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Nigella Lawson tabloid

Seriously? We talked about Nigella Lawson a few months ago, after her hideous dining incident with then husband Charles Saatchi but this is ridiculous. Even by Zap Zone standards (Pluto is heading up to conjoin her Capricorn Sun & Uranus to square it) this is a bit full on.

We don’t have a birth time for Ms Lawson so it’s hard to astrologically pontificate as much as i would like but honestly w.t.f. Nigella?

Maybe it’s all total crap, a mendacious take-down of a woman culturally revered as this ‘domestic goddess’ by a couple of disgruntled grifter staff members and ex-husband.  I mean, she never presented like the classic, skittery cokehead, she seemed more carbed up and operating off serotonin.

Neptune is square her Venus this year and next; she needs to hire better help and engage a kick-bum P.R. operative, yes?

Tricky and transformative transits but you wouldn’t have thought they’d land her in court/the tabloids…unless she has been operating in an insanely lower Neptunian* fashion all these years?

Thoughts?

* Lower Neptunian = slippery conduct, abuse of drugs/alcohol, deceit et al.

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Ernestina
Ernestina

You’re soo cool! I ddo not supposse I’ve reasd amything like
tgis before. So good too finbd soomebody wiith unique thoughts on this issue.
Really.. thank youu for starting this up. This website iis oone thing that’s neded on tthe internet,
someone withh some originality!

clear and present
clear and present

hmm maybe this is stereotyping but aren’t coke heads skinny?

I had an addict friend, who I notice now was getting thinner throughout the year until he disappeared for last 2months without a word to anyone to coke binge after he received his inheritance then reappeared all jacked up and healthy looking after juicing up on testosterone. Yes, he’s a narcissist lol.

I think this is all a conjured smear campaign. I thought Nigella was fab and carbed up when I first saw her shows.

clear and present
clear and present

I’m more interested in the mrsa in turkeys article on page 4 btw, lol

Leo Princess
Leo Princess

And so what if she has a habit, any habit? It doesn’t justify anyone else’s bad behaviour towards her. If her husband didn’t like it he could have left her any time, or hey, here’s a thought, perhaps assisted her with rehab if if were warranted. And maybe he could have sacked the “help” any time too. He sounds like a first rate prick who can’t take responsibility for his own life. So bored with people like that. The world is full of them.

NIgella, get your Lilith on and show them how it’s done!

vlien
vlien

Love her, with or without coke.

davidl
davidl

This story is Absolutely Fabulous, don’t you think darlings ? Hmmm, sweetie pies ?

Ms.
Ms.

heh, it IS a bit AbFab. Maybe we have to get Eddy to do her PR?

Ms.
Ms.

Pats can take all her coke and take out Trinny

izzie
izzie

Oh yes….lol…..a decadent feast for all the senses

Suz
Suz

Who cares… She’s fabulous!

Michelle
Michelle

Nigella is now being made an example of in a misogynistic culture

Jessica
Jessica

It’s extremely common for violent men to accuse their partner of substance abuse once they leave him.

calypso
calypso

I can imagine. And where was Charles S’s nose this whole time, hmmm? Clean I suppose?

Seagoat
Seagoat

Thing is this: Cap suns are ambivalent creatures. In one sense totally driven by how they appear but also compulsive about getting out of it one way or another; all the while producing classics in their field. Has anyone seen Cracked Actor (David Bowie doco) lately? Many have mentioned Kate Moss. Go back even to Elvis or Janis Joplin. Any field will have examples of people who do and don’t want to be there. Who do and don’t care what people think of them, and as others have said, take the consequences and bad press as par for the course.… Read more »

Saggibee
Saggibee

Cracked Actor is a classic.

simply a gemini
simply a gemini

We all agree that Charles S is a piece of work – BUT- as a friend of mine always reminds me in cases such as this, she (Nigella) chose him and remained with him. Perhaps a case, as Mystic has recently described, where the relationship itself morphed into a Love Zombie. And honestly, as an example of Pluto doing its thing with the Zap Zone, this doesn’t strike me as a bit full on – not when you consider everything that has happened in the middle east, the horrific stories of sex abuse/slavery that have emerged, sometimes for years. I… Read more »

Blue Moon
Blue Moon

Totally!

