Never Again With The Mandrake Wine

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Girl on merry go round

She felt nauseated. Never again with the Mandrake Wine and Past Life Regression crap.

What sort of past life WAS this anyway?

She was going to resign from Neptunian Life Coaching Services just as soon as she could get back there.

And what sort of weird names did the consultants have anyway. Clotho? Lachesis? Atropos?  Were they pedigree cats? Seriously W.t.f.?  She didn’t care that Mandrake Wine was the preferred potion of Circe. She decided that she cared only for the current life. Living only in the now. Maybe that was the point of the stupid regression experience.

Fuq she wanted her money back. And what sort of wankers wanted to only be paid in pentacles anyway?  “Pentacles,” Clotho had explained, “were the original Bitcoin.”  Yeah, right.

She wanted out. She was going to back to studying Space Archeology and would never again even think about anything Neptune. It probably wasn’t even a planet. Just some stupid hologram. If Pluto couldn’t be a planet…but then she saw the merry go round operator…she recognized him at once. It was bliss.

She loved Neptunian Life Coaching and vowed to write them a testimonial the moment she got back.

 

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redondo.bleach

I live for these Vanadium Lightyear posts! This one doesn’t come up when you search though because her name isn’t mentioned.

pi
pi

Jaysus, 117 comments already. So I am going to repeat stuff probably. Treat a man like a cat. Ignore him til he starts wrapping himself around your legs. Smell like food. Look like you might be comfortable to lie on. No chasey. That’s pretty much all I got. Also, what mystic said. He sounds hot. but given the erratic shiz, I’d drop all contact. His move. We have the same astro in this regard btw but alas no Leo cops for me :/ be happy, you probably look hot with all that gym time 😉 xxoo

pi
pi

Oh Ffs what!!! This is meant to go on the love zombie thing. *throws hands up* whatever, world.

hdq
hdq

In my kismet, Mystic told me to just hang on until August. Easier said than done, but i just figured it out.
Imma make me some mandrake wine. Aphrodisiac and delieriant, yum. It can absorb all these mad blood moon eclipse cardinal cross energies, and I can decant and drink it and go flying for my birthday in two months. Muahahaha! And then emerge, reborn, from the loony bin in time for my nodal return. Sweet. A Plan.

hdq
hdq

Btw this is my favorite post EVER.

Charley
Charley

Inspired plan! I wanna do that.

Sphinx
Sphinx

Never come across the Fates in my meanderings, I like it! I wonder if they get along with the Sirens or Oracles? Interesting how often old cultures describe life as being woven like a tapestry, where knots in time are magic ways of binding destiny. String theory for the ancients?

And it sounds like it might be time for poncho season again reading above 😯 .
‘The Poncho Eclipse’ sounds so much more cosy than the bloodmoon eclipse.

gemA4
gemA4

Weaving as a story really interests me. It involves Penelope, the Fates, and also Athena & Arachne. A similar symbol has come up a couple of times for my questions to the Sabian Oracle online. Once I asked what kind of specialness did I have, and once I asked what kind of “angel” I have. The reply to both was: ARIES 15 AN INDIAN WEAVING A BLANKET IN THE LIGHT OF THE SETTING SUN. I don’t know what that has to do with my life going forward, but once I started a History PhD program that was subconsciously inspired by… Read more »

Pegasus
Pegasus

THat piece of fantasia was seriously comedie noire Myst.
My Neptunian Waves now are doing L’ Ocean not Le Drogues.

Mercury is certainly now in Aries…..lol.

Fabulous names to 3 Colourpoint Persians or Chinchila kitties :-
I hope this post was as funny for you as it was for me.

davidl
davidl

Yes ! Merc into Aries is conj my natal merc in Aries trine Jupiter today and tomorrow. I should put on a nice shirt and sell some product.
I’m up for it, though the vibe is so manic out there. The crazies seem like they are well and truly in charge of the madhouse right now.
On second thoughts I’ll make some calls and hang around the house in a kaftan, much better idea.

Invictus
Invictus

Love the new ‘tar Pegasus. Fab xoxo Was thinking of doing something similar for mine but I’m happy with my “image” on here for now (literally) still need to get around to feminising my screen nom du plom. Sphinx was spot on with Invicta. btw is anyone lee feeling as if it’s full moon already? My heart has been racing for hours. It’s like Chiron and Uranus are saying, “honey these be work-y hours why sleeptheth thee, tis futile see you not?” or is that Yoda? I can’t tell. Was soooo bleeding tired as hardly slept last night that I… Read more »

Hathors Horns
Hathors Horns

Haha Mystic this is brilliant! Pluto; the original Carny. I can hear the Calliope from here. How can I get a consult with these NLCS cats? I gots pentacles… And warm milk lol.

davidl
davidl

My first thought was… This woman is not a Capricorn. Not sure what her chart is but it’s like Saturn never went there.

