The Upside Of Being Raised By A Qi Vampire

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There are upsides to being raised by a Qi Vampire. But Vanadium only discovered this via a regression session. Soon afterward, just as Neptunian Life Coaching had promised, the flashbacks began.

It was her as a child before she had had her Saturn Return and become Vanadium Lightyear.

She was aged nine, home from boarding school and doing her mother’s Tarot card spread.

She knew Mummy hated getting The Devil card at the start of another promising romance, so she decided to lie and say it was a Cups card. “It is the Nine Of Cups. Dreams come true. This man is approaching, even now. A Porsche? Speedboat? He is traveling at speed, but in luxury and is fully in command. He wants only you.”

Vanadium’s flashback ended right there, but it was enough to trigger some rad realizations.

Being raised by a Qi Vampire had left her with strong borders but residual rigidity.

Though she saw herself as a candid person, she was also an entirely adept liar and had been so since the age of at least 9.

Her reaction to people acting weak to prioritize their needs over hers was way over the top.

That the real upside of being raised by a Qi Vampire was extreme self-reliance.

 

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This is so interesting. I always wondered if the Devil had on a red or blue dress.
Guess you had to be there…looking forward to the new dream chapter approaching. 🙂

Sphinx
Sphinx

Best astro gaga for me this one!! Awesome MM, poignant, EQ factor plus.

Love that Socrates has clear pairings of planets in his chart:

Sun/Jupiter/Hekate for warmth, power and generosity of spirit
Moon/Saturn for logic with emotion
Venus/Mercury for beautiful words
NN/Neptune for ability to dream his destiny into being

Sigh!

davidl
davidl

“Be as you wish to seem” is that like fake it till you make it ?

Sphinx
Sphinx

Ha, I translate it more like, ‘be your best self’. On a deeper level I actually think we are born with the image of what to aspire to and if we hold true to that in our lives, despite adversity, we will have achieved a tangible shift in our vibratory field.

cosmic fleece
cosmic fleece

http://vimeo.com/57857893

I see it like more like this – “Build yourself a good name…”.advice from William Burroughs to Patti Smith. Beaut little clip.

Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot
Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot

Also, I love Vanadium Lightyear. Always knew she had a backstory.
Needs to get in a catfight with Delia Antwerp Aars

Anonymous
Anonymous

No no… No catfights ! So 20th century 🙂
they start off with slightly frosty relations but after an exchange over a Juno and Tonic (made with Jupiter berries) realise they were playmates as toddlers at Ceres Daycare. Both strong individuals in the public eye, for different reasons, they decide to keep their renewed friendship private, but meet every now and then on remote islands to discuss progress of their ongoing plan to vanquish the qi-botherers of the world. The ones who really have it coming.

Pi
Pi

^ me

Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot
Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot

Who else has been having OUT there dreams????

Xx
Xx

Yes. All week.

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

Yes! Also some questionable conscious moments.

toromojorising
toromojorising

Yes, absolute crazy dreams all week here. Some very confronting, and some just random and bats.

davidl
davidl

Yes ! Since mars direct. In one if them my family returned to our car to find 10 or more people jammed inside … Like a whole extended family. They had locked from the inside and I couldn’t get in. I said to wifey I’m calling the cops. She says.. No, I feel sorry for them, they need somewhere to live. Let’s just use our other car. We walk away and find our other car but there it is in it’s parking spot totally flat ???. Like someone with a can opener had, with precision, cut it across and down… Read more »

toromojorising
toromojorising

How bizarre! I wonder what it means? Last night, I dreamed of meeting 4 polar bears on a remote, windswept beach. Never dreamed of bears before, let alone polar bears.

Veronica
Veronica

Car in my dreams usually = my life/energy of moving forward, often had dreams of not quite being able to reach the brakes

Polar bears out of place on a beach…Makes me think something to do with yr journey to Antarctic? Were the bears dangerous?

toromojorising
toromojorising

The bears were very angry indeed. But I held my ground (didn’t run) so they didn’t get me. Perhaps Antarctic connection, although there are no bears down there!

Wildwood
Wildwood

Yep, all week, about all my exes. Sometimes delightful, other times sickening, but with all I’m waking up and the feeling from the dream lingers well into the morning. Maybe there’s some Venus-Neptune thing going on in my chart…

electric eel libran
electric eel libran

yes! me too. dreams about chopped onions and bathrooms changing rooms in the house! augh!

gypseewind
gypseewind

Omg, the dreams!! The other night I had a dream that I was getting lip implants (though why I can’t imagine) and the surgeon kept giving me these goofy one liners as the nurse explained the procedure. I was saying that I wasn’t sure I really needed such a thing,… but the surgeon was adamant about me having it done, then I became the fly on the wall, so to speak, and watched in horror as the surgeon used a dead mouse as my lip implant!!! wtf!

cosmic fleece
cosmic fleece

oui oui I dreamt this morning i was teaching in a small hutch type thing in the desert ( in hutch to be under more shade than the trees could give). The sand was yellow. I was teaching a group of little children to early teens about different trees and their uses. I said ”Jesus” out loud to grab their attention and was met by a steely stare from a Satrun type teacher under another hutch, i called out to him ”It’s ok, Im teaching them this is the wood he used” …And then proceeded to show them another timber… Read more »

PlutonicUranian
PlutonicUranian

Beware Jupiter … the Porsche might be a rental, or even worse, a lease.

Ever Diurnally Cool,
Saturn

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

A lease. Lol!

Electric Eel Libran
Electric Eel Libran

eh..Socrates… I want to know more about Xanthippe, his wife!

=)

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

LOL Bats!

Where did the Devil go? It’s not in the deck anymore. Think.