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Christmas Zodiac

The Christmas Zodiac has been a phenomenon long before today’s gaudy and consumerist Christmas spectacle.

In pre-Christian days, this time of year was an officially deemed time of “misrule” and debauchery. It was a harvest celebration.

Or, in some other cultures, it honored a war-lordly Persian Sun-God.

Currently, it is a hybrid festival in transition. Some people will seize any excuse for a party. Others are increasingly adopting more mindful and frugal Christmases. Many reject the whole deal out of contempt for its consumerist nature. For some, it triggers traumatic or unpleasant childhood memories. There are many other deities and religious traditions around this time. And then there is the fact that Jesus was probably not a Capricorn.

However, we can divide the Christmas Zodiac into the Elements and come up with a broad operating hypothesis.

The Fire Signs 

Their celebration ideal is bigger, better and more garish than God on a bender. They want cos-play, fireworks and Christmas lights you can see from space. They’re competitive, active and will out-give anyone.

The Earth Signs 

They’re all about the banqueting and the opportunity to sloth on the couch for massive marathoning of television series. And, to be fair, the chance to connect with family and fulfill deep-down Dynasty-fantasies.

Deep Down, Christmas Is Still Saturnalia, The Week Of Misrule & Debauchery.

The Air Signs 

Air signs are the most likely to find mass-compulsory celebrations plebian and hideous. They’re often drawn to unique seasonal getaways and secure secret bolt-holes for the purpose. They also don’t want to have dull their wits by obligatory Xmas catch-ups.

The Water Signs 

They’d prefer to do something hyper-magic and meaningful than the standard commercialized hell. But if they can’t meditate in a crystal pyramid on a ley line before swearing allegiance to Abraxas, they’ll often flip last minute. They’re last-minute deadline shoppers, frantically googling for luxury tinsel and blasting the naffest Xmas music they can find.

 

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Andro
Andro

Thought I would get my Christmas poncho on, 😉 .
(Lookin’ at you Scorpalicious Robot)

Well I certainly kept the ‘Saturn’ in Saturnalia.
🙁

Now Pluto is coming in on top of Uranus, I have a feeling he will set up shop with no issues either. As in, this year has really sucked.
Hopefully the Horse year will be better for my Double Tiger nature.

S
S

Andy your little boy’s conversations with you were the highlight of my year. Thank you x

Andromeda
Andromeda

Oh, S, that’s incredibly sweet. Thank you, xx.
Been great getting to know you this year hon.

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

*waves” Hiiiiii Andro..

Sorry to hear this year has sucked. It can only get better.
Mine started off badly but ended well.

Year of the Horse will rock! Hanging for the New Moon in Cap.

Wishing you a brighter 2014 xx 😀

Andromeda
Andromeda

Thanks lovely! I sound ungrateful, it wasn’t all bad. Ok maybe just this minute I don’t feel grateful. In all I preferred the action of the Dragon year. Snake energy can be so… low vibration, quiet vibration, waiting & patient shedding style. It craps me off. Rip your dead skin off Snake! Oh wait, maybe that is what this last month was.. Honestly I feel like the warrior whose continues the battle though they see their side has lost. So much effort expended for so little gain is how it feels. Eg. 9 months solid of GAPS diet, ASD bubba… Read more »

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

Hehe… take it easy Andy, you’re only human. It’s okay to vent. It IS the dark moon AND end of the year, when we all take stock of what we have and haven’t accomplished. You Scorp moon needs a good wallow. Wallow away. I know I like to… helps me process. Get in amongst it. Feel what you gotta feel…. Nothing worse than someone telling you to cheer up! Sometimes being ungrateful is just as useful as being grateful. Speaking of your Scorp moon. Saturn’s stinky arse is squatting there. Ouch!! 😐 No wonder you feel the way you do!… Read more »

Andromeda
Andromeda

Hee hee! Phew, am I glad I finished wallowing.
Sorry to spaz out, but thank God it was all over a Scorpio.
Do I normally sound like this? Fuq. Sorry.

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

Hahaha… finished already! That was quick!! I would have gone a few more days. 😀

You’re fine. You don’t normally sound like that.

What’s annoying is people going on and on and on about the same thing but don’t do anything about it. You’re not like that.

Andromeda
Andromeda

Well, it’s been a few days already tbh crying on Christmas. Actually I think my Saturn neck has been good for me. I actually *stopped* as opposed, yah, ‘not doing anything’ (ot doing anything = laundry/checking on kids every five mins/cooking half the day).
I think I didn’t realise how much my friend who died was supporting me all this time? Anyway, I am getting tired of wallowing, but I could give it another day, hell why not?? 😀

And thanks for the nice compliment, I am an active whinger if nothing else. 😉

Emg
Emg

Is it silly? But I really enjoyed seeing the poncho’d pony back!

david5379
david5379

I just wanna say marry christmas you guys, its fucking stupid it wouldn’t come up otherwise but under scheduled sentimentality, but now that it is relevant, damn it, I just gotta say you guys are great. I went through a really hard time earlier this year, and I am sure I was annoying as hell, either way you guys were invaluable and I have really benefited and enjoyed all of your varied advanced wise opinions. It is a community here, and its one of the best on the internet. So thank you to all the commenters and mystic, thanks to… Read more »

Pegasus
Pegasus

David, that is so charming of you. It IS the best community on the net, isn’t it. Blessings Boyo.