Ms.
Ms.

pentacles were the original bit coin lol

Elise
Elise

With my sun conjunct natal Neptune this sounds just about right to me 😉

I like these ladies…. I would love to be a Neptunian life coach 😉 someday!

Nr
Nr

Totally not interested in the Mandrake Wine because I am waiting for the Tarot Muse Ambrosia 😀 😀 😀

Domestic Triffid
Domestic Triffid

Well blurk. My Pinterest is still very shiny, but my life has fallen into a hole of vomit and pain. Literally. Gastro for a week. Neck out, knee out, hip out and the slowly dawning realisation that my Zap Zone / Saturn / whatevah thang is sorting my physical shit out completely, and NOW. I have the IChing in the background talking about the Army and getting my tail wet; and tarot decks spitting The Wheel, the Eight of Cups and Death at me every time I so much as look at them. Plan A is 5:2 my current regime.… Read more »

pi
pi

“Got a uterus? You fucking stop that right now.”

Lol!!!!!

Agree, if theyre going to bleat about anything to generate content, they could at least make me laugh. Honestly. At least mystics astro haha is here. I think she described my typical thought process (particularly the about-face ha)

Libra takeover in the zap zone
Libra takeover in the zap zone

Has anyone ever done a past life regression before?

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

I did one with this woman:

It seemed legit but it didn’t solve any of my problems or really give me any insight into what I need to do with my life now or help me release past loves or anything. Just another story.

islandgirl
islandgirl

I did about 20 years ago. I went to a hypnotherapist who I immediately trusted, otherwise I would not have gone through with it + I wanted to experience how hypnotherapy worked as I wanted to study it. He relaxed me and then took me back to a past where I was about 5 or so. The experience itself was very interesting as I felt myself physically change – i mean i actually felt my face change and my voice as well. My experience was a bit like lucid dreaming (I do plenty of that – my Neptune is in… Read more »

islandgirl
islandgirl

OOPS. I don’t know why there are so many question marks – I only pressed the key once.

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

” It didn’t really shine light on anything, it just seemed to compound the dilemma.”

Same here exactly!!

Sphinx
Sphinx

To me as a past life therapy focused practitioner there is usually an excellent reason the mind has thrown those stories or images up for you to observe. It may have required another session or a better line of questioning to get to the heart of the emotional core of the story. Like everything worth doing, this kind of pursuit takes practice, so while some people get amazing one-off experiences, it’s not true for all.

12th house Virgo
12th house Virgo

Oh, I wish we could chat in real life. The reading wasn’t a vision or trance state. The woman saw the past life and told me about it. I asked what life spirit thought was most relevant to my problem at the time. So, I got another story. I have seen my past lives since then. Can’t say how I do it. And the reader I used said she never had seen her own.

Sphinx
Sphinx

Argh, would love to chat with those here interested! The amount of times we come back to this topic… I get what this woman does as I do remote work for people too. It’s sometimes much smoother for me to do it that way than in person. We all get in our own way so much. I love the genius word ‘soul-mining’ of MM’s so much because I find working on my past lives to be really important to my development psychically. Each life experienced & unlocked amplifies yr ability a smidge. Sometimes a lot! You are clearly gifted, wish… Read more »

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

She said my pain was so great in the life she read that she could get sucked into it which is why she only does remote readings. I’ve progressed since then. I don’t think I understood the point of that experience until now – the Universe was letting me know some stuff you can’t fix, some pain you just have to let go of or…really…there is no “or”…we’re talking multiple lives, lol! I uncovered others on my own in trying to deal with pain – all pain around not being with my Sag soul mate, or not being with…some other.… Read more »

Sphinx
Sphinx

Current life/past life doesn’t matter as they are inextricably linked, all healing affects us across time/space! But yes, the intention to heal is so important. I won’t take clients who just ‘want to see what happens’, because that is all they will get, something happening. Waste of time! As for the lady being affected by others, being afraid of a client’s pain or abreactions simply imparts those qualities to the client. Frankly it is part of the work to encounter pain & fear & shouldn’t be avoided by either party imo. reading that i am reminded of friends who encounter… Read more »

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Wish I could book a visit with you! I’m having new realizations through our dialogue now.

Sphinx
Sphinx

Physical responses to being in trance are always fascinating! A teacher of mine always told the story of his first regression which spontaneously led to Atlantis where he was a soldier being ‘court-martialled’. His helmet had been pressing uncomfortably into his face and when he had finished he had a mark on his forehead for several hours. Needless to say, PLR became his ‘thing’. 😉 You sound very responsive to trance. Am working on Lucid Dreaming atm which is much harder than trance states for me.

