The High Class Astro Weirding Awards

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Steven Meisel

Welcome to the High Class Astro-Weirding Awards.  First, we would like to thank our sponsors…in NO particular order and yes, you are all planets.

For the painstakingly poignant pattern recognition around ALL relationships past-present-future – Chiron in opposition to Venus. It’s the guilt that really gives it the edge.

For the zinged up alpha-brainiac ego-nutter I Can Make This Grandiose Dream Happen, Just-Watch-Me Or Go Fuq Yourself rebellion-innovation – Jupiter in Leo trine Uranus in Aries.

For the psychological churn of the deepest, oldest compulsions and underworldly complexes, anxieties, archetypes etc – Pluto stationing Direct.

For the desire to just go ‘fuq it’ and run/fly/pogo-stick away to someplace sunny, cheap and non-complex to write drunken haiku/experiment with dreamweed – Mars in Saggo square Neptune in Pisces.

For the something-is-about-to-go-down eerie vibe – the impending Eclipse Season a.k.a. October.

Yes it’s intense. No you are not just imagining it – maybe doing too much caffeine.

So some solutions. I am putting up the Monthly Horoscopes for October early – as in this weekend, so the Eclipses will be covered.  Eclipse Boss – my Mp3 rant re October and how it pings off April 2014 as well as foretells next March, is here.

And the Weekly Horoscopes from September 20 are already posted.

 

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The Baroness
The Baroness

For the past two years I have been working hard at a creative school. Today in class I thought to myself ‘My goals and the way this school is set up do not compliment each other.’ When I got home, I sent a letter of withdrawal to the Principal. I’m used to starting ‘over’ but being 35 I am feeling kinda unaccomplished. But I can’t justify going without to pay school to get little to no recognition back. The idea of going back to Uni makes me skin hurt but I always graduated in the top percent of the class.… Read more »

R(aqua/tauri)
R(aqua/tauri)

Uranus and Chiron for me. Both very intense…definitely healing and shedding skin and growing up.

Got my popcorn cooking in the microwave in anticipation of these eclipses.

Sunny
Sunny

“For the zinged up alpha-brainiac ego-nutter I Can Make This Grandiose Dream Happen, Just-Watch-Me Or Go Fuq Yourself rebellion-innovation – Jupiter in Leo trine Uranus in Aries.” I love the way you explain things. I have Leo rising, Aries sun in 9th, trine Neptune in Sag (also Venus in Aquarius) and I can so relate to that comment. loooool “For the desire to just go ‘fuq it’ and run/fly/pogo-stick away to someplace sunny, cheap and non-complex to write drunken haiku/experiment with dreamweed – Mars in Saggo square Neptune in Pisces.” This would probably explain my researching medical Cannabis lately. lol

Maleficent
Maleficent

Had a colonic today…
feel bleh but in a good way
Will def be having more of those

Prince Stolas
Prince Stolas

This can’t come at a better time Mystic. Thank you. Things have just turned tumultuous whenI thought everything was ok and drama free. I don’t want to be capsized but everything seems like it is going to be torn apart.

bluesky
bluesky

This one:

“For the desire to just go ‘fuq it’ and run/fly/pogo-stick away to someplace sunny, cheap and non-complex to write drunken haiku/experiment with dreamweed – Mars in Saggo square Neptune in Pisces.”

david5379
david5379

Guuuuuh, I saw that one girl from two years ago that I really really liked and should have asked out but never did that I really really really liked passing by yesterday, I couldn’t tell if it was her then she waved at me, I half smiled but didn’t wave back and wasn’t sure she was waving at me, and then realized immediately afterwards she was waving at me and it was her, D’oh! So, I will probably see her passing the same way tomorrow, hopefully, and its pretty much the scariest thing ever and hopefully she is still in… Read more »

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

I remember you mentioning her! Don’t be scared! She’s not scary. You just have feels.

david5379
david5379

yup, its her, I thought I might never see her again and there she was and hopefully I see her again, it was during those busy five min between classes where tons of people are out and walking really fast to their next class. Also funny because I had been skipping those two classes all last week for various complicated pynchonian reasons and now the first time I go to both, on the way between the two I see her. And she is scary, ha, she turns me in to a nervous quaking mess, I can keep my cool with… Read more »

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

As a female whose been called that more than once by more than one guy – my advice? Don’t call her that. Say she makes you nervous. That’s fine. But she’s probably excited to see you. And maybe scared too.