Lucy
Lucy

Her show Nigelissima is so cute, relaxing even. She should come up with a great new show and maybe become a spokesperson for some really good brand that she loves and uses and makes sense. The way to deal with negative attacks is to embody all one’s best self. Mystic ! What do you mean in the daily that “love triangles/madonna-whore complexes are busting out all over the shop ?” That they’re becoming irrelevant or people are embracing these things like maniacs like their world is coming to an end ? As for me, love triangles and madonna/whore complexes are… Read more »

prowlncrab
prowlncrab

I’m sorry but … *yaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwn*.

On an entirely different note, I’m liking the switch to monster icons. 😀

anon flux
anon flux

so as a diversion, humour me, do you think she looks like the mouse that grew an ear on its back? There’s something going on there that’s a wee bit strange. Pink eye or something.

anon flux
anon flux

or maybe it’s just her ear that looks like it doesn’t belong on her head.

prowlncrab
prowlncrab

Who’s ear? What head? I’m confused … you mean Nigella’s or the strange blobby creature icon above my post? Or are you suggesting Nigella is a monster icon? lol 😉

anon flux
anon flux

how depressing this would be for her. Fingers crossed she doesn’t do something drastic. Is really all I can summon to do with nigella.

Pi
Pi

imagine if you were Ms Lawson wondering what the stars had in store for you around all this media chaos, so you googled your name and ‘astrology’ because maybe you somehow learnt that something was going on for Capricorns at the moment and maybe someone had mentioned you. And you came across this page. WWND?

anon flux
anon flux

mull up?

anon flux
anon flux

then visit the fridge

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

I’m not Ms Lawson, but that’s exactly what the fuq I’d do…

Kat
Kat

Hmnn. Venus/Neptune=watch your back, esp les femmes around you. Pluto=by any means necessary. So sad- but cynically, her spouse creates sympathy reality TV script. He’s using all the chicks to boost his image. He will take her down or die trying. She should take a cue from Caroline Kennedy- last one standing and totally real, regal, self- sufficient.

Al old adage from Henry Ford- Never complain, never explain. Granted he was a total slime- anti Semitic and wealthy creep.

Ultimate victory to Nigella!! She could be sooooo appealing as a rehabbed goddess- esp here in the States!!!

Go Nigella!!!

Geminian
Geminian

Language is a virus as Laurie Anderson once said. Off her head is strong language, perhaps she did tally up for a decade, and kept her head intact under complicated circumstances. Other UK icons have come back from their own Bolivian nose safari adventures, careers intact, after a little time of atoning. It will be interesting to see what compares when it comes to the catwalk versus food as an altar of worship. Interesting. Food, wine, drugs and some quid pro quo I guess.

anon flux
anon flux

nothing to do with her proclivities per se but that picture of nigella on the phone reminds me of that mouse that grew an ear on its back.

andromeda
andromeda

And, ick, I can’t read the Daily Mail at the moment, its sickening, heart-wrenching and disgusting. Thank you for not linking us there MM!

Ms.
Ms.

at the moment? it’s toilet paper x

Andromeda
Andromeda

Ok. What’s up? Have been redeemed in some way?
I hope so, but was hurt y’know.

Ms.
Ms.

n o mean intended dude

Andromeda
Andromeda

Many posts ago re the whole PLR stuff you were undertaking.
Yeah it was intended.
Don’t understand how my comments could have been interpreted as they were, but the response… Well, once bitten. Trying to understand.