Andromeda
Andromeda

Tis true Pegasus!

Emg
Emg

Hey David liked your you right from the get go. So glad things are getting good now. I love this place too. These folk are beyond the norm and I certainly feel that resonance too. Have a great new year. Keep growing. xx

anon flux
anon flux

hey toots, I thought it was hilarious the way you arrived suddenly and proceeded to engage in some pretty emphatic rhetoric with one of the regulars, picking apart their logic and I’m sure giving them some food for thought. Loved it. Hope you have a great holiday and that things continue on the up for you – you’re a top shelf young man and deserve the best x

Virgo Ellie
Virgo Ellie

Merry Christmas and/or Happy Holidays to Mystic and all of her “peeps” here! Looking forward to 2014. Bring it..

God Bless you all! xo!!

anon flux
anon flux

And may the goddess embrace and bless you VE. Hope you have a lovely break.

WOOHOO
WOOHOO

Christmas Day…. maybe not the best day to be asking this… bah humbug whatevs.

Anyone done a cord cutting ritual before? Any tips? I need to do one/get one done. Qi Vamps be gone.

cosmic fleece
cosmic fleece

Greetings WooHoo,
I have always found, the name of the deadbeat on a piece of paper, fold it up, toss it in the back of the freezer works. I learnt this one off a Norwegian Scorp, whose Mother was a ”White Witch”back in Norway. I just say a little ”You are frozen out of my life” x3 This has been passed round to the females in my family, and friends who have needed to ”get rid of dead weights”…. All have reported success. xx Blessings and Best of Luck.

WOOHOO
WOOHOO

I thought about that one – I have used it in the past with some success. However, I don’t dislike them and never want to see them again. I just want to remove any lingering attachment that is draining me.

S
S

I find acupuncture really good to up your mojo and top up your Qi.
No harm or foul with this one.
Write the person’s name on a piece of paper and fold the paper into a small square. As you fold say “Of you go away and into the fold”. Tie it up with string and say “Be away and there you stay. Safe and away from the”.

Emg
Emg

Have you seen eternal sunshine of a spotless mind? Great film. I know what you mean about just wanting the ache to go rather than carry it about. To still hold them dear and still have the memories and all they taught you, about you. I try to love absolutely and thank them for all they gave. And if they do pop back in, then I just wait until it’s past or let it be. I try to be less attached to it all. I’ve tried the cutting thing and rituals but I have found that it simply goes with… Read more »

serenity
serenity

I did candle white magic using the psalms 20 years ago. My friend of 28 years who I’m attracted to, I did this candle magic on him 20 years ago — and twice he has asked me recently if I put a spell on him. It’s a friendly candle ritual. I’d do it again. There must be a ritual for getting rid of qi vamps. Depends if you want to get rid of them or get rid of them and bless them too.

calypso
calypso

Until someone with a better answer comes along Woohoo, you could just try doing it yourself? You basically have to feel into the connection so that you can sever it. Feel where it is entering you. meditate on it if it helps….if you no longer want it then maybe it’s not a heart connection, maybe it’s in the gut, could be genitals depending on the link. Once you can locate it you can imagine yourself cutting it – say something releasing at the time as well. Good luck!

WOOHOO
WOOHOO

Oh, I tried this afternoon… I fell asleep. :S

I’ll try again when I’m a bit better rested.

electric eel libran
electric eel libran

I’m not sure if there are generic recipes out there for that, but I did one about 2 yrs ago. He was using a sentimental gift to bind our friendship. I removed all known things given by him that was in my household. Destroyed his special gift violently by smashing and setting on fire. I distributed anything that didnt burn to separate public refuse bins. I had to guard my house with salt and brown tourmaline. It worked for the most part.

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

How did you know he was using a sentimental gift?
You knew he was into magik?

Electric Eel Libran
Electric Eel Libran

long story short, I had suspected it was being used in this way but had no proof, but a tarot lady confirmed it without me even hinting about him. I didn’t even go to the tarot lady to talk about my love life. She said all of my efforts to finding new men are being cock-blocked by this guy psychically who believes he is doing me a favour. So to him, his “curse” is a “blessing”.

Electric Eel Libran
Electric Eel Libran

So def. anybody out there who thinks you are being “cute” by doing spells against someone’s will, your are not. It will come back against you one day. Always ask permission.

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

I wouldn’t dream of casting a spell on someone. It’s just wrong… low, cheating and dirty… You want someone to be with you of their own free will.

