High Functioning & Low Functioning Love Zombies

Filed in Venus

Vogue Italia May 2007

Venus in Capricorn until March 6 is clearly going to sort out the High Functioning Love Zombies from the Low Functioning Love Zombies.

Obviously it wouldn’t be a Venus Retrograde in the sign of Worldly Karma & Structure without a little bit of Love Zombie action – it might even be homeopathic, you know? A little bit of the poison. Like a nanogram of Love Zombie Venom and in fact, it arouses your Ego/Immune system to kill deeper tendencies. Something like that.

But High Functioning Love Zombies will be all about attaining Peak Personal Perfection to wow the object of their syndrome and reading deep lit at night in bed whilst their various skin improving unguents soak in. They will scheme and analyze vast data flows during their Kegels, midnight walks and Yin Yoga. They are at least productive.

Low Functioning Love Zombies like to hit the Blue Devil Hoochie Juice and then text stream of consciousness confessional shit to lovers past and future. Never the present. Because when you are a Low Functioning Love Zombie, you are allergic to Nowness. This is not a good tactic when anything is in Capricorn for a very long time.ย  Venus. Pluto. You understand.

 

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pucelles
pucelles

Mystic, I humbly request a post about Venus-Pluto conjunctions…

Right now there is that Venus-Pluto conjunction in Capricorn resting atop my natal Saturn-Uranus-Neptune conjunction… AND that perfectly trines the recent awful Mercury retro and Saturn conjunction in Scorpio, which is currently right over my natal Venus-Pluto conjunction! There’s all sorts of power-lustiness up in here, and it’s pretty scary.

calypso
calypso

I feel as though the last vestiges of LZism over my last two significant heart openings are finally down. Clear-eyed. That’s Chiron direct, isn’t it? Trine Mercury.

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

I find this whole subject of LZ’ism so… Neptunian. With equal parts Jupiter & Pluto– none of which I have natally in Scorpio. My Pluto is in Libra. I think I can manage some objectivity here. I think I had some LZ times before I hit puberty. I don’t know: what’s an LZ again? Right, “Look it up.” Well I have, and it’s still fuzzy in my mind. I spent the day at a museum. Also Neptunian. There was a Titanic exhibit that Blew My Mind. Gorgeous & devastating at once. I could’ve stayed in that exhibit for days: so… Read more »

calypso
calypso

i think it’s your Detroit complex rearing it’s head ๐Ÿ˜‰

yes, I think we decided it was Plutonian! but I see it as possibly Neptunian as well…

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

Ahahaha Detroit! ๐Ÿ˜€ I was thinking of the D today, missing her. Need to visit again soon!

Plutonian YES.

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

Rearing its head, like a phoenix from the flame. You know it ๐Ÿ˜‰

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

oooh my fave Scorp Detroiters ๐Ÿ™‚

Calypso, Dateline on SBS did a little story on Detroit last night about locals trying to turn things around. It’s so Pluto/Uranus!!!

http://www.sbs.com.au/dateline/episode/default/id/487

There’s a link on that page to several photographers’ websites and their pics of abandoned buildings ๐Ÿ™‚

I wish some of them would stop enhancing the images. Hate fish eye lens and over saturated photoshopped photos. Grrr. The buildings and locations are beautiful just as they are.

calypso
calypso

that was awesome! and how were all the phoenixing references??

thanks Scorpy ๐Ÿ™‚

and did you watch the Keating interview last night? I love the way he says “yes” when he’s confirming whatever Kerry has said. It’s so, what, unpresuming!

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

of course I watched ๐Ÿ™‚ Wouldn’t have missed it for the world! He has Merc in Cap. No beating around the bush. Love it!

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

You guys familiar with the Heidelberg Project in Detroit? Soz: I haven’t had a chance to check out your link yet, Scorpbot.

More ugly unearthed in Detroit yesterday: more money owed than previously thought. Bad fiscal news out of Chicago, too. So titanic. All hands on deck!

gemyogi
gemyogi

It’s Neptune, honey. Recovered LZ here… it’s only taken me 45 years to get over it!!! Neptune in my 7th house.

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

Chiron direct– forgot that was happening! Also apt re Titanic experience.

Rachรฉ(Aqua/Tauri)
Rachรฉ(Aqua/Tauri)

Last night before bed I was researching and obsessing over power angle brows that make your cheekbones pop (e.g. Michelle Pfieffer, Megan Fox, Jamie King). Been riding that Delevigne big brow trend but want to become more polished. I woke up at 7 for hot pilates and am doing a powerpoint for a crypto-run solution for faster processing while reading about chemical peels in the background.

I like Venus in Capricorn. ๐Ÿ˜€

Lucy
Lucy

I’m close to becoming a high-functioning SOMETHING I just know it !

