Planetary Analytics Bender

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Erin Cone

Obviously the Virgo Moon is fantastic for getting schizz done, genius is in the details, satisfaction lies in the most simple of realizations and yes – the Zen serenity of cleaning or sorting.

Ain’t nothing like the Virgo Moon for getting your real groove back after the disrupt of Mars into Scorpio and Jupiter into Leo. Those two are going to be in increasingly fantastic form – more in the August Horoscopes + Weekly Horoscopes, which will be up soon.

Meanwhile, run some Virgo Moon analytics on the last eight months; What got healed? What got excised from your life? What got aggressively rebalanced?  What began in April? All those things are super-important in the next eight months.

Who has a fresh hair-beauty-fitness policy that somehow feels fiercer, deeper than just the obvious image shift?

That zany feeling in the air is Venus square Uranus – art and love paradigms are shifting, even if you’re just zooming around in uber Virgo mode.

Thoughts?

 

 

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Astarte
Astarte

WOW. Same here everyone. Got rid of job, bad relationship, did back taxes, d-cluttered house. Did major juice cleanse, diet overhaul, – but more – feel like I am accepting peace with some very old childhood wounds. I almost typed “childhood woulds” – haha. Freudian Slip. Childhood WOULDS are what I am working towards next. Do all that I always wanted to do and stop worrying about it. 🙂

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

I spent the Virgo moon getting mad lab work done (18 vials of blood– I had to eat a chunk of meat after that one) & a nerve biopsy. Was prescribed a TENS unit & I *can’t wait* to get it & be able to zap myself at home whenever I’d like 🙂 Between that and all the astro action stacking up in my 6th house Leo, I feel super empowered on the health front, like real answers & relief are finally within reach. Mars into my 8th Scorp likes: Victory & Wealth are assured!

Anonymous
Anonymous

forgive my ignorance and too lazy to google but what is a TENS unit? I know your answer will be far more interesting than anything an inter-bot will dish up. Pi x

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

The TENS stands for “transelectrical” something or other. It has electrodes that you place around your ouchie muscles (so long as the muscles aren’t on your head or chest) & the electrodes pulse electricity through the muscle to interrupt nerve pain firings. The unit the electrodes are wired to is palm-sized & allows for adjusting the electricity pulses from low to intense, whatever brings relief/is comfortable. I get these treatments at physical therapy & LOVE them, & I’m so happy to be able to get my own unit! Besides giving me instant relief of muscle pain & spasticity that lasts… Read more »

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

Also, the TENS therapy really pleases my 8th house Uranus-Mercury 😛

Virgo Ellie
Virgo Ellie

Hmmm..looking back to April.. umm.. I think that is when my acting career really took off. Since I got my first speaking role in a short film I has opened a different view on me. I am dealing with insecurity issues but with the Moon in Leo tranisiting and my Moon in Leo in my natal chart is has made me realize that I am still no confident. I thought I was.. only when I am by myself! HA and WOW… So, with the Moon in Virgo.. Maybe I need to get things done with being more focused on the… Read more »

Anonymous
Anonymous

yes, it does. There should be a little “r” (meaning Retro) next to Mercury and the degree it’s in

Year of the Phoenix
Year of the Phoenix

April – l was very torn so in love with Mr Wrong married/Islamic/Chinese workmate who had begun to make serious moves and then sacked by Mad Cap boss right before Easter Zap Zone freak out Today is possibly the day I feel on top of my new role – thanks Virgo Moon. I had sink or swim in a tsunami of work that exploded right as I started training – the other thing that always happens to me is the boss pisses off overseas for 6weeks cept this time it was 3weeks after I start and she’s driving in a… Read more »

Gardengal
Gardengal

The last 8 months have been huge. Forgave myself for falling in love with someone I shouldn’t have, as well as the affair I had with another, said goodbye to my mother who is dying from lung cancer and who also has alzheimers disease, went to seek professional help for my depression, and about to tackle the long standing problems in my relationship via counselling. I focus on my sleep, my exercise and eating well. Yoga and walks on the beach essential and non negotiable. But as Pi so eloquently put it, the sky is getting lighter in the east… Read more »

sphinx
sphinx

I received a reality check from Saturn via the Moon (urban dictionary: 1.reality check. A word or phrase used to bring a person back into the life of those around them, sometimes used to smash hopes and dreams).

electric eel libran
electric eel libran

hopefully that check will bounce! Fuq Saturn and all his bad check writing!

catfish moon
catfish moon

Virgo moon today, in my 1st house, best work day in ages, even though it is day 6 in a row, with sons here too, and I have a sore throat. The moon just passed my Part of Fortune in Virgo. When I saw how much I made today I was stoked!

