Is it normal for a Virgo to go really OUT THERE when things are Retrograde? By things i mean Mercury, Mars, anything.
My relationships (Mars in Sagg) are exciting, unpredictable and above all, imaginary lol.
I walk around looking as if I care so little I could nod off at any moment, while my Virgo Sun goes quietly berserk, OCD-ing on whatever.
My job involves staying up all night, chewing my own lips off, drumming the desk, and getting pissed when colleagues don’t respond at 2:50 am, because I AM AWAKE. This activity is nicely (insanely) enhanced by a Sun/Jupiter trine.
All the while my Moon in Aquarius wants to follow the white rabbit, into another dimension, that I assume is full of rainbows, unicorns, and Dali looking people. And when I meet these people/creatures, we ideally sit in a circle, tactfully talking rubbish, painting each other with whichever colors are most complexion enhancing, and squeezing tubes of condensed milk down our throats. Libra Venus…
This is probably where I meet my imaginary boyfriends!!!
I wonder what the retrogrades are doing to these associated, intoxicators? Slow them down, reverse the effects, detoxify, or, god no, enhance them?! Are Retrogrades pharmaceutically regulated?
Yours With Addled Love,
The O.C.D. Virgo
Dear O.C.D. Virgo,
If this is how you are NOW, imagine how you will be when Jupiter gets into Leo and activates that Mars in Sagittarius. I don’t know what sort of job you do but it seems like your Moon in Aquarius craves the company of more kindred souls – my feeling is that the Uranus-Mars opposition strong the last week of June will create a (positive) sensation in your life and that of other Uranian type people. Some strange plant seeds only sprout in intense heat, like that of a forest fire. So if that was April, late June is the flowering.
And retrogrades are pharmaceutically regulated by Neptunian Life Coaching Services. Just remember that with them, you may not be clear WHICH of your lives is being coached.
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