!!
You go girl. Do what you gotta do.

Veronica
Veronica

Evaluate my toned ass :D. love it!!

pi
pi

Shit yeah. Fuq that. Etc. not doing yourself any favours, sticking around with a man like that. So, how high can you go? Xx

Vslr
Vslr

Nope not feeling anything yet. Caught the flu so just tired and the usual. But no feelings emotionally. Just twiddling my fingers and waiting waiting for something from the leo dude….something substantial but nothing. Ok so yes, been e-stalking him a little but have too much other work to be doing that obsessively. Friend has returned back to the UK as her final year uni term starts – so glad i made her happy with mini presents and a “final year survival kit” that I handmade for her. Can’t wait to see her. Since jupiter went into Leo ive been… Read more »

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

Oh there’s your personal Venus square Pluto aha: how fear leads to urges to control. Enlisting your friend’s mom as a helper a good call. Nicely done. I totally agree that you can use these insights to increase your health & forge more peaceful relations, like a super power 😉 Keep going!

Vslr
Vslr

Thanks lovely!

Actually these days I’m attracting more than pursuing. Works well for me since im burnt out and working on my health. I can so far reject and accept. My mums friend was a newly made one who when mum introduced her to me turned out to be the mother of ny friend from uni.

Shes literally made me her pet project and wont rest until i get better. Just her positive energy and mindset is helping so much.

“How fear leads to urges to control” spot on. Will sit with it more 🙂

flowerchild
flowerchild

Feeling the eclipse energy, which is an understatement. I did go to yoga class last night for the first time in ages because I felt I was jumping out of my skin and it helped me get calm. I went to the beach last weekend, too, for the first time in awhile….that helped, too. I may go again this week, and I have plans to go again next week with a friend. I just need Nature and physical activity right now….and music….these are the only things that help me relax….not too much mental activity and talking…..those things feel like a… Read more »

pi
pi

Stop worrying about the future. It doesn’t exist.

artunin
artunin

But Christmas is coming.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Hahahaah 😛
Pi

Kataka on Fire
Kataka on Fire

Someone said the other day that our stories never go away until we are just so BORED of them!!!

Veronica
Veronica

I think that is so, so true…like, one day you just think, nope this is a drag. I’m done. And you just are!

Libra autonomy
Libra autonomy

I think men who have Venus square Pluto natal or progressed want to control women in their life. Think the myth of Persephone.

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

Yes, Persephone. She was on my mind too, watching Freeway.

Vslr
Vslr

And women? I have that natally….

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

Good question! How’s it translated for you?

Vslr
Vslr

Hehe oops. My question was actually: and what about women?

I have so much to learn from you all!

artunin
artunin

Yeah but you try find Uranus in Greek myth.

Libra in the zz
Libra in the zz

I think it means women who use their femininity to control others? Just a guess.

akapluto
akapluto

Thou shalt not consult the oracle 80 times a day to see if there’s any hope!

I feel like any time I feel secure I never consult the oracle about a dude. As soon as I start bugging is when the oracle abuse begins. Thankfully this astro has me in “I just don’t know or care anymore cuz it’s out of my control anyway” mode.

Charley
Charley

Haha yep, Oracle and Tarot App abuse are sure signs something is wrong.

LiberatingVenus
LiberatingVenus

Oh goodness, yes! A need to control is almost always rooted in insecurity. Obsessively consulting the Oracle Tarot, or any other divination method in an attempt to either a) get the answer(s) we want to hear or b) gain a sense of control over the situation is a pretty sure sign that we need to stop, drop, & detox for a while. They call this a “mis-use” of “psychic” energy – obsession is an unhealthy expression of Pluto. Mystic should totally do a Love Zombie Rehab post – it will help readers ID the symptoms of being infected with the… Read more »

Charley
Charley

Yes!! You are so right. It’s power sucking and unhealthy behaviour.

