Cancer and dating
Once i worked for – not dated – a Cancerian who was a doctor and the maddest modelizer/womanizer you’ve ever heard of. But it wasn’t some cynical pick-up artist thing – god no.
Dr. Crab fell in love – or felt he did – every time. He could go from being like a wilted flower. Drooping down with the hassle of all his legal fees and pay-outs (several ex-wives, none particular impressed with his efforts at surprise polygamy). Into something more like an exotic orchid, witty and glowing with cosmic zeal. Merely at the sight of a beautiful girl-woman who could be It.
There were dramas. There was male Love Zombie yearning and quoting of Rumi. Plus, there were midnight punch ups involving him and men. Dr. Crab would dismiss irritatedly as “the husband – he doesn’t understand her – she is a magical instrument in the hands of a barbarian.”
He liked Evian water, money ( obsessively counting whatever currency was in his wallet) and watches that the SAS would wear should they need to call in an airstrike. He never believed in the moon landing and preferred to think of Luna as a literal magical place or even a goddess. True.
‘My cancer boyfriend (my now most recent ex) and I dated for two years, and it was an INSANE relationship. Smoldering sexy, musically brilliant, EXTREMELY emotionally abusive but so manipulative that I couldn’t see it until it was too late,’ Archerette reports.
But what about the time The Leo Socialite dated a Cancer?
‘Once i dated a Cancerian who slept with all my friends and then called me “selfish” and even “ignoble” when i objected. I thought at the time he might want to have a different lady friend for each moon sign because he had about 12 of us on rotation. My Scorpio friend thinks he’s gay but that having a lot of women action is the best “beard.”’
Have you any of you date/mated a Crab person?
Image: Helmut Newton
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