Dark Moon Fuqery Starts Now

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So this is the latest Dark Moon – a potent conflict between working the Mars-Saturn vibe for enhanced discipline and focus OR holing up on le couch to do Zen Sloth.  The Daily Mystic for Tues is posted here as well as emailed.

Also is Julian Assange really going to come out of the embassy? I would have thought October – Jupiter on his Midheaven, Eclipse Season – would work way better for him. But then maybe it’s Jupiter in Leo – he just craves the Sun and some proper, professional attention to his hair in a legit salon.

And, to continue the shallow analysis, multiple Libra Gwyneth Paltrow has Uranus Opposition starting – how irritating would your ex dating uber-Leo Jennifer Lawrence be? Even if the split was initiated by you, you literally wept tears of grateful glee that dude was no longer sharing your bed of a night and had a built an alter of gratitude, that would still irk.

 

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Virgo Ellie
Virgo Ellie

I hate Dark Moons… I now realize that during those times I lack initiative, get bored and begin drinking. ahhhhh….

Note to self! ahem…

scorpio_rising
scorpio_rising

I usually dig them because I like to hibernate in my art/music studio this one however the “muggles” on coke didn’t the memo, stay home and leave me the fug alone.
Everyone is freaking the fuck out, creating problems, taking too much space dust, up for days, the Leo energy and summer has everyone social and annoying the shite outta me. I guess I lean more towards introvert/ambivert spectrum.
The psychic vamps are out and thirsty as ever. Going to wear garlic around my neck.

Virgo Ellie
Virgo Ellie

Hang in there SR. Love the idea that you can hibernate with your art talent. What a great way to deflect the vampires. Expression thru art!!!!

Xo!

scorpio_rising
scorpio_rising

Every addict I know is getting unhinged this week.Low Neptune kills me. I live for the higher vibrations of it’s creativity.
Need to build a fortress and hide. My High Priestess seeks sanctuary. (Moon Pisces 4th House)

b
b

everything after ‘irk” irks, yuck, paltrow, don thinkso,get yr awesome on beyond belief – the stars aint bad – just dave grainy it.The stars baby the stars…

catfish moon
catfish moon

Today sucks.

catfish moon
catfish moon

where is my venus and jupiter on my moon mojo???? oh yea. it is in my 12th house. great.
Though I have been praying so hard for a teenager from around here that she can walk after a horrible accident. I am willing to trade my mojo so she won’t be paralyzed.

Anonymous
Anonymous

gawd! enough already with the fuqin fuquery, ffs….sighhhhhhh…

scorpio_rising
scorpio_rising

Kinda over the fuquery part myself…dreaming of a dull, boring week instead.

Charley
Charley

Anything for a dull life, for a couple of days at least. Dull as in uneventful mind you not literally boring.

scorpio_rising
scorpio_rising

dull as in peaceful, a break from bs. 🙂

VenusRules
VenusRules

I’m immune to Jennifer Lawrence’s alleged charms. It would indeed irk.

So…upcoming New Moon right smack on my natal Pluto; Mars Saturn at a point that has historically been hypersensitive in my 6th house. I know change is coming (have to move later in September, fruitless job search). The past keeps showing up marching through, as if to say, we’re just here for one last bow before your new life begins.

I have had times in my life when I remembered many dreams vividly but they’re just deserting me now; I can’t remember a dream no matter what, it seems!

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

Fuqery: hisssss

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

New moon happening just 4 degrees ahead of my DC-Persephone.

“… I won’t be soothed over
Not smoothed over
Like milk,
Silk,
A bedspread or a
Quilt.
I sing on a cake
Or a serene, translucent
Lake.
Daria, I won’t be soothed.”

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

Sink– I sink on a cake, not sing. I can’t sing.

Suffering Batfish, Katman
Suffering Batfish, Katman

A friend of mine said, when he heard me singing along to Dylan, “******* , l didn’t know you couldn’t sing!”.

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

Well then, won’t you sing me something nice? I could do with that right about now.

Suffering Batfish, Katman
Suffering Batfish, Katman

“there was this movie l saw one,
about a man riding across the desert
And it starred Gregory Peck
He was shot in the back,
Now the towns people wanted string him up,
Well the marshall now he beat the the kid to a bloody pulp.
As the dying young fighter, lay on his side and gasped, for his last breath, said
“turn him loose, let him go, let him do fair n square, l want him to feel whats like, for every moment, to take his last breath”

I did it off memory. What song?

And what merc/uran?

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

Was that the song, a person getting beat down within an inch of their life, but then left to live so he could carry on in agony? Um, thank you, Katman? Lol Funny.