Pisces with Sagg Rising
Pisces with Sagg Rising

The way very wealthy people live is another country – they do things differently there. I like watching Nigella’s cooking shows but I always thought there was a lot more to her, some of it not especially likeable. Highly intelligent woman whose real thoughts may not have sat well with her carefully constructed image. I remember she came in for a lot of flak when she married Saatchi very quickly after her first husband died. Her mother and sister died within a couple of years of that as well and it seemed to me that she was kind of in… Read more »

Pegasus
Pegasus

As a Libertine, anyone can do anything they want as long as they don’t scare me or harm any animals 🙂

Blue Moon
Blue Moon

And if by chance I have offended, think but this and all is mended, we’re all flawed and fallible and we are all struggling to evolve or evaporate right now. Living under such scrutiny AND going through divorce is hard enough and more than ANYONE should have to cope with. I just re read my comment and I’m slightly horrified by how bitchy and jealous I sounded. I feel for her, I really do and if she does have substance abuse issues I hope she gets the help she needs and soon. I just meant to say that a bit… Read more »

12th house Virgo
12th house Virgo

I don’t think you’ve offended. She a cooking show hostess not The Virgin Mother, lol

Emg
Emg

Hey Blue, you didn’t sound like anything other than a really good journalist yourself. So another angle here, as I suspected. One off shots and tittle tattle in the news sell papers but there is always two possibly three sides to a story. But for me frankly I can’t see that it is any of my business. I never get interested, take sides or for that matter, judge. They are just living out their life, in a spotlight. Yuk. And what goes around has a habit of coming back and biting your bum. But interesting all her pluto stuff. Can’t… Read more »

Blue Moon
Blue Moon

Fanks darlin:)

Pegasus
Pegasus

In the original photo, he WAS tweaking her nose wasn’t he? Daily Mail is a rag, bad spelling, ‘put caption here’ left in. Shockingly biased reportage and worse is our local daily is simply downloaded from it. I’ll wait for the story to come out in Vanity Fair or Rolling Stone. Too plump for a coke head, i agree, but fried mars bars could make up for it. 10 years, then she would need new septum! If the amount the 2 sisters embezzled was only discovered after how many YEARS, then they suffer from heavy wallet syndrome or bad accountancy.… Read more »

Blue Moon
Blue Moon

There is this stereotype of coke heads being skinny. IMO its bogus, depends on how many bottles of Chardonnay you quaff it down with and how as Rache said “high functioning ” you are. Coke use among the affluent in London is more prevalent than many realise. A couple of lines between courses does not make her a crack head. Imagine being around all that food all the time? And having so much money and media attention? Yikes! I think I might reach for a straw myself between the soufflés, the cheese plate and megalomaniac hubby and wash it down… Read more »

Raché(Aqua/Tauri)
Raché(Aqua/Tauri)

Totally agreed. People think that if you do hard drugs you must increase amount and frequency of usage until it’s a harrowing, visible thing…while this is true in many cases and drives many people to a bottom where they are able to get help the drug users that I have known who are educated, wealthy, and respected in society do not have circumstances they need to escape (poverty, homelessness, broken families, crime, etc.) and are usually far more able to moderate or use in a more recreational or performance-enhancing way because they are not running and have careers that they… Read more »

12th house Virgo
12th house Virgo

Thanks to both of you for not toeing the “she’s not skinny enough to be a coke head” line. It’s like fat shaming but in reverse. Maybe she’s been using in part to control her weight which is clearly under scrutiny. All I know is I’m glad I’m not under that pressure.

Blue Moon
Blue Moon

Ok, I love being right and feel totally smug saying “told ya!” Maybe I didn’t want to be rude or too controversial when you mentioned her a few months back … But I think I’ve come out of the nice girl closet and stirred up a hornet’s nest here already so I’m just going to say this and get out of the way. Lower Neptune ALL THE WAY. Great PR and good help are two things this lady has never been short on. “”””” Tangential narrative alert. Stop reading this now if you’ve found my comments offensive in the past… Read more »

Pegasus
Pegasus

MMMM, vaguely remember the story of John Diamond and how well he was liked in UK.
Have only ever watched 10 minutes of Nigella, not my type of cuisine, at all, at all.

