Thrillingly, the Experimental Love Zombie Vaccine had worked quickly. Beyond belief in fact. She still manifested delusions and crushes on Unavailables but they shattered almost immediately.
She knew that Uranus square Pluto was also a factor. Every night she was releasing rage toward exes and past scenarios in her sleep, awakening serene after her nocturnal exorcisms.
The side effects of the Experimental Love Zombie Vaccine (a serum, held under the tongue for exactly eight seconds) included Extreme Minimalism. She’d gone with it. Clothes were so conventional and usually unethical. Appliances emitted aura-frazzling EMFs.
Her newly decluttered apartment was testament to her fresh disdain for objects. She only needed her yoga mat, heels, computer, weights, and macadamia oil. She could order everything else in as necessary. Even Aquarians.
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