Cat Lady Karl Lagerfeld’s Leo Cat

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Karl Lagerfeld has long been one of my fave Virgoans Of Fashion – it’s the quotability, coming out with schizz like “trackpants are a sign of defeat”  automatically makes you more interesting than most of the characters in his realm, right?

But who knew he was such a big Cat Lady?  There are loads of articles like this one, detailing the luxe life of his LEO cat Choupette.  The maids for the cat, the diary kept of her life, the private jet to St Tropez – the cat flies in the cockpit, the magazine covers,  that Choupette was obtained by K.L off Scorpio male supermodel Baptise Giabiconi...

I get it. But i have four major points that are not being properly reported re this – you have to wonder what journalism has come to…

(1) A Leo Cat being possibly the most pampered and documented feline on the planet is hilarious.

(2) Karl Lagerfeld has Mars conjunct Bast (aka Asteroid Ubasti – the Cat Goddess) in Scorpio. This was inevitable.

(3) Where is the Choupette foundation for giving aid to less fortunate felines? It would be both charitable, obviously, and also a chance for doting cat lady Karl to get the cats image more out there and enduring. I am thinking an Andy Warhol style portrait of Choupette – hot pink and turquoise – and with the message Choupette Supports The Street Cats Of St Tropez. Or something.

(4) The drooling media articles re Choupette make a big deal of how her water bowls are some sort of fancy Limoges or whatever BUT every Cat Person/Bast worshipper knows that cats are supposed to have Cat Fountains – because they apparently don’t register water unless it is flowing. Which makes cats kind of oriental and Bruce Lee by nature.

 

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12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Funny…an article just showed up on FB saying people who wear sweatpants are winners: http://disinfo.com/2014/03/secrets-success-winners-wear-sweatpants/

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

Gender bending is fun! Look: I made a pony!

(Natal Sun-Venus & Mars in Scorpio/8th, Lilith sexytile Aqua/12th. )

miki
miki

karl and his cat should be thrown out of the jet at 20,000 ft

Denise Bolds
Denise Bolds

I LOVE my girl Roary. She is pampered and treated as the royalty she is! I am a Leo and we understand each other completely!

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

“trackpants are a sign of defeat”

Agreed. Best quote ever!! 🙂

prowlncrab
prowlncrab

This clip made me laugh and laugh and laugh …

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP4NMoJcFd4

Andro
Andro

Lol.

GFTpisces
GFTpisces

Oh my goddess, I love this so much. A pampered Leo cat! Amazing. Can’t believe I’ve never thought about the astrology of pets before. My dog is an Aquarius. I’m an aqua moon, so it’s a good fit.

Triplehorn
Triplehorn

My neighbour’s cat loves drinking out of my bird bath.

Pi
Pi

Are you kidding, I LOVE tracksuit pants. To me they denote action and fitness, not sloth. Particularly because I hate the clingy lycra thing. And there is nothing hotter than a fit guy in trackies. he’s probably just been for a surf or relaxing after the gym, y’see. And: No zips or buttons. If you see where I am coming from .

Pi
Pi

Other than that however, I do love KL’s pronouncements on fashion. His brief stint as an agony aunt was sublime and I could read his responses for decades.

Pi
Pi

I suppose Virgo types might value composure or appropriateness just a mite over smokin’ hot tho.

Andromeda
Andromeda

I do get where you are coming from there..
Anyway, heaven is a pair of toasty warm tracky dax on a cool day, on me or another’s smokin’ hot bod.

Porkchop
Porkchop

My cats have a fountain! They think it’s just ‘okay’. They do love water though and tend to drink by splashing a paw into one of their two large water bowls and then licking it.

I recently got this HILARIOUS book ‘Guys Can be Cat Ladies Too’. So funny and very sweet.

I LOVE CATS!!!!!

Andromeda
Andromeda

Yeah, my guy’s a cat lady too. 🙂

Kat
Kat

Hmnn- my kits don’t mind still water, but I replace it many times per day. My Bast is conjunct my Moon/Merc et al. Always had sibs- a matched set and had a 3rd at one point. We still get visits from our previous cats- just a glimpse. Kids see them too.

Ours are Aries Gingers that boss the kids- herding them to sleep. They’d love fountains- must explore!

sweetpea
sweetpea

I don’t know…think the whole affair is sorta PITA

Pain In The Ass..

😆

I have a fountain in my massage room. Had it for seven and a half years so far as fed it only mountain spring water. Guess this means this pain in the ass cat is going to survive if not longer?