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Let the “scary” be innocent because it is.

david5379
david5379

duly noted. I dunno if she’ll be excited, when we had class I probably frustrated her for never hitting on her and I remember passing by her once and not doing anything except for being visibly terrified and stopping in my tracks from just being stupefied. And now she actually waves at me now, and I fucked that up too, oof. Hopefully your right though.

sweetpea
sweetpea

Like what someone said the other day here, what they don’t know won’t hurt them (or to that affect….how I live my life/philosophy sometimes lol)

Yes, just wave, be friendly….be yourself! (but don’t faint lol)

Was thinking of you the other day and wondered where you were. x

sweetpea
sweetpea

“effect?” Some times get them mixed up…gotta think about it 🙂

sweetpea
sweetpea

Believe you have Pisces Moon?

Last Full Moon we had, in Pisces, told Pisces doc (/Virgo Moon, Mars, Ur, Pl) and he said (regards the Moon) “what should I do?”

I said “just be yourself” and then laughed…

david5379
david5379

haha, thanks sweetpea, ya, I have been hovering around here and not commenting as much lately. And as far as what you asked below I have a gem moon and sun in pisces, they make an exact square even, and neptune is going over my dc right now too, AND I just had my progressed sun an moon conjunct this summer and its still in aspect right now I think.

sweetpea
sweetpea

Oh yeah, got it. My granddaughter has Aries Sun 1 degree square Cap Moon 2….

Told my Gem daughter to get an astro report done so as we can understand better.

MutableMabel
MutableMabel

Nothing is intense for me right now. I’ve spent the past week or so sleeping as much as possible and I am Zenned out beyond belief. I feel like all I need in life are my dog and my hiking boots. But hey, that sounds like an alternate version of Sag Mars square Pisces Neptune… my sun and my rising.

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Sounds like a good life to me – proper priorities and all that 🙂

pi
pi

Lol! Mystic I re-read She Let Go and checked the date of the post = the exact date I was (happily)”Let go” from old job and thus old career… Jupiter and Uranus were partying on my pisces Sun, oh god the unparalleled bliss of those two planets on the same team!! but Saturn in 3rd house had me life-mapping like crazy on the whiteboard…
After that when temporarily in similar work, I was like Peter Gibbons from the film Office Space. Nothing could touch me.

Sphinx
Sphinx

Jupiter in Leo Trine Uranus sounds like getting hoist by ones own petard. Frustrated? Want more? Take that! And that. And that, and that. Ah whatevs, bring the Leo! And in fact I am being brought The Leo. In the form of a kitteh. We don’t have Kit yet, but selections are done. I chose him according to synastry with my Cappy son’s chart out of a couple of litters but was told it was unlikely he’d be ours as his rare colour meant the breeder was going to keep Kit – but he turned out too quiet (premmie). Breeder… Read more »

sweetpea
sweetpea

My youngest, Kataka and her Gem hubby, just got a new dog…”Baroness”….Can’t recall the mix but she is black with gold markings…

Kittys are so sweet. Sure your son just lovin’ it up.

gemini cat
gemini cat

I have a lot of experience with kittens, and have seen kids go about playing with them in different ways. Maybe first let him watch the kitty play on its own or with another person to get an idea of how kitty acts, then keep it to supervised interaction at first — teach gentle petting while the kitty is really tired and make sure to play using toys instead of hands. When picking up kitty always hold with two hands, one hand supporting kitty’s feet so it doesn’t feel like it will fall. I guess, show by example and watch… Read more »

Sphinx
Sphinx

Thank you that is great advice. While officially Cappy 4 yr old is the ‘owner/owned’ I will have to be exceedingly careful of how I handle the interaction at the beginning as Cap is stronger than his autistic sensory processing can comprehend. He is gentle as custard pie in his heart just powerful & quick as lightning. I will take yr comments seriously as I want to create a deep bond & trust betwixt the two.