I’m the proud owner of a Merc-Uranus in the horns of Scorpio/29* Libra. 8th house.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Well. Im awake at 2. I think a got a line or a word, here or there, out a place.
Its a song about a movie based on an old German fable.
I want a write the movie. It’d star Russell Crowe, Renee Zellwegger, Olga Kurylenko and Christian Bale. Last two are the main protaganists with Crowe being the Outrigger spliced with scenes from the ’51 movie, “The Gunfighter” (G Peck)

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

I see. Well, thanks for the tune. Hope you get some sleep. *tips hat, puts gun in holster, rides away*

Anonymous
Anonymous

Song is “Brownsville Girl”. G night. Fr the RomComZom

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

*turns around, rides back* I’m sorry, Katman. You could’ve just ignored me (it happens), but you didn’t & that was really sweet. Def not my intent to be a bitch. To you. Lol It’s a great song, & I know you’re going thru your own stuff right now, all of us going thru stuff… Anyway, you’re lovely & thanks again. Goodnight.

Suffering Batfish, Katman
Suffering Batfish, Katman

I didn’t feel ypu were being a bitch. I’m a bit tentative being on here and enjoy it immensely at same time. I really value the company of femmes. I’m following my 3 point (Mars Virgo) long-game plan. I gotta keep my yearnings at bay. I think l admi too much sometimes. But l don’t do fake or artifice. Anyways l enjoy yours, & others dialogue (& tri-a-logues / quadralogues)

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

Omg ur awake already! I would be inoperable wi th so little shut eye.

Yes, the convo here is the best on the web. And way to work Saturn with your 3 yr plan 😉

Me oh my . .
Me oh my . .

No no no no nooooooooo . . .

Oh well..
Oh well..

Damn.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Sounds like “Lippy the Lion” club and Hardee Ha Ha

Virgo Ellie
Virgo Ellie

So, I was glad to pick apart my chart. Work has been unfulfilling… I am sitting at my computer waiting for work. What a joke. But this what I have with mars and saturn (n) Venus (n) Neptune (t) Saturn (t) Mars in my 1st house (Scorpio) relating to my image, my look and self image in relationships. So, yes to all. I am changing my image and look and I am again back to evaluating my self image in relationships. Doing so much better this time. (n) Venus; gives us a sense of beauty, the enjoyment of pleasure, aesthetic… Read more »

Charley
Charley

This is a pretty bog standard description http://www.cafeastrology.com/northnodesouthnode.html pretty much what I’ve always understood it to be.

Virgo Ellie
Virgo Ellie

Thank You Charley!

Charley
Charley

Pleasure!

Virgo Ellie
Virgo Ellie

Interesting.. looking at my chart the True Node, for me North Node is: stationed in my 8th house: sex, occult, like Scorpio transiting my 12th house: your subliminal mind, your psyche. The Nodes of the Moon represent points of personal karmic imbalance. The North Node represents the kinds of experiences that we must work to develop in order to work with our karma, and to grow spiritually. The South Node represents those experiences and qualities that come naturally to us, that are over-developed, and that we tend to fall back on. The South Node can be a point of undoing… Read more »

Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot
Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot

I hope Jules has been taking vitamin D….

OK, Dark Moon Protocol in Place.

catfish moon
catfish moon

I adored Bunniculas series!!!! The Celery stalks at midnight!!! Can not believe Torro had never heard of them.

I am so dark moon anyways now. Natal moon in leo in the 12th house ……so jupiter and venus are in y 12th. Definately feeling it!

piscorp
piscorp

Mr Assange looks extremely unwell. He seems unhinged by his ordeal. Poor guy. I hope he makes it.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Wikileaks news says that he has some pretty serious health problems. Hence, emerging.

Anonymous
Anonymous

hope no one is poisoning his food or drink….wouldn’t put it past “them”

prowlncrab
prowlncrab

Well this explains why I got the cranks with Mr Leo yesterday … yes we had our first fight. Ok so I got the shits with him for being 10 different places in his head all weekend, whilst moaning and complaining almost constantly and not paying MOI enough attention. Leo Merc knows how to have a proper dignified dummy spit when necessary. He said “You were well overdue for a hissy … at least now I know you’re actually human” tehehehe But ok Dark Moon Protocol Visor now activated …

sweetpea
sweetpea

Cute Prowls…Merc in Leo…

Mr. Leo will love and respect you all the more with a hissy now and then. He could get a little bored otherwise and Leo’s love drama…in the best and worst (sometimes) sense of the word.

Porkchop
Porkchop

I loved the Bunnicula books when I was younger!