😆

sweetpea
sweetpea

I mean a fuqin shrimp birthday cake. Funny as hell..

When I left work today asked Pisces doc if he had gotten his birthday desert to take home. We had a little office thing today.

He said yes. He and his Pisces wife’s birthday were BOTH yesterday…He is two years older.Their birthday on the Full Moon in Virgo..He has Virgo Moon, Mars and Pluto/Ur.

Actually said in the card “the world is a better place because of you both”…

x Hey, I’m just playin’…it’s my speciality

sweetpea
sweetpea

“dessert”

sweetpea
sweetpea

Was just reminded that the Moon squared Pluto yesterday. Yes, it was felt. I noticed a change in Doc’s demeanor after lunch. Could tell he was more low key. Like his Virgo and Pisces/Toro Asc retreated. One of his adjustment rooms is next to mine and I can hear how his Aries Mercury usuallly greets his patients when he walks in a room. Up beat and like “hey, how are you doing, so and so?”.. About ten days ago, Toro therapist and Aqua receptionist had it out. Toro said that was it. She was justified really. In any case, she… Read more »

sweetpea
sweetpea

Yep, knew it. Could feel it before I even came into work today.

Doc posted a notice today “In the next three weeks will be having a meeting with each person for a thirty minute meeting..or so”.

Dude ain’t stupid. Told the girls to rise above, be professional…

calypso
calypso

sheesh, that’s a lot of fixed energy to deal with Sweetpea!

sweetpea
sweetpea

Good point. I hadn’t even considered that…thanks!

Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot
Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot

It’s pretty hilarious!

Also the cat is very cute. I wonder what its name means? Or is it simply a French name?

My cat is probably a Leo–hopeless show off, big and fluffy, actually has a mane, golden ginger colour.

Ainslie
Ainslie

There are children in most countries with no fresh water.

Andro
Andro

Cat’s are desert animals, they don’t drink that much.

calypso
calypso

track pants ARE a sign of defeat – I know cos I wore them out of the house and not for exercise while I was married, lol!

cat fountains are a brilliant idea. would water in a chocolate fountain work? I’m sure you can buy those at K/Wal-Mart for about $12.99 these days….

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

I’ve been trying to find a little tabletop water fountain to use as a feng shui cure in my kitchen, but they’re all so fucking naff. I’m thinking a kitty fountain might be a good plan stan. In other news, I don’t know my kittie’s astro, but she’s spending a lot of her spare time gazing at her reflection in a mirror I’ve had sitting on the floor while waiting to hang so I’m suspecting there’s a whole lot of Leo going on. I can’t tell her about Karl’s Leo kitty though, she has enough diva kitty ideas in her… Read more »

Baristagem
Baristagem

Lol, that’s so cute! My Virgo ladycat has an admirer up the street who we’ve named ‘fifty shades of grey’, he’s a Russian Blue, gorgeous cat! When he’s out the front of my house, I often see him catching reflections at himself in the window.

Baristagem
Baristagem

*of*

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

Haha, fab name for a Russian Blue!

Baristagem
Baristagem

“trackpants are a sign of defeat” I’ve never worn or owned a pair of trackpants in my adult life, nice one K.L!

Only a Leo cat could possibly get this much attention, it’s fantastic! I need to get my Leo mancat & Virgo ladycat a fountain, pronto!

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

A CAT FOUNTAIN! That’s what I need! The Pisces left a Tom Cat behind who has taken over the down stairs bathroom. Leaves foot prints on the sink and toilet looking for water. I put bowls down. A fountain. Got it. Now…any idea why he doesn’t cover his messes and likes to pee on towels?

Pi
Pi

As a Tom, leaving the doo uncovered could be a territory thing….? (Eg. Stallions mark their territory by making their own manure pile. Rather than just going wherever. That’s the only rationale I have.) Towels… I have no idea.

leogroover
leogroover

never leave anything for them to pee on. My cat loves my bathmat but fortuntely for me does her business perfectly down the bathroom plug hole. No fuss cat is what I like.
They will pee anywhere if the kitty litter is not puuurfectly clean

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

I got rid of the mat first time he did that. I have a female cat and she give me no troubles. Once she was angry and shit in my bed, but the message was clear. No scents left around the house, you know – a clear message. Tom cat peed right next to the litter box today – left a puddle on the floor like he missed. WTF? Because I moved it two inches from its normal location perhaps? I don’t know what kind of karma he and I have but sheesh! I’ve got 4 planets in Libra and… Read more »

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