More Strange Mars Schizz

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Daily Mail Beyonce Jay Z

Celebrity is strange.  This Retro-Mars is strange. Jay Z has Moon conjunct Uranus (he likes his women strong, beautiful, Uranian) in Libra, with Retro-Mars bang on the conjunction all May.

But if i were Jay Z’s astrologer, would i have predicted that he would be attacked by his Cancerian sister in law in a lift at the Met Gala?

Hell no. But in hindsight, it synchs. Moon – Cancerians. Uranus – sudden. We could go totally ape and do Freudian astro: the lift as womb symbol, Beyonce’s got SATURN at 9 degrees of Libra, so it’s like Mars as anarchist soldier storming the sombre lunar-Saturn vibe. Jay Z has asteroid Prometheus on his SUN in Sagittarius this week.

But we would go insane with such analysis.

Even so, i will give an extra year of Mega Mystic subscription to the person who manages to bring Asteroid Gary into this saga. Because where we have in-laws, maybe alcohol and a punch up in the lift, the footage of which gets leaked to the tabloids, there must certainly be involvement from asteroid Gary. Don’t you think?

Asteroid Gary is currently at 22 Sagittarius.

Note Beyonce, above, compiling her Leo Rising show must go on face.

Image + Story:  Daily Mail

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Perfectpisces
Perfectpisces

We need the audio mystic!!

mick
mick

hey lets admit it, he does look like a spooked ape in the photo

S
S

Totally right Mike. Someone got all primal this morning and splashed his boots on a tree. We are human but when nature calls…you got to go!

Year of the Phoenix
Year of the Phoenix

I reckon he’s said something about that dress….

blackjosefine
blackjosefine

🙂 LOL

flowerchild
flowerchild

I have Cancer ascendant, 10 degrees, and have verbally gone off on a few people lately, which was in my mind ‘righteous indignation’, but yeah, not the best approach in general….. Perhaps the Mars retro squaring my Asc. as well as the Uranus transit squaring and Pluto opposing has something to do with it? Jupiter in Cancer this year has been my saving grace, my protector, my watchdog and my good luck charm. I have really really felt its influence and, man, am I grateful! However………you guys, I broke a toe last Friday night, just coming too fast through the… Read more »

katakacato
katakacato

me and fellow kataka housemate have been passing like ships in the night for about a week. which is def. for the best considering my own kataka sun sister and i had the quickest, most hateful exchange on record that went far beyond usual sisterly squabbles (and came out of no where) on USA mothers day (nice one) and I’ve been contemplating a feelings email. honestly tho. the girl has two shandys and can’t keep her venge in/goes lookin for a fight. I can understand a mean drunk, but a mean buzz? The nice thing about being a bajillionaire is… Read more »

electric eel libran
electric eel libran

i hope they name the next asteroid they find “bitchslap” so i can use it for astrology in these cases.

scorpio_rising
scorpio_rising

yes!
gobsmacked asssteroid Gary gets Bitchslapped by assstoroid Queen B.

SourPatch
SourPatch

Jokes aside, this kinda reminds me of the dynamics between me (kataka) and a Sag friend of mine. She goes too far with that mouth of hers, I rip her a new one (verbally, most of the time) and for some odd reason she never sees it coming.

We may never know what happened in that elevator but something is off with those three, and something is definitely up in the sky. I’ve been feeling yucky for the past week and a half….like almost anything could set me off. Which is why I’ve hermit crabbed myself away.

Zadora
Zadora

Solange and beys body language in all of the pics is off. They look miffed. Little sister went in on jay because she knows something. Maybe it’s cheating maybe it’s not- but Beyoncé and Solange left together and jay left by himself. Love them all. Sometimes you just need to get whooped bc you were outta pocket. Real talk.

scorpio_rising
scorpio_rising

Something tells me Jay-Z deserved to be bitch slapped.

scorpio_rising
scorpio_rising

Beyonce smirk tells me she agrees.

electric eel libran
electric eel libran

i was thinking this too.

Sphinx
Sphinx

Solange with Gary close in transit to her Uranus gets all Gary on Rachel Roy having learned of her Illuminati Deal for Fashion Fame which included a ritual boinking with Illuminati High Priest of All that is De La Mode – Jay Z. Bey’s face reflects the amusement of one who has long trodden the Illuminati Highway to Success. Queen Bey is neither touched by Solange’s unnecessary defence of her honour nor upset. Plus Gary carefully timed a hit on her natal Neptune & her lust for dreams over reality has never been so high. Bey also knows that Sol… Read more »

Veronica
Veronica

awesomeness!

Sphinx
Sphinx

Cheers babe!