I am now mid thirties and feeling like I am heading towards feeling old and irrelevant. Not a shiny new twentysomething anymore.

It hurts when an ex takes up with someone a gazillion years younger and less wrinkly than you.

prowlncrab
prowlncrab

Isn’t Jennie like the anti-Gwynnie? Will all her smoking, off the cuff norti comments whilst living on a diet of bangers and mash?

Ms.
Ms.

thats almost the british national diet

prowlncrab
prowlncrab

And nuffin wrong with that! Covers all the basic food groups. 😉

Anonymous
Anonymous

Hey you know between us, we are the triumvirate of water signs each with a Gemini ascendant. I don’t know what that means. Nothing, probably 🙂

Anonymous
Anonymous

Sigh. This is pi of course

prowlncrab
prowlncrab

There are a LOT of Gem ascendants here aren’t there?

pi
pi

there’s DL and sphinx as representative gem rising fire signs (any saggies out there?)..

a few aqua risings too? the impersonal air thing maybe

Sphinx
Sphinx

Yes, I also have a grand water trine, so a watery Leo-Gem Asc. Yes, we need a head count on the Gem Asc.
What does it really mean?

Is it like the whole axis being mutable means that we are shape-shifters or something?

Ms.
Ms.

additional: sweat pea, whatevs, saturnalien, its a big list of gem acs.

lol well it is an online astro blog. very gemini asc place to talk to an aqua rising astrologers musings no? 🙂

Pi
Pi

indeed! “just give me somewhere to talk to people”

sweetpea
sweetpea

Hey Ms….love that “sweat” pea…lol

tis okay, not the first time… 🙂

“yes I know…this is the outbreak of love”

Still listening to Midnight Oil at well, almost midnight Cali time..

Scorporation, thank you for going on my Hawaiian adventure…

To all others I read, I love you regardless of the tensions…

We are humans doing the best we can under the circumstances.

Thank you for you love and tolerance towards me. You mean more than you know..

xo SP..

sweetpea
sweetpea

Now listen to that damn Outbreak of Love will ya? 😉

Anonymous
Anonymous

god, it must be refreshing.

R(Aqua/Tauri)
R(Aqua/Tauri)

Ughhhh I’m feeling this one a lot already. I was on a high in yoga-training-universe and now it’s back to the grind, making a lot of tough decisions and feeling a bit like a broke loser. It was interesting and reassuring to note my own awareness of racing negative thoughts and emotions this morning…something that hadn’t happened in awhile. I’ve never been one for affirmations but just closing my eyes, breathing, and noting all the tangible progress I have made instead of what I haven’t accomplished really helped. Some days you just gotta take it moment by moment, catching the… Read more »

R(Aqua/Tauri)
R(Aqua/Tauri)

I also have Mars and Saturn squaring my sun and midheaven right now. That’ll do it.

akapluto
akapluto

Woke up today with every intention of doing everything in the world and then…I couldn’t move. Still can’t. My body is in some crazy shutdown mode and I guess I’m just going to go with it…zen sloth indeed…

KyPisces
KyPisces

Interesting that Chris (Pisces) moved on from a Libra to a Leo. But I think Jennifer’s charm has a lot to do with the fact that she is a Kentucky gal.
😉

Sphinx
Sphinx

Actually J.Law has a stellium in her 7th, including her Sun and Venus – so Libran flavour.

Charley
Charley

I for one would like a break from astro fuqery, especially anything of the Uranian variety.

Jeez, J-Law and that dude? Seems like a weird combo and yes, I would imagine Gwyneth’s smarting somewhat.

Confused
Confused

I thought everybody was talking about Jude Law – so I thought well no wonder Gwyneth was smarting somewhat.

Charley
Charley

Ha ha ha!!!

Ms.
Ms.

today is extreme. I just found out my sister is eloping tomorrow in france and only me and my dad know. my ex has sent me a toxic email saying he is pulling the plug on our “friendship”, this was at the same moment one of my best friends and art director Ive been working with was texting me that she is being kicked out of the country and is going to NY I know august is supposed to be a big career month but the thought of my social pond being de bestie’d and ex drama has me thinking… Read more »

Charley
Charley

Ugh, good luck, similar toughest and scenarios happening this end actually. Including fleeing to Europe if all else fails!

Charley
Charley

^^ ‘thoughts’ not ‘toughest’, could do with some more toughness that’s for sure.