Loved that you violently smashed up his special gift and set it on fire. 😆

Go your Scorp moon. 🙂

‘The Damned’ song springs to mind…

“Oooh ooh smash it up, smash it up, smash it up”

Electric Eel Libran
Electric Eel Libran

hellz yeah The Damned!

He was a Cancer and I didn’t put 2 and 2 together because I trust my friends. Why wouldn’t I trust my friends? Even Scorp Moons have to relax.
When he and the ex-wife broke up he went to New Orleans and hired some vodou person to do some spells. I never thought it would be turned against me.

Twin-gemini
Twin-gemini
Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot
Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot

Oh yeah, and found out the dude I was lusting after last year is getting married in the UK. Glad I stopped barking up that particular “wrong tree”….(Venus retro)…

Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot
Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot

Love this.

Perfect day to wind and wear my watch, and do some advanced Calculus then tidy the house and research Etruscan history.

Thanks for another wonderful year of scopes and inspiration Mystic!!

gemyogi
gemyogi

Blessings to all in this wonderful community, especially those feeling sad or unloved… I am enjoying spending time with family but I know lots of peeps who find xmas depressing or difficult.

Peace be with you all… and wishing you many good times to come! XX

Emg
Emg

So Mystic you were right about the old flings coming weirdly out of the wood work. About a week ago I had a chap contact me after eight months or so, at 1.10 am saying “you were right’ just that and deciding that on that night he needed to tell me and maybe we should do coffee so he could recount his tale, supposedly so I could say told you so! Then out walking the dog this morning a car pulls up and a guy asks for spurious directions. I look at him, then he asks where Emg lives. Penny… Read more »

WOOHOO
WOOHOO

Venus retrogrades are eight year cycles… maybe because it’s in the opposite sign after four years?

Maybe it’s just that men are fuqing slow.

My Dad wrote a little story about the women in his life and the one that meant the most to him turned out to be the one he screwed over in his early twenties. Go figure that one out.

Emg
Emg

Men are just fuqing slow, Oh woo hoo how I know this to be true. And I will be absolute on the fact that they are more inclined to run from the one that has meant or could mean or would ultimately mutate them for the better and the best and the most. One day I will write your father’s same story from the female perspective. Trouble is you just end up looking at them thinking oh god not again. I get on with life and pick up pretty well, all things considered but sometimes it is just too sad… Read more »

S
S

Powerful dream Emg. Over the weekend I had a dream about an ex. He bought me an iced coffee and I really wanted a hot flat white. So I took this iced coffee back to the place where he bought it and said please can I have this instead. I was thinking in the dream about the price difference and how I didn’t what the iced coffee and it became a bit of a deal to get the one i wanted. The last part of the dream has me walking out happily with my hot flat white in hand. Dream… Read more »

Pi
Pi

yes… hot not cold… or some chemistry but mildly indifferent… in my case.
good dream though S – glad you made sure you went for the hot one 😉

S
S

Thank you Pi. Yeah still looking for the dude that is my blend. Those powerful dreams that have changed my assessment of people in my life (the light bulb dream moments) have all involved food or drinks. These dreams have the common question: What is sustaining and nourishing you?
Love how dreams can be an early warning system. I think the simpler my dreams are, the more powerful message that is being conveyed.

Emg
Emg

I have a nespresso machine in the house which means I can have any blend or bean anytime. Ho hum story of my life to date. Dreams do have real meaning for me too and they are quite literal. Last time I had a dream of this one I was climbing and climbing and we were working together at organising people and then he handed me money. Following night the dream was just hot dirty and incredible. Woke up in a muck sweat. Then I bumped into his brother that day who I had not seen for six months and… Read more »

electric eel libran
electric eel libran

so i already had a string of these. My valuable lesson ladies: Men do not want to be changed. Despite how how they want to level up video game characters, they don’t actually want to level up themselves. If you find a deep hot plutonic man who wants to level up, he’s a keeper. otherwise, don’t bother. Go for the man who is already at your level. If there aren’t any then move on. As i am finding i may have to move on to a new area physically because my area seems to be infested with stupid ingrates. This… Read more »

anon flux
anon flux

I’ve found sun pluto uranus conjunctions in synastry to be pivotal for relationships that have a focus on evolution and personal growth. But it’s not just about one person changing and evolving…

Electric Eel Libran
Electric Eel Libran

so true! But the other person has to want it, is all I’m saying.
I see so many men just wanting to cruise on auto-pilot.

I have that conj as my natal.

anon flux
anon flux

AH! I see what you mean. I don’t spend so much time around those kinds of peeps except maybe in work environments. I have it natally too 😀

Nightrose
Nightrose

Very good advice.

david5379
david5379

that is kinda scary to read

electric eel libran
electric eel libran

i hope it didn’t come across as too man hating as it was not meant that way. We women spend a lot of time in our 20’s going..hey that guy is a fixer-upper…or he’s got so much potential!…. I see girls tearing themselves up over some guy they can’t save from drinking, drugging, etc…

david5379
david5379

no I believe you, its scarier for different reasons I guess, I don’t want to get stuck with a gf and then not be in to her, but I also don’t want to be too stupid to see something that is there, I don’t know what is what yet so I am kinda scared I will fuck things up out there I guess on the male end, or the possibility people are more attracted to fixer upers then people already put together, but I am sure its more complicated then all of that

Emg
Emg

David
my take on it is that we meet and we connect and we teach each other things and we grow…together or we grow apart. Just let it be and just enjoy it. For me I’ve had lots of guys around and all of which I am happy to have had. I fall in love very rarely but I know when I do. I hope you can have clarity and just let it be the way it is. Mostly know who you are and enjoy your journey holding the other’s hand.