Anonymous
Anonymous

Local enviro groups who act at community level are mega sexy imo. Well, maybe cool, not sexy.
Judgers gonna judge but it’s attractive when someone gives a damn and then does something about it.
Also, nice new peeps in a completely different social realm, New perspectives, ideas, places. Says this social dilettante.
🙂 pi

Virgo Sabs
Virgo Sabs

Virgo Moon = me smiling with gameface on and saying “Bring it!” April was rough! BUT since then, I’ve shed an apartment that was no longer serving me nor my wallet, moved in with my Aquarius love, got my finances in order before it was too late, am actually sticking to a monthly budget, something I’ve never done before in my adult life thus far. Feel as if I’m gaining clarity in what I want, have had incredible spells of creativity and planning this July for future projects I want to start, and am thrilling out over re-organizing, purging, and… Read more »

virgo kathleen
virgo kathleen

What got healed – that’s a big question. I think some old wounds from my past don’t sting as much. I’ve managed to get rid of dozens of old journals from not-so-good times in my life. There are still some journals I’m holding onto, but I think it’s safe to say I’ve let go of a toxic ex, and that old self. I have changed directions radically in the last few years – 2 years ago I was teaching English abroad, then I came home and am changing careers from teaching to graphic design. That is where my passion really… Read more »

Sphinx
Sphinx

Honouring the creative is totally sacred and divine. There is nothing more amazing that you can do in this life than to take an idea an materialise it into being. I used not to think about it much, but as I get older I see that as being really one of the best ways we can spend our time! Enjoying getting your confidence back at the same time sounds like a great shift.

virgo kathleen
virgo kathleen

Yes, well spoken…being creative is part of being human. We are all creative, and should find ways express that creativity. A creative outlet does wonders. My self confidence has improved a lot…or maybe it’s just I care less about what other people think. I think that’s part of getting older.

david5379
david5379

Beside being able to legally buy alcohol I am basically in the same situation just vaguely a lot better off. I feel like I have less expectations of “ok THIS time I will solve it all” and kind of admitted to myself the actual glacial pace of certain things and am ok with it. I think there are certain structures within me I have to demolish and are unhealthy and no longer useful, but I have yet through all this progress directly tackled it. Instead I have been improving and I think my strategy has been to just transcend the… Read more »

Veronica
Veronica

You do sound as if you’re more objective about it, and more at ease with the process of life. Like emotionally, your wisdom is catching up with your intellect. Good for you!

VenusRules
VenusRules

Wow, it’s been a time, these last eight-nine months. Treading water, barely. It all could have been much worse — both Mars and Saturn are affecting my sixth house so it’s more the day-to-day health and work and stability than dramatic life crises — I am fairly calm but have moments of total fear. I battle feeling old and irrelevant and failed and often very lonely. But I have a Scorpio stellium that Mars has just begun to traverse, and a few weeks ago decided to try to go forward as if I am just completely healed. Going all the… Read more »

electric eel libran
electric eel libran

Lots of things getting healed since March, but yes, April was more the confirmation of things. Unfortunately, the path to making my body stronger is not simple or short. It takes time. Kundalini yoga is scraping stuff out from the bottom in a Plutonic way.

Pi
Pi

hey EEL. Kundalini eh?

Electric Eel Libran
Electric Eel Libran

Yup. I’m not doing it because I like it. I’m doing it because it works. LOL! ;D

david5379
david5379

kundalini is pretty bad ass, I want to do something similar but its gonna take awhile(microcosmic orbit)

bull with sting in tail
bull with sting in tail

So glad to see Scorpius high,

And Mars joining the conga,

That little red light

Already better than in ages

Charley
Charley

I can’t see it, yet. Mars was/is my 7th house the whole time so I guess as usual it’s all around those themes, there has been a LOT happening in the 7th house realms so it makes sense but I feel like any clarity I might have is clouded by some other transits I’m having. Heavy, heavy, hard and tiring transits. In April I fell in love with someone who perfectly embodies the aforementioned transits in an almost hilarious way so we’ll see what happens with that. I haven’t let myself fall in actual, proper love for over a decade… Read more »

LotusFlower
LotusFlower

Ahh I hear you Charley. It’s not always a nice place to be. The scariest of scary. I relate xx

Pi
Pi

aH, THE JOY VACUUM sorry caps lock what is this mysterious joy vacuum? why does it exist? is it related to being in one’s 30s? [tebbly sorry if you are not in 30s] [ugh 30s] [HA see, joy vacuum just hoovered up some joy, it’s automated i swear] is it a harbinger of hitting a wall, throwing in the towel, dropping the reins, choosing joy? einstein: The thinking that got us into this problem is not the same thinking that will get us out of it. transcending the parameters that we are using to currently define the problem. “what is… Read more »

Pi
Pi

to give the man credit, the theoretical physicist’s name is Paul Davies. He is totally divine! Physicists who write books for the masses always have a wicked sense of humour, most of all about themselves.

katsun
katsun

hi guys, didnt want to bother mystic with this but does anyone know where the feng shui your wallet’ is? im a subscriber and cant find it anywhere :////
xxx

txtoro
txtoro

it’s at the start of the MEGA Compilation. you know the ebook with the Mars/Venus pairings and the Moon signs…

Prosepine
Prosepine

Cancer sun. Aqua rising.
I got hit by a TON of stuff on Friday. Still reeling through it all. Not sure why mars into scorp hit so hard. Any insights so appreciated. X

