Thrillingly, the Experimental Love Zombie Vaccine had worked quickly. Beyond belief in fact. Delusions and crushes on Unavailables still manifested in her brain but were shattered almost immediately, as if by an intellectual laser.
She knew that the Zap Zone/Grand Cardinal Cross was also a factor. Every night she was releasing rage toward exes and past scenarios in her sleep, awakening serene and with high endorphin flow after the most intense of dreams.
Not to mention that now having Vanadium Lightyear as a name tended to put off all but the most Uranian of suitors. She noticed that her ignoring of the Aquarians drove them mad with lust and curiosity about even her most vague of Space Archeology theories.
So the side effects of her Experimental Love Zombie Vaccine (a simple serum, held under the tongue for just eight seconds) included Extreme Minimalism but she could cope with that. Clothes were so conventional and usually unethical.
Her newly decluttered apartment was testament to her fresh disdain for objects. She needed but her yoga mat, heels, computer, weights and macadamia oil. She WAS the Feng Shui. She was the Zap in any Zone. Everything else could be ordered in, when she felt like it. Even the Aquarians.
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