Anonnoni
Anonnoni

Ooooh! I came in here tonight wondering what was up and then saw this thread and……BINGO! Ok, so I have natal Venus at 6 degrees Cap so some funny LZ stuff will probs be happening for me for this next several months……. ……such an odd way it is starting out……. not serious, really, but reaching back through time…… something sparked off when I re-watched 1989 video of ‘Listen to Your Heart’ by Roxette. Something shot right through me…..trying to remember a memory from then, but also something to do directly with that song and the singers/musicians…….. A lot of my… Read more »

S
S

You have a lovely lyrical way with words. That’s the thing about love, it’s a melody. Some are up for that sound and other can’t find their way into the groove and sit it out.
The song you mentioned I’ve always liked the words but the band leaves me cold.

Chrysalis
Chrysalis

Chiron stationing direct on my Sun stellium and within cooee of my Venus brought a flood of tears/yearnings for my former lover… had that thump-in-the-chest-can’t-breathe kind of pain that rose up out of nowhere. I cried for two days and dreamed about him for two nights. ‘S’funny but all I really wanted to know from him was, ‘do you still think about me?’ In my dream he told me that yes, he does. We smiled at each other in joint remembrance of our experience together. And so the chapter ends.

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

Aww, that’s a lovely dream, albeit a tad bittersweet ๐Ÿ™
I haven’t really had that kind of heartache in over a decade.

My natal Chiron is 14ยฐ in Pisces. So it’s 5ยฐ off cuuent transiting. I wonder if that’s why I’ve been feeling sad for weeks now. Or does the pain not begin until it’s an exact conjunction? Astro peeps know?

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

*current!

pi
pi

recent experiences for me tend to hit when chiron (or aspects to) is more or less exact.

Chrysalis
Chrysalis

I dunno re Chiron… I think because Chiron has been so active in my chart the last few years augmented by Neptune, first on my Venus and now my sun et al, it really has been non-stop healing. My bodily experience of ‘heartache’ has been quite profound.
Part of Chiron and Neptune doing their thing has been my body waking up. Maybe that’s why saying goodbye to him hurt so much in my body as well as in my heart and life. Never experienced anything like it before. I do wonder how Chiron works in others’ lives.

quintile
quintile

oh Chrys – I can well imagine the depth of those emotions, the sheer anguish and intensity. Some lovers are with us for life, I do think – but none the less the chapter does close *hugs* You describe it so eloquently, I totally empathise xx one wonders sometimes if its possible to have such depth of emotion, but ‘yes’ for water signs, at least. BTW Chiron is crossing back and forth over my ascendent (11 Pisces), so this move forward was in my 12 thH. Over the last 9 months of this Chiron transit, a lot of the lessons… Read more »

pi
pi

your dream sequences sound like a David Lynch film. other than your nieces helping restore your Vision, the rest of that is sort of beyond me! XO

Chrysalis
Chrysalis

Ohh that dream sounds awfully frightening! BUT laden with symbolism. Nieces.. perhaps the younger aspect of yourself? I always read windows as representing health of the self/outlook. Do you have recurring characters/motifs/situations in your dreams? And did any of the vignettes seem more vivid/spot-lit than others? You are much better at this than I but what I do if I can’t figure out the symbols I look at which scenes seemed to ask for more attention/focus… hope that helps? xx

S
S

Chrysalis – I am about to have transiting Neptune and Chiron on my AC. Finding answers I didn’t know I needed or wantedz I noticed last night I had a strange dream about my ex. He isn’t in my conscious thoughts so their he was in my dream. Our old place looked so different and he had cleaned and tidy everything and he was always such a slob. He told me I could have my furniture and appliances back. This was amazing news because it meant I didn’t need to save for all these things and I cried I was… Read more »

Chrysalis
Chrysalis

Wonderfully rich dream, S… such a positive release of that part of your life and leaving the way clear for whatever comes next x

Pegasus
Pegasus

My chart’s boggling my mind at the mo, could explain words purring, pouring i mean, forth, after a silent isolated boring winter in rehab.

Saturn is sitting atop Chiron (11th).
Pluto & Venus are side by side sitting on top of Juno & Venus (12th).
Mercury is head toward my zero degree Sagg Mercury .

Off to grok, nanny nap, meditate what that means to the solar system on the basis of ‘as above, so below’ and it’s effect on MY system.

Mystic Medusa’s Comprehensive Astro 101 as translated by Pegasusโ€ฆlol.

12th house Virgo
12th house Virgo

My daughter is LZing over the Pisces. He sent us photos if him ice climbing today – which seems earth-water-Chiron appropriate – and she dressed up like him using forks as ice axes pretending to climb the stairs. I told him she and he have karma. Her mars-Neptune hits his venus in Aquarius. She idealizes him.

