An Aries Does Saturn Return In Style

It is all too easy to make fun of Aries characteristics – I know I do. But they’re seriously inspirational characters, as this email from one of my Mega Mystic members shows.

The context is that she’s talking about my April Of Awe rant but hey, how cool is this?! 

What happens when Aries Peeps face Saturn Return? Smackdown.

AHH mystic, this is such a blessing. I am turning 30 on April 9th, and to celebrate I am walking to base camp on Everest. As in, WTF WOAH!   I am currently the most heavy, stressed, unfit I’ve ever been, but I’ve already shifted the paradigm. I am welcoming paradise, getting out of a too-long body/mind funk.

I’m now (past few months) like, na huh, enrich, engage, empower girl.

Thanks for your blessings, a 4 week trek, when I have never done a walk longer an a few hours will be amaze, I feel supported knowing the stars and I are ready for my hard spiritual work to be ram boomed with a physical mountain climb metaphor of awesome.

You’re the best, thanks for being you. x

“But if you have been trying your heart out to be more real, original and work on your own schizz – APRIL WILL BE AWESOME. If could even involve an affirmation of all the hard work you have put into evolving your schizz.” YEAH YEAH YEAH!


Making Mt Everest your first stop for a weight loss strategy? That’s not on my list of Aries characteristics but from now on, I’ll think of it for sure. 

Update: She did it! Check out this super-Ramzilla inspo here.

Below: My Instagram post on the real etymology/mythology behind Mt Everest.

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Thanks all, I’m swinging between YEAH and somewhat terrified. My Saturn Return has been mighty kind thus far. Let’s hope that continues, it was a short one this time around.
<3 <3
Shall report back, x


It will be awesome, how not! Best of luck 🙂 and do report back.


For some reason I am reminded of a local fellow who is infamous for his attempts to climb Everest. He is an elite class athlete with decades of mountain climbing experience. He has a formidable team of sponsors who have funded state of the art gear, and plenty of porters to carry his gear. So far, 5 attempts to get to the summit of Everest, 5 failures.

Then I think about the legends of our old pal Aleister Crowley, who claimed to have climbed the Matterhorn with no gear, no ropes, dressed only in his shirtsleeves.


He’s a Libran with moon in Pisces, so I guess his Mars in Cap got him there. Or his Aries North Node.


Well fq me. If this is the attitude I should have right now, I’m currently the embodiment of what thou shalt not do during your Saturn return, Uranus zapped 30th birthday. I turn on the 13th. My plan is to lay low, undercover quilt style and bemoan the state of my life thus far. Considering the astroscape of the times, I can’t say I’m surprised that it’s come to this. I’m still nursing the emotional wounds collected from my two year disaster of a relationship that ended with him walking out on me in a cafe, and texting me it’s… Read more »


I remember once finding myself railing in the shower at an ex-love (in my mind – it was long over) for the way he behaved towards the end. I was quite shocked because it was about two years later! And i had already loved since then and was in love. I realised it was about carrying the injustice, since i didn’t know the full extent of it at the time. I appreciated my time with that person, but didn’t miss him at all, so it took a while to work out what my psyche was doing. I have lots of… Read more »


ARIES LOVE – babe, total strength to you. And please don’t try harder. No way. I turned my 18 under my bed base, as in, wedged, with 3 bottles of gin and a straw crying listen to tori amos. When I turned 21, my parents got me a pumpkin, that’s it, a pumpkin (it was a kent pumpkin, still haven’t got the significance) and was equally devo, things have slightly, and the word is slightly improved between then and now… I had a text after 5 years, it took me 5 years to get over her. Forgetting that this comment… Read more »


AND I feel this is all this world is going thru right now….Wonderful metaphor Aries Girl/Mystic…

Everyone is so afraid….THERE IS NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF…k? That is in the past…We are going UP the mountain.

~And if the mountains should crumble to the sea…not a tear, no not I~

Bono… (my hero..again)…

Hey, think it kinda groove that one of the eclipses in April is on the Tax/IRS due date…April 15th. You know I used to be so afraid of them. I don’t give a shit…

It will be on my nodes…


Lyrics above from “Walk on Through”…Walk till you run…and don’t look back…


Something I had journaled years ago after going thru a deeply awful emo period was:

“I feel like I have scratched and clawed my way up the side of a mountain”

We all do in our own ways, eh?

Yours sounded particularly interesting in the brown bikini FA lol


Honest by fuq :mrgreen:

Since my 1st Saturn Return, oh some nearly 25 yrs ago, my whole life has been one huge mountain climb and it never ends, you know?

Cool tho and good luck Aries girl…This Aries girl right there wicha ya.