Control and obsession are symptoms of massive insecurity for me, I get really bad the more in love I am and the more I like someone. I’m ultra Plutonic and having heavy Pluto right now, finally decided that therapy is in order to learn how to deal with my feelings better. It doesn’t always effect my relationships directly (in that they know how I am) but it makes me sick and stressed and that effects everything.

LiberatingVenus
LiberatingVenus

Hugs, Charley – you’re definitely on the right track by rooting the source of it out in therapy. Therapy = good Pluto. You’re making a conscious choice to shut this shite down so it no longer pulls you into a downward spiral. Good on you for taking a stand and not allowing the tail to wag the dog! <3

pi
pi

I always recommend “textbook romance” by zoe foster as a good kickstarter. Aust lady. Fab.

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

Movie rec! Watching Freeway (1996) again the other day, thinking it was Venus square Pluto to the nth degree. Bob is beyond LZ obviously, dark & spooky; Venessa on her own transformative trip. Heebies guaranteed! Don’t watch if you’re squeamish
http://youtu.be/21XdCWSJTfc

artunin
artunin

How do you post a utube ? Sensational feminist violence, I must say. Very Clockwork Orange.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Little Red Riding Hood. Contemporary.

Charley
Charley

Yeah, total vigilance with that Venus-Pluto energy happening out there. I’m in the middle of a two year Pluto square Venus (in Libra) transit and let me tell you it is hardcore. Seriously. I’m trying to be as good as I can but I’ve fallen into transit trap after transit trap, lessons-a-go-go. I think ultimately I am way less Love Zombie than I was when it started though, this combo has a way of blowing things apart, I can see the bigger picture and feels like it’s actually going to be beneficial once it’s done but until then. Good luck… Read more »

leogroover
leogroover

You had me at 2. Cant believe I used to do just that. Wasted countless hours pouring over his astro abusing the poor oracle. I pat tmyself on the back .

Prince Stolas
Prince Stolas

Time to be a recluse! got it!

Leo on the Rise
Leo on the Rise

LOVE ZOMBIE COMMANDMENTS 1) Thou shalt not Google stalk thy ex 2) Though shalt not trawl thru their Facebook/Twitter pages looking for clues 3)Thou shalt not dial their number then hang up 4) Thou shalt not call their mobile phones let it ring twice then hang up in the secret hope that they’ll call back and you can do the “Must have randomly called your number cos the lock was off in my bag” 5) Thou shalt not stake out their house getting their routine journey to work off pat then orchestrate a “bumping into on the train/bus/airport” 6) Thou… Read more »

Anonymous
Anonymous

Brilliant. I’ve done nearly the whole list at some stage. LOL

HM
HM

Well done.

Anonymous
Anonymous

11) Thou shall not check his/hers Sun and rising sign horoscopes every day to try and sense what’s going on in their world

davidl
davidl

And if you do read them and they are really harsh you will not think: 1. ” yeah, Fuq you, how do you feel with Saturn up your ass buddy…couldn’t happen to a nicer bloke. 2. Awwww poor poopsey is going to be so sad and stressed. Maybe he really does need me to cook him a meal ? 3. I’ll wait till he has his Neptune Venus conjunction in the fifth house and I’ll drop in with a bottle of his favorite red. 4. Maybe I should read his new girlfriends stars too ? If I break in to… Read more »

Sphinx
Sphinx

😀 No. 1 had me laughing – yes out loud! Brilliant d.

Anonymous
Anonymous

You had me at 2. Cant believe I used to do just that. Wasted countless hours pouring over his astro abusing the poor oracle. I pat tmyself on the back .

Charley
Charley

Haha yep.

