The Experimental Love Zombie Vaccine Worked Fast

Giampaolo Sgura

Thrillingly, the Experimental Love Zombie Vaccine had worked quickly.  Beyond belief in fact.  Delusions and crushes on Unavailables still manifested in her brain but were shattered almost immediately, as if by an intellectual laser.

She knew that the Zap Zone/Grand Cardinal Cross was also a factor. Every night she was releasing rage toward exes and past scenarios in her sleep, awakening serene and with high endorphin flow after the most intense of dreams.

Not to mention that now having Vanadium Lightyear as a name tended to put off all but the most Uranian of suitors.  She noticed that her ignoring of the Aquarians drove them mad with lust and curiosity about even her most vague of Space Archeology theories.

So the side effects of her Experimental Love Zombie Vaccine (a simple serum, held under the tongue for just eight seconds) included Extreme Minimalism but she could cope with that. Clothes were so conventional and usually unethical.

Her newly decluttered apartment was testament to her fresh disdain for objects. She needed but her yoga mat, heels, computer, weights and macadamia oil. She WAS the Feng Shui. She was the Zap in any Zone. Everything else could be ordered in, when she felt like it. Even the Aquarians.

 

Image: Giampaolo Sgura – Allure Russia

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Aquaria
Aquaria

So as per your comments, this works not only for Aqua Suns, but also for Aqua Moons, Rising, etc?

Kim
Kim

Very interesting on the Aquarian.

I cant do that whole mean thing, unless i mean it, and then I MEAN IT and i’m not interested. probably why taureans and aquarians arent interested.

hang on, unless he’s doing it to me. daM!

Ms.
Ms.

Ha. you ordering in the Aqua’s then Mystic?

2 boxes of pad thai, a bottle of neptune and an aquarian please

Charles
Charles

The minimalism with yoga mat, weights, etc. is all good, but Taurus says you can’t live without the leather couches.

S
S

Totally agree. Leather all the way baby!

flowerchild
flowerchild

Oh how I need this vaccine! Over the last couple years I did put to rest an old LZ situation that had gone on for YEARS and I learned a lot from it and it really shifted things so much so that I thought I’d never LZ about anyone again until………….. Ugh! Very recently it has happened again, with a different person, but not as strongly and I see it for what it is and the ‘conviction’ about it doesn’t go as deep, like, it’s not all so ‘real’ like it was in the past. I’m letting it be there… Read more »

catfish moon
catfish moon

I really don’t need this vaccine as I just flat out refuse to ever love zombie again.
The last time I was disgusted with myself.
Does help to be in a happy relationship.

CW
CW

Love this.

D.S. West
D.S. West

I’m not even wise to the stars in the least, but I love love your writing style. It’s carefree and brimming with personal significance. Personality–it’s harder to share that than people realize, and you make it look like a cinch.

Thank you for your astrological guidance but, also, thank you for your art 🙂

Invictus
Invictus

omg I could agree more. I was actually a bit anti astrology when I first stumbled on this site – I’d had some dodgy readings based on an incorrect birth time from fear mongering old school types who go “pooh 12th house is BAD and oh no 8th house … ooohh veeery baaaad. ” type crap but someone I really dig on, a gf who is my mentor in fitness had “liked’ this site on FB Mystic’s images and writing totally blew my mind. I joined for the art and the writing, then got a whole community of cyber soul… Read more »

Invictus
Invictus

see. I COULD agree more.
That was not a typo.
I need more coffee

Vetiver Moon
Vetiver Moon

I love Space Archaeology and releasing rage in sleep. It looks like, from my own chart, I have a 7th house of Aquarius and Venus sextile Uranus and…. I happily roll with unavailability, Siberia and my own time construct.

Virgo Ellie
Virgo Ellie

Ahhhh.. I feel the LZ coming in but going to fight it as per MM!. Let’s see what happens after May 19th. This Pisces is SO much like the toro/gem.. it’s incredible. So, of course I have been sitting asking myself “Why do you attract these type of men”.. and yes.. it brings me to my family of men who ignored me. Even my father when my Mom was around. (sigh). I wish I could get the answer to help me figure out how to let this go! And “hey”.. I am thinking of going for counseling… (sigh again).. they… Read more »

Kat
Kat

Gem Aqua Moon ex-BF.I walked him down the aisle at his wedding. He loved the shock value.