S
S

I’d heard that and been told by a few people (investment banker and former nanny) that the affair was common knowledge and poorly hidden.

Pi
Pi

huh. gnarly. well this spices things up a little! for the 5 minutes i’ll remember it 🙂 *fishie swims off* 🙂

UltraSag
UltraSag

the idea was floating around (no idea where it came from) was that the affair “had his blessing” but hmm.

Andromeda
Andromeda

Just noticed this, I thought they wouldn’t have published this without a modicum of truth to it as they would have gotten in trouble. Interesting!

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

I think her lowest Neptunian behaviour was to become delusionally enamoured of someone she obviously looked up to but who wields power in the manner of a vengeful old school prick. And also to trust two snakes in the grass.

Ariel
Ariel

Spot on!

Gemyogi
Gemyogi

It doesn’t pay to piss off rich influential egotistical men like Saatchi.

Blue Moon
Blue Moon

You lie down with a dog, you get fleas!

Blue Moon
Blue Moon

And I would know about fleas. I’ve been with some proper dogs, not that it wasn’t fun but yeah….

kayo
kayo

She’s NOT too plump to be a daily coke user.

Whatever the case, I’m rooting for her.

kayo
kayo

And… is she plump? I am sure she is within a healthy BMI, not overweight.

Blah.

anon flux
anon flux

She is most certainly plump (and what of it? I say to all the emaciated skinny-fat drones) she is filmed and edited very sympathetically. I doubt she’s within BMI – but BMI is a crock and a flawed system anyway.

and if i was hooked up with that jerk it’d take more than weed & whizz to get me through the long dark nights.

kayo
kayo

Sorry – I misinterpreted plump to mean fatass. She has ample tissues.

Yes, BMI is crock (I think it’s also pretty sympathetic). Arbitrary parameters are, more or less – though it prob helps provide a standard for out-of-touch people to assess themselves against (myself at some point or other). Like, “oh 170 at 5’6 is not-good. i see.”

kayo
kayo

And, sorry I’m replying to myself again, but these pictures of her remind me so much of Lara Flynn Boyle.

Blue Moon
Blue Moon

That’ll be be the Botox baby!

andromeda
andromeda

Yes, I agree, she’s not too plump to be a daily coke user.
Not because of her size, but because good quality coke like she can afford isn’t cut with speed & has a more ‘mellow’ effect.

Blue Moon
Blue Moon

Yep…. Totally.

12th house Virgo
12th house Virgo

Seriously. Chris Farley had a drug problem, yes? Seems the concept of being too fat to have a drug problem only applies to attractive women.

K-Gem
K-Gem

Who said a Domestic Goddess has to be perfect…hope she uses that Capricorn spine to triumph over adversity.

Blue Moon
Blue Moon

Agree. Who ever said a domestic Goddess had to be perfect? Or any kind of Goddess for that matter.
Oh yeah, that god dude. Ja sod him. So what if she was high? It’s not like her hubby was a paragon of virtue. Where does he get off trying to discredit her like this. Really undignified IMO.
But I’m sticking with lower Neptune

UltraSag
UltraSag

myeh, that god dude was all into kiling babies n shiz before the reinvention

Booteslacuna
Booteslacuna

I dunno… Pluto cake with a Saturn layer and Chiron chip icing?? Working in food and agriculture, I’ve especially noticed over the last decade or so quite a few influential figures go through the wringer with cancer and other modern challenging health issues.. for some, hardcore organic is the obvious change in direction, but others, like sweet Nigella, kinda perversely bolt in the other direction.. like some sort of denial response..it obviously pays well. I really hope she strengthens herself from this merde because she IS a great inspiration to the rebuilding and maintenance of western food culture. and isn’t… Read more »

