Saturn Relationships are not possible for everyone. If you are not lucky enough to be a natal Venus-Saturn person or strong in Capricorn, you need help.
Over the online dating scene, Vanadium Lightyear vowed to date only in person, with available earth-bound human beings only.
Once she had screened for sanity and genuine singleness, her software pulled up one option within her radius.
The pentagrams on her wrist boosted her confidence and were fabulous fashion Feng Shui.
But it was the special Saturn Dating Goggles she’d gotten from Neptunian Life Coaching services that gave V the edge.
Still, she missed the Neptune Goggles.
Delusion is the most potent aphrodisiac of all. Or rather, it was, before Saturn Relationships.
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