Celebrity is strange. This Retro-Mars is strange. Jay Z has Moon conjunct Uranus (he likes his women strong, beautiful, Uranian) in Libra, with Retro-Mars bang on the conjunction all May.
But if i were Jay Z’s astrologer, would i have predicted that he would be attacked by his Cancerian sister in law in a lift at the Met Gala?
Hell no. But in hindsight, it synchs. Moon – Cancerians. Uranus – sudden. We could go totally ape and do Freudian astro: the lift as womb symbol, Beyonce’s got SATURN at 9 degrees of Libra, so it’s like Mars as anarchist soldier storming the sombre lunar-Saturn vibe. Jay Z has asteroid Prometheus on his SUN in Sagittarius this week.
But we would go insane with such analysis.
Even so, i will give an extra year of Mega Mystic subscription to the person who manages to bring Asteroid Gary into this saga. Because where we have in-laws, maybe alcohol and a punch up in the lift, the footage of which gets leaked to the tabloids, there must certainly be involvement from asteroid Gary. Don’t you think?
Asteroid Gary is currently at 22 Sagittarius.
Note Beyonce, above, compiling her Leo Rising show must go on face.
Image + Story: Daily Mail
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