Lucy
Lucy

Loved this! I was almost glad this was revealed. So tired of a world of only perfection via PR spin.

blackjosefine
blackjosefine

Wait a sec, so Jay’s Merc is conjunct Sol’s Uranus? And then Gary got involved! Hm, Gary must have forced Jay to say something to piss her off! That eruption was totes Uranal…..

mygh
mygh

maybe the grand cardinal cross is hitting her chart’s angles? especially uranus. some of my friends – who have strong cardinal charts – have been anxious, nervous, having problems to sleep and relax and on their last nerves lately…

Veronica
Veronica

I dunno…Beyoncés demure smile throughout the proceedings looks to me as if she may quietly be thinking
“yes, little sister, KICK him, ROUNDHOUSE kick him”

doublekataka
doublekataka

I know, like don’t mess my gown and just do what you want!

Veronica
Veronica

😀

mygh
mygh

i’d suspect beyonce is all about showbusiness/public image. she seems quite controlling about it, trying to portray a happy wife/mother/independent black woman, but i always feel she tries too hard/over compensate it all.

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

Yes, I feel the same. Ever since Jay-Z referred to her as “Anna Mae”. Wtf– Anna Mae?! What, you fucking Ike Turner or some shit? Seriously turned me *off*.

Centaurus
Centaurus

I don’t know how he’s involved but when I saw this pic I immediately thought if Asteroid Gary was Human Gary he would be this…

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/944874/Getting/

Anon
Anon

haha, I read Gary Numan then….Jay Z was licking his wounds after a severe case of Gary Numan on his Uranus Rising (in the lift, geddit?)

Centaurus
Centaurus

Well played anon. Bonus points 🙂

piscorp
piscorp

HEY where is MY NEWCONTRACT?! Why wont you sign off it? Gary says that YOUR OLD contract is a #!@% ( KICK SCRATCH KICK)
..Beyonce quietly embarrassed at less talented sister.

Pi
Pi

Gary, the elevator technician, had been specially asked by the event organisers for the 2014 Met Ball to work with the top-secret – hired geomancers and druids and Witchdoctors to ensure that the building was completely smudged, cleansed and ready to go for a night of fundraising and good times. But he had forgotten to unlock Unit 7c, the lift that went to the rooftop balcony, so the wafting sage smoke never reached it. The psychic residue in that lift of the bitter tiff between a certain international fashion maven and the head of an investment firm remained, from a… Read more »

S
S

That’s Gold Pi. 🙂

Baristagem
Baristagem

😯

Gary’s sitting right on my Neptune in Sagg

LaLuz
LaLuz

I was transfixed by the elevator footage. The fact that it belonged to the silent film era made it elusive and dreamlike. ~ So, what the heck were they saying? Solange, even before the domestic abuse incident, came across as a lunatic ( ok, a stylish- most nights -lunatic; the Met gala night was not one of them…)

There seems to be some weird codependency between her and Jayoncé, – she’s always like the third wheel… Like their satellite or something. She obviously has a nasty temper and an axe to grind// And, man, can she KICK!

LeoEscapeArtist
LeoEscapeArtist

Gary just did a stint at Hotel Chiron–the best healers are the wounded.

LaLuz
LaLuz

🙂 <3

S
S

Asteroid Gazza – At War or Treaty Time. The one with the mop and bucket to clean up or the urine smell that some lifts seem to leave behind. Thus Gary could be considered as the outlaws = low stink in laws that just don’t give a schizz. Cut and run kinda ancestry that you need to burn that flame out. Or the clan worth knowing and aroma starters, turning the page to some beautiful. For a scent lingers in the memory banks to colour your dreams and inspire your heart. As a Kataka Sun Sista I got to say… Read more »

The Leo Socialite
The Leo Socialite

Asteroid Gary in Sagittarius meant Jay Z could no longer stand the Met Gala, his in laws or tuxedos. He wanted to feel the the wind in his hair. First he hummed Don’t Fence Me In when he was meant to be being “fabulous” in the hotel room.

Then he began to bitch loudly in the elevator, infuriating his Cancerian sister in law Solange who did not like lifts, Full Moons in Scorpio or Saggittarius men. She imploded. Practically Virgo, Beyonce texted her publicist and stepped out of the way to avoid having her weave damaged.

Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot
Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot

Well, as someone with venus in Cancer it HAS been tempting to just LASH out and do sudden dramatic stuff–so I feels for Solange and other crab type peeps….

