Space Archeology

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The Saturn Return Style inspiration came unbidden. But first, the gloom.

Was it worse because Saturn Return was in the same sign as her Sun? So far since it had become exact at 03.11, she had done her tax, booked a dental appointment and decided to become a Space Archeologist. 

Next, she was going to fix the Feng Shui, stop pretending she liked static (because Saturn has no pretensions) and update her online dating profile to reflect her new persona. She was changing her name to Vanadium.  Vanadium Lightyear. That felt Uranian.

Her astrologer had warned her that the Zap Zone would intensify her Aquarius Moon and strong Uranus. But she didn’t mention the Saturn Return Style reboot.

Usually devoutly single, she decided to become married by Easter.  But then she thought again – what sort of a husband would she find with Mars Retrograde?  It all felt too much. She didn’t even like her clothes anymore.

No way would a Space Archeologist called Vanadium wear neo-Edwardian black lace Plutonic-Goth garb. The black feathers reminded her of the Edwardian era, not a pleasant association.

From now on she would wear only white, to protect her auric integrity.   And metal bracelets that looked like the rings of Saturn.

 

Image: Craig McDean – Interview March 2014

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cosmic fleece
cosmic fleece

Word for word from class mate yesterday prior to prac test –

”I mean I’m going to be 28 next week, I haven’t got time NOT to make a career change”

My reply ”said in true Pisceanstyle”

firewheel
firewheel

What a fabulous reading of that image MM.
It’s cheered me up enormously. I feel as though I can now veture forth into the world for the day

thanks
very amusing

Lux tec
Lux tec

I love that Space Archaeologist is an actual job title!

Amy M.
Amy M.

I thought I was Zap Zone prepped. Not feeling like I am so much now! 😡 The notion of complacency goes both ways.

Amy M.
Amy M.

*I should note this has mainly been in regard to my love life. Venus in my sign has been amazing. Now I’m starting to freak out. Are fated love attractions sill in motion? Do I just need to breathe and breathe some more while this storm passes? I’m not quite sure what’s happening.

Amy M.
Amy M.

Also, while mercury was Retro, the communication in my love life was so fluid. Since it’s been direct it hasn’t been such. Is there another aspect in my chart I should be looking that? What might have caused this?

LEF
LEF

Saturn is currently on my natal moon, having just touched my Sun (16d) and my Merc (5d)… Another few days and it’ll sit on my natal Uranus. Yep, quad scorp… But at 33, is this my Saturn return? Should i be looking at my progressed chart more?

An identifiable moment of clarity happened last night… My physical body feels lighter and more tolerant of external stimuli. Zap zone ready, I am.

Blue Moon
Blue Moon

And slouching is the new couching 😀

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

🙂

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

Ash Wednesday here. Not a lot of time, but I’ve done more with less.

I do hope Saturn doesn’t retro back far enough to revisit my Sun-Venus. Once was plenty.

Leo is my (empty) 6th house. Lilith will be wickedly fun company!

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

Is it Scorpio to slouch? My head & shoulders are perpetually heavy without a good distraction…

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

I didn’t get my four days off :/ I was counting on Ma Nature to have my back on that one & snow me in; instead we only got a few inches. *sigh* So I am tired & uninspired. That new moon conjunct my AC-Jupiter feels like it was months ago… *sigh*

*sigh*

*slouch*

*picking at cuticle & sighing more*

Pi
Pi

awww Scorp Corp whats up Dark one?

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

I hate my job. I hate dwelling in people’s pain. I hate having to pathologize what they’re experiencing to get paid. For once I would like positive people/experiences to flood my enviro, not an avalanche of negativity. It’s always a tsunami of negativity, every day.

That’s all. Lol

Thanks for asking, Pi. I’m going to shut up now: negativity is contagious– I would know. xx

Pi
Pi

ah, indeed sounds heavy. I am sending you glimmers of inspiration and hope new ideas / opportunities for work start appearing. xx

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

Thanks, Pi 🙂 x

Neptune is conjunct my AC-Jupiter from now till Dec 2015. I do believe I’m going to start seeing all manner of apparitions 😯

Andro
Andro

Mmwah Scorporation, hugs to you finding a different work sitch, delving is impossible to do without getting sticky and dirty, some small stain remains, our energy is changed by interacting with others… Interesting that you mention the 6th House of daily living is ruled by warm, sunny Leo.
Romance, kids, games as a means to earn a crust/daily living?