Sagg girl
Sagg girl

Yes, I agree with most of the comments here – it’s totally unbelievable that she’s a ‘cokehead’. I’ve seen lots of drug users of different kinds, and she is not like that at all. Now, skinny Carrie Fisher running around wild-eyed in Star Wars? That’s what cokeheads generally look like! There’s no way, given N’s popularity and lifestyle in inner London, that she could have kept a serious drug habit hidden for …what? a whole decade??? Honestly, that Saatchi is a creep – as is ‘Trinny’ – and those hideous women who ‘worked’ for Nigella…. I really feel for her.… Read more »

The Leo Socialite
The Leo Socialite

Agree she needs better p.r to go up against Saatchi and his minions. But she is a Capricorn – she will come out of this victorious, like Kate Moss. She is too plump – no offence – to be a daily coke user. London is awash with it but she would have been party, not addict. I.M.H.O if it is true? RUN WITH IT. Get a cult tv show going called Domestic Slut and feature her in the kitchen bitching about ex-husbands, bad help, television executives, getting the munchies. I can see it. That whole baking thing is so old… Read more »

calypso
calypso

she’d be fabulous 🙂

Double Happiness
Double Happiness

Hahaha top idea! Straight away thought of Moss and her smooth riding out of the shitstorm I have always thought Nigella was a bit space cadety and now I like her a bit more – soon to be ex was said she was the top if his top 5 :/ always trying to get me to say “scrumptious cupcakes”

Ms.
Ms.

Exactly, she needs better PR. Run with the hits, the problem is, given her history and the pain of divorce she probably doesn’t feel to comical and mercurial to deal with this in this fashion, She might need to hire you ?

lia
lia

Interesting comment about the kind of “old hat” food that she cooks. I remember reading that both Nigella’s mother and first husband died of stomach cancer and wondered then why she hadn’t hadn’t made the conection between diet and health and changed her cooking repertoire to something more digestable. It is not just the gluten, Leo S but the whole Standard American/ Australian Diet cooked in a very nice kitchen with picturesque lighting and with pans and marble benchtops strategically placed to hide her butt and hips. Yawn – so terribly “directed” food porn star styling. Did I mention that… Read more »

UltraSag
UltraSag

Domestic Slut? Love it!!!

Charles
Charles

Speaking of off their head on coke for a decade.. Recently I’ve been telling people about an old 1980s commercial with David Bowie. A commercial for coffee. The slogan, “Join the Coffee Achievers.”

http://youtu.be/x9BEb0Wmb_I

Baristagem
Baristagem

😆 that is fantastic Charles!

Whoopdeedoo
Whoopdeedoo

Oh, and the slap across the face is obviously “the calm” that helps you achieve.

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

Wow! So good on so many levels! Cheers, Charles.

Um, i don’t really understand Bowie’s role.

Geminian
Geminian

He actually took cocaine for ten years once? No need to print that I guess.

Ms.
Ms.

Brilliant

SourPatch
SourPatch

Her soon to be ex seems like a revolting piece of sh*t. I hope she comes out of this okay. She of the few mainstream celebrity chefs I actually like.

Andromeda
Andromeda

It’s so easy to lie in print.
Apparently this is a feature of the time of Kali!

Anyway, regardless, she is still a beautiful woman (with sometimes low standards for what constitutes cooking).

S
S

Yes I didn’t like her use of Vegemite in pasta. To me it’s the same as a celebrity chef cooking two minute.

Pi
Pi

vegemite in pasta?! this confuses and enrages me.~~

Andromeda
Andromeda

Or pouring a can of baked beans (tra la la) over what looked like spam & shoving it in the oven (mmm!!!).

Aquariarse
Aquariarse

Vegemite in wtf? Maybe if you’re in a war rations situation, but I can’t think of any other reason for that abomination.

calypso
calypso

I agree with you all but she is a Pom after all…

AAC.
AAC.

*Cough* Inside info, when Chef’s in Top Notch restaurants run out of stock reduction a la Jus, they use VEGEMITE! YUP! You would be very surprised what sometimes goes in the $43 main you ordered….

Andromeda
Andromeda

Ooh, my comment is awaiting moderation..

