I am a Pisces (Sun, Venus, Mars) who has not had sex since Neptune went into Pisces. In 2011. No i am not a nun nor marooned on some remote island with only turtles. Yes i have a libido. I was willing to wait this out but i have just ascertained that Neptune is not into Aries until 2028. So obviously i need to get something happening before then.
Have i met men (I am a heterofemale with some bi tendencies – the classic chardonnay gay) i fancy? Yes but my post Saturn transit policy of not dating people who are addicts, insane or in another primary relationship has ruled these gentlemen all out. Have i considered online dating where the people are presumably available and also wanting to meet someone…maybe me?
YES BUT since Neptune got into Pisces i am artistic (tick) and psychic (tick) more than usual AND TOO DAMNED SENSITIVE. I have developed rampant dating phobia. I can’t explain myself to a stranger. I am too self conscious to dress for a date. So should i toughen up, have a 1000 shots of Blue Devil Hoochie Juice and go to a bar/hire an escort or accept that this is a more spiritual time of my life (early 40s, single after a long relationship) and confine my interests to cats and yoga already?
Am i too sooky for sex because of Neptune in Pisces? Was i more open to encounters in my 20s because Neptune was in Capricorn or because i then thought cellulite was a ceiling material?
Suddenly Shy Horny Piscean
Dear Suddenly Shy Horny Piscean,
As i read your query, my iPod played the Run DMC lyric tell me the last time love bought you clothes. Which makes me think that HEY it is the Zap Zone so cut yourself a break already. Staying afloat and with a smooth momentum of time-money-focus IS arguably more important than getting laid/falling in love again, right?
Okay so cats and yoga are always a good idea but there is no reason why you cannot also be open to a new, um, dalliance. With Neptune in Pisces, it is a good idea to NOT indiscriminately blend your vibe with people at a different frequency to you and yes you now have a set of Saturn transit induced standards so you ARE more discriminating & sophisticated these days, cellulite or no, yes?
Also, unless you are going to attempt to pull a Teen Wolf star or someone, is there not a fair chance that the next object of your lust may also have a bod defect or two?
So Neptune leaves Pisces in 2027 – it’s only 13 years! But seriously, draw upon the magical Muse powers of Neptune in your sign to get a grip. Focus on smooth sailing through the next few Zap Zone weeks (so intense, seriously, I’m on it in the Scopes/Daily Mystic) and revise your mate/date policy when Mars gets to SCORPIO…in late July.
What does everyone else think?
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