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

Mwah Andro! I’ve been in the psych biz of people for 18 years, in various capacities. I’m feeling pretty done with it all. I want to do more with my life. Once this work was fulfilling to me, now it’s mostly draining. It’s just time for a change! Cha cha cha changes: turn & face the *strange*

Strange sounds fun! 😀

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

Romance as a living? Kink-a 😛

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

(Per April’s astroscape, though, I won’t be making any change that will jeopardize my financial prospects in the near future.)

Blue Moon
Blue Moon

oh Scorpi, I so KNOW about sighing and picking at cuticles. I actually think I’ve taken it to a whole new level. If it was a marketable skill, I’d be rich.

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

You & me both, Blue! Then I could start that horse rescue I keep dreaming about… xx

davidl
davidl

Done you be lettin that Saturn fellerrrrr get yeeall messed up like, missy s. ? We be riden into town to get what’s ours from that highway rarben bank next week come Sunday.
They reckon there’s a new sherif in town but he none done worries us , right ?

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

Naw I ain’t scared a no sheriff no how. Holler when the posse’s this side a the range: I git my moonshine & lasso ready 😉 xx

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

You lookin’ for Travis Bickle?

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

Found him: he’s been in my pocket all along. Pass me the clippers & the keys.

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

— and now I’m off to meet with Buffalo Bill! From Silence of the Lambs, Buffalo Bill.

Yes, I hear them screaming in my sleep, thank you very much.

:/

Blue Moon
Blue Moon

Ha! @Scorpi. I hear you Clarice, I hear you. I’m having a friend for dinner soon myself as it ‘appens. @davidL. High Noon reference? Not sure but I LOVE Helen Ramiros in that film although normally I’d be team Grace Kelly. I sort of hate her in that movie. Total tangential narrative alert. Too late she cried. Ah but with this Saturn, Pluto, Chiron houseguest situation I have literally stopped caring what people think. Who plays the sherif in that film ? Does anyone else here not think I’m bonkers for saying this but that film is like this transit.… Read more »

Blue Moon
Blue Moon

So she bagged up all the feathers and out dated goth clobber and took her finely Pilates honed ass down to Oxfam. Even with perfect teeth and perfectly filed taxes she figured the karma of giving wouldn’t hurt her. Chanting her zap zone, Pluto in Capricorn mantra “dropping is the new shopping” as she sashayed down the side streets stopping to smell the roses on the way, cuz slow is the new fast and she was here and now.

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

A Blue gem xx

Blue Moon
Blue Moon

Thanks homies. And I was looking for a way to delete it as wrote it on my iPhone and thought it was shite so here’s some more…. Saturn & Chiron had been her house guests and she was in a funk, feeling claustro and lonely at the same time. The way you do around family and estranged spouses who you still co habit with (even astrally)… It would have been easy so for her feel victimised by their somewhat oppressive presence of late. She admitted to her dreamy eyed Network Chiro that she’d been I feeling sad and lonely and… Read more »

Blue Moon
Blue Moon

typos;
progressed moon, not professed
&
trying to, not tying

and the truth is, she didn’t feel awesome right away. It took about ten minutes and she DID buy a scarf but it cost less than £3 and she’d been eyeing it for MONTHS.
Why she was co compulsively drawn to colourful butterflies on white backgrounds lately was not only beyond comprehension but even mildly embarrassing in it’s simplicity. Anyway as she wrapped the white cotton scarf around her she sighed, “Let it be. Just let it be.”

Pi
Pi

that is great. and i particularly like ‘dropping is the new shopping’ !! might adopt as support mantra for taking things to charity shops
slow is the new fast, well i have that part under control 😉

Blue Moon
Blue Moon

Thank you Pi
I am learning it by force.
I want to be rush rush like I used to be but I have Saturn staying in my 12th house right now, which as you know is where I sleep.
Ha!
I am literally sleeping with the enemy!
He does love me tho, he’s just not terribly expressive. I like my lovers like I like my coffee, rich and Itallian hahahaha no, fast and bitter oh god shut me up… I have to work, love you guys fuq just love you guys… mwah

leogroover
leogroover

Love you back BM

Sagalicious Zap-Zoner (formerly PAC)
Sagalicious Zap-Zoner (formerly PAC)

I too love ‘Dropping is the new Shopping”. Such a minimalist mantra….time to make another t-shirt, MM?

calypso
calypso

she was exhausted. she and the time lord had jousted with each other for the best part of 2 years (her cable service had only lasted one) and then, at the critical moment, as he neared his natal mark, Saturn had withdrawn. turned and returned the way he had come. she knew she could not sleep, she knew he would be back. the light sabres with which their game would continue lay waiting in readiness. July, she thought to herself, staring at the door through which he had made his slow retreat.

gbs
gbs

Ha ha, cal, can so relate. I’ve got until November. Saturn conjuncting Sun and Neptune, sextiling my Mars and Pluto from the Sixth House: I’ve literally never worked so hard in my life and I’ve still got more than six months to go.