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

Oh this is ridiculous! I am off to a super fine soiree with some pukkah peeps who are grand fun, and WHILE looking forward to it…

…am also hearing this little annoyed voice in my head that just wants to catch up on ironing, decluttering and starting a new exercise routine! For heaven’s sake, Saturnalia/Capricornucopia, just remember i’m a Pisces, wouldya?! A fifth house SUN, wanting to stay in to iron and exercise!

*sigh* perhaps i will need to break teetotal with a glass of the finest hooch the establishment can offer 😀

Merry Hell, everyone…see you there!

S
S

I lost my mind a few years back and found myself in a psychiatric ward for Christmas and New Year. Try as hard as I can to keep a plan, avoid stress and a relapse. I lost not only my mind but my relationship and job. I walked out on my life only to find there was nothing on the other side. Still counting the toll on what I’ve lost. You struggle to find your way back from a nervous breakdown, only to realise that patch of sanity ain’t worth what it used to be. Hard to trust yourself when… Read more »

Gemyogi
Gemyogi

Hey S, sounds like you’ve been through the fire and its time to Phoenix. Wishing you strength perspective and happiness in 2014.

I think only those who have been through difficult times can truly appreciate good fortune. Xx

S
S

Thank you Gemyogi. I haven’t met many people who have travelled the same terrain. Phoenix haven’t actually taken shape. New beginnings don’t seem to appear, just recycling in the same pond. Jupiter haven’t been a benefit in my sign, I’d like a refund. Guess I am being sidelined by Saturn.

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

Jupiter is SO overrated!!! Saturn delivers after hard work. Jupiter just expands what’s already there.

“recycling in the same pond” I know what that’s like…. my life’s been like that pretty much since 2008. It’s taken THIS long for things to finally change. With a Pluto Asc I was in the ZZ and was worried I would stay stuck!

Hope you get to swim in some fresh waters soon.

anon fluxxxx
anon fluxxxx

😀 I was the same about jupiter while it was in gemini – the sign of its detriment while there was all the talk about how lucky it was. Thank god it only happens once every 12 years was all I could think. Wasn’t until it got the hell out of there that anything even vaguely ‘lucky’ happened and god knows I was actively encouraging opportunities. I think it’s a thing that works in concert with other things. Not alone. And it seems to be a bit misunderstood. I’ve been reading about it for the last few days and I… Read more »

S
S

Gem Jupiter is my natal position and I thought in my Sun Sign bring on some goodness. Scorp retro Uranus 10th House and it’s heavy hitting. I am reading my Uncle’s book Origin of Genesis and it’s so Uranian.
Thanks for the insights and kind words. Blessings to all.

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

LOL. I couldn’t be more individuated if I tried!!! Cap Asc won’t allow me to let my freak flag fly but it’s definitely there!! My Uranus squares my Saggo moon (in 11th) so it pops out spontaneously every now and then. I also have psyche in Aqua. The thoughts I previously expressed on Uranus where filtered through Saturn. My chart is very fixed and being so Saturn ruled and visually oriented (with a tendency to judge a book by its cover) perhaps I struggle with the physical manifestation of Uranus. I agree with your about Jupiter. It definitely works in… Read more »

S
S

Natal Pluto squares my Sun, Mercury and Moon. I don’t understand Gem Jupiter in my 5th House. Perhaps that I desire a relationship but they are never fruitful.
At the moment I think I get why it feels too much. Current transit Mars and Uranus square Sun and Mercury.

anon fluxx
anon fluxx

that could be an uncomfortable place for jupiter natally maybe? It’s in detriment in gemini and the relationship thing might be the difference between the 5th and the 7th? They’re different kinds of relationships, so maybe if you have a squizz at those two houses there might be a reorienting of perspective about the 5th placement – not sure but I do know that the kinds of relationships that the two houses attract are very different – hope that helps in the quest to understand the jupiter thing – it’s a weird planet.