gemini cat
gemini cat

I’m sure there is plenty of info to find online about kittens and children, and you know your boy best 🙂 If you have any questions, I can think of a lot of other things, but I don’t want to go on about what you probably know already 🙂

Miss Miaow
Miss Miaow

haha! Just-Watch-Me Or Go Fuq Yourself rebellion-innovation…..haha….
You are funny

Chrysalis
Chrysalis

I’m enjoying a rare moment of the planets aligning. I have a home of my own, my contract has just been made permanent out of the blue, a surprising new second income stream has materialised, my dealings with my ex are now completely finished and I’m managing my finances better than I ever have. Next is dealing with my health issues once and for all, now there is mental space to do so. Am going back to basics and fixing the structural issues. (Saturn’s been going back and forth over my IC and Neptune in 4th). Pluto on my 5th… Read more »

Virgo Ellie
Virgo Ellie

Congrats to you Chrysalis!! Great post and good luck with continued happiness and your health!

xo!

Chrysalis
Chrysalis

Thank you VE, and happy solar return to you when it comes around xx

pi
pi

Big huge giant hugs xxxxxx pi

Chrysalis
Chrysalis

Thanks hon’ xxx

DP
DP

That is awesome to hear!

Chrysalis
Chrysalis

Thank you you DP much appreciated 🙂

Tarot Query
Tarot Query

Great to hear that you’re happy and all is going well Chrysalis 🙂

I’m pretty sure it was you who mentioned recently that you had an amazing tarot reader? Would it be impertinent of me to ask if you’re in Sydney and if so, could I get her deets from you?

Chrysalis
Chrysalis

Yes TQ ’twas I.. sadly she is in the West, but her business card says she will do Skype readings. She is the real deal (pardon pun). Google Tarot Perth and you will find her x

TQ
TQ

Thank you so much for sharing Chrysalis, you’re a gem xx

Chrysalis
Chrysalis

You’re welcome, good luck xx

Virgo Ellie
Virgo Ellie

Yup… I actually felt the shift Sunday and Monday. Like I need to remain low to the ground and meditate. So, I am with Option #2: For the zinged up alpha-brainiac ego-nutter I Can Make This Grandiose Dream Happen, Just-Watch-Me Or Go Fuq Yourself rebellion-innovation – Jupiter in Leo trine Uranus in Aries. I want to deactivate my Facebook page. My birthday is coming up and I am back at “I don’t want to be the center of attention”… It’s very hard being alone and not really have close friends that you can go out and celebrate your birthday with.… Read more »

sweetpea
sweetpea

Well on your birthday you should well be the center of attention. I don’t have close friends I go out with either. Am a loner. I love my solitude but still feel a “reaching out” in my heart. Told God, okay, I’m gonna write the damn book but that’s all I can do this life time, K? Then leave me the hell alone. But then thinking it would be nice to begin to move around a bit. I want to be an old lady gettin’ about a bit. Funny but not so funny about the guy in the shuttle eh?… Read more »

scorpio_rising
scorpio_rising

Happy Birthday!
You deserve to be center of attention at least for one day!

Allyxan
Allyxan

You’re a winner Miss M xx

Ms..
Ms..

lol. totally.

having saturn exact uranus natal to exacerbate sagittarian restriction angst. Neptune weirding climaxing into territory dan brown would be jealous of. venus saturn chiron doing powerpoint presentation of demons inc while last leg of operation pack down begins.

moved on
moved on

Well, I feel more grounded in this last two days than I have since mid August! So whatever shifted over the weekend – I’m greatly relieved

Year of the Phoenix
Year of the Phoenix

Ooooh yes, making grandiose dreams happen as we speak – well I type….own biz plans are now rolling big time and both me and twin are giddy with innovation/rebellion The whole Chiron thing is happening on my NN and have a packed Virgo that Venus is all over like a rash – doing best to notice how much my mind drifts off to think of the not nice bits of past love lives and the new more distant feeling I get – think I might be healing Eerie vibe or just good Virgoan risk management? I know the beginning of… Read more »

pi
pi

Think of Aries-es as a footy coach. Commitment to same goals (winning or whatever), no grizzling, frank and open comms but if you have “helpful” suggestions (not being sarcastic, virgos always have helpful suggestions) them make sure to phrase this in a way that boss can maintain face and good Aries cheer. Rare for them to be psycho manipulative types. I love Aries bosses.

