We are all Zap Zone preppers now. Or we should be. I don’t mind “prepper” like we’re holed up in our secret compound, counting the canned chickpeas and awaiting the Zombie Apocalypse. Not at all. But it would be slightly astrologically lunatic to not note that the Zap Zone (Uranus square Pluto) is more or less exact from November right through until April. It’s like a grand finale of this most cathartic of aspects between the Change Gods.
So what to do? Here are some suggestions/thoughts.
* Remember the basic Zap Zone mantra – stay stuck and you are r fuqed. Everyday is ideally (or could be) evolutionary.
* Read or re-read the untold Zap Zone posts on this site – the search engine and tags menu work people! I had someone email to ask me to please cut, paste and collate them all into a pdf, print them out and post them to her the other day. Seriously, what did her last Zap Zone slave die of?
* Eradicate zombie relationships from your life. From now on, there is no room for anything but the most viable, real and nourishing relationships. This means zero tolerance for your own Love Zombie tendencies but also zombie business relationships (for when you can’t be bothered with the confrontation it would take to fix them or fuq them off) and “clutter” people who sort of stay in your life because they make you feel more popular or desired.
* Think pragmatically and with extreme clarity re work, jobs, business models, study etc. An old order is crumbling and the pace of change accelerates very soon. Investment and career strategies that may have made a lot of sense a few years ago could be disasters now. Inform yourself. No cant. Total lucidity. Better to have a slightly edge, hip-hop, brash and defensive posture than to ooze about being naive or easily soothed by marketing platitudes. Your most original, raw-feeling and authentic vibe is likely the most financially sustainable.
* Think how you have evolved since May 2012 – when the Zap Zone first got a zapping. Seriously, not just the obvious surface changes but inwardly. The creature of your mind-soul-psyche birthed in this time is the entity to nourish. The exact dates are in many of my Zap Zone posts (again, the search engine on the site works) but also here. That’s for if you want to plot out the history of your Z.Z. evolution. But basically May 2012 until April 2015 is the Everything.
So hopefully this should help a bit – obviously the Horoscopes take the Zap Zone into account every day, week and month – that consciousness is always permeating them, even if it does not spell out “Uranus is still square Pluto” all the time. So no zombie apocalypse and no need to hide in the hills without wi-fi or single origin BUT definitely get real about the likely intensity of Nov to April. Tacked together flimsy solutions for failing relationships and economies won’t hold. Delusional or insanely leveraged up business plans or expectations will look different in the indigo floodlight of the Zap Zone.
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