S
S

Seven would be an empty Leo House in the late degrees.
My Mum is a Gem Sun and my sister is a Leo Sun. I feel these houses seem to imply a greater family karmic energy associated in this life. Thanks AF so much to think about. Still think I am the under sized fish that gets rejected and tossed back in the water.

anon fluxx
anon fluxx

You get that i wasn’t so much referring to you as an individual but to uranus right? What you’ve said is interesting because it is parallel to some things I’ve been thinking about for a while. The major one being that because uranus doesn’t do the status quo and is a catalyst for change it doesn’t matter where you have it natally – natal is possibly more an indication of how able you are to cope with or embrace the changes which you obviously already know because of your saturn filter. How you will take it in your stride –… Read more »

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

My comment about the physical manifestation of Uranus was just a shallow and judgemental (low Cap?). I think I was trying to say that Uranian type peeps annoy my Cap Asc. Because I hate frivolity and silliness and struggle to be around peeps who try really hard to look wacky, zany and different… too contrived…”hey look at me” :roll”. Often they’re plain boring!! I prefer the unassuming kind. I don’t even know where my train of thought was there or previous comment. Just ignore. My merc in Scorp squares Saturn and Saggo moon speaks before i thinking and makes sweeping… Read more »

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

could have done with a bit of editing there before I ho “post”. LOL oh well….

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

*hit!!

anon flux
anon flux

AHH! LOL that’s funny – i get into trouble quite a bit because I don’t realise people are being insulting or rude (re the uranus thing you said to ignore). It’s some kind of naive blinkers thing I have. Which is strange because I’m definitely not stupid but I just don’t expect it from people so I get into situations where they’re really being cantankerous and I’m in the throes of some kind of pollyanna haze of thinking everyone is well intentioned it’s like I fall into people’s booby traps or something. And then I ask innocent questions like ‘do… Read more »

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

LOL. sorry to disappoint with my literal meaning/ response. I know how much you love to talk of earthquakes and all things esoteric 😉

Maybe your Cap 8th house likes to test foundations and structures. 8th house likes to get beneath the surface… a “gotta be more to this right?” approach Hehe…. “)

anon flux
anon flux

jupiter is complicated lovely – the shiny happy lucky charm of the material realms people bang on about is also about creative and visionary impulses and the expansion of the spiritual and mental realms. I always notice an upswing in UFO sightings and ‘cult’ news when jupiter hits a certain place in the sky. So although the usual, more literal connotations are material, I’m sure if you have a bit of space and time to ponder the ways your thinking has changed and evolved you might feel a bit less ripped off. Best wishes to you at this strange time… Read more »

serenity
serenity

These holidays are tough. It must be all those cardinal planets (mars, Jupiter, Uranus, venus, pluto). It’s seriously a headbanger. I have family but I don’t have family. My sister and mother are abusive. I’m reminded again how much they are this holiday season. What I mean by abusive — I can’t bring anything up without them going ballistic at me — anger issues. Very hard. I have had to disconnect from them, and on that way out — I got a string of abusive emails. Happy holy crap. Ignore and walk away. I don’t even read them. I just… Read more »

WOOHOO
WOOHOO

Sounds like a horribly rough year. I wish you a wonderful 2014!

Nightrose
Nightrose

I’ve never really celebrated Xmas anyway so this time of the year is not much different for me. One thing I love about the holidays is giving gifts to my loved ones however. I didn’t grow up receiving gifts for special occasions so I had to catch up to social conventions – the Lilith in me is like, snore, but my Sat-Pluto in Libra reminds me you need to at least learn the rules properly before you break them properly, lol. Lilith agrees and cooperates 🙂 she likes learning anyway. I have really cleaned up my gifting act over the… Read more »

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

Giddy Up!!! 😀

Year of the Horse is gonna be awesome!! :razz

Nightrose
Nightrose

Yeeeeehaaaaaaawwwwwrr girlfriend! Lol

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

LOL!! I’ma thinkin’ your Saggo Sun and my Saggo moon gonna lurve it 😛

Nightrose
Nightrose

I think so too Scorpbot!! My Saggo stellium and my inner Tiger(trine with Horse), is ready to get rumbling! Haha 😀

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

I’m a Dragon 😀 Just looked up Dragon and Horse compatibility. Looks good “they make a lively pair”

Nightrose
Nightrose

Ooh I love Dragons, I always get along with the ones I come across, like auto-attract, lol. I am a Rooster in year’s sign, so that may be why. Apparently Roosters and Dragons are soulmate material.

Now… if only I can get a Cap-Mars Dragon lover to enter my life.

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

*sigh* I want one of those too!!! I ADORE Caps and have never dated one. Would suit my Cap Asc. Hoping Cap Venus retro will bring one back from a past life 😀

Just ended it with a Crab. Never again!! UGH! He was a Dog in chinese astro – so incompatible.
Never liked his astro from the start. My Saggo moon squared his Sun and Mars, and his venus/moon conjunction in Leo squared my Sun. Was torture!!!! 🙄 LOL.

S
S

Luurve Cap.
Had 1/2 a night with a Crab guy, never again.
My Cap Moon balances out my watery Kataka Sun. I am a Fire Snake.

Nightrose
Nightrose

Snake – another sign Roosters get along peachily with!

Nightrose
Nightrose

I had a freind who was very Cancerian and a Dog – and although she was very sweet, if I think about it, I dont know if she would get along with a Scorpio Dragon like yourself. Actually, I know so – her sister is a Scorpio Dragon, and they definitely have their tiffs.