Pi
Pi

Tyler’s new Keyhole Yoga workout was finally perfected. Losing that final 2 kilos of her already reed-thin frame was the trick. It meant, after coating herself in a mixture of WD-40 and coconut oil, she could contort herself through her Boss’s front door via the keyhole and wander about. Of course, she was naked so anyone wandering in might get a shock, but she knew her Boss was away in Accra right now making new deals to recycle old motherboards into a large-scale array of 3D printers. But she couldn’t work out what he was making. It wasn’t love. It… Read more »

Leomancer
Leomancer

Fantastic work Pi!

Pi
Pi

🙂

Porkchop
Porkchop

‘It doesn’t matter how I got into your house. What matters is that we’re together now.’

(I read this comment / joke on another post recently and it totally cracks me up)

Pi
Pi

it appeals to the psycho in me 😀

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

WD 40 and coconut oil to contort oneself through the keyhole and wander about the boss’s office…to satisfy professional curiosity! I feel this shouldn’t make sense! But it does!

Pi
Pi

she is so slender in the image, it reminded me of one of The X-Files monsters that is in human form, but gene mutations means that he can elongate himself to slide under doorways, through grates etc 🙂 so, you know…

Ms.
Ms.

I so wanted that superpower as a child.

Aquaria
Aquaria

Dunno about the X-Files, but that had been done way earlier and he’s called Mr. Fantastic:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mister_Fantastic

That said, I always thought Ioan Gruffudd was hot in that suit.

Pi
Pi

aha. maybe this is his granddaughter. elasticity skips a generation 🙂

Porkchop
Porkchop

I need a hit of this too… Have developed a big crush on a hunky Cancerian coworker! Although I am kind of keeping my head on my shoulders. I realise I don’t know him all that well and could be projecting tons of stuff onto him that isn’t really there. Plus he could be already taken! I have no idea. I’ve never wanted to dip my nib into the office ink – too complicated! So maybe I will enjoy the view whenever I bump into him 🙂 I have been single for five years and this is the first time… Read more »

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

“Dip my nib into the office ink” Hahaha… 😀

yeah been there… many times.
Cap rising, Sun and Neptune in 10th house

Porkchop
Porkchop

It’s a line from the first Bridget Jones movie 🙂

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

oh.. I saw it but I’m terrible at remembering lines form movies.

Invictus
Invictus

echo that last paragraph Porkchop

Twin-gemini
Twin-gemini

Love: “she Was the Feng Shui”! On that note – was ‘fenging’ my home and realised, that I have 2 rubbish bins standing in my “love/romance’ corner of the house (outside of course). One bin is for ‘recycling’ lol I had to laugh about it! My relationships been rubbish and some of them I recycled. Re: Aqua men – had one boss with abusive wife and he liked it!

Invictus
Invictus

mwhahahahahahaha
that adds a new spin on the “i like my relationships like I like my coffee ” joke
Brilliant!

S
S

Great bum, good fake take but no tits….Everybody has a cross to bare

Invictus
Invictus

Been sleeping and eating like a fiend the past week. In danger of becoming a cautionary whale, or perhaps a female version of Buddha ? The funny thing is I don’t seem to mind enough to stop wolfing down my home baked muffins and ice-cream The only exercise I do is stuff I enjoy. Nothing for cosmetic purposes at all. I seriously want to kick back into “former me” mode before my rapidly developing muffin top becomes a permanent fixture. I do find it very amusing tho. I’ve basically wrapped myself in xylitol based candy floss and cotton wool this… Read more »

freedom ala air
freedom ala air

I, like you, have been eating a drinking with reckless abandon, however I’m not so blessed w the sleep thing… And the beverages, well some of them are like the nectar of the godess, but in quantities that. Invite the devil if I’m not careful…

I wonder if you are gestating, something other than a baby? Well you probably are, a project or a change, something you need energy for, or even just giving birth to yourself? That breakfast sounds divine! I’ve been meaning to sprout buckwheat but I keep forgetting to buy it!

