Why I Love Feng Shui

 

Obviously i am a Feng Shui fanatic and madly thrilled to actually now offer it via the site – the Flash Feng Shui consult for people with no time to muck about reading long texts but want a fast zoosh up of money/love prospects.  But i think also there are a lot of misconceptions about it. It’s not just space-clearing, although that helps.

And it’s not just having a lovely atmosphere with some sacred art, Buddha statues or whatever. It’s Ancient Chinese witch-craft, quite frankly. It’s the same thing as acupuncture but applied to your house.

You work out which “stars” are in which bit of your house (this is why you work with a floorplan, to be exact) and then you amp the “good” ones and negate the “bad” ones. There are some amazing correlations with Western Astrology – eg: the Number 4 star of Feng Shui is Jupiter – that i go on these esoteric benders investigating. But the thing with real Feng Shui is that you are activating “unseen energies” and energizing the very space within which you live + your own Qi energy to a degree that most people just don’t work with.

I love it because it works AND because it makes cleaning the house (which i used to hate) a WHOLE new fresh magic deal. If you know you are cleansing not just grime, dust and clutter but actual stale Qi out of (say) your romance sector, it takes on a fresh vibe.

The very first time i got my place Feng Shuied, i remember this picture jumped off the wall all by itself – i mean jumped – it clearly was not meant to be there, a man i knew well literally could not cross the threshold all of a sudden (this, as it turned out, was a really good thing) and the whole place felt imbued with an energy i can only describe as magic and protective. Living in a fully Fenged up atmosphere cranks your own Qi to high.

It’s an advantage. Magic is real. The reason Feng Shui got so advanced when the Celtic version (Geomancy) did not is so sad – the druids and witches were, as we know, persecuted by inquisitions, the church and the Burning Times. Their knowledge was not able to be do developed and preserved as that of the Chinese sages.

 

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sphinx

My metaphysical plumber just called to invite me back to his cult. He is quite the zealot it seems. He also told me he has been reporting people whose houses he visits that are not safe and healthy to live in to the police. That the house is a representative of the person’s soul. He was concerned about my Saggi f.i.l. whose house is a bit of a wreck. I felt like saying, ‘report him to the police then!’ but instead I told him that I had space cleared f.i.l’s house and it is quite a peaceful place despite it’s… Read more »

sweetpea

Hey, been playin’ on my new Dell laptop BUT, Happy Belated doll. Yeah, I been kinda pissed at peeps here off and on but you were always kind to me. You used to say you thought of me as a Sun at late day…But you glow too darling…Thank you none the less. And you know Mother was a double Leo. She was always told she had white light in her aura. It was a blessing of course. Was so funny yesterday as an Aries patient and I compared notes and her Leo grandmother and my Mom have the same birthdays!… Read more »

Sphinx

Hi Sweetpea, thank you for the birthday wishes. As for the other, honestly you saw insults where none were meant, made comments that after a few drinks seemed innocuous to you but were a bit upsetting to others. I don’t know why you were pissed or even surprised that others were. Perhaps we are all a bit oversensitive here, mirror mirror ‘n’ all that. But I love that people here don’t miss a trick. Yes, well I never intended to upset you, I always enjoy you, you have so much knowledge and wisdom and yes, you are like the afternoon… Read more »

sweetpea

Ummm, think we shall just leave it at that?

Some ran with “because I’d had a drink” or whatever but, my truth was still in there…

I won’t apologize for that part.

In any case I got my new computer and printer and just need to download a program so I can get my book done.

sphinx

Yes indeed! Good luck with your book SP. Is it about astro?

sweetpea

Thanks Sphinx… Have thought about referencing some life passages with astro but how to fit it in is still too soon to tell. It’s about the spiritual path with me as the shining example, drunkenness, mayhem and all… 😯 😆 In truth, it is about the road of life and evolving on that path but of course there are many pitfalls, distractions….you know, just being human! I know S was not happy with me but reading her post yesterday…I want to tell her that I have a Capricorn Moon too and an Aries SN… We are so used to being… Read more »

sphinx

Sounds great sweet pea! Keep us in the loop when it is finished yeah? Yes I know I have many distractions on my path to humanity, lol. People keep interrupting me with ways to distract me, y’know, ‘join this cult, stop eating sugar’ etc.

