Welcome to the High Class Astro-Weirding Awards. First, we would like to thank our sponsors…in NO particular order and yes, you are all planets.
For the painstakingly poignant pattern recognition around ALL relationships past-present-future – Chiron in opposition to Venus. It’s the guilt that really gives it the edge.
For the zinged up alpha-brainiac ego-nutter I Can Make This Grandiose Dream Happen, Just-Watch-Me Or Go Fuq Yourself rebellion-innovation – Jupiter in Leo trine Uranus in Aries.
For the psychological churn of the deepest, oldest compulsions and underworldly complexes, anxieties, archetypes etc – Pluto stationing Direct.
For the desire to just go ‘fuq it’ and run/fly/pogo-stick away to someplace sunny, cheap and non-complex to write drunken haiku/experiment with dreamweed – Mars in Saggo square Neptune in Pisces.
For the something-is-about-to-go-down eerie vibe – the impending Eclipse Season a.k.a. October.
Yes it’s intense. No you are not just imagining it – maybe doing too much caffeine.
So some solutions. I am putting up the Monthly Horoscopes for October early – as in this weekend, so the Eclipses will be covered. Eclipse Boss – my Mp3 rant re October and how it pings off April 2014 as well as foretells next March, is here.
And the Weekly Horoscopes from September 20 are already posted.
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