Ms.
Ms.

all I can say is thank god for saturn, I’ve been working my ass off on my design folio and my cv (is looking fuqing hot) set to send first thing tomorrow. I haven’t cried or anything I’m just watching everything outside of me directly just die. I’ve got people who are not ok, people being kicked out of the country and my house disbanding. The only people doing well seem to be traveling and doing insane phoenix moves. So its got me thinking, why do anything small when I could do a clean break. Sure I could move house,… Read more »

R(Aqua/Tauri)
R(Aqua/Tauri)

DO it! You will come back rejuvinated and inspired and if you’re freelance you can still work from abroad and keep sending out resumes for when you return. You gotta step away from routine and the linear habits to get a sense of what you need next sometimes. It’s weird, before I saw this comment I was searching through gmail for images from August four years ago in Spain…the trip was me straight up running away from everything (party scene, family, super dysfunctional employment, last semester of school). I found one of me crying in the Alhambra (I haven’t cried… Read more »

Ms.
Ms.

aw thank you babe. Yes I am sold. haha spain, I was going west less south. Do you know I got an email today from air bnb and the title was “you belong in spain” haha. yes to rejuvenation xxx

Veronica
Veronica

If you go to live and work in Spain I will be so JEALOUS!!

I spent 3 short, glorious months living in Barcelona ten years ago, and am considering ways and means to get back there again, for longer next time

R(Aqua/Tauri)
R(Aqua/Tauri)

Same, spent three months in bcn and have been missing it hard ever since, quietly plotting a longer return. I love that city. See you there. 😀

Ms.
Ms.

🙂

Anonymous
Anonymous

It’s changed since 10 yrs ago. It’s become a hell of a lot more touristy and a lot less real. Not to mention expensive. fabulous old shops closing/closed replaced by the big chains. And tourist hotels everywhere. Locals being priced out of the old centre. It’s become a place for tourists. Tourism kills cities’ souls.

Ms.
Ms.

Ive never hung out in spain (too many english lol) but what isn;t shit compared to 10 years ago? 🙁

Anonymous
Anonymous

Not just english. it feels like everybody is there.

Suffering Batfish, Katman
Suffering Batfish, Katman

It was bad in the 70s if Monty Python are anything to go by. Eric Idles manic monologue is hilarious expose on packaged tours. He says this of Spain: “then they shift you off to some half finished bodegan resort with fat Germans, with their puffry pirulent white flesh thats been burnt, who a forming pyramids in the pool frighteng the children…..” on 2nd thoughts….

Anonymous
Anonymous

essex treats spain like a n english florida

Pi
Pi

oh come on, it’s not that bad. Plenty of awesome to be experienced.

Anonymous
Anonymous

it’s a good thing that most tourists just stay on the coasts. the rest of the country is full of magic and gems.
Spain is atreasure trove for those willing to look.

Anonymous
Anonymous

OH SPAIN 😀 :DIsn’t it a Sag country.

R(Aqua/Tauri)
R(Aqua/Tauri)

Yeah, I can see that…when I was there I subletted or couchsurfed and stayed in Gracia then took the metro to more central locations a few times a week…while I understand your sentiments on tourists I think that it’s inevitable as Barcelona has become somewhat of an international city. Many of the friends I made there were expats from South America. I could see this creating tension among the people from there and felt it when I would speak Spanish to someone and get a very ice response in Catalan.

Anonymous
Anonymous

OH SPAIN 😀 😀 Isn’t it a Sag country?

Suffering Batfish, Katman
Suffering Batfish, Katman

I think it’d be great. When a subject comes up, the teledex in my mind references a connection and, voila (greek for french); there it is!

Ms.
Ms.

why make it a back up plan 😀

Anonymous
Anonymous

Sounds like a Pluto tremor in your 7th house too? I think? constant comings and goings (or actions demanding attention of some sort) of people I am close to i sort of put down to Pluto clanking away in the Relationships basement , occasionally breaking things, tossing up a filthy mould encrusted blanket sometimes, calling “hey you still want this or what?” … Etc

Ms.
Ms.

true.

Kat
Kat

Hah! My dear spouse has Pluto transiting in 7th-loves buying in bulk, never pitches his fav old clothes- breaks/chips dishes but I chalk up to Aries Asc. Kept a BBQ for spare parts. I’m not much better with family pics, letters etc. He deals with emergencies for a living. Loves that our son wants to tread same prof path.His thirsty, wounded Leo soul is lapping up the affirmation and healing. Being present for his kids at a time when his own dad was gone/dead. Very bittersweet. Pluto in 7th makes us either create hell or healing in our close encounters.… Read more »

Charley
Charley

Pluto in the 7th can be such an epic bummer.