Andromeda
Andromeda

“it wouldnโ€™t be a Venus Retrograde in the sign of Worldly Karma & Structure without a little bit of Love Zombie action โ€“ it might even be homeopathic, you know?” ๐Ÿ˜€ Genius.

My homeopathic dose of LZ-ness (NN in 7th) is directed at Jemaine Clement atm. He is a Cappy.
Venus Love to all the Capricorns – hope it brings them something sweet.

calypso
calypso

what a beautiful man, I have love for him too ๐Ÿ˜€

Andro
Andro

I just love his Cappy impassiveness. Droll.
Master of damning with faint praise, like that song “The Most Beautiful Girl (In The Room)”. Excellent delivery! (See, such an LZ for 5 mins?! Glad to know it’s homeopathy).

calypso
calypso

lol, ah….so funny ๐Ÿ˜€

Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot
Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot

I am proud to say my LZ days are over and this ex-LZ is living in the future. No fear of loneliness, not tied down or stuck in a relationship….I can’t believe it. SO very different from, well most of my earlier life.

Savannah
Savannah

I’m with you Lux. Have no desire to be manacled to anyone & intend it to stay that way til I’m ready.
I meet up with a younger fella when he’s back in town from the wilds of the Top End. We have a drink, lot of laughs, some adult fun. Then off he goes back to making roads, both of us free & happy. No pining & whining as it should be.

Kakata/Aries68
Kakata/Aries68

Confession time… yes I’ve done the Low LZ thing a few months back – totally bottomed out on the Blue Devil Hoochie Juice too. And now I’m smack-bang in the midst of the High LZ version of myself. Pre-emptive revenge makeover? Tick. Reading 6 books at once? Tick. Writing it out daily and assessing the how, what, why? Tick. Yoga? Tick. Unusual forms of outdoor exercise (dragon boating anyone)? Tick. Hair overhaul? Tick. Solo holiday booked? Tick. Sessions with psychologist, cranio sacral therapist and psychic? Tick, tick, tick. Textbook case of recovering LZ. Refuse to text or email the Aqua/Leo… Read more »

leogroover
leogroover

Thank you MM for defining 2 types of LZ. i am still in recovery but at the high end. Scheming taking lover to a Buddhist talk on love and detachment.

scorpiorising
scorpiorising

Living in the NOW is a lot more pleasurable and peaceful than rehashing the past. I ‘ve done that and been there and so damn tired of feeling like carp for the past. Onward bound now!
To attain true peacefulness and happiness live in the now.

Rachรฉ(Aqua/Tauri)
Rachรฉ(Aqua/Tauri)

I’m into the Saturn-Venus makeover vibe. The idea of love zombie-ing over being hot/smart/together enough to be ready for better things in the future appeals. The past is way too heavy…I’ve been writing a lot lately and it’s healing and interesting to see the story transform from more of a literal dictation of some things that happened into….a cohesive vision that is inspired both by real events and my imagination.

Kakata/Aries68
Kakata/Aries68

I’m with you on the makeover vibe R. I’ve been journalling like a crazy person and it definitely helps me to see patterns of behaviour in myself, that I thought I’d eradicated long ago. Time for some more “work” it seems.

Ms.
Ms.

tick

though… having said that, I am actually looking on ebay for an animal onesie for a make your own pizza as an animal party the punk plutonian undertaker invited me to.

after that one maybe I’ll join you ๐Ÿ™‚

Kakata/Aries68
Kakata/Aries68

Now that sounds like a party that would be anything but dull!

Ms.
Ms.

She’s a riot. I don’t know what animal though

I like dinosaurs.

Nightrose
Nightrose

Im sorry MM, but I dont understand how being a High Functioning Love Zombie is better because you are simply productive/hiding it better. I dont condone either, but at least one version is more honest with themselves.

Maybe Im just bitter I have nothing to LZ over. Mwahahahahha!!!! ๐Ÿ˜›

Im enjoying boytoy Jupiter in the meantime. He’s been good to me ๐Ÿ™‚

electric eel libran
electric eel libran

being a high functioning LZ saved my life. I was a couch potato fat slob until someone came into my life that i deemed worthy enough to change myself over. I was a book nerd with zits and thick glasses. I would have never changed myself otherwise. It wasn’t so much my weight as more of a lifestyle thing. To be able to hang out with the track team you have to be able to run track and you can’t successfully make the team if you don’t train and lose 50lbs in my case. Sadly it was unrequited love. Even… Read more »

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

And your journey was soooo Plutonian! It looked LZ on the surface, but what was really happening was a vital transformation for you, from your physical health to your outlook on soul connections. You learned about living, & what is/isn’t in your control. Well played, eel ๐Ÿ˜‰

Electric Eel Libran
Electric Eel Libran

YOu know…i just went and looked up where shit was in ’87. Pluto would’ve been in the 12th house between but not conjuncting my moon or mercury. However, both Saturn and Uranus were in my first house. Saturn conjuncting my ASC during the time of hardest training. Also Jupiter on my chiron.

