Uranian hyper rays of weird are keeping some of us awake at mental times – the alternating currents of energy/inspiration and what the fuqery wreak havoc with hormones. Or something. Maybe it’s like a new Uranian hormone system that causes insomnia, horniness and existential alertness…?
My naturopath says you have to make your house like a paleolithic cave in the several hours before bedtime. No lights. Or little light. No television, computer nor googling strange shizz on your mobile phone in bed at night. No Deathwish coffee obviously. You want to have melatonin – the hormone of darkness – coursing through your pineal gland/third eye.
But the Uranus energy is SO intense at the moment – the rad planet of Aquarians, the future and individuation is all over this astro, in square to the Sun & a player in the Full Moon now building. More in your scopes and the daily mystic obviously but in the meantime, we most likely all need extra grounding-nourishing so as to channel the Uranian hyper rays of weird.
Upcoming Possibilities: synchronicity sufficient to awe even the most cynical pseudo-intellectual astro bitch, sudden breakthrough dialogue, genius ideas flow, more insomnia. I managed ONE night of the house-as-cave ideal and proper meditation AND some drippy hippy tea that could probably fell a Marine but then i blitzed back into my usual melatonin-fuqing regimes. I blame Uranus – on my Mercury in Aries for the next two years.
So how are you peeps doing with the Uranian hyper rays of weird?
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