We go on a lot about Feng Shui and space cleansing here but hey is it possible that a good basic knowledge of Sun Signs could help in ghost-busting or at least identifying them?
Think about it.
The Aries Ghost – Noisy, likes making loud thumping noises and banging schizz around. Would rattle chains for sure if there are any.
The Taurus Ghost – Creaky floorboards, couch creaking is if someone flinging themselves down on it, fridge opens and shuts.
The Gemini Ghost – Television turns on in the middle of the night a la The Ring, phone does weird stuff, lights on and off but ghost has such a short attention span, it can’t commit and goes off to also haunt your neighbor.
The Cancerian Ghost – Sighs, transmits nostalgic music and scents through the ether, quite likes the old-school touches like bats and flickering candles.
The Leo Ghost – the mirror constantly fogs up even though you think nobody is there. They also like to haunt landmarks, castles and Oscars ceremonies or theaters, even if only as undead fans.
The Virgo Ghost – Shit gets organized and moved around all over the place. Like you put something down and it’s gone – only to reappear later. Because Virgo has a system.
The Libra Ghost – The Sock Thieves – because if the socks don’t seem to match perfectly, Libra would rather start over. Leaves traces of perfume in the ether.
The Scorpio Ghost – The sexy ones you read about in medieval lit who try to pull even when they’re dead.
The Sagittarius Ghost – they fling open the front door, back door, any door. Blasts of fresh air when everything is closed.
The Capricorn Ghost – they wake you up early – who says you can’t be productive after a “nightmare” woke you at 4.58am?
The Aquarius Ghost – Aquarians don’t haunt – you have to access their other dimension via something fancy like a particle collider or Tesla device. They will show themselves to cats on occasion.
The Pisces Ghost – Pulls fancy schizz like ectoplasm on walls and spectral wailing until they get a Feng Shui person down there or a hot exorcist that they actually might fancy or at least be able to talk to about their whacko theories.
Bizarre, neatly folded sheet of snow coming off a slide at a Colorado Playground – this is like the Haunted Virgo Playground.
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