Invictus
Invictus

I love that picture. But atm part of me resents it’s perfection too. This is going to be quite a rant so please skip over it guys..it’s long, boring and not interesting. But when I share, hey, I SHARE. Blanches at the caps lock which is indicative of so much.. Ok you have been warned, don’t read this comment unless you need to feel a whole lot better about your own life, are utterly bored and in need of the smug cheer that knowing someone on the internet is sadder than you… Here goes ..and beware the typos for there… Read more »

Invictus
Invictus

PS This morning I realised that since the shoes are still in the box (I haven’t even dared look at them I feel so ashamed) I COULD in t h e o r y e r r r return them? Also the mind numbing cramps of last night and swollen tummy lead me to think that I MAY in fact be pre menstrual. Mountain, molehill, me? I’ve no idea what you’re talking about sorry. Incidentally this an astrology blog. Like Can we stick to the topic? Shoes, menstrual cycles and astrology pffff that’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard.… Read more »

DP
DP

That was a very entertaining read- thank you!

Invictus
Invictus

LOL
you’re kidding right?
lol
what wreck I feel, oh well
😀

Ariel
Ariel

Wow, this could be me right now. Even down to the parading naked. Grand Cross is unexpectedly manifesting as me suddenly wanting to leave a live-in relationship which has been going for a year and a half. I am staying with friends (Jupiter in 11th) & feel freaked out by the unequal power dynamics in our relationship (Pluto in 5th). I desperately want to be free and solo (Uranus conjuncting Moon in 9th). Mars retro is making it difficult for me with work/ money fuq ups due to a sprained ankle, but I’m determined (3rd house). I just awoke from… Read more »

AriesLove
AriesLove

I need some of what she’s having. It seems as though this zap zone has got me finally processing all the untapped emotional residue from my breakup with the aqua/toro. I managed to put this off for a good few months but now it’s just a crap load of unavoidable purging. I’m doing the calling in the one process bykKatherine Woodward Thomas, which of course is also opening up that whole saga of a wound. The issue now is that I’m past all the rage and finger pointing having worked non-stop on forgiveness but now I’m back to all the… Read more »

earthcat
earthcat

dit-o, dit-o, dit-o, I have worked on everything, and myself, but the toro-virgo has a whole compartment in my mind still it seems, maybe the love zombie remedy is a visit to an eternal sunshine of the mind type clinic?? though i dont know the address….

anon
anon

mars rx, give it til may -or July!

earthkat
earthkat

fantasy world – he’ll beg for me back. this world – ill find a hot new lover? 🙂

AriesLove
AriesLove

Lol, well at least we’re not alone in this. I’ve been giving serious thought to seeing a past life regression type healer. Raym Richards in Mullumbimby keeps coming to mind. Perhaps severing some kind of cosmic tie is the way to go. Or uncovering something significant about the encounter that is subconscious to us?? At this point, anything that brings peace of mind would be a miracle.

Vixen Virgo
Vixen Virgo

Ah yes, I relate to this!! For some bizzaro reason my Leo X and by X, I mean XXXX: my high school + 5 years afterward boyfriend, has also nested intently in my head. He cheated on me and I found out on Valentines Day 1998. Have not communicated since apart from a silent glare off at the high school ten year reunion. Now I feel the need to connect and talk it through. I emailed him today, 20 years after we first went out together. After looking for pagan out damn spot spells and other cleansing rituals over the… Read more »

LotusFlower
LotusFlower

Mmm relate to this too. Think it’s just a stage in the letting go. Perhaps you are afraid to let go of the contact for fear of the void / that holding onto this love vibe (memory) is better than no thing. It sounds also a little like regret. In my case it is – underneath the NEED to get out and save my skin, my soul, there is still sadness that the closeness could not have resulted in something better or.. more.