Super amazing Aries girl. So happy for you. My saggo moon screaming for an adventure like that. I remember there being a post mentioning Wild by Cheryl Strayed…reading that felt so liberating since I couldn’t do a trek but could just read the wisdom and realisations the author had gained. Was so what I needed at the time. Wanted to share with you all…just submitted my application for an MSc at Oxford. Became teary as I pressed send. Liberating. New chapters which will feature me as a bold heroin of a story that I write and isn’t written or dictated… Read more »


~Venus square Saturn?~

I would say so. Natally, or by transit? If natally, is something transiting it?

Good luck with Oxford, that sounds huge.


Venus square saturn by transit

Venus square pluto natally. So i guess the zap zone that involves pluto is affecting my venus (leo/11th house) and its also being hit by saturn. But shouldn’t that affect my friend zone seeing its 11th house?


and my Venus in the ZZ too – squaring Pluto now


but that’s by transit – I don’t know if your natal square is amplified by the current transits – good question!


Venus Rx near Pluto opp Jupiter.

Same thing happened to me, I felt my old lover strongly and dissolved into tears. It seemed like an important process so it was very welcome!


I feel a huge change oncoming, I am not going to climb a mountain or anything, but compared to just a few years ago even remaining the same as I am now and giving up on changing any further I would still be radically different then I was.


Good point david!


haha, your gravatar super cute…


I think so too!


its supposed to be *cool* guys, not cute, seeeee, hes smoking and everything, gosh!


aw, how adorable 😉

Scorporation, Inc.

1st house. Yeah my asc is in Pisces, but, well, it’s a spacious pad. For me it’s as if I have a Ramzilla in my front pocket: now you see it, now you don’t! My Scorp bits find that little game amusing 😉

Rock out on the Everest trek! I too have contemplated it… It’s an endurance & intuitive challenge from what I understand. And a financial one lol. Listen to your sherpa & your gut! x


yes, I believe the industry sometimes more important than lives – probably good to know.


Go you!!! That is amazing — SO Aries, and such a wonderful way to take on/embrace this astro! This + Mystic’s emails and horoscopes is making me think the literal is the way to tackle this astro — no fuzzy-wuzzy goals or “ideas” about things I should get around to, but concrete, measurable, quantitative goals, with a major metaphorical component (mountain climbing, cleaning out my closet, tackling my debt with set budget and a plan that becomes my new religion) is SO the way to go right now and my new version of chic! Thank you both!


Thank, Mystic!! I do indeed — it’s a picture of me, in fact. 🙂


all that fire 😉 xx


Holy shiz, that is just BRAVE. Bull by horns, Aries! I am inspired!

fallen angel

Aries Girl, this is fabulous. There is nothing like doing a walk to the ends of the world kind of thing to mark such a significant birthday. Kudos! You shall emerge on top of the world, well, literally in this case. That is the one thing about Saturn Returns (says she who loathed hers at the time). It’s all that task-mastery sh*t that is a pain in the a** to do but helps you acquire untold skills meant to serve you for years to come. I think the Zap Zone definitely deserves credit too.. I was feeling totally wooden and… Read more »


I wonder if it is your venus in leo – pride is at stake 😉 xx

fallen angel

Holy Mother, YES! haha.. you’re absolutely right. That and vanity unfortunately. I once went on a “nature walk” in Fiji where I’d casually rocked up in flip-flops, a white bikini and a bottle of water..except I’d no idea it was more of a nature “climb” as such. There were 25 people behind me (all kitted out in hiking gear btw), the guide had feet like they were hands and all I could think was I CANNOT tumble down this freaking hillside in nothing but dislocated scraps of clothing and my bits/pieces all over the damn place. Shudder. We made it… Read more »



Hiking boots: $150

Guided group trek up Mount Tropicana: $25

Being the guy next to the Venusian babetastic Katakan hottie climbing mountains in nothing but a white bikini: Priceless

that was a pretty good feat, I have to say. Testament to your toughness 🙂 xx


You can’t help but love Aries they are such amazing people. Full of life, willing to try new things.My daughter-in-law is an Aries and she is like no other. Full of inspiring ideas and so upbeat! She is confident, pretty a nice girl…

The Leo Socialite

“I’m feeling tired, over weight and exhausted – I know, I’ll climb Mt Everest”

God Love Our Aries. I mean that. I am actually jealous of them at times.