Blue Moon
Blue Moon

Freudian slip “not seeing someone” should read “now seeing someone”

Blue Moon
Blue Moon

I LOVE LOVE LOVE that photo. Love is too generic a word. Every little detail speaks to my core. And a quick boast Stupid person from my past who I don’t mention since I promised Pegasus emailed me saying what a grave mistake he’d made and how I haunt his dreams yadayadayada yawn. I was courteous but replied that I was not seeing someone and contact with him was no longer appropriate out of respect for my (totally fictional) new boyfriend but that I genuinely wished him and his wife all the best. He said he desperately needed to meet… Read more »

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Suffering from high self-esteem!?! lol As well you should!!!!!

Blue Moon
Blue Moon

Thank you

Pegasus
Pegasus

Moonie, he’s suffering or pretending to? Why am i pleased about that. (Aqua Lillith could account for it). He wants to hook (and hook is the key word) you back in coz he’s so needy whereas you are not. HE is emotionally screwed. YOU are not. His game backfired on him. YOU are going to design & produce videos with smart sexy dialogue and finance them via product placement and use the powerful voice you have. Make a CD of sound effects and words like ‘Cyborgasm’ that is exclusive ‘for your ears only’ membership. You will ensure you are busy… Read more »

gemyogi
gemyogi

Well done BM

Electric Eel Libran
Electric Eel Libran

Permanent high functioning LZ here: I’d have to say even the high functioning LZ don’t give a hoot about Now. Now is like boring, if it’s not painful. It’s an absolute chore with no instant feedback. The past is useful, provided you don’t move in and live there. You can look back on old data and say…well I don’t want to do that anymore…. You can use that to plot your course. The future is wonderful because there are so many possibilities that could unfold, that haven’t yet… Why would anyone choose to spend time in Now if they can… Read more »

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

:). LOVE your comment. Agree!!
Saggo moon – living in future so much better than now

Andro
Andro

Very thoughtful! Even though am all up in the Power of eckhart tolle’s Now, I like these considerations. The sociopath thought lingers because I think that is key in that being in the Now can feel painful emotionally. But it’s the ability to stay there even though it is painful that gives a sociopath power then? ‘Nothing has happened in the past; it happened in the Now. Nothing will ever happen in the future; it will happen in the Now’. The future is a lovely dream, dreaming it offers immediate pleasure in the Now perhaps?! ๐Ÿ™‚ , xx.

electric eel libran
electric eel libran

good points! If say i want to be thin in the future….i used to be thin,…well that isnt going to happen unless I do something about it in the Now. ?now is the only place transformation can happen AND that is going to be painful as fuck usually. But this is the sort of Now scenario I can handle. It makes sense and has a head and tail. You can also force it into autopilot with a diet….zone out on books on the treadmill… what i don’t get at all, is that whole bullshit of holding space for someone to… Read more »

Andromeda
Andromeda

The idea regarding ‘holding the space’ for a beloved to enter is a tricky one. Myself and a couple of friends have done the old manifestation board to crazily successful and exact results, so I can’t agree that it is hippy crap! However, I would agree that both of us did the manifesting & then totally ‘let go’ to do things that made us truly happy. In my friend’s case she left her job and went and did a yoga course in another town where she met the guy. We both meditated and did inner healing work, checking that our… Read more »

Electric Eel Libran
Electric Eel Libran

I’ve already done upbillion workshops for attracting the one and read all sorts of books. No matter what I do, it equals crap in the love life dept. The last time I genuinely tried to not be so demanding in my love life needs, I manifested a full-blown mentally ill man into my life that managed to alienate my friends, endanger my life, suck money out of me, use up my patience, upset my work, almost get me banned from certain places, and I didn’t get any decent sex out of the arrangement. So I’m am so fucking done with… Read more »

anon flux
anon flux

venus. if only i knew how you worked. but your ways are mysterious to me. times infinity.

Vslr
Vslr

Thinking of ending my relationship. In a dilemma of what to do. I derserve kindness and respect. I shouldn’t have to tell an adult that they are a disrespectful and hurtful human being and if hey want me they should br giving me that anyway. Or is that just me being young and naive….that this is how the world is out there. I know that by letting go I’ll be making space for what I truly desire but that seems so scary! Say if I end up lonely and regretful that I let go someone who was the one. I… Read more »

prowlncrab
prowlncrab

If your best friend came to you with the above story and asked you for advice, what would you recommend she do?

