Sagittarius Style Is Easy, Breezy & Boho

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Sagittarius style is easy, breezy, Boho and evocative of freedom. They’re the epitome of unfussy, liberation in motion. So what happened here?!

“No apologies?”  No. Just go away already. Zero explanation or apologies needed. Seriously w.t.f.? They say that the strangest Venus Retrograde fuqery occurs right as the planet of Love & Beauty is about to turn direct so okay, here we are.

This cover is all manner of wrong, and I have stuck up for Miley through the twerking and all. Then she lost me with the fur coat spiel but this?

I get that it is meant to be referencing both 80s Madonna and Marilyn’s last sitting with Bert Stern.

With a hint of Goth in the manicure + a smacked-out doing-the-daytime-shift at Madame Foo-Foos-napping-between-clients expression.  There is the heavy-lidded bedroom eyes gaze, and then there is “oh fuq I think I just drank the bong water‘.   Cyrus is veering hideously close to the latter here.

Assuming W Magazine get their reader and that reader will love Miley on the cover (?), this is still not how you style a multiple Sagittarian. They need wind in their hair, to be in movement, young and free. She’s fit, creative, independent and cashed up to the max. Why do Sex Zombie?

That open Saggo-to-Saggo candid letter from Sinead O’Connor now seems less interfering older bat over-stepping boundaries and more bang-on.

Sinead should write open letters to everyone. I’d read them.

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Fairley
Fairley

I have taken off my invisibility cloak given me by the stick insects to comment on Miley, who in no way makes any political statement, has never made a thought provoking comment or generated any meaningful discussion that will benefit any level of womanhood in the world by any action or activity in her career. She is fake, air brushed, primped and directed at every manipulated step – it’s sad to see opportunity to make a cultural difference wasted in such an extravagant and pointless way. Regardless of your opinion of Sineads political beliefs, at least she has them and… Read more »

Sam
Sam

Agree!

Moonset
Moonset

When are we going to ever stop digging up Marilyn for attention? What more lame acts must we suffer? Be who you are. Everyone else is taken.

Ms.
Ms.

she just always looks like she is posing for a selfie. this is like the dead test shoot of vaselined glamour

love the bong water ref.

AquaKat
AquaKat

A coupla points. 1 no wonder Kate Bush is so reveered! 2 these girls (women?) make it hard for boys (men?) to get a handle on what is femmehood and how to show true respect to the consta-morphic nebulous adhesi-goo that some portray as credible. 3 is Bieber the person(?) who Weird Al Yankovic is referring to as “Canadian Idiot”?

Porkchop
Porkchop

I am not a fan but at least she’s not in the same mess as Bieber. I hope he gets his shiz together and can get some proper help and support. He’s on the road to ending up with 10 babymamas and a whole lot worse.

Electric Eel Libran
Electric Eel Libran

Oh gods Bieber is another mess too. The odd thing is no one is making fun of the way he looks except to say he looks like a girl or lesbian or something to that effect. I saw deport his @ss. But for us Merkuns we have to live with Miley. *puke face*

Porkchop
Porkchop

he looks like total white trash now. and i don’t think guys should wear tank tops at all, esp skinny guys. just a bad look imo.

Sam
Sam

or tank tops teamed with poo-catcher pants. LOL. Ewww

Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot
Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot

Good LORD what an ugly shot. She needs to be on a horse, shooting arrows and looking sexy. But here’s the thought—maybe Miley had a strop and INSISTED they shoot her like this? Maybe she wants to look tragic.

I was distracted by my hot lover and crashed my car into a tree–how’s that for venus retrograde/about to go direct? Gah. Fuq.

DP
DP

Whoa. I hope you’re ok?

If you are, well… that’ll make a good story for years to come.

Alice B Toklas
Alice B Toklas

Thanks Mystic. The Sinead O’Connor letter is amazing. I want her as my life coach, therapist, auntie, personal trainer and bestie.

david5379
david5379

Look, us snarky people think miley is terrible not for madonna reasons or because she is being sexual or whatever, its because she incredibly lame. Seriously, miley cyrus is lame as fuck, sure she probably has the best publicist/agent ever, but shes just really lame, she’s like the kind of person I would be really cold to in the hopes they would get it and leave me alone but they never do and keep bothering me. She is the kind of person I would not give recommendations to or avoid using phraseology I like in particular, because the resulting enthusiastic… Read more »

david5379
david5379

and I know how stupid it is to have a rant about what is cool and not cool, but thats the only way I can explain why I don’t like her

quintile
quintile

thanks david – its good to get your perspective – i suspect – and also from people I know of your age – you are NOT ALONE 🙂

calypso
calypso

“not for madonna reasons” 🙂 that’s classic, love it!

brioche
brioche

THIS x a zillion. She’s like a dead, cold fish thinking she’s rocking the world & being wild and sexy. So cringey. Trying too hard.