Saggibee
Saggibee

I think Nigella’s astro would be quite interesting in an overall sense – she seems to have been plagued by tragedy – her mother, sister and first husband all died young from cancer, I believe. She has this amazingly sophisticated front, but there has been a lot of pain in her life.

I’m rooting for her to overcome all of this. Regardless of whether the allegations are true, she’s still an amazing culinary figure.

Redlipstick Virgo
Redlipstick Virgo

Regardless of whose fault it is still a beautiful intelligent and creative woman who has had to deal with a lot of personal sadness.

Divorce is awful for anyone and death of a loved one is worse – it makes even the strongest people fragile to one degree or other – maybe it was drugs or choosing an egomaniac husband second time round.
Whatever the truth my heart goes out to her – how awful to have all this
in the paper – so low to scorn her daughter too! Glad to read these comment in her support. Stay beautiful Nigella!!!

Rache(aqua/tauri)
Rache(aqua/tauri)

Something seemed very odd about those pictures from the start — he was clearly tilting her head up and poking at her nose to check for drugs, it didn’t actually look like he was choking her. Although of course laying hands on someone in an aggressive manner in any way is NOT okay! She is so well loved by nearly everyone, nobody seems to believe she could actually be a drug addict but you would be surprised how many high functioning users there are out there. I just hope she is okay no matter what’s going on and that leaving… Read more »

Rache(aqua/tauri)
Rache(aqua/tauri)

I thought she might be toro (bc astrostereotypes) but she is such a Capricorn to me. The cap women I know have this special kind of oldschool charm and magnetism and are all so beautiful and charismatic in a way that is together and assertive but not at all threatening.

Capfire
Capfire

I thought toro too.

All that sensuous baking more the occasional XTC than coke binge.

UltraSag
UltraSag

I disagree with your reading of the pics – for head tilting, hands would most likely be on chin or jaw – what he did in those pictures would be much more effective for cutting off air than tilting head. Mind you, I’ve never had anyone look up my nose (luckily – they’d only find boogers).

Pi
Pi

if i was married to some prat for long enough but needed to perk up for public appearances, TV etc, i might decide on a dash of the good stuff with my morning coffee too. [notwithstanding my previous comments about dead relationships]

jicky
jicky

True Pi. Also her first husband and sister died of cancer and she also lost her mother. The lady may have a very heavy heart. It doesn’t excuse CS outing her or those girls stealing from her. Love Nigella, she is the essence of grace..

Pi
Pi

yes. I can’t imagine her bouncing around without a care in the world after a triple hit of fate like that surely :\

very tacky to go public on private issues imo. childish of whoever does such things!

Blue Moon
Blue Moon

Exactly!

Baristagem
Baristagem

she seemed more carbed up and operating off serotonin – I agree MM!

I reckon it’s mostly crap. Saatchi and the Grillo girls are just trying to ruin Nigella’s credibility. She was due to give evidence in a few days I think? This story is just the perfect storm to whip up right before it. It was also suggested Nigella’s daughter was on drugs too, which seems hardly likely. It all seems a little desperate.

I saw RLP linked this story from the previous post, interesting to reflect what was reported 5 months ago: http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/nigella-lawson8217s-dispute-with-charles-saatchi-over-former-personal-assistants-8216sparked-strangling8217/story-e6frfmqi-1226672132152

Baristagem
Baristagem

BTW did you see Saatchi is dating Trinny now! From Trinny and Susannah?! I saw a photo of them all at the restaurant (the one he always goes to) and Susannah had her hands around her throat while Trinny was laughing 😯

Saggibee
Saggibee

That’s disgusting, re: Trinny and Susannah making a joke about it. No matter what way you look at it, what Saatchi did to Nigella was flat out WRONG. Trinny and Susannah – you are revolting and coming off as totally desperate (Trinny in particular) getting involved with Saatchi so quickly. Sorry, BaristaGem, none of this is directed at you at all! This whole development with the story really makes me mad – there was a horrible story in the Age today (sourced from the Telegraph) about how, if Nigella is/was a rampant drug user, she deserved what Saatchi did to… Read more »

Baristagem
Baristagem

I’m with you Saggibee!