Moonatic
Moonatic

Hi ProSerpine. Dont try n work it out to much. Just get yaself back to an effective normality. Well as much as a KatAqua can call normal.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Ha! Yes, what is normal for a KatAqua? Thanks sweetie. X

Anonymous
Anonymous

Ok. Who is this? I dont want to guess which cup is hiding the bean.

katsun
katsun

i got hit then too!! the only thing i can offer is to riiide it so that hopefully theres a bit of luck there somwhere in august! :/ … 🙂 ?
xxx

calypso
calypso

me too. without knowing your chart I could say generally that all the retros in the first half of the year, while they SUCKED, stalled a lot of shit, including the bad crap. Then when Jupiter went into Leo peeps started feeling entitled and puffed up and then when Mars went into Scorp they started acting it out, if they trend lo, in underhanded ways. Don’t know if that resonates with you but I have a psycho ex who was on hold and now, well let’s just say the natives are back to being restless.

Pi
Pi

Perfect image btw mystic! 🙂

Pi
Pi

Hi, yes, somethings going on beneath the surface, I am loath to call anything these days given the epic ups downs (mostly downs) and false starts of the last two years, so I might simply say that the sky is getting lighter in the east and maybe the wind is behind me and filling the sails for a change. Ok maybe just for today. Who knows.

Pi
Pi

Dammit, now I want to be on a boat somewhere.

Moonatic
Moonatic

“Pi” wants to be on a boat somewhere. Wow, Tiger, what an idea.

Pi
Pi

🙂

Moonatic
Moonatic

I havnt seen the film. Excuse my Uranianess. I should work in advertising. Anyone got Dee Madigan’s number. I sure would like to have her number…….

Anonymous
Anonymous

Dude, I am a multiple mercury mutable type, talking about things I know nothing about is my specialty.

Anonymous
Anonymous

As in, no need to excuse your uranian ness!
Sorry haven’t got that contact tho, will ask around 😉 pi

Anonymous
Anonymous

Do so; l think she is partnered. Damm!!! But I’d work for her too.
Your posts are amusing n thanx for replying to my posts.

Blisswitch
Blisswitch

Dude I want to say my self-worth? I feel like way more of a badass motherfuq’r and I am standing with a more serious posture and making loads of friends in this weird little mountain town I moved to that I would say is straight outta twin peaks except I haven’t seen Twin Peaks. I have zero interest in bullshit and a lot of interest in starting a business. I have a 2 year old and I just decided a week or two ago that I am going to put having another baby on hold. I’m gonna try using the… Read more »

Pi
Pi

Yes!! Good. X

toroqueen
toroqueen

what got healed last 8 months … well, everything is still healing, but …new found energy in my career …kicking ass in my job after a long dry spell and working for the wrong people … getting finances in order … making sure my son is going to counseling and its helping! …. and got rid of the married dude I was love zombieing over. no point and very bad juju all the way around. now if I could only heal my lack of dating life – i’d be good to go for now!

Pi
Pi

Hey toroqueen, it makes me happy that your son is responding to counselling… Whatever it’s for, I am so passionate about kids being balanced and happy and understanding their lives better. Well done. X
OMG hello pi’s Pluto and NN in Libra 4th house.

toroqueen
toroqueen

Thank you so much Pi! My son is 10 and is struggling with very low self esteem, and divorced parents. I just thought it would be nice for him to have a neutral person to talk to. I have seen a slight change in him over the summer, and it makes me SO happy.

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

Downloaded a new job, tech upgrades, better doctors, clearer vision; deleted malfunctioning lady parts, dysfunctional characters, money drains & data limits. Last 8 months.

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

Mars in Scorpio *is* my real groove! Thank goddess the moon moves quickly, I say.

Blisswitch
Blisswitch

Amazing conciseness. Have a magical next two months.

I’ve got Mars in Scorpio at 3 degrees and Pluto at 6 and my South node at 7 or 8. Yay Mars in the 1st house!

Mars in Libra was all in my 12th house. And I’ve got Virgo on my house cusp there so I think it made me all kinds of neurotic.

prowlncrab
prowlncrab

Well I am finally starting to feel like my old self again … this morose, grumpy cow routine of the past few months was not my scene. Saggitarius moon does not like to sit around dwelling on emo crap … but sometimes it gets forced on one. I did two years worth of back taxes, saw the accountant and did all my filing in the past 24 hours. It’s been sitting there looking at me annoyingly for the past 6 months. Thanks Virgo moon. What got healed? More a reality check about some stuff that needed reality checking. Stopped banging… Read more »

Moonatic
Moonatic

Im doin 2 years tax as well.

DP
DP

Ooh that is exciting!!! Congrats on some lovely new energy in your life.

Veronica
Veronica

Nice that you have a genuine, warm new contender to shake the old Cap loose!

LotusFlower
LotusFlower

Amazing – happy for you re lighter, sassier love scene, prowln! And the filing – PUT IT THERE!! 😉

prowlncrab
prowlncrab

Yes it certainly is a pleasant change from Mr Pole Up His Arse … at least I’m gonna enjoy it whilst it’s here. 😀

Sphinx
Sphinx

Yay for you! There sure is a lot of Leo Love floating about the forum atm, lol. I like it.

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