I hope you find everything you wish for in 2014 Scorpbot! For you however, maybe you might want to find a Cap Mars Rooster 😉

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

Oh yes, that’s what I meant – a Cap Mars Rooster.

Putting in an order right now!!! Cock-a-doodle-Dooooo!!! 😛

So many roosters here and all my fave peeps too. Love it!!!

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

I want a Mars Cap Dragon lover too! (I’m a Rooster also.)

Nightrose
Nightrose

Oh heeeeeyyyy, High-fives for Roosters!

Yupyup, apparently Dragons are the ultimate partner for Roosters… 😉

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

Yoko Ono (rooster) and John Lennon (dragon) is a great example. Saw a doco on them recently and was blown away by how much they loved each other. True soul mates 🙂

Nightrose
Nightrose

Yes, absolutely, a great example of a Rooster/Dragon pairing 🙂

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

I was totally besotted with a Pisces dragon once (the dude who stole street signs)… I thought he was my soulmate

electric eel libran
electric eel libran

except for that part where john beat his wives and all.

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

Really?? 😯 Had no idea!!

Nightrose
Nightrose

No one said soulmate stuff wasn’t ever tricky. No it doesn’t justify bad actions or decisions, but usually this stuff entails a lot of hard choices and willing effort on both sides I’d imagine. It’s not for everybody.

calypso
calypso

I’m a rooster too Nightrose 😀 Also would like a man with a strong Mars….Aries will do it for me!

Nightrose
Nightrose

Oh nice! Another Rooster! This is so wonderful, Rooster party here, lol!

I guess Rooster women do like a man with a strong Mars. Dont blame ya sistahs! I know the feeling!

Gemyogi
Gemyogi

Dragon here too. I haven’t checked Chinese astro compatibility much, I find the idea that everyone in a certain birth year is the same sign/personality a bit strange. Maybe because I feel more unique/individual than that!

Nightrose
Nightrose

Oh hello there Miss Dragon! Well, chinese astro is a lot more complicated than an animal on your year sign…. its like how astrology gets written off because we are all a certain sun sign. As an astro homie, Im sure you know that astrology is SO much more than your Sun sign. If youre interested in chinese astro, you will find that you actually have 4 animals and 4 elements that make up who you are, your “Bazi”. It doesnt end there though. Look into Flying Stars and my personal fave: Zi Wei Do Shou 😉 “Lunar mansions” and… Read more »

seagoat
seagoat

Yeah I’ve always had a phobia about Christmas (is there a word for this?), but getting older, with each passing year dealing with the grief of lost ones and very ill friends…I’m over it…I use any time I can now to celebrate with the people around me…surely that’s really what Saturnalia is about…defying time..it’s the harshest convention of all…you can run out out money, lose property, reputation etc…but you can always get it back…you can never get time back…you run out of it and it takes everyone one away eventually…so now I’m just plain practical…I even celebrate thanksgiving and I’m… Read more »

Kat
Kat

Beautiful, Seagoat! Feeling much the same!

Vslr
Vslr

Venus retro….woke up to my once upon a time ex who i love zombied over and was talking about to my friend last night following me on twitter! Surprised yes! But he’s famous now for his charitable work so im just one of many he follows.

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

I got the Saturnalia spirit! YES to honoring & celebrating all that & all those who are fuel for the Awesome. I saw a family buy a tree for another family who couldn’t afford one & it made me cry, it was that beautiful. Give give give, party party party! Tidings of Love, gorgeous astro fiends: Joy & regenerative sleep to all xx

Centaurus
Centaurus

In the world of epic consumerism that is one of the nicer aspects of it and not actually about the consumption or the cash but about the spirit!

leogroover
leogroover

Oh dear
At least she is aplogetic

Centaurus
Centaurus

Yes.. it’s that time of year!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5Ng1HbOAKs

leogroover
leogroover

Oh dear
At least she is aplogetic

Centaurus
Centaurus

She has lots of vids on youtube, this is the only one I’ve seen. Not sure I can handle too much of that talent in one hit 😉

Pegasus
Pegasus

Speechless.
Shall hold her personally responsible for my lack of xmas cheer.

Pegasus
Pegasus

Alien, go to You Tube and type in 64823141 and view ‘Alienation’.
Artist friends have just posted the stuff they have been working on for 3 years, so i’m sending you this one for xmas as thought you may like it.

Pegasus
Pegasus

Venus retro has brung me a blocked sublingual gland = swollen, red, desert mouth and no fun to eat anything. Nursing it with Himalayan salt, heated spoon applications, litres of water, ice and a wtf!
The upside is my lips are fluffed up free of charge 🙂 And no red lipstick required….

Dear Louise Hay:
what am i not saying, what sticks in my mouth (and i haven’t stuck it out at anyone even), what inflames me?

Now i really really want to go to Iceland’s spa.

