A formerly skeptical Virgo realizes that the Zodiac Personality archetypes are real. And, with Virgo precision, she’s identified a few.
Everything makes sense now!
Well, not really everything. I acknowledge that astro can’t explain the meaning of life, why we’re here etc. It sure tells a lot. It’s like there is a pattern to everything! I finally see proof of it, every day. I’m no expert, and, have a lot to learn I was pretty astro-ignorant, but after two years as a Mega Mystic member, people make sense. I am so much happier for it.
Basically, I used to be the sort of person who believed I could mold everyone into a more-pleasing (perfect) state of being, with sheer persuasion and influence (Virgo Sun).
I have finally come to realize that people can’t be changed; they ARE archetypes! It is an incredibly liberating realization.
The Gemini Hacker, Nomadic Sagittarius, And Gourmet Taurus
Here are some frustrating mysteries finally explained by astrology:
-Piscean Mother’s ridiculous conversations with my Dad that oscillate every two minutes between “Fuck you shut up! When are you going to DIE???” (made worse by the fact he is quite ill!) And “Oh honey I cooked you your favorite omelet– Does it taste nice? Does it? Would you like some more? She has Moon in Cancer and Venus in Aries. Yep.
– A multiple Taurus friend is constantly commenting on the texture of things! Your skin is so smooth! That fabric feels amazing! Ahh, suede! He also has a large brown velvet couch and cooks enormous gourmet meals every day..
– The uncle I never met (he died early) who traveled to Antarctica, and various far-flung places, total amazing character, never married and was a drummer–multiple Saggo! (Sun, Merc, Mars)
-The multiple Gemini I know (Sun, Mercury, Venus, Jupiter) who is whippet thin, barely eats anything, is perma-attached to a computer/network, witty as hell and a hacker.
-The Aries IT guy who foams at the mouth with delight at the merest scent of an argument. Enormous booming troglodyte laugh. Once bragged that he cut a man’s leg off when he was “in the army”.
-A Dude I know with Venus in Aries dates women who use and abuse him. Dreadful domineering women, who, even after breaking up with them for YEARS still drop everything to run to their side. He just drove interstate to pick up one whose car had broken down.
-My Cancer neighbor who keeps her daughter under her wing at all times and cannot bear to throw out a single cuddly toy, even though the daughter is now 17.
That’s just a few. Anyway, what I am saying is thank you, Mystic. Astro has changed my outlook on life and saved me SO many pointless arguments.
THE REFORMED VIRGO
Image: Colin Dodgson