DP
DP

Thank you, that was spot-on. It’s not her transparent attention/identity seeking antics, her blatant rip-offs, or any other trappings of fame and youth combined… what repulses me is just how obviously mediocre she is. I just don’t see what she has to offer. She is a creation of the fame machine with nothing at the core. There is no there, there.

Star Ninja
Star Ninja

Absolutely…Well Said!!

moved on
moved on

Does anyone who is old enough here remember the “heroine” look that photographers and publishers were after in the early eighties? I was in the substance game at the time but not at that level and even I was appalled at that young age what ‘people in the know’ would do to the innocents to gain their ‘preferred look at the time’. Are we back to that with the current shift?

moved on
moved on

And frankly, if this photo hadn’t have been referenced to Miley, I wouldn’t have recognised her.

Kat
Kat

Oh.Dear. How to amuse them today….

Pi
Pi

pop starlets are still dtf. all is right with the world. men, your place is safe. our stores are open 8am til 12 midnight and be sure to browse online at www . consumebesilentdie . com

Star Ninja
Star Ninja

Word!

Pi
Pi

not with those fingernails.

Libra9
Libra9

The trouble with Miley is that she has immense talent and does not need to do any of this sh*t. Yet she does and people around her enable it. I suppose she will be dead soon, and then they may be happy. Teenage fans are bewildered.

If anyone has watched a video hits channel for more than 5 minutes lately they will have seen that it is wall-to-wall soft pawn. As my 13 y o daughter says: Why do they do this to women, we are not objects.

Pi
Pi

more female producers, directors and musicians who don’t care for that crap. it’s the only way.

WOOHOO
WOOHOO

Oh I feel bad for her. It wasn’t long ago that I was that age….. Neptune-Pluto conjunctionmust be coming up soon. I went totally ape when that happened. It was unpleasant no matter how confident I made myself out to be. Gosh, Neptune and Pluto still don’t have enough space between them!!!

DP
DP

You could not pay me to be that age again. Dewy skin or no.

I too feel bad for her. If my antics at that age were played out on a world stage, aided and abetted by slavering handlers… I wince at the thought.

WOOHOO
WOOHOO

Oh Lord! I know… well, actually, I wish I had the time again, and the dewy skin. But without the experience I would do all the same again. I twerked before twerking was a word, I kissed a girl and I liked it, I didn’t drink bong water but I may as well have! There are probably some untagged photos sitting in someone’s Facebook photo albums that I would be ashamed of. I was the absolute opposite of respectability all thanks to peer pressure and alcohol aka Neptune transit. Thank God I’m not famous!! What I reeeeeally don’t understand is… Read more »

scalycat
scalycat

‘Sinead should write open letters to everyone. I’d read them.’ Oh yes she should. I’m with you on that, Mystic. And anyway everything she wrote to Miley was so obviously written with utmost love.

Nightrose
Nightrose

This look is so not her.

She always tries to do a Rihanna look but it just doesn’t suit her! So awkward… Plus Saggis are better being self authentic. Leave mimicry for Geminis and Pisceans. They are better at that sort of thing(this is not meant in an offensive way to Gems and Pisces, btw- I mean it in a way that they are better at nuance).

She has stuff going for her but girl needs to open her eyes to her own awesomeness.

jicky
jicky

At least her tongue is in her gob.

virgo rising
virgo rising

LOL…maybe that’s why her mouth looks so unnatural…but then we haven’t seen her without her tongue out in such a long time,…I’m guessing she’s had lip plumping injections and that is one reason she is so unrecognizable….

Sam
Sam

yep, def trout lips. So young! Why??? So sad. Ugh.

Andromeda
Andromeda

She looks like the Gelfling that went to the big smoke and became a drug addict/pro.

Pegasus
Pegasus

Had to look up Gelfling. A girl having a fling?
What cute little critters.

calypso
calypso

that whole cover looks like a parody. I wouldn’t have recognised her either, so I’m not sure why this is the offensive moment? it’s so meh.

love the bong water gag though 😀

LaLuz
LaLuz

Pop culture iconography does nothing for me. I see zero originality in this photo shoot. Plus, it is so painfully banal. I am pretty sure I could recite, word for word the inane conversations between W’s art director, the photographer, the make-up “artist”, the stylist, Miley and her agent . But I won’t.

Ms.
Ms.

lol.