Pegasus
Pegasus

Think i had better take the day off from no work coming in and purchase a bottle of French Champagne to cheer me up and delete all cares.
Problem with that is i will want to drive to planet Elsewhere
when tipsy.

Centaurus
Centaurus

Strange.. I woke with razor throat and left work early myself. Had to go to cover a morning thing lest I loose even more grace. Started to descend yesterday.

Feel better winged one and fly free above the fray x

leogroover
leogroover

First time xmas orphan this year. Going to friends for lunch but been feeling xmas differently this year- bit sad.. def do not like the consumerism. Had a weird time of past two weeks trying to contact my people and no one gets back. I know busy time of year . Its like the universe is blocking all my messages.

Blue Moon
Blue Moon

Have you heard ” white wine in the sun” by Tim Minchin.
Makes me cry…
I know about the orphan at Xmas feeling.
It gets easier
Xxx

Pegasus
Pegasus

Am reading an amazingly well written book called The Book of Human Skin by Michelle Lovric.
Not exactly holiday reading. Set in Venice and Peru during Napoleanic times.

Pegasus
Pegasus

My telephone has been so silent i asked for it to be checked for griches i mean glitches.

Veronica
Veronica

Yes, was an orphan for years, around Christmas, Easter, and all the other hols, I actually quite enjoyed it, as I would disappear into the studio, streets around were quiet and I found it peaceful.

Last couple of years I had the experience of very dear old friends cutting ties, and it was REALLY painful, but since then I am watching new friendships form around me that seem to be more compatible with how I am now. I also observed that if they are meant to come back into your life they will…

Charles
Charles

This looks like another good spot to drop my “Let’s Put Christ back in Christmas” link again. Nobody seems to notice it, so I’ll just let you know it’s a bunch of drunken Irishmen singing a medley of blasphemous christmas carols.

https://soundcloud.com/pat-godwin/lets-put-christ-back-in

Pegasus
Pegasus

Try a listen to Lucinda Williams ‘Get it Right with God’, Charles. More guitar work in it.

Raché(Aqua/Tauri)
Raché(Aqua/Tauri)

I’m definitely keeping Saturn in Saturnalia. Gonna be the uppity grinch only eating salad and quinoa at the dinner table. 😀

Reasoning? a) I have 10 days to start the new year and new jobs (one at a yoga studio) off in great health/routine, and b) on Thanksgiving my family convinced me to eat their “traditional” food (e.g. sour cream dip etc.) and I got the worst food poisoning the whole weekend after. Dairy is truly evil.

Blue Moon
Blue Moon

Yup it really is gross shite. I can’t do dairy at all. Just had a good old dog fight with my best mate, ie letting him rant and rave and dump on me and then calmly calling him up on his lying, telling him he was being unfair and refusing to buy into the drama, refusing to be gimped, being compassionate yet self protective and sticking to my guns. He apologised profusely within twenty minutes. Ok more like half an hour but we went from. Him telling me we I’m a psycho bitch and how dare I throw a hissy… Read more »

Pegasus
Pegasus

Nigella might need that recipe right now BM 🙂

Emg
Emg

Can’t help but like this time of year. Even the deep darkness we have up here in the frozen north. Love the idea of peace on earth and the fact everything stops for a while business wise and people really can take a break (mostly) And the partying and friendships. But like Pegasus, I can never get with Christmas. This whole saturn thing seems way more potent and of course I honour the solstice. It must be my saturn on my Asc!
Loving the idea of the naked dancing!

freedom ala air
freedom ala air

I love it mm… It helps me to have multiple understandings… One dimensional beliefs, rituals just don’t stick…. Aka Christmas…. I am a typical non believer that participates, has moral nightmares about consumerism, and ends up realising I’m too old to pit up with my families bullshit for too long…. So this year I thought of be smart and organise spending at least half the day with friends drinking lovely wine and listening to beautiful music…. I became fraught with this idea because the mire I held on to it, the more I had to convince myself how horrible my… Read more »

Pi
Pi

hey nice work, Freedom, hope your new MO works well for you.xox

Raché(Aqua/Tauri)
Raché(Aqua/Tauri)

Hell yeah. I was so angry at my family for so long, but I just accept them for what they are and am more motivated to find My People out in the world to have the love and acceptance I crave. I show up mostly for them and try and keep it low drama, participate in old rituals from happier times and not make too big a deal out of it. You’re wise to make peace with things…I keep telling myself “emotions are just information” when I start to get angry or carried away with a thought/feeling. You can still… Read more »

gren
gren

word

PlutonicUranian
PlutonicUranian

Well said, AT. I made the mistake of declaring how the Church subverts sacred pagan rites into harmful, clan-dividing rituals at Easter by pointing out that no human is more holy than another regardless of self-ordainment, that ritual is half a tool in the box of the faithful. That went over like a lead balloon doused in Bordeaux and lit by the Pascal candle. This Christmas I will stick to Merriment come hell or high water. How humble of Saturn to call for Jupiter on his own feast.

anastasia
anastasia

🙂

leogroover
leogroover

Freedom could be your mantra like sticking your fingers in your ears lalala kinda mantra

willowwolf
willowwolf

No surprise at all 🙂 Saturn could afford her – The horny old goat …. 😉

Pi
Pi

lol! that’s what I was thinking – who else would Saturn hook up with? none other .

moved on
moved on

Sounds like a party I’d like to go to!