Libra in the zz

I just removed most of a dead hanging branch from the front yard. I hope that improves my situation.

Scorporation, Inc.

Can’t hurt. Which direction does your house point? Watch for unsticking of energy there, report back with your observations. We’ll organize & quantify our findings. It’s a Virgo moon.

Libra in the zz

My home faces south according to a street map. I removed most of the branch, but I couldnt get the very top part since it was simply too high for me on the ladder.

My career has been totally stuck so I hope this helps.

Libra in the zz

And thanks for your interest! I will let you if I think anything improves. We can discuss.

Have you had any feng shui cures work for you?

Scorporation, Inc.

Well… As I’ve been yoked with health problems (& all the financial/occupational/psychological madness that ensues from such) for the last six years, here I am, still in the game, still feisty as fuq, still balancing all my teacups 😉 and I think that applying feng shui remedies to my home space has had a lot to do with keeping me together, enduring & determined. It’s like eating healthy: the benefits might not be super obvious to onlookers, but inside, you know it’s working. You cant imagine the mess you’d be without it. That’s how I feel about feng shui. I… Read more »

Libra in the zz

I know what you mean. I started doing feng shui last year and I felt like my whole being changed – my head was lifted from a fog. I am still a bit of a clutter bug -I tend to let my clothes pile up in the bathroom. But I am taking the Virgo moon to get that cleared up.

Feng shui is magic. Let me know how your branch experience works out. East rules family right?

Scorporation, Inc.

Crazy 8s 😛 I love witnessing alchemy & seeing magic manifest. Hard evidence that there exists forces & energies beyond us, and validation (there’s that word lol) that we ourselves are more powerful than we appear. My tree limb falling was a long time coming, and a relief: that limb fractured & twisted in the tornado of 2013, & had been dangling precariously over my drive & east walk ever since. When people would visit, I’d have to advise them to not park under that tree; when we were out walking, we’d avoid the tree’s general proximity (including the east… Read more »

Pi

love your final analysis, Scorp!
Hey in the absence of local gardeners or landscapers / council parks maintenance teams you could call upon, [maybe a builder or someone who wants to cut and stack some firewood? they get free timber, you get a clear driveway, keep a section for a cool outside stool / table maybe 🙂 ]
maybe there are some beefy locals you could engage to make a community effort in at least getting the thing out of the pathway? [onto the front lawn if you have one? it could become part of a garden…]

Scorporation, Inc.

Ah, I wish it was big enough around to cut table/stools from it! Surprisingly it’s no thicker than a thigh at its widest with lots of thinner, leafy shoots coming out. About 30 feet long or so. Doesn’t look terribly heavy, being smallish in the center, which is why I grabbed hold of it & thought I’d just drag it away with my bare hands. Haha I couldn’t budge that limb one inch! Mad respect for the trees 🙂 But moving it, I’m thinking I need to literally do that myself. Like a symbolic gesture to the universe. The plan:… Read more »

Scorporation, Inc.

*after* the corn comes off, that is.

Anonymous

Maybe they can start the consult with a money cure, lol 😉 pi

Pi

…Thereby allowing me to afford the rest of the consult.

ms. vervain

Start with Mystic’s wallet magic! It works frighteningly well……………………. and I enjoy playing with my financial/prosperity sector, fame & rep (money comes easier when people respect you).
Also making sure money can find me (walkway to house, entry door clear and lovely, address clearly posted outside).
Oooh, even just cleaning the burners on your kitchen stove and scrubbing out the oven! Quite a boost there, and it doesn’t cost anything except a little elbow grease.