Electric Eel Libran
Electric Eel Libran

oh neptune, please don’t screw me over this time. or at least use lube this time.

your pal,

da electric eel libran

Electric Eel Libran
Electric Eel Libran

Actually does anyone know anything about Aries men….specifically water moon ones? I need help. I’m going to trawl through Mystics old tags for Aries men. He’s not your typical Aries guy though.

Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot
Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot

Aries Men!? hmm be direct? If you’re going to call, call. I think they like people who don’t beat around the bush. But a water moon could change all that…

Electric Eel Libran
Electric Eel Libran

check! Direct is my middle name, right after Electric! Thanks!

He doesn’t have all the other attributes I am reading about in Mystic’s articles. His biceps are puny. No red fast car. He’s like all mystical and crap. I wish I knew his Ascendent. He’s got super delicate fragile features so I’m not sure what rising that would be. But he’s a lunar crab.

Centaurus
Centaurus

One long term partner .. who incidentally had a red fast car.. had a notable trait that I recall all these years later. Jealous. Always either paranoid or accusing me of being into someone else. Not insecure perse and a little bit caveman eg you come when I call. European background might have contributed there. The rest of his astro I don’t recall but he was committed, loyal, good in bed and only really listened to or feared one woman.. his mum.

electric eel libran
electric eel libran

thanks for the insight. i have never been with an Aries despite the supposed attraction between Libras and Rams so i have no idea re: jealousy but I am more used to jealous Aquarius & scorpios. normally i am so competitive and masculine that aries is not attracted in the first place. This one is weird. He finds my sarcasm charming and channels it into light. wtf? It’s like he can handle raptors but not using brute force to do it like so many aries brethren.

Centaurus
Centaurus

It could have been his heritage or some other astro aspect. I don’t know but it all got a bit tiresome.

Channelling sarcasm into light. I love that. I need someone like that due to my super dry sense of humour. Yep, Aries are not typically designed to do that in an endurance capacity. Either that or he’s so into you he’s not being his true Aries self yet 🙂

Maybe it’s a node thing.

Electric Eel Libran
Electric Eel Libran

I know. As a Scorp Moon, we can take the shine out of chrome with sarcasm just by sitting next to it. and i know it’s off-putting for most, but it’s like he just treats it like a challenge. I am like who is arrogant enough to sign up to be my foot-rest? But if it as you say, it may be I that will eventually be the foot-rest. lol!

Charley
Charley

Could basically do a PHD in Aries men. The two main ones in my life are super romantic and mystical but they both have Mercury and Venus in Pisces, sounds like maybe this one does too?

Electric Eel Libran
Electric Eel Libran

yes Mercury in Pisces

but Venus in Toro & Mars in Cap.

What else should I know about Aries men?

Charley
Charley

So pretty earthy and watery then! Would help if we knew his ASC, perhaps something airy? Maybe Gemini, I find Gemini men can be quite delicately featured and prone to mystical woo woo? Perhaps the water and earth is dominating his Aries-ness or maybe it comes out in the sack?!! Very generally Aries men are selfish in the most un-nasty way, just truly self serving, a little childish and irritable, enthusiastic and romantic, opinionated, outspoken, charismatic even when kind of rude, they all seem to be obsessed with bicycles hahaha maybe that’s just a weird coincidence. I’m always attracted to… Read more »

Electric Eel Libran
Electric Eel Libran

thanks the insight Charley! I haven’t seen a bicycle fetish yet but I’ll be on the look out.

Charley
Charley

Haha I don’t know why I put that in there, it just occurred to me that all the ones I know are literally obsessed with bikes, so weird.

Nr
Nr

Pentacles were the original Bitcoin.

Omg I think that just gave me happy vibes for the next week.

Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot
Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot

I’m right with you there Scorporation!!! 🙂 Bliss!

TOP PIAB marks for this delightful bit of astro gaga.

I want to ride that merry-go-round!!

xXx
LuX
Lovin’ the Leo Moon

Electric Eel Libran
Electric Eel Libran

I <3 that bit of wordsmithing too!

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

LOL Mystic 😀

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

“She decided that she cared only for the current life. Living only in the now. Maybe that was the point of the stupid regression experience.”

YES – I keep getting back to with myself then sucked into some Neptunian recognition thingy and ugh I just can’t claim to control anything that goes on around here but if I am here its where I am – merry go round operator or not.

islandgirl
islandgirl

Yep – can so relate to what you say.

catfish moon
catfish moon

Oh my. Neptune is going to be in my 7th for a long time, but somehow this is who I use to be and not who I am now. But I get it. I do.

catfish moon
catfish moon

Just go for the spiced rum. No mandrake wine, No more past life regressions etc.

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