Leomancer
Leomancer

Being the shallow Leo that I am, I am going to say Paris is fantastic to escape to. It is not just the city of lovers. Its more hidden story is that it is a city of emotional refugees. You would not be alone when you are alone. The city can provide both solace and distraction with its art, food, fashion and history. But then your sister is eloping in France so maybe not….

cortazone
cortazone

Sounds like old things leaving… making room for new things..

Twinfishrising
Twinfishrising

RE Uranus opposition…. sofar my exerience is that it’s code for EVERYTHING IRRITATES… YOu keep thinking the wakeup moment you experience , like ten times a day, is THE new chapter beginning. And unlike a Saturn aha, it doesn’t just repeat a same same until you feel slightly sane, it actually fires off in every direction and nothing about it feels permanent except perhaps the re-routing of everything…eeekk!! Fabulous for observing neuro-plasticity shit, tho. Is it an Aussie thing to end a sentence with, though? Go on, gimme a grammatical rule. Uranus is just waiting to oppose. Hehe… Anyhow, Gwyneth… Read more »

Ms.
Ms.

God Ive got that coming up soon. pluto. tips?

Anonymous
Anonymous

Drilling down with family issues is how I am experiencing the opposition (you have Pluto 4th I think?)

I went from father-stuff onto mother stuff. One’s first relationship on earth. That stuff runs deep. Mums: damned if they do, damned if they don’t.

Wouldn’t mind a hint from the universe that I am on the right track though..some kind of cosmic high-five situation.. pi

Anonymous
Anonymous

I mean, Uranus opp Pluto , not Uranus opposition.

Ms.
Ms.

sounds exhausting. you have pluto uranus opp now?

pluto is like the world bank mint of family crap I don’t know if we can take any more. Hell my sister is eloping today because there is no way in the universe she could ever have a public wedding because of our blood feuds. She’s the good one too.

Sadly we are just going to have to wait for them to die and take their refuse to resolve with them.

Anonymous
Anonymous

SO TRUE AND REFRESHING TO HEAR. YES. VERY GOOD FOR OBSERVING NEURO PLASTICITY. Also i thought J-Law was an Aries. Leo makes sense. They do love their musicians. They are like enthusiastic groupies at heart almost. Both Aries and Leo lol

Lucy the Leo
Lucy the Leo

Yep, Jennifer Lawrence would be a slightly bitter pill to swallow, and isn’t she only like 22?

Ms.
Ms.

yeah I don’t get how he pulled her at all.

prowlncrab
prowlncrab

Because he’s a Pisces, a wordsmith and a minstrel of ye old wandering days tradition – Leo’s love musical creativity. Oh and that whilst he’s gobsmackingly famous, he keeps it real and doesn’t show up in all the papers every weekend with his hand up some bird’s skirt. She probably had posters of him all over her bedroom wall as a teenager. 😉

cortazone
cortazone

did u really mean to say how did HE get HER? Gwenyth Paltry? Eww and Pisces=rule
.

tangersoto
tangersoto

Hello. I have a question, when started and when ends this dark moon? i have to do An application for a scholarship before the 20th, and right now I just can get properly focus on it, could it have something to do whith this dark moon? 🙁

tangersoto
tangersoto

I meant I just CAN’T but ok, you get it

Anonymous
Anonymous

Maybe an ‘ice breaker’ activity between you and the words? You WANT this scholarship, right? Do you really really want it?? Just answer one question, as rough as you like. fill in just the address details, even. Then Write 10 words, doesn’t have to be a sentence, for the stickiest question. Keywords. Anything. Then walk away. Come back in one hr. Do that again. Go away for two hours. Do that one more time. Then drop it until tomorrow..

tangersoto
tangersoto

Well thats what I’m doing, it is a GREATTTT advice, thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have being doing that like for 3 weeks, and now I just have to write all the statement and seems like the Everest, but well you always have to take little steps 🙂

Suffering Batfish, Katman
Suffering Batfish, Katman

Forgo *bunny*

Suffering Batfish, Katman
Suffering Batfish, Katman

In the words of Tim the Sorcerer “Oogggh nnnnooo, that aint no ordinary, he’s got a killer streak abooot a mile long”……….”l tried to warn yooou” ( in a scottish brogue)

MutableMabel
MutableMabel

That sounds intense and all but

BUNNICULA BUNNICULA BUNNICULA!!!!

gemini cat
gemini cat

Nice photo! 😀

The oracle has brought up vampires several times lately – including last night – and about a week ago I dreamed of a vampire. But she said something about how I had marinara sauce instead of blood. WTF? Maybe Bunnicula would prefer that…?

Anonymous
Anonymous

lol! marinara sauce, classic

Anonymous
Anonymous

That’s Great!! Haha!!

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