Pegasus
Pegasus

She appeals to my ‘BE NAUGHTY’ cell of how- to-handle-.life. LIke ‘walk a mile in my Miley shoes’. Think it would be fun to be her. Saggs take a looong time to grow up, and she’s maxing out her life, but that is a weird pix ( and very amusing summary by Myst), performance art, taken to it’s zenith. Art does confront after all. It is meant to give re-action to its action. It is dividing. Some of the world worship a man who died at 33, some, a woman who died at 35. Sagg performance class art, then Tina… Read more »

Leomancer
Leomancer

I like your comments Pegasus!

I am well past Miley’s stage of life, but when I see her sticking her tongue and dressing so wonderfully badly, I get nostalgic for when I was her age and what it felt like to be so free. I like my current age but Miley’s antics also bring back fond memories of my younger me.

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

“a kind of smacked out doing-the-daytime-shift at Madame Foo-Foos-so-as-to-nap-between-clients expression.” Fuq you kill me Mystic!

No Miley love from Saturnalien I’m afraid. I don’t give a fuq if she twerks or looks like she should be modelling the cover of ‘Crackwhore Monthly’, or whatever – each to their own, I just find her generally repulsive.

Electric Eel Libran
Electric Eel Libran

You were right Mystic about not getting drastic makeovers while Venus is in Rx. Because didn’t she do that horrendous bowl hair cut too? yuck. yuck. yuck.

Pegasus
Pegasus

And Eel did you see the red & white check stretchy all- in- one with the white glitter cowgirl hat & white studded boots she wore to do a Country act?
(plus a silver glitter waist belt just to really kitsch it up with the bowl cut!)

She does give bigger tongue than Madonna and living out girls just want to have fun, whereas Madonna’s looking like the wrecking ball.

Buckle (Aries, Pisces Asc, Gem Moon)
Buckle (Aries, Pisces Asc, Gem Moon)

I had grown tired of Sinead some time ago, but when the letter to Miley came out I thought it was good (even if I would have made it more succinct).

I too thought that it was “bang-on”. Young people should not think that they can become more popular by publicly make fun of those they see as having mental issues – not without recourse from those older and wiser.

Xx
Xx

” just go away already”

Omg it so perfectly sums up my current mood to certain peeps who need to just realize they’re history.

Alison
Alison

Shame is that she just doesn’t get how ‘skanky’ she looks.. even worse thats she’s trying to copy Madonna who is basicaly the biggest ‘skank’ that modern woman has ever had to deal with! Class beats ‘skank’ any day.. male OR female! For Gods Sake… Just BE YOU.. (poor thing)

Xx
Xx

A bit of stoned / other high 70’s porn star in that expression. Looks much older than her years. She’s really the polar opposite isn’t she? High energy, nerves bouncing off walls and probably uses weed to calm tf down…

This would have been a good cover two months ago but today seems like a desperate grab. It’s too late. We’re several bieber episodes further down the celebrity controversy isle.

LeoEscapeArtist
LeoEscapeArtist

My take-away–Ronan Farrow.

serenity
serenity

I didn’t recognize her. She doesn’t have an ass you know. They had to photoshop it in.

Catzai
Catzai

So today AWOL lover is ringing again. WTF? Haven’t had the guts to pick up – half because I want to take Mystics advice of “shut the fuq up and keep moving/ never complain, never explain” and maintain my Scorpy cool and mystery yadda yadda yadda…but the other half of me is quite honestly just plain chicken of what he’s got to say for himself.
Any advise groovers?

Xx
Xx

Ask yourself: is it worth your time and energy? And will it give you the answers you want or more questions that’ll never be answered.

Catzai
Catzai

Thanks, and yes I’ve decided I can do without the inevitable ‘Dear John’ phone call at this stage that would only serve to add insult to injury.
Fuqin gutted hey, but this way he’ll be none the wiser, and I can at least appear to maintain my integrity.
xo

virgo rising
virgo rising

It doesn’t look anything like her and if you didn’t tell me who it was I would never have known…seems like she doesn’t know who she is either…
all these divas trying to outdo each other in the sleaze and vulgarity department…as if this kind of behavior shows them to be fearless and somehow defiant…
pathetic really…and a total dishonoring of the Divine Feminine…who is fearless without needing to prove it or flaunt it.

Pegasus
Pegasus

Darling Alchemist….the heat non?
‘The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak’.
Who said that?

Pegasus
Pegasus

How did that happen??? For TA under VR. Techno fuqery or human error? Was thinking off commenting on VR comment, so the fingers faster than the mind or vice versa 🙂 VR must say that you are rocking the boat of my ‘do not be judgemental-not matter what’. So shall we call it a critique of the divas? I call it maxing out the money while they can. Yes, a bit desperate but hey that’s showbiz. Agree about the bid for media attention. They are giving many peoples in ‘the arts’ employment. How many go into the creation. This is… Read more »

virgo rising
virgo rising

one can make an observation without being judgemental…and at my age, over 65…having seen it all and done it all, I get to say it like I see it…why are you so defensive on their account? Seems like I pushed your buttons…

Bulls Eye
Bulls Eye

Absolutely spot on! You expressed what I’ve been thinking perfectly, thank you.