Vslr
Vslr

Yes my virgo sun in 12th house prefers to stalk discreetly. Its manifesting itself by reading/listening to leo dudes horoscopes much more than my own. Oh dear…

LiberatingVenus
LiberatingVenus

Holy crap, these are FUNNY!! I am dying, LOL! Especially Anon’s & davidl’s comments about checking an ex’s horoscope – I know someone who is positively HORRIBLE in this regard, as in has -ZERO-boundaries! I could totally see her doing something like this, except she wouldn’t physically break into an ex’s house to get birth info on his new GF — she would just data mine his new GF’s FB page instead. I’m telling you guys, for those with unbalanced minds, emotional disturbances, or for those with major boundary issues, the Information Age is really problematic. There’s some pretty twisted… Read more »

Vslr
Vslr

Completely agree. Well said. Reading horoscopes is just interesting but more than that no way. I wouldn’t want that kind of stalking done on me, a recent ex liked my blog page and started visiting the website and then when i ignored him he fb msgd me and pointed out what an amazing project it was. To say i was livid is an understatement. Leave me the fuq alone!

Virgo Ellie
Virgo Ellie

Awesome Leo!! Awesome!

DP
DP

O.M.G. This is perfect, perfect. I need to print this out and hang it in a prominent place.

pi
pi

Here is something I read a while ago:

Imagine they see your number coming up on their phone as you call, and they sigh and roll their eyes, press *ignore* then say something to their friend that makes them both snicker scornfully.

*****
*****

Wish there was someone to LZ out over! Have been in a protracted dry spell for the last few years and still no sign of ” rain”! 😀

davidl
davidl

I’m afraid the description of the situation with you is showing definite signs of lz virus turning in it’s more aggressive form. Qi Vamping. Soon, waiting at home e stalking will not be enough to satisfy your needs… Hold on , I’m just checking your records ! You haven’t been taking your medication have you !
Remember what happened the last time ?

davidl
davidl

Oh as you read my post you must imagine I’m wearing a lab coat and holding a clipboard with a concerned look, thick glasses. A pipe. With a face similar to my gravatar. What ? Sorry ? no ? I’ve never been in Coles at neutral bay ?… Although you do remind me of someone … From my past. But that’s far too painful to discuss with someone I hardly know ?….Though for some strange reason I feel I know you ? Of all the goddamed LZ pathology clinics , you had to walk into mine. You strike a match… Read more »

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

So…many….feelings….gah! I feel like I should call in sick with the feels.

Weirdest.Eclipse.Ever

Virgo Ellie
Virgo Ellie

Thanks to Leon on the Rise who added “LZ Commandments” to a response..

I am curious to know if LZ Commandments have been established.

(1) Thou Shall NOT call, text, email, eStalk.
(2)

libran dreamchild
libran dreamchild

Apt. So apt.

Dammit.

Virgo Ellie
Virgo Ellie

Thank you for this!! I am laying so very low and out of sight that I am organized now! HA!! Who’da thought.. if I just stepped away and stayed focused with making a lot of money, even though I have to leave my home for a while, that it would make me feel better about myself. Not looking forward to any drama that might show up because I have completed severed myself from the Pisces dude. Will be in town near him and I am struggling with letting him know I am coming.. Yup.. how pathetic. I have to keep… Read more »

Leon on the Rise
Leon on the Rise

Now miss virgo eEllie – KEEP THE FUQ AWAY FROM HIM IN EVERY WAY SHAPE OR FORM YOU WILL HATE YOURSELF FOREVER MORE IF YOU DISOBEY THE LZ COMMANDMENTS…..
Plus the guy’s a Picean….what is it they call them again?? the dustbins of the Zodiac I think you’ll find…….
You really want that again????

xxxxxxxxxx

Virgo Ellie
Virgo Ellie

I know.. I can feel some of Mystic’s members, who have seen my posts before, rolling their eyes back!

LZ Commandments.. LOL!!

artunin
artunin

Bah brilliant

Leo on the Rise
Leo on the Rise

Well started with mild symptoms last week – yesterday woke up with raging desire to text, email & call the ex who i havent seen for 5 years so full on LV make no mistake…..

Does Ebay sell straight jackets??

Anonymous
Anonymous
Virgo Ellie
Virgo Ellie

LOL!! That was good! Hang in there! xo!!

Leo on the Rise
Leo on the Rise

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…..

You guys – just the best…xxxxx 🙂

Deana
Deana

Funny. I’ve pondered why there hasn’t been a phone app created that acts as a breathalyzer so as to eliminate inebriated texting and dialing.