But here’s as good as I can get with the Gary tie-in:

Gary: He’s at 22 deg Sagg—-Solange has great legs, and USES them (kicking) as she tells it like it is (candour) Also there were drug rumours–Gary’s always had a tacky 70s vibe about him, so drugs and fighting seem tres Gary. Gary doesn’t let a formal occasion stand between him and a blue.

gemyogi
gemyogi

Venus in cancer too! but haven’t been feeling like slapping ppl (unusual), just being blistering honest…

it’s unusual for me not to be feisty… aries rising

gemyogi
gemyogi

*blisteringly honest

movedon
movedon

Ahem. Well there’s something going on for anyone with strong cancer planetary influences. I flung off a verbal bitch slap to my sister yesterday – the level of venom has appalled me. I know I’m not the only member of the family that is being ignored but yet another refusal to acknowledge a phone call or numerous texts to day happy birthday sent me in a fury that would do a multiple Scorpio proud in the level of sting released. Jeeze. Not happy with me at the moment!

electric eel lib
electric eel lib

this post is very timely Mystic! I swear so psychic. I am worried about one of my Cancer pals. She has been acting cryptic for a few months…sometimes getting super positive and indulging in LOA meetup groups and stuff….but there is a dark UN-authentic energy abounding in her lately like she is stifling her Queen of cups vibe to try to be an Ice Queen gold digger type. Plus she has gotten really critical of her physical self. As a friend, i don’t feel like i can do much except remind her of who she really is.

gemyogi
gemyogi

love the new gravatar EEL

electric eel libran
electric eel libran

i wish i had control of the gravatar. 🙁

Gemyogi
Gemyogi

Bizarre. It’s nice though!

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

yaaay, you finally got yourself a grav.
It’s electrifying!! 😀

Electric Eel Libran
Electric Eel Libran

actually i don’t. i don’t know how i wound up with this one. 🙁

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

gravatar.com

go there an upload a pic you like

hdq
hdq

not in it to win it, although my sub expired today (boooo!), but haHA i now see why i LOVE jay z. pluto-moon-uranus rising????? HELLLLLLZ yes!!! and a dead-on neptune-venus-pof conjunction on the cusp of the 3rd, and his MC on my sun. dude’s got it going on. though it didn’t stop him from telling solange, since gary is on his merc, “yeah, that’s my BITCH.”
i woulda pounded him too.

hdq
hdq

oh! going back to an old charles comment- mars on his 8* libra uranus means that he should be aware of out-of-the-blue road rage. but when you have a chauffeur, it’s gotta find a different outlet- hence the lift- aka transport, hello!- random ultraviolence!

S
S

HDQ – I really want to win, so I can gift you a SUB to MM. I might be an Aussie but I know that the magik that you weave be true 😉

Anonymous
Anonymous

S, if anyone can weave an aural masterpiece of a tapestry, it’s you. :). I will accept your gift when you win. 🙂
ps I hearts you to kingdom come and am so happy that you’re feeling better! Xxxxx

S
S

Could it be because I am back @ Camp Crazy for another night and them…homeless (spin cycle). Is that freedom in the air. Nah the flesh of the truth is out. She asked me to leave, it was so difficult not to say “Fuq yeah”. True wellness is being in control of what you can achieve within the given time frame and reframing yourself back into focus. x

Anonymous
Anonymous

This is very cap moony wise. Concrete, profound. Hey s, I think we’re born a couple of weeks apart, so you must be having the dual Neptune- Uranus trines too. Seriously wacky (but also familiar, like I’ve waited all my life for them) energy.

S
S

I just tossed in Gary and 151 – hello bring it on!

Anoony
Anoony

This is a good idea S, hdq needed here.

Calling HDQ
Calling HDQ

Hi sweet HDQ, can you write a note to email to pick up the sub, xx.

Calling HDQ
Calling HDQ

Er write to mystic medusa that is, gifting the sub to you as S suggested.

hdq
hdq

Awwwwww, really???? You’re the best inscrutable robot ponchoed kitty ever, Sphinxy!! Love love love xxxx

Gemyogi
Gemyogi

Pls email me! Address on blog!

inscrutablerobotponchoedkitty
inscrutablerobotponchoedkitty

Shhhhhhhhhh 😯 😉
Lol, ur welcome! 😀

toroloco
toroloco

The Saggo big mouth really does need to learn when to stfu, especially around uber-moody Crab sis-in-laws. (My sis is a Cancer and they can go from happy to RAWR in 2 sec flat…)

Hm, not sure if I can make an Astro Gary anaylzation into this. It just seems like an unfortunate. It just seems unfortunate that a family drama was so disrespectfully released, especially since I’m a bigger fan of Solange than Queen B. (Bey has Star/business power, but Solange has the musical talent, imho)

nush ciel
nush ciel

Asteroid Gary and filling up to max shininess La Luna may be responsible for the psycho Italian Crab neighbour totally losing her senses and instructing idiot husband to put up 2 more HUGE mirrorson the outside their house, facing our windows. Apparently an attempt to deflect my Awesome ZZ hauteur/ magical evil eyes. Now there are 3. Maybe when I put my familiars out for their monthly moon bath, the mirrors will crack or fall off walls. any ideas?

david5379
david5379

Looks like he’s got more then 99 problems now

akapluto
akapluto

ahahahah

GFTpisces
GFTpisces

One of which actually IS a b***h!

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