Porkchop
Porkchop

i agree. why don’t these young starlets really surprise someone with their transition from teenager to adult by becoming a doctor or rocket scientist or by writing a great book or creating a mindblowing piece of art. rather than by prancing around like a two bit stripper looking for her pole.

but yes, point also taken that it’s entertainment and creating jobs.

to me it is degrading behaviour but it isn’t to everyone

Aquariarse
Aquariarse

Thank you. Actually, thank you everyone. I don’t have any problem when people work their sexuality and are in their power, but generally those people have got more going on in their lives and don’t desperately claw for the limelight. Miley is looking more and more like a one-trick pony. It’s just sad that a bunch of young girls are probably looking to her for inspiration.

The Crazy Crone
The Crazy Crone

“Sleaze & Vulgarity” – spot on. Every time I see some diva sitting with her legs wide apart at the camera, I see the validation of women as sex objects, the struggle of young women to be taken seriously undermined by this soft pornification of “entertainment”, the encouragement of sex trafficking – and puh-leez don’t say I’m over-exaggerating. The gross sexualisation of young, female entertainers has a knock-on effect on other women because it presents them as sex objects for the gratification of men. Entertainers with real talent don’t need to demean themselves.

pi
pi

yep. x

anon flux
anon flux

i don’t have an opinion about this as such and am asking out of interest as opposed to disagreeing with you but don’t you think what women do with their bodies is their business? Not so much with reference to young women who may not be fully empowered and under the thumb of managers etc. But adult women. And is it the woman whose legs are akimbo and being photographed that is the problem or is it the proliferation of these images (which have always existed in some form or another) via mass media and the internet that is more… Read more »

anon flux
anon flux

Is it those who are watched or the watchers who are the issue?

Pegasus
Pegasus

Have been pondering this over the w/e as VR assumed buttons were pressed. Not at all, it’s being opinionated and calling women vulgar, a nasty word. Have a 60 something woman friend who was an ex-stripper in LA who now critiques the length, lack of, skirts in young women. She is a 7th day adventist who quotes the bible! And will stand up for a fellow Sagg of course. Art is art is art, it appeals or it doesn’t, you look at it or you don’t, you interpret it according to beliefs, and understand that’s ALL it is, a belief.… Read more »

Sam
Sam

ART? Wheres’ the art in what Miley does, Pegs???

It’s just trashy mainstream entertainment.

anon flux
anon flux

that’s kind of what I was getting at although not re miley because I suspect she doesn’t have control of what’s going on. The sexualising of the masses / mainstream via the constant repetition of this kind of imagery in places it would never have been before the internet – that is the problem. The people who sell what is known as ‘fast moving consumer goods’ are infantilising adults and sexualising children. It’s insidious.

Pegasus
Pegasus

And we are definitely NOT mainstream women, perhaps that’s is why she so divisive because she IS & not someone who crosses our paths unless we follow her antics.
Sagg is the tightrope-walker who applauds the audience for being brave.

anon flux
anon flux

the thing that confounds me is that it’s mainly women who consume the magazines that perpetuate many of the stereotypes.

anon flux
anon flux

the weirdest thing about miley for me is that the only time i hear about her is here 😉

anon flux
anon flux

I’m a fan of sheela na gig myself x

Pegasus
Pegasus

It works…it made me LAUGH!

Luck of the Irish:-)

Leomancer
Leomancer

You know, I just left the library where a man was walking around with a big stick. I kinda stared because who carries a big stick in a library? Why? He asked why I was looking and his next four words were “dickhead, slut, old hag”. Trying to shut women down by criticizing their sexuality, looks, age and therefore value is so commonplace ie I think his defense was you are of no value because you are a slut, old and ugly. In reality he shut me down because he was carrying a big stick and I didn’t want me… Read more »

Leomancer
Leomancer

So maybe this whole forum is a response to the fact that for some a woman’s only value is in her sexual attractiveness and perceived availability. Miley is today’s symbol, repeating that imagery and message.

Pegasus
Pegasus

Yes, that is it i guess a perception of grossing out sexuality.
Had to check my astro as to what exactly i was putting across AND LO:
Lilith is opposite my natal Vesta.
Venus opposite my natal Venus!

Sam
Sam

Well said Crazy Crone!

Star Ninja
Star Ninja

“….fearless without needing to prove it or flaunt it.” Boom!
Bang On, VR!

S
S

Looks like she just spat up a little in her mouth.

FelineFoe
FelineFoe

Yep

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