Rachรฉ(Aqua/Tauri)
Rachรฉ(Aqua/Tauri)

That simple thought experiment always gets me and makes me realize what a fool I’m being.

Pi
Pi

if he does not treat you with kindness and respect, lovely vslr, he is not the one. these two things are fundamental to any lasting relationship, as far as i can gather. imagine this continuing into your 40s, 50s, 60s. how does your heart feel? hurt and squashed? or full of sunshine and trust? you are young, intelligent and beautiful. take it from me, do not waste these years with someone who takes you for granted or refuses to stop behaving like an asshole.

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

You sound, as prowlncrab implies, like you know the right thing to do. Do not waste your time on the wrong thing. They will not change. All relationships have challenges, but you must be with someone who starts with respect. Else, it only gets worse over time.

Charles
Charles

LOL I was just writing online, using those exact terms, low functioning and high functioning, and when I was done, I clicked on this.

stephanie
stephanie

I luv this. You mean there is hope for me yet! Lol. Sounds to me like mars in virgo is helping to balance out the neptunian love illusions. Perhaps this is the cure? Ask ourselves what is healthy and do that first and then let nature take its course?

freedom ala air
freedom ala air

hallelujah… Im ok…. Cause I don’t feel it… But i just did go to yin yoga and am thinking of changing living plans just to be near the yin yoga class!!! cause its fucking brilliant! (except it might have brought up some deep seated issues for me)… Im reading the miles franklin winner for this year… appears brilliant so far! Am becoming more and more attuned to my skin routines… looking at booking in a facial release treatment… afterall with saturn on my ascendant its not a surpise if my face looks like a pissed off accountant – or anus… Read more »

Pi
Pi

I understand x you still sound very clear and doing your best to be fair in spite of what you are feeling. I don’t know how to negotiate this territory very well either. our mothers gave us life, and regardless of anything else, the connection is fundamental yet i don’t know if either party ever is quite satisfied with the deal. Of course as grown ups we try to ‘love each other as we are’ but saying and doing are different things. The normal allowances and buffers we apply to our needs and expectations re others don’t easily apply with… Read more »

i
i

Sorry not eel, I mean freedon a la air x

freedom ala air
freedom ala air

Oh thank you guys! Thanks for your empathy, I cracked tonight and we both hurt each other with words, I can’t believe the things she says to me, like stop being so precious when I try to explain I’m hurting, then she’s hurt because me feeling hurt by her assumes she dosnt care for me, the only way out of it is for me to take responsibility for my feelings apologize for the things I said to her and ask for her understanding, explain a bit more of why I feel like I do… I still need therapy … That’s… Read more »

gemyogi
gemyogi

Yin yoga = good.

Freedom, I don’t think anyone has the perfect relationship with their mother (I certainly don’t)… it is very complex and can be difficult…

Especially living together. Take care of yourself, and hugs. She’s doing the best she can. X

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

“Low Functioning Love Zombies like to hit the Blue Devil Hoochie Juice and then text stream of consciousness confessional shit to lovers past and future”

People do this???? ๐Ÿ˜ฏ ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

I’ve NEVER done itโ€ฆ. not even drunk. Sure, I’ve been a LZ plenty of times in my life but I prefer to keep things to myself ๐Ÿ™‚

Electric Eel Libran
Electric Eel Libran

I’ve never done that but I’ve seen people who have! yes, people really do do that!

Chrysalis
Chrysalis

Honestly I can’t imagine any of the Scorps I know doing that. That kind of loss of control / power just isn’t in their DNA.

pi
pi

i had a (male) scorp do this once. it was bizarre. not drunk confessional as such. we were um briefly involved and he subsequently texted me about something to do with, maybe following up? i cant remember. i was about to reply and then i recieve sms after sms, all very long, it was like he was having a conversation with himself about me. i was about to reply to the second one then the third one arrived, etc. after sms # 3 or 4 it was a case of ‘oh god this is strange’ it’s a shame as he… Read more »

pi
pi

7 in total. that’s a LOT by anyone’s standards

Chrysalis
Chrysalis

Ew… that would have had me running for the nearest exit.

FelineFoe
FelineFoe

I got rid of my love zombie last week. I threw a strategic tantrum, which sits nice and poorly with our conjunct sun and moon in Cap, but desperate times … Just Do It.

