The Saturn Return Style inspiration came unbidden. But first, the gloom.
Was it worse because Saturn Return was in the same sign as her Sun? So far since it had become exact at 03.11, she had done her tax, booked a dental appointment and decided to become a Space Archeologist.
Next, she was going to fix the Feng Shui, stop pretending she liked static (because Saturn has no pretensions) and update her online dating profile to reflect her new persona. She was changing her name to Vanadium. Vanadium Lightyear. That felt Uranian.
Her astrologer had warned her that the Zap Zone would intensify her Aquarius Moon and strong Uranus. But she didn’t mention the Saturn Return Style reboot.
Usually devoutly single, she decided to become married by Easter. But then she thought again – what sort of a husband would she find with Mars Retrograde? It all felt too much. She didn’t even like her clothes anymore.
From now on she would wear only white, to protect her auric integrity. And metal bracelets that looked like the rings of Saturn.
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