Charley
Charley

Hahahaha!!

Anonymous
Anonymous

wow, a blast from the past.

pi
pi

Not even in the same quadrant of the galaxy: object de zombie were ejected months ago (the last crushy crush I managed SO well.. haute as
… all my astro indicators, the Tarot, and common sense (yes even a mercurial Pisces can scrounge that from a nearby junkyard sometimes) say sleep, hermit, health, work. I don’t even know how to talk to men these days: just as well 🙂

pi
pi

Even baseline /background levels of e-stalking have substantially diminished. I start , then realise I truly could not be fuqed. lol

Virgo Ellie
Virgo Ellie

Like it!! Good for you! I have been hanging out with men I am not interested in and using them as examples. Not in a bad way but trying to get myself to feel comfortable with them knowing they will never be someone I want to have in my life f/t. Just talking right now and “maybe”, dot, dot, dot…. going somewhere with them for fun.

Double thumbs up to you Pi! Doesn’t it feel good?

Anonymous
Anonymous

It’s more like, I have been free of a dragline that eats my emotional energy and grasp of Reality. not just mine but also the other person’s. I have been doing a mega “de-programming” of my crave-tastic feelings and associated efforts at connecting that are doomed to fail: conservation of energy does not just apply to the laws of physics! Lol. So yes. Has taken some getting used to but I feel much better when I actively , simply, Do Not Care, in the highest sense, if he (whichever he that may be) gets in contact or not, or thinks… Read more »

Virgo Ellie
Virgo Ellie

Good for you!! Feeling that a little right now “not giving a fuq if I hear from him”..

But let’s get back to ” good for you”..

Anonymous
Anonymous

Baseline e-stalking…. says it all really! 😉 We are categorically crazy peeps!

Hathor's Horns
Hathor's Horns

Good gods its a doozy. I just found myself e-stalking old boyfriends. Geez!! Must get me to a Love Zombie nunnery!

Deb
Deb

Such a timely reminder Mystic! I have been fighting the LZ urges. Particularly in the last day or so – they seem quite intense (Kataka with Gemini rising – ha ha!) and I can weave a logic around acting on them – but no!! I will not succumb to it after all this time. Thank you!!!

Quadrupled
Quadrupled

The LZ material disappeared — again and as expected, Mercury retro. This is after I had refused to reply his emails, Skype messages for 8 months, then gave up, and finally answered one. A flurry of exchanges and pooff, gone again. Mind you, I haven’t seen him for two years, I don’t even remember his face. I talked to a friend who knows nothing about astrology. She said “He can not let go of a memory of you — something you said, or did. I don’t know what is, I don’t think you know or he knows either, but he… Read more »

DP
DP

The web metaphor is perfect, at least for me. The funny thing is, with Sun and Venus heaps else in Aries, my approach to seduction/relationships has been very gung-ho assertive, if not aggressive- very yang. But with this new one, since the very first flush of feelings for him, there’s been a distinctly yin response in me. Vulnerable… something I rarely (allow myself to?) feel. And in the two months or so of this strange dance, I have absolutely been building a web. Again, unlike me, and yet it feels perfectly right. Also very little Love Zombie tendencies, although the… Read more »

davidl
davidl

Yes it’s conj my MC in Aries, All 10th house / 4th house stuff, going on. I think eclipses are actually more mechanical than mystical.
Amazing and totally awesome but more a physical timepiece than an alchemical catalyst.
It takes the perfect ratio of physical elements to produce these events, ..earth sun moon. Only fractional differences in any element of size and distance and it’s not going to work. It’s awesome. Universal engineering at it’s finest. I think the only effect an eclipse can have on us is a good one. We need awesome. And there it is.

DP
DP

That’s some true Arien optimism right there. I’ll go with it.

So Uranus is on your MC?! What does that feel like- lightning bolts in your career?

leogroover
leogroover

Got it MM loud and clear.

PlutonicUranian
PlutonicUranian

Savvy here, m2. Must. Get. Grip.