sweetpea
sweetpea

“I love Aries bosses”

Yeah, do your job and shut the fuq up

🙂

Actually never been a boss…Heck, can barely manage myself 😯

Year of the Phoenix
Year of the Phoenix

It’s the act first think later that is truly maddening – decisive sure just not good decisions

I have a stellium in Libra and do my best to keep a straight face and maintain diplomatic attitude but seriously the lack of judgement is on a new scale

calypso
calypso

wow, i can;t decide, but it’s between Neptune, Pluto and Uranus 😯

Chrysalis
Chrysalis

Holy fuq, Calypso! I’d go with Neptune 🙂 Hope you’re travelling well xx

calypso
calypso

ha, thanks gorgeous. Glad to hear you are in a sweet spot! xx

gemini cat
gemini cat

Ha – I know from my experience of 2009-2011 that too much caffeine turns ZZ intensity into being just bats! I cleared up so much after tapering off coffee, and now I can’t tolerate more than a few bites of chocolate. Does anyone think midpoints matter very much? I have NN, Pluto, and MC in Libra and they are each about 11 degrees apart, with Pluto close to the midpoint at 14. I think that may be a key toward figuring out what direction to go in and issues I need to work on (Pluto squares Venus in the 7th).… Read more »

pi
pi

Kim falconer seems to look at midpoints a lot. I have some mega chart things at various midpoints too. I don’t really know how it all works tho.

gemini cat
gemini cat

I don’t either. I guess if the meaning didn’t jump out at you, you could make a symbolic story about one planet/god meeting another in that house/sign and how their interaction energizes the planet at midpoint… \?/

sweetpea
sweetpea

Well, you are in the Zap Zone.

Noel Tyl works with midpoints a lot.

If you go to his site and hit “Analytical Techniques” believe it has some mid point info but he leans hard on midpoints and transits to mid points and Solar Arcs to midpoints. I check them out from time to time.

Just google his name and midpoints… that might give you a snap pix.

gemini cat
gemini cat

The Noel Tyl site has a lot of articles! I skimmed over the mid point ones. To me, unless mega chart things do really stand out, midpoints seem like going a little too far. Like scratching in the dirt for food. Pluto is major anyway, and like you said, right in the zap zone.

DP
DP

I’ve read about midpoints mainly in the context of synastry.

gemini cat
gemini cat

I think there are articles about synastry and midpoints on cafeastrology.com

Ainslie
Ainslie

What do you clever lovelies think of being offered as ‘a lesson’ to others from universe ?

calypso
calypso

I think it totally happens, and sometimes it can be a bit wtf until you figure out that’s what was happening. And then it can feel a bit WTF! but hey, it happens the other war round too, so you know. Part of what we have signed up for. Maybe even what it’s all about!

Anonymous
Anonymous

Existentially speaking, l havnt got clue. But always good working out backwards. Then take that ‘lesson’ & see if you can use it to identify whats coming up.

I reckon you could call Uranus Neptune Pluto the 3 Stooges. Sometimes l feel like they poke you in the eye, waggle their tongue, tickle you in the belly, clip you over the head and knock your head with their knee as you double over. They then get you a glass of water whilst Chiron roars around da corner with treatment rivalling the pain your already suffering from. That and the fishing.

Ainslie
Ainslie

Yes all very interesting… Anyhoo I offer the lessons with love

Anonymous
Anonymous

…and smugness

pi
pi

Thanks mystic.

Still looking for the perfect A4 day to a page diary /schedule without no naff fluff crap and not excessively branded and not priced higher than many beautifully published books (that takes moleskine off the list) so I can scrawl a decent amount of stuff most days.
If anyone has any ideas love to know about it xx

pi
pi

And not made from tropical hardwood forests etc

R
R

I have fluffed around for the 9 months, not accomplishing much at all. I blame my Deben diary for this.
Roll along 2015, when I can go back to the trusty old Collins A2 with monthly dividers and a pull out year planner. It’s not pretty, but it works.