#TeamNigella 🙂

S
S

I never liked those Trinny and Susannah chicks. They seemed so cruel to the women on their show. Such repugnant behaviour to display in that restaurant.

Saggibee
Saggibee

Repugnant – excellent word choice! You are so right – what pieces of work!

That News Ltd article is really interesting, Baristagem – I just had a look at it.

Baristagem
Baristagem
Andromeda
Andromeda

They look like a bunch of haggard ‘fame whores’, as Michael K, would phrase it.

Gemyogi
Gemyogi

Well said. I quite liked their show but ironically, didn’t think they had much fashion sense or style.

kayo
kayo

I have no idea who those women are… I had to google.

They have no business telling anyone how to dress, imo. Yuck. Especially the one whose face doesn’t move.

anon flux
anon flux

WTF i thought the story about metallic blazers was sarcastic, but they ARE actually suggesting you glam up the festive season with some faux au

scorpiorising
scorpiorising

Just wait until he tries to choke her next, she won’t be laughing anymore.

Ms.
Ms.

Yes, wtf.

let\s remember that he’s a top ad man here though, this IS his gig

Blue Moon
Blue Moon

Oh gawd. She would SO go there. Ugh
Trinny.
No. Not going into it.
It was a long time ago in St Tropez.
Lol
I can TOTALLY see how she’d hook up with CS post NL. Starting to feel very team NL despite my earlier ramble.

iris
iris

I actually liked trinny and susanahs show, surprised that trinny had an alco problem, but its obvi they are deliberatly tearing Nigella down … i wouldnt expect it from a 70 year old geezer

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

Payback for not towing the Satchi line methinks. She’s fuqed with one of the big boys and now she’s going to pay. It wouldn’t be too much of a stretch for him to orchestrate this sort of spin. Poor Nigella.

S
S

From what I’ve heard about the Saatchi clan this is right up their ally. Smoke n mirrors = credibility gone.
Clearly that blow was not suppressing her appetite.

Ms.
Ms.

This is EXACTLY what this looks like from here! This is all to discredit and detract from the fact HE choked her at the table of a restaurant, he was even so helpful to give the tabloids his own pre made catch-phrase “higella” As far as it being a ‘secret’ and him being ‘disgusted’ it all just sounds like crap. I don’t care if Nigella was putting away columbia’s finest there is absolutely NO excuse for his behaviour he is deflecting with this. They want to take her out as domestic and mother credibility to lower his own standard. I… Read more »

Leonie Exel
Leonie Exel

Hear Hear Ms! There’s no excuse for choking someone for heavens sake. It’s like saying… she cheated on me, it’s ok that I hit her… I thought she was texting someone, it’s ok that I hit her… I thought I heard her laughing at me, it’s ok that I hit her… it’s a classic ‘blame the victim’ line. I don’t care if she’s a drug addict, you ain’t allowed to hit people. And if you choke your wife, you’re an arsehole. Full point.

Saggibee
Saggibee

I think another pertinent piece of info from the choking instance was Saatchi originally told the police it was just a ‘playful tiff’. Why has his story changed a few months later?

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

Exactly! Well said Ms.! x

AAC.
AAC.

Well said indeed Ms. She truly doesn’t present cokey, but who CARES, except that they may impair ones overall health and Qi. I really think this is a smack down from an abusive turd. What a lowlife. I really hope she can handle it all and get away from these creeps. I am so angry at all this kind of thing that is going on across the globe. Way too much woman shaming for my liking. Nigella is freaking amazing, who the f*** is Satchi or whatever his name is? Just some rich spoiled turd…..my goat has been got.

AAC.
AAC.

Writing like Yoda, I am.

Suffo56
Suffo56

Seriously, even if she did ‘indulge’… Perhaps dealing with these ‘chi-vamps’ on an intimate level, may make you wish to ‘indulge’.

Mystic Medusa
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