Sagittarius style is easy, breezy, Boho and evocative of freedom. They’re the epitome of unfussy, liberation in motion. So what happened here?!
“No apologies?” No. Just go away already. Zero explanation or apologies needed. Seriously w.t.f.? They say that the strangest Venus Retrograde fuqery occurs right as the planet of Love & Beauty is about to turn direct so okay, here we are.
This cover is all manner of wrong, and I have stuck up for Miley through the twerking and all. Then she lost me with the fur coat spiel but this?
I get that it is meant to be referencing both 80s Madonna and Marilyn’s last sitting with Bert Stern.
With a hint of Goth in the manicure + a smacked-out doing-the-daytime-shift at Madame Foo-Foos-napping-between-clients expression. There is the heavy-lidded bedroom eyes gaze, and then there is “oh fuq I think I just drank the bong water‘. Cyrus is veering hideously close to the latter here.
Assuming W Magazine get their reader and that reader will love Miley on the cover (?), this is still not how you style a multiple Sagittarian. They need wind in their hair, to be in movement, young and free. She’s fit, creative, independent and cashed up to the max. Why do Sex Zombie?
That open Saggo-to-Saggo candid letter from Sinead O’Connor now seems less interfering older bat over-stepping boundaries and more bang-on.
Sinead should write open letters to everyone. I’d read them.
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