R
R

It also comes in A4

Anonymous
Anonymous

Collins is good. You’re right: trusty staple that doesn’t get in the way trying to be too thing. Pull out year planner: never knew!! Shall investigate. Thank you.

pi
pi

Thus I can map the astro phases as mystic describes. Win!

pi
pi

Ps love that you blame your diary 🙂 I hear Neptune in there somewhere. Or a heavy lunar transit? Just guessing i guess 🙂

R
R

haha, Yes! Now I can blame Neptune too. No, alas, it’s just me. But the Deben does suck.

Chrysalis
Chrysalis

Hey lovely has your Mars zipped into Virgo because this is a very M in V issue!!
I bought a huge red leather Filofax a couple of years ago and I love it. I stalk my local stationery franchise waiting for the new year planners to be in stock. It is inconveniently Filofax size, bulky, bright and brilliant. Not sure it would be what you are after but it is fabulous. You can take the girl out of the 80s… 🙂 xx

pi
pi

Hey lady! and R above with Deben issues 🙂 Mars has moved into my 6th house yes. Nowhere near Virgo though lol not even in theory. I go with house placements. Not signs, it works for me.. 🙂 I do have a cute little filofax procured at the turn of the millennium… Found over several years that day to a page is an absolute must for anything other than basic task mgt. Mercury scrawling, see… To run out of space is unthinkable! Think the Capricorn moon plays a part in selection: smooth, anonymous, no flowers, no puppies, no bull, no… Read more »

pi
pi

Smooth as in streamlined. Not smooth as in Clooney. 😉

FelineFoe
FelineFoe

Yes this is really happening!

Anonymous
Anonymous

Yes I’m channelling the Watch-Me-Go-And-Go-Fuq-Yourself-While-You’re-At-It transit. Have a date on the weekend with a …

*drumroll* ….. Aries 😯

prowlncrab
prowlncrab

Ummm .. that was me.

DP
DP

Good for you for getting back out there so quickly!

prowlncrab
prowlncrab

He said: You’re cute. I like your style. Let’s go out for coffee.

It took all of about 15 seconds … ahhh Aries. Never need to guess where they are at about anything.

S
S

Good for you getting back in the game.

prowlncrab
prowlncrab

Thanks! I was meaning to ask .. how goes it with Mr Cap? 😀

S
S

Mr Cap is worried his becoming needy and might end things. I’am making him dinner tonight and I hope we can work it out. We both care about each other and are afraid of getting hurt.
What happened with the Leo?

prowlncrab
prowlncrab

I don’t understand this phobia about being needy. People need people people! Hope you work it out.

The Leo? Honestly no fucking clue really. One minute he was falling in love with me and handing me his house keys – the next … freak out city. He was all over the shop towards the end and almost constantly stoned. *shrug* … nothing I can do about it.

S
S

We broke up. I’ve got a date on the weekend with a Sag. No exwife or kids. His working and not stoned all the time. There is no pressure for me not to have male friends. It was not a long term thing with the Cap, too broken and that’s his words. He was very immature emotionally.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Why, why, why, WHY is it that 99% of guys go through this shizz? why is it that they actively pursue, then volunteer that they love you, then panic about something (afraid of being needy, or trapped or of commitment? WHY? Even those men who end up being happily coupled in the end, have to go through this shizz too? WHY!!???

Tales from the Crypt
Tales from the Crypt

No; not always true. I know what l want in a woman.

Crab x2 observational cardinality with Aries SN + Virgo Venus/Eros/Mars ideals.

Anonymous
Anonymous

yeah. you’re the 1%

Tales from the Crypt
Tales from the Crypt

yeah, it’s lonely at the top

Tales from the Crypt
Tales from the Crypt

Tongue in cheek. ID yaself; ifya game.

S
S

Your looking for me Katman.
That’s my placements except Venus and Mars are in Toro.