Ha I too am an Aires going threw Saturn return! I decided to do the Inca Trail to Machu Pichu last year with out training for it and being super unfit. It was spectacular! However since then I have decided to start a new excersie regime and cut out the carbs and sugar. All the best xx


Thanks LuckyPenny, that’s a great idea to pick up <3


That is perfect imo. Way to shatter old ways of being, Aries gal! 🙂 you know, it occurred to me as I was still lying in bed delirious with the flu at 1.47pm today (thank you, fear of change [wtf] for the illness thing), that the only way to make myself get out of this rapidly-steepening-slide-into-a-shit-pit, is to create some kind of unavoidable deadline. So that circumstances really have the chance to stick the boot in and force change. Now, nothing says “CHANGE, YOU MOTHER F*CKER* like a Mars-Uranus-Pluto T-square across my MC-IC and mars retrograding over my pluto-IC conjunction… Read more »


You just Go, girl!! And have a good time xx



fallen angel

Hope you feel better Pi..the flu = elimination of nasty toxins of all sorts. Including the toxin of inertia 🙂


yeah wouldn’t mind zapping that one out of existence FA.. x

Blue Moon

Love it Pi, just do it. Hope you feel better soon! I am going to start (minimally) packing my bags later this week as next week I jet back to spend two whole weeks making peace with MY FAMILY OF ORIGIN in South Africa. This includes my totally adorable, incredibly successful and kind overly responsible & living in denial about so much younger brother -Capricorn sun, Pisces moon, my “guitar dude” dad who is always either stoned or drunk, usually both & his cool young gf -the one he hooked up with a few months post my mom’s death and… Read more »


wishing you fulfilment and fun during your family visit BM 🙂

lemon and ginger, i’m going to get on that right now.. xx


I got the flu last year and didn’t/couldn’t get medicine right away and had the worst fever of my life, the flu is the worst. Hope you have a speedy recovery pi


thanks D53 and FA.. yes i am feeling much better actually. 2 nights of max sleep .. raw garlic, stinky as it is, is like nuclear warfare on germs. Seeing as I don’t leave the house anyway, I ate some of that. Gah it burns. die, germs! And a good quality hi-potency Vit C pill or two. A huge bowl of vietnamese duck broth with rice noodles. and extra chillies 🙂 I said thank you to the duck for its little life and helping me feel better. woke up feeling less like crap. not sure why i am going into… Read more »


I have no idea, I thought it was a cold at first, so I just thought I would sleep it off, then when I woke up I could hardly walk, was sweaty, hurting all over, and felt extremely weak. Probably the worst I have felt in my entire life, I could hardly walk let alone walk to the nearest place to buy medicine, lucky a roomie happened to get back and I mustered all my strength to get out there and ask him for some medicine before he left, luckily he had some and they didn’t find my dead body… Read more »


Hello lovely, you sound really frustrated. I hear your Cap moon/Venus in Aries screaming ‘get the fuq ON with something’. How long ’til you go back to uni? Perhaps you are missing the structure. I don’t know how it is for you but in la vie en Chrysalis, periods of horrible inertia as you describe absolutely always precede a massive action/move towards change. So I have come to accept it as part of the process (my Mars in Virgo / Cap moon HATE this phase.) Coincidentally a friend sent me a link to this blog this morning…. I thought you… Read more »


thanks for understanding chrysalis…! so much i could say. I think this time / phase is about making my OWN structure, building from within to support a new thing. i could go all metaphorical on this but basically i think it’s about actually facing the realities of a different direction, making this shit actually happen, finding fellow travellers, accepting not everyone’s really on my team or gets it but who cares, I know what’s going on, somewhere inside. I might be reading way too much into this. I was thinking this morn – even if I had no idea about… Read more »


oh and that blog is cool thank you – the arguments with the inner bludger always wanting to have a say 😉


and you’re right – just DO something!! that voice. and the inertia followed by giant action. xxx


I booked and paid 200 days in, it’s 60 days to go and I’ve only just started to panic walk up Mt. Kozi, and all mountains I can find. A mountain a day.
Deep end baby, deep end!


My bday is in April 6th and I am nervous and excited about it! So many things going on at the same time! I have Asc. 25′ in Virgo and I cannot analyze this! Pff.

Anyway, I don´t have any big plans for that day, but I am starting to feel that is going to surprise me big time.

Anyone having a birthday on those days??

ramm-madam dingdong

yeah, Jesus
.. born April 6 too!!
(apparently 😉


Me too! April 7 also have a Virgo ascendant.


I wrote 6 a agh mobile my birthday is April 6


my birthday is also April 6! I have an Aquarius ascendant, and a Virgo moon…


I send you good vibes to y’all!! It would be nice to know how does your bday this year goes my dear Ariens.

Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot

Ohh that is 500 shades of WOW. Mountain climbing? Everest! That’s SO aries!!!


totally 500 shades, <3

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