If I were Lindsay Lohan’s astrologer, i would not be insanely thrilled to see her list of “36 Celebrity Lovers” all over the media.
Nor, obviously, would her publicist be happy unless they hook up only to do Space Dust with “spray and pray” as their operational media mantra. You never know.
So anyway, if I were Lindsay Lohan’s astrologer, i would be all about how YES, having Jupiter on your Cancerian Sun is exuberance and projecting yourself out into the world. And that the LAST time Jupiter was on her Sun was August 2013 and the interview with Oprah, that went a long way to rehabbing her image. It was HAUTE JUPITER – sitting down with a self-made Aquarian television tycoon to do therapeutic talk in front of an audience of millions and set personal development intentions.
So next time Jupiter comes around across that Sun – now – could have been more of that. I would also say to L.L that GUESS WHAT – it is nearly Saturn Return and that right now, Saturn is on her Midheaven. The message to her fans, to the industry and the people backing her talents should be something along the lines of Clean-Motivated-Ready-To-Work.
As for making lists of celebrity lovers that mysteriously just make it in to the media – this is not your unconventional Aquarius Rising at work – it is a name-droppy Venus + Mercury in Leo. Sort this schizz out before Jupiter gets into Leo mid-year.
What do you guys think? And holy Aphrodite, how many MARRIED guys (the blanked out ones) are there on that list? I would also like to add that if a male pulled this schizz, there would be hell unleashed upon him.
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