DP
DP

I was (and am still) an Aries in LZ mode over an Aquarius. My sad tale of woe sounded very similar to yours. You want to know what broke my spell? Anger. Anger and intense self-righteousness. After all the wishing him well, forgiveness, trying to be friends, sighing, crying, etc., I finally found myself one day trying to rehash yet another phase of emo crap when he… ordered me off his property. Yep. You heard me. Well, I turned around, left the house without a word, and as my feet hit the sidewalk, a little voice inside me said, “We’re… Read more »

DP
DP

By the way, we are best friends now, and have been for about 9 years.

Aquaria
Aquaria

I’d almost take it just to be able to call myself my own personal version of Vanadium Lightyear…

Sphinx
Sphinx

I don’t need the aquarian vaccine at least, I like them but I have never love zombied on behalf of an Aqua (it’s a verb for sure now: I love zombie, she love zombies, they love zombie, we love zombie)!

Maybe Vanadium has some friends? Palladium Goodyear the Libran, Helium Zenyear the Pisces, Beryllium Longyear the Taurean one etc.

whoopdeedoo
whoopdeedoo

🙂

My offspring has begun investigating astrology and insists she doesn’t have autism: “It’s just that I have Aquarianism!”

5 planets + Ceres in Aqua, Gemini Moon

(That’s a lotta air up there.)

catfish moon
catfish moon

Oh how cute!

whoopdeedoo
whoopdeedoo

Yes, but really difficult to explain at school meetings. 🙂

Sphinx
Sphinx

I haven’t met her, but I looove yr daughter! I only have Lilith in Aqua, but I am thinking I have Aquarianism too (ADD too of course, Gem Asc 😉 )

Invictus
Invictus

That could be a Cindi Lauper song Sphinx I love the verb To LZ If the yanks can create verbs from nouns and pretend prepositions don’t exist then I think a little syntax play is permitted (ooh this is getting kinky) Syntax play. I like 😀 So I created a verb from an adjective the other day. I may have expelled this thought here before so please forgive if I have “Morrissey” STOP ME OH HO HO STOP ME STOP ME IF YOU THINK THAT YOU’VE HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE fair warning i think the verb is To Mawk As… Read more »

Sphinx
Sphinx

I don’t see why we couldn’t bring the old meaning while we are studying parasites more in depth? “The “mawk” of “mawkish” derives from Middle English “mawke,” which means “maggot.” “Mawke,” in its turn, developed from the Old Norse word “mathkr,” which had the same meaning as its descendant. Although “mawkish” literally means “maggoty,” since at least the 17th century English speakers have eschewed its decaying carcass implications and used it figuratively instead. As one language writer put it, “Time has treated ‘mawkish’ gently: the wormy stench and corruption of its primal state were forgotten and ‘mawkish’ became sickly in… Read more »

Invictus
Invictus

No that is AMAZING info – As in GENIUS! I’m reading parasite Rex now. My NC thinks the vampire attraction I used to have is related to not being able to metabolise or process ones own energy so looking to take it from someone else. He just mumbled it as he was thinking aloud one day when I remarked how I used to be crazy about vampires since early childhood but lately have totally gone off them. It’s just an obsession, a fetish if you will that has been sloughed off in the past six months. His musing made sense… Read more »

bull with sting in tail
bull with sting in tail

Vanadium Lightyear her name may be……

But from here, her nickname is definitely “sweet-cheeks”

leogroover
leogroover

Did you mean “Butt” from here” BWSIT?

Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot
Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot

I think I am immune to Aqua peeps–thank goodness.

I think I was injected with this serum in my dreams since the beginning of April.

Brilliant.

catfish moon
catfish moon

I am immune. I’ve never been interested in one romantically.

Kakata/Aries68
Kakata/Aries68

I thought it was just me! I’ve been playing hardball with a new Aquarian – and the more that I ignore him, put him off, or tell I’m busy (and I genuinely am), the more he contacts me. I have finally given in to a date – but really, am not that fussed. And on paper, he is the ultimate catch. I just could not be bothered putting in much effort. And he’s 11 years younger than me – and that didn’t deter him either!

davidl
davidl

This vaccine is amazing ! You must start distributing it !

pleidian pisces
pleidian pisces

fuqing brilliant – god I laugh! thanks MM

pleidian pisces
pleidian pisces

now where do I get it….and damned the side effects

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