Equilibrium Girl
Equilibrium Girl

Ahhhh! Venus has just passed over my sun (where Pluto is still lingering. STILL!) and IC and is now heading towards my Merc. I’ve been writing my script for months and I’ve just submitted it (just to a govt funding body – nothing sexy like a top Hollywood producer… yet) and I’m preparing to ditch my year-long hermit status to find I’ve all these hot, evolutionary stars and NO LIFE!! When did my friends all become parents and not available to just hang out? How do I meet guys if I’m so-hot-right-now but have no gal/guy pals to meet them… Read more »

FelineFoe
FelineFoe

I feel that. Rest assured your script is probably far more interesting that anyone you will meet out on the prowl. Try Tinder. ! ?

Pi
Pi

like all rubbish, exes start to smell unpleasant after a while.

cosmic fleece
cosmic fleece

A course of some sort ?
Something completely left of field that you wouldnt normally go for…
Some sort of indoor/outdoor rockclimbing or mountaineering – Your a haute cap after all ! You’d be in your element, glowing, and its something blokes are into .. who doesnt love a man hwo can tie a good knot ?
Learn to sail course ?
What language makes you Hum…A short course on it – that way you are learning something new, and to meet new people you already have a common interest ?

cosmic fleece
cosmic fleece

*you’re not your.

GK
GK

Hey EG, I second Cosmic’s advice…… steer clear of Tinder, yuck!

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

Care to elaborate on tinder? Is it worse than online dating? That’s pretty yuk.

pi
pi

i think it’s more like meet, root, and leave.

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

so not too different from online dating. LOL. Ugh!

Yeah, I was aware of Tinder but I still like to hear the horrible stories ๐Ÿ™‚

gemyogi
gemyogi

Just get out in the world, EG. (dating advice) And be awesome.

Mind you, it’s not working too well for me… but I’m soooooo over online dating, speed dating, blah blah dating… it’s not funny!

Pi
Pi

permanently inoculated against LZ. as soon as i start to overthink about someone, after annoying the crap out of my friends for a while about him, i decide then to hate anyone who could be a potential love interest. it’s the only way i can make myself not give a shit about them. (“if they wanted to contact me they would. otherwise, fuq off.”) maybe i OD’d on the advice? being an impoverished hermit isn’t helping: nothing to offer. Unless i can talk about my upcoming bestseller titled “Drinking wine at home alone”. riveting. don’t miss.

FelineFoe
FelineFoe

“Only something as vast and deep as your real self can make you truly and lastingly happy.” … aloofness is under-rated.

Whoopdeedoo
Whoopdeedoo

????

Whoopdeedoo
Whoopdeedoo

๐Ÿ™‚ (not???)

Pi
Pi

have to be honest FF it’s probably for the best at the moment.

leogroover
leogroover

Can’t wait Pi

gemyogi
gemyogi

“my upcoming bestseller titled โ€œDrinking wine at home aloneโ€

I’d read that Pi.

Hang on, I’m living it LOL…

gemyogi
gemyogi

โ€œif they wanted to contact me they would. otherwise, fuq off.โ€

Word. I think we have the same ‘potential love interest’ policy.

Chrysalis
Chrysalis

Excellent Pi, just get that thing published because I have some lame fanfiction ready to go ๐Ÿ™‚

Ms.
Ms.

This is a bit cruel, I’ll have my 7th house being capped (like papped but more austere perhaps?) and I’m still sorting boundaries and heart-strings with the ex cap who is all over the place right now with his friend loverness. I’m pulling back but it’s tough, I’ve got bigger things to do right now and a saturn transit through my house of fun. Best outcome? I do value appreciation and come out on top sans guilt and ambiguity.

Pi
Pi

friend loverness?

Ms.
Ms.

exactly as it sounds..x

Ms.
Ms.

Patent headscarf!

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

Oh god totally.

anon flux
anon flux

yes!

more to the point, do you think that’s a smoky eye or post biffo ?

Ms.
Ms.

It’s beyond smoke, it’s her entire eye area. That sort of makeup only looks good editorial, does look a bit Autumn inspired bruise but I like the drama and colour with lip hair combo. Now I am thinking autumn on patent black. mmm ๐Ÿ™‚

willowwolf
willowwolf

OMG !!! Lol – spot on mystic ๐Ÿ™‚
I mean I am totally unavailable – BUT a little flirtation has flattered me into a HFLZ! The oracle tells me I’m forgetting something … So now it’s binaural beats, yoga 3 times a day ( which I stopped s few years ago

willowwolf
willowwolf

Not used to this phone yet! ..due to whiplash) And now it’s jogging! Yep, I’m on-line to buy running shoes… Delighted to know I’m high functioning ๐Ÿ™‚

willowwolf
willowwolf

…and I forgot to mention the incredibly expensive night serum ….

