Venus in Capricorn until March 6 is clearly going to sort out the High Functioning Love Zombies from the Low Functioning Love Zombies.
Obviously it wouldn’t be a Venus Retrograde in the sign of Worldly Karma & Structure without a little bit of Love Zombie action – it might even be homeopathic, you know? A little bit of the poison. Like a nanogram of Love Zombie Venom and in fact, it arouses your Ego/Immune system to kill deeper tendencies. Something like that.
But High Functioning Love Zombies will be all about attaining Peak Personal Perfection to wow the object of their syndrome and reading deep lit at night in bed whilst their various skin improving unguents soak in. They will scheme and analyze vast data flows during their Kegels, midnight walks and Yin Yoga. They are at least productive.
Low Functioning Love Zombies like to hit the Blue Devil Hoochie Juice and then text stream of consciousness confessional shit to lovers past and future. Never the present. Because when you are a Low Functioning Love Zombie, you are allergic to Nowness. This is not a good tactic when anything is in Capricorn for a very long time. Venus. Pluto. You understand.
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