Once I dated a Taurus who…oh GOD i have never dated a Taurus. Technically, it would be brilliant but i think my Aquarius Rising must repel them. I mean, there was half a date once, decades ago. He was about 1000 years older than me – i would honestly not have been surprised had he revealed a vampire-like familiarity with the times of Casanova or the Dark Ages – and control-freaked the fuq out of the waitress in a way that actually felt unsavory.
Then he lecture-ranted about how vegetarians (eg; me) were really bad in bed because they limited themselves or were scared of “the flesh” or something. He said that my political views were irrelevant and that i should stop dying my hair so that he could help me “get ahead” in television. He looked out the window and sighed stoically when i spoke but referred every 2nd sentence to “when we make love” or “when i bed you.”
So – and i know this does not reflect well on me but i was very young and it was a Uranus transit – i sprinted out the door when he went to the lavatory. The waitress held the door open for me and hissed “go, go” in empathetic solidarity,
But THAT Taurus was clearly not typical of the genre. They are renowned for being psychologically adequate, cute looking (Venus ruled and all) + fantastic in bed, are they not? Thoughts?
Image: L’Uomo Vogue
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