Tales from the Crypt
Tales from the Crypt

Thats a good Xover in da Venus/Mars thingo. Maybe I am….

prowlncrab
prowlncrab

Dunno. Must be a penis thing.;)

Tales from the Crypt
Tales from the Crypt

Comes in handy.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Yes – maybe coz they think so much with it (the penis)- the head loses the ability to process things. And when it finally does get to think (a few weeks after the initial lurve virus) it gets confused, blows a fuse and goes into some weird male default reset. Only this reset hasn’t evolved since before the shift from ape to humanoid stage…..just a theory.

Tales from the Crypt
Tales from the Crypt

Exactly why relationships should be given a chance without doin it straightaway. Sounds a bit old school. It a bit like putting cart before horse. Maybe us blokes confuse ourselves by dippin it a bit prematurely. Poignancy is whats needed

Anonymous
Anonymous

I think that every relationship has different dynamics and you go to surf it right. There are no hard rules.

Anonymous
Anonymous

I dont mean it as a rule. Mor like, ‘dont rush’

Anonymous
Anonymous

Who’s rushing?

Tales from the Crypt
Tales from the Crypt

Not a specific statement. A general statement. I was referring to the sweeping statement indicating 99% of men going thru this schizz. Sheesh; lighten up.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Well now I’m just confused.

T
T

Hi Anonymous.

I think it’s got lost somehow. Over n out.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Oh thank god. How refreshing. Pi x
Sorry to read about the other stuff.

DP
DP

Ah yes. That is one of the beautiful things about Aries.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Nice! Classic Aries 🙂

riverwalker
riverwalker

For me the winner is Pluto. Braved a conversation with recent ex. Realised it wasn’t a clash of values, but me not having raised all my concerns along the way. I suddenly see how bad my communication has been all my life, and that this man is the perfect person for me to be real, open and frank with. I’m humbled that he accepts me as I am, is supportive of my change, and is willing to look at and modify his own behaviours. The Jupiter in Leo trine Uranus in Aries influence is having me progressing a creative business… Read more »

prowlncrab
prowlncrab

how lovely! … it’s good when a guy can man-up. So many seem incapable or unwilling …

DP
DP

Beautiful. Love it. Thank you, MM.

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

A midnight bike ride to pick the neighbor’s flowers– lol! DP the pic above reminds me of your so bad it was good Neptunian escapades the other night. Shake off that Venus-Chiron guilt & ride on, babe.

DP
DP

OK, I actually did Laugh out Loud. At least I managed not to fall, break anything, or text anyone. There were, however, flower petals strewn everywhere…

Thanks, ScorpInc. I think with this Mars-Neptune square, a bout of sobriety is in order. But no guilt!

sweetpea
sweetpea

Yes….Read your other post DP… Knew as I was running up and down the freeway Friday night to two different casinos and smoking and drinking…..it was temporary. My olden days. Understanding the astro helped and let go with abandon. Unfortunately it never feels good the day after esp physically. On the other end of the spectrum there is that Jupiter on my Uranus trine Sun trine trans Uranus. Dream won’t let go and I don’t want it to but with natal Saturn square Sun/Mercury and Pluto sittin’ on top of, it requires discipline, focus and commitment. And that shit is… Read more »

sweetpea
sweetpea

(ps Scorp…had read your Yoni post a few weekends back… 😉 )

DP
DP

Yeah… I feel like discipline, focus and commitment are my marching orders right now… and perhaps resistance to that is what causes these random eruptions of Lo-Neptune…

The eclipses in October are lighting up my chart like a pinball machine- Uranus on my Sun, trine Jupiter, the full moon on it too, trine Mars conj Mars, etc… so yeah, the dream won’t let go and it’s time to make it happen.

DP
DP

(and I read your escapades that night with great interest, and recognition. 😉 )

Melc
Melc

Oh my gosh! I’m doing all of it! Especially Jupiter in Leo trine Uranus in Aries, only I thought that was just me finally growing up and not caring what the haters had to say!! Ha ha ha! Woohoo!!

Thanks Mystic! I think I would have imploded under a heap of crazy if not for you and your ‘scopes!!!