Lulu
Lulu

Fascinated by her tax more than anything. what WERE her sources of (legal) income & assume there were some dodgy deductions that allow a carryover loss to nx FYI?

Pi
Pi

a breakthrough project about the end of analogue television in Australia, sponsored by an anonymous and highly mysterious donor. Yet in spite of the broad critical acclaim and some coveted profile articles in key international publications, she remained not quite satisfied with the final work. The feathers and beaded net sleeves were only for the photo shoot, now she was in cahoots with Saturn, behind closed doors and when a large pay cheque wasn’t on offer, it was comfortable clothing and a simple pony tail.

Pi
Pi

(mysterious donor appeared to be based in Macau, at least that’s as far as she got with her line of enquiry She’d have to ask a favour of her estranged brother, who was a senior fraud investigator at INTERPOL, and she wasn’t keen on that level of engagement. She’d have to find out herself…the usual way of things).

hdq
hdq

😀

The Leo Socialite
The Leo Socialite

I love astro gaga and i think Vanadium Lightyear is my favourite character yet.

davidl
davidl

….and davidl who was there when she verbalized all this quickly looked at his watch (not that he wears one) sighed that he was running late for an important meeting and quickly raced to his car.
But as he was about to take off she ran in front of the car and screamed like a banshee. Her Scorpio eyes burning into his head. Fuq he thought …Scorpio and crazy !!! I’m a gonna.

Andro
Andro

..he he, Andro was watching ram-bunctious victim davidl freeze in his seat as Vanadium Scorped him with her high resolution Scorp Focus google glasses fit with laser beams..
“I bet he didn’t see that coming” she thought munching her casein-free Saturn Pop Popcorn with interest.

Hathors Horns
Hathors Horns

That’s no way to trap a husband by Easter! 😉

Wildwood
Wildwood

This is pretty much how I feel right now and I’m 18 months past my Saturn Return! Perhaps it’s all this shizz on my Aquarius moon… Blerg.

prowlncrab
prowlncrab

Technically an astrophysicist is a space archaeologist as by the time observable light reaches earth it actually is coming from the past – which come to think of it, is actually a very Uranian type of headfuq. I think she needs to go fully 2001 A Space Odyssey as a style direction to compensate … you know … retro 60s futuristic space style would be fitting for a space archaeologist.

Wildwood
Wildwood

“Technically an astrophysicist is a space archaeologist as by the time observable light reaches earth it actually is coming from the past”

This makes me so happy 🙂

prowlncrab
prowlncrab

lol … and why’s that?

Wildwood
Wildwood

Just because looking at the stars at night is time travel. I love going to observatories and looking through telescopes at things far away in space and time. It just delights me. And thus, so does the idea of astrophysicists being space archaeologists 🙂

Pegasus
Pegasus

Telescopes and microscopes give you other worlds.
Apparently we ‘see’ around 15% of what is with our physiological eye.

Pi
Pi

photoarchaeology?

Nightrose
Nightrose

Besides the Scorpio and Saturn Return bit, everything else is pretty much what I feel like. Reading my mind again, MM? 😉

Zeeee
Zeeee

Oops see the zap zone mention now.

Zeeee
Zeeee

What about the zap zone? She definitely looks saturnreturn in Scorpio.

Btw, NYC is. Cap sun, Aries moon. Constant zap zone in motion?

Electric Eel Libran
Electric Eel Libran

Where can you find the deets or natal on NYC? I want to run a synastry.

Zeeee
Zeeee

January 1, 1898 midnight. I think NYC is a zap zone, that’s why it is such a dynamic place.

electric eel libran
electric eel libran

thanks Zeeee!

wow i did a synastry with your deets on nyc and it reveals so much. thanks! nyc is very cardinal! midnightish gives a libra asc. I have so much shit conjunct even I am amazed.

Zeee
Zeee

Rising libra? I have a libra sun and in the last year all I want to do is move there and find a job. That makes so much sense. Plus my ascendent is now libra thanks to progressions. And when I do a relocation with progressions my north node is Leo tenth house trine mars in sag in the third house.

New York and its Burroughs are the zap zone.

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