Pi

thank you, Ms V!
that’s very cool of you to respond..
I do remember the wallet magic, might just brush up on the details

might be time for some hearth magic… Vesta in my Kataka first house

GeminiResistingVirgo

I’m intrigued…where can I find the magic wallet goodness??

ms. vervain

Hmmm….. it was in the Mega Compilation ebook available to subscribers, and also on the weekly scopes page for a while….. maybe email Mystic about it? Brilliant little collection of magical wallet tips. 🙂

Pi

actually it was pretty funny, I went to a storage place where I keep a couple of things, and my key would not work in the padlock, it seemed! huh? so I went to the front desk to ask if anything had changed, did I have the right unit…he checked and all that was fine but I was also months ahead on my rental fees… diligent Pi! So, that’s $$ I don’t have to spend. Went back to the padlock, presto! lock opened .. Tarot has been reminding me to check money leaks, maybe that was it. Also wrote out… Read more »

Pi

well due diligence is probably Virgo moon, but anyway.

Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot

Sounds fantastic!

Pegasus

Myst are U a Witch? ‘Investigating number 4 & Jupiter tells me U are delving into esoteric matters, ah well, i went on an esoerotica exploration. The Sagg Adonis gave me his 2nd saying that is my new mantra ‘Keep it Simple’ after i took his 1st one to heart ‘Life’s too short to say No’. 1 is All 2 is Forever 3 Unites 4 points the way. Feng Shui is the Chinese exorcism, when bunches of sage & a salt circumference isn’t strong enough. Seriously though, the self is stronger than the environment, but the environment can be the… Read more »

milleunanotte

Sag who tells fortune to the gypsies. Totally you, Pegasus! I remember when i was struggling with health and you flashed on my need to leave both job AND place of living. Didn’t want to immediately dismiss the idea, as a Sag/Piscean or Jupiterian Neptunian, but was so bound to the (dwindling) security of where i was. And didn’t you turn out to be right 🙂 A Piscean forgets many things but i never forget wise and loving words of assistance. With love from a Sag Styled Dolphin who also has been known to literally tell fortunes to gypsies. (And… Read more »

bull with sting in tail

Hi Pegs,

You are sounding very “on song”.

My funk has lifted somewhat with the movement of Mars, and i actually feel able to project , well, balance.

Indeed, keep it simple

How are your pups ?

Xxx

Pegasus

Toro,glad the funk has moved out of your face.
Phantom pregnancy! Not sorry, am too old for pups 🙂

bull with sting in tail

Weird, a dog in my life also “phantomed”

Too bad, her offspring would have delighted the masses no doubt

Yep, the shift is palpable

Thanks for the fish, x.

Mel C

We love Feng Shui! We have a Feng Shui Master and he heads an entire Feng Shui team at a casino in Las Vegas… all the successful casinos in Vegas do it. It’s serious stuff!

Pegasus

I told the Feng Shui master in my neck of the woods that he has to turn it upside down for the southern hemisphere as the teachings were for the northern hemisphere That was 16 years ago. I only knew this from living in Hong Kong for 3 months, 30 years ago, no teaching but purely osmosis because have always been into ‘Placement of Objects’ as interior design-decorating. This is going into sacred space stuff. Feng Shui is science of interior design to create your serenity, your temple or your family. Sacred geometry when all is said and done. Darling… Read more »

Sphinx

“It’s the same thing as acupuncture but applied to your house”. I have used this analogy so many times now, it’s fabulous way to describe Feng Shui. Anyway, I love Feng Shui, it introduced me to the idea that everything that is bundled together in some way develops a character, cars, houses, etc. Alain de Botton expresses the living quality of a house in his book ‘The Architecture of Happiness’: “The house gives signs of enjoying the emptiness. It is rearranging itself after the night, clearing its pipes and cracking its joints. This dignified and seasoned creature, with its coppery… Read more »

Pegasus

Darling are you not married to an Asian. Osmosis. Symbotic perhaps? :-)x Ah yes, sensory depiction of grade 1 & 11 English house. Thankfully the 100 year old house i live in is quite except for the Demented Virgo’s cat’s squalling & screaming for it’s mother at 3am, 3pm and various other times during the day &n night. That guttural ‘calling’ sound of a grieving or sexually frustrated cat that needs medication or another companion cat (but would kill it coz it wasn’t it’s mother).It is 13 years old, only another 5 max & peace will reign. 100 ways of… Read more »

Sphinx

Thx Pegs! Yes, my mother in law is Chinese via Malaysia. She is a crystal loving hippy but I know much more about Feng Shui than she does, lol.

Good luck with that cat.. ear plugs/headphones?

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