You lot don’t sound particularly enamoured in the sharing of food and drink with favourite people, but I can’t wait. For the first time in 10 years I get to spend a whole christmas day with my kids, and cook lunch. I love cooking for christmas.

Hope you all have a wonderful surprise contact or visit from someone who is special to you so you cheer up.

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

are you a Taurus or Cancer by any chance?

No need to feel sorry for us peeps who hate Xmas. We’re not all miserable you know…

Have fun with your kids. 🙂

Pi
Pi

that’s a nice thing to say Moved On, hope you have a lovely entire day with your children. I quite like xmas or whatever people want to call it. Great way to get a good crew together and eat drink and be merry, reflect on the year, open more champagne.. etc. sometimes nice to just disappear to a deserted beach too, with a beer, surfboard, good book and some delicious snax 🙂 it really would be nice to have a surprise contact or visit from someone who makes me happy… do wonder if i am growing a second head sometimes… Read more »

Centaurus
Centaurus

Are you sure you’re not my mum? 😉

Ok… that IS a joke, but that IS me in reverse, just with both folks and siblings which is actually longer than 10 years since…..

anon fluxxxx
anon fluxxxx

did mine on the harvest moon a few days ago and it was lovely thanks moved on – hope yours is whatever you want it to be tomorrow.

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

Bah fucking humbug.

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

😀

Pegasus
Pegasus

Et toi, Scorbot, Joyeux Noel?

Pegasus
Pegasus

And happy Saturnalia to you, Saturnalien…lol

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

and you too Pegs!! 😀

Exciting things in store for us with Venus retro conj our Ascendants and your natal Venus.

2014 is going to be AWESOME!!! Can’t wait to begin my new life. I won’t recognise myself.

This is the first time since the beginning of the ZZ in 2008 that things look rosy and very different at the end of the year. No more Groundhog Day. Hehe 🙂

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

Go You! What an exciting adventure you’re about to embark on! You’re gonna rock it! x

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

Yes I am. 😀 Can feel it in my Scorpy Sun conj Neptune waters \m/

Ended it with Crab man. *relief*
2014 = Clean slate!

Nice to see the Saturnalien in Xmas hat. 🙂

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

It’s becoming my annual tradition, hehe. I love how my alien looks about as impressed wearing a hat as the kitty did about wearing a poncho… 😛

Electric Eel Libran
Electric Eel Libran

wow the whole time you had the cat icon I thought it was wearing a colourful lamp shade.

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

Poncho – colourful lampshade, same diff really…

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

LOL. Where’s Andro? That pony needs a Xmas poncho 😀

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

Every day is Saturnalia for me Pegs! Wishing you a happy one back! x

Pegasus
Pegasus

Yes, Hedonism is for Heads not Feds.

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

And xmas trees are for smoking.

electric eel libran
electric eel libran

you beat me to it!

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

Sorry darkling! I like it when time zones or not having a life work in my favour though! x

Pegasus
Pegasus

Happiness that Mystic changed the name of Christmas to something relative.
Totally, completely, utterly, have absolutely no rapport with Xmas.
If i could wish myself away, the Blue Lagoon in Iceland would be The Place
to have hot toddys in the heated mineral pool.
None of the images for Xmas suit Oz.
Have just collected a mass of dried leaves and bark to glue feathers upon and paint with gold & silver ink.

Pegasus
Pegasus

The flying horse comes in Alchemist, i’m here!
Ad today has blown me away with the response.
Reading mainstream male’s psyche.
5 calls and it’s ALL WRONG.
Venus retro in my house of love? Woke up Very Unloving.
The calls told me about Structure, the true strategy if i am to continue on my path to educate.
Just wrote your name next to find myself a young geek protege and ask your advice.

The Village asap, need that open space.

Pegasus
Pegasus

I like ‘paramour’ = by love, no for sperm or support.

Methinky
Methinky

Snap!

Nightrose
Nightrose

I love this statement here.

Pi
Pi

Quite like the idea of having a “consort”. Instead of you know, a lover, or boyfriend, or “partner” (such a … *statistical* term!)

Blue Moon
Blue Moon

I love “consort” too. I know that Queen of The Damned is deemed my intelligent folk as being The Worst Vampire Movie EVER but I love how Akasha calls Lestat her consort. There is something so powerful about it. I often watch that clip on YouTube where she tells him how she kept him alive to be her consort and companion. Yeah dork alert. But this time of year I have a pattern of watching vampire movies. I don’t know why. It’s always been this way. I guess the sexy undead is as plausible as the immaculate conception and Jesus’s… Read more »

E.
E.

Consort. A word I’ve always adored. 🙂