Gemini and dating
Once i dated a Gemini Spy. So had an excuse for his multiple identities, different ways of spelling his name depending on mood (or alias?), strange familiarity with a ludicrous array of characters and period absences. The Gemini Soap Star, not so much. There was also a Gemini “tampon entrepreneur”. Yes, male. A pioneer in the use of organic cottons for such purposes. Sadly, his plan to impregnate the product with cannabis and St John’s Wort fell foul of the Therapeutic Goods Administration.
Gemini men used to be my catnip. Maybe because my North Node is Gemini, the fuqers always help me grow. I have never known one who was not brilliant at telling jokes/anecdotes and had a brain like a kaleidoscope. Like if you put them under a scanner, this is how their mind would look. I have never known one who was not, let’s just say, erratic. As in capable of literally swearing they did not say the statement they uttered 20 minutes ago. “What are you talking about? Are you high?” etc.
That is to say Geminis are ruled by Mercury and remember that the element (and the God) both have some slippery, weird qualities. Mercury is dangerous and highly volatile, though the rumor is that they can transmute into gold is, of course, intriguing. But who has time for alchemy these days? Definitely not in a relationship. Mercury the God is classically a hermaphrodite, a trickster and capable of springing the most sensational omens and clues. What’s more is that Mercury IS synchronicity. But just don’t expect Mercury to necessarily be where it was meant to be. Time? A construct.
‘I’m a double Gemini so really I guess I am never single in a manner of speaking. I don’t see what all the fuss is about. People tend to go nuts over getting two for one when shopping. I rest my case.’ Thanks Geminian!
Z states… ‘He’s a Gemini Ascendant and Mars in Gemini. He’s never fixed in one place or with the same group of people all the time. That makes him come across as a flake. I was reluctant to add him to my social media fearing he’d be there updating and socializing all the time. Which is exactly what he does.’
Does any of this resonate with YOUR Gemini dating/mating experiences?
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