Perfectpisces
Perfectpisces

Definitely zombieing it but for the most part I am focus on the here and now and I what I see text or called . Can’t afford this love zombie shit no more!! Not worth it (:

Kakata/Aries68
Kakata/Aries68

Hang in there! I’ve LZ’ing for weeks – but keeping it high as best I can. This too shall pass?

Pegasus
Pegasus

Second glass of New Zealand Sav Blanc label Rabbit Ranch. How could i resist that label and from NZ a pristine land away ahead of our time.
Doing Low Aware Zombieโ€ฆ..
Wanna hear about past lovers? Oops i forgotten them. You are the 1st.

Pi
Pi

you’re on fire tonight pegs. love your work xox

LeoEscapeArtist
LeoEscapeArtist

Yes!!!…it was all so nice…i read it twice–lol
brilliant…thank you, Pegasus ๐Ÿ˜‰

anon flux
anon flux

happy birthday pegs xxx

i too have mended a fence today and it feels good.

Blue Moon
Blue Moon

I think we should start a Pegasus appreciation society.

Pegasus
Pegasus

Moonie, YOU are the fascinating read around.
Have put your Rope vid with the music on my Face Book site as it was totally unique, have only seen a top trainer ever do that and not for as long!

We are all admiration society’s for each other. This is Myst’s gift to us all with her loving life coaching emails.

Does Gin not freeze? Do enjoy a Bombay Sapphire
on a super hot summer day.
Stevie Nick’s wrote a song called that Bombay Sapphireโ€ฆ..’it will take you higher’ are the first words :-).
Hey and truly thank you all Beauties. Kiss Kiss Hug.

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

When’s your actual b’day Pegs?. It’s not Saggo season for a few more days

anon flux
anon flux

no freeze, it thickens though

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

Nice ๐Ÿ˜‰ Happy Birthday, Pegasus! xx

prowlncrab
prowlncrab

Well when yer boyfriend is a Triple Cap (sun, venus, merc) and you are virtually the Zap Zone Feature’s Editor (Crab sun & venus) it’s impossible not to do haute venus … date nights include power walking around King’s Park choosing the “less wussy” options with hills/dirt tracks, meditation classes, weighing up the pros and cons of organic fertiliser as fret over our vege garden and discussing the awesome possibilities of spreadsheets (yes – we seriously have done that!!!) … he’s already plotting how to get me started on a house deposit savings plan. Ok his Toro rising also means… Read more »

Pegasus
Pegasus

Love it!
Kataka & Capricorn. One canvas, 2 lots of paints, same vision.
Bless your black heart Prowin. It’s been a long time between drinks for you and you played by the rules, your rules.
Happiness Sweetheart. Everybody loves a lover.

Pi
Pi

well well well ๐Ÿ™‚

Whoopdeedoo
Whoopdeedoo

Disapproving Death Stare. Oh, goodness. I never knew I did this until an ex pointed it out. Then I realized it was my version of making a “scene”. Never much want to call attention to myself when I’ve been wronged; prefer to call attention to the wrong.

You got a lot of Earth on your hands there, PC! Have muddy fun, you two. ๐Ÿ˜‰

cosmic fleece
cosmic fleece

Hiya Prowlin’
Might I suggest ”banana special” for your vege patch ?
Its the bees knees. Apply every 2 weeks – never in a pit though too strong…also some sprinklings of volcanic rock minerals might appeal to Monsieur Cap. Patons make the banana special, and sell minerals too (i think). *studied Permaculture/am gardener/vege patch grower…have a bunch sunflowers in for bluelibra this year too (Just in case CapMan needs credentials !)

cosmic fleece
cosmic fleece

*pot not pit.

* Horticulture studied too if neccessary to drop in ! xx

leogroover
leogroover

bless you for your flowers for BL cosmo. She was a legend and passed on my sons birthday May 11.

whoopdeedoo
whoopdeedoo

I, too, remember BL, and I like the symbolism you chose with the sunflowers.

Did you ever meet her in person?

cosmic fleece
cosmic fleece

No, i didn’t meet her in person.
It’s strange, I felt such a sink hole inside when she passed.
I didn’t feel as awful recently when my Dad or a treasured wise mentor friend passed, as i did with BL.
Something in me feels it’s incredibly important not to forget her. xx
Hopefully i get to catch up on the other side/elsewher..whatever.. I want to give her a big hug and let her know even strangers didnt forget her.

Blue Moon
Blue Moon

You know P.C, to me you sound….. HAPPY! Viva la revolution – this dude beats Virgo housemate blindfolded and with his hands tied behind his back. Hey I was speaking metaphorically! Cut that shitz out (imaginary hecklers) Mate you sound properly ensconced in the type of relationship I covet. Venus envy all over – like a rash! Yet I get the sense, and no I don’t know you but my sense is that you are H A P P Y as in eitch eitch pee pee why? Ok The previous spelling was and interpretation was way better but seriously. You… Read more »

Double Happiness
Double Happiness

hey blue moon you are good value! ahahha speaking metaphorically

Pegasus
Pegasus

My night time reading is the 6 Dune books, as so into the Bene Gesserit and fantasise i’m a result their breeding program to mature humanity. Stretches every hour now as the energy rises (aka Summer). Taking a squillion herbs condensed into 3 capsules. No processed foods whatsoever. Eating so little, like once a day, and something the size of my small hand at midday, and 2 bananas. Want to do 2-3 days on seeds and various dried berries. LOve seeds. Quite amazed at how much food we DON’T need to eat. See peeps that eat 5 times more than… Read more »

quintile
quintile

Bless Pegs – sign of a wise one to be able to forgive and help out – not to be mention being good in a crisis!!

Pegasus
Pegasus

Quinnie, yes, my ‘keep your cool, rise above, put on Motzart, say nothing, don’t complain don’t explain’ has had it’s reward.
The atmosphere has changed completely because of that adage ‘the enemy of my enemy is my friend’, as the person he spat the dummy at is a fiend that has caused me distress as well.
LInes of communication are open now, it’s a propitious commencement of a healing process.

And btw, where have you been? Just returned to the fold?

quintile
quintile

Thanks Pegs – yes, I have been very busy and for no particular reason just did not prioritise the blog – was still checking scopes and subscription email, but …dunno… just busy I think ๐Ÿ™‚ So yes, I have returned to the fold da dah!! nice to see the familiar characters and the new ones too.

calypso
calypso

lol, he might stop quivering now his photo is out of the fridge!

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

๐Ÿ˜† 2 years!! Yikes. I’ve tired the freezing trick but usually get over it after a few weeks and take it out. I just don’t like knowing it’s in there. Feels to me like holding on

anon flux
anon flux

it’s where the gin and ice live, i can never bring myself to taint that sacred space with things I don’t want in my world… ๐Ÿ˜€

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

๐Ÿ˜› Tanqueray or Bombay Sapphire? Such a gorgeous bottles.

*tried* not tired. Although that fits in a strange way.

anon flux
anon flux

tanqueray ten is the favoured drop in these parts or hendricks – because i like the medicine bottles

calypso
calypso

ooh, i just went tot he shop for Hendricks and ended up with Tanq 10 because it was on sale! looking forward to the taste test ๐Ÿ™‚

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

that Hendricks bottle is gorgeous!!!! ๐Ÿ™‚

I have some Tanq at home. Will have to get the Hendricks and Bombay Sapphire and do a taste test ๐Ÿ˜›

calypso
calypso

it really is, isn’t it?

Blue Moon
Blue Moon

Lol

quintile
quintile

PS I just love the patent leather head scarf – have always loved patent leather and I always have at least one shoe or bag in patent leather. We always had a pair of patent leather ‘party slippers’ growing up – dear old Mum, bless her ๐Ÿ˜‰

Pegasus
Pegasus

We HEART our Mums. MIne was the Scorpios of all Scorpios like she invented them.

I like the BOYS sign, as i used to be off in the back room lighting up with them.
Boys? Pipe!

quintile
quintile

So true – the low functioning LZ hates NOWNESS because it is easier, less painful, more abjective (as opposed to objective) to hide from the reality. Whether it be good or bad, the reality is going to make the low LZ step up to the plate, maybe abandon the escapist dream, see the person for real, force them to do something about THEMSELVES, or even just relate to a real person not a fiction (me: pisces rising and pisces moon in the first H, venus conjunct pluto). Talking of dreams – as we were the other day – last night… Read more »

Pegasus
Pegasus

Darling, i think when we (if we do) LZ out over some-one, it’s because THEY have problems and as women we do a Florence Nightingale to the rescue. See the hidden depths of what they COULD be, their potential, as often the dudes we LZ out over are quite charismatic and needy themselves. In a strange way, i think during my life i am competitive with them. Used to be an envy. For their devil may care attitude, she as women we were more controlled. Have noticed many changes in male psyche since i was a teen. As in now… Read more »

calypso
calypso

I like this interpretation of LZism Pegs!

Pegasus
Pegasus

As Myst says, it’s understanding the mechanisms that pull you through.
‘A Womanist is to a Feminist as the colour lavender is to the colour purple ‘wrote Alice Walker.
I’m a womanist. Men are obliged to adore us ๐Ÿ™‚
Someone once replied to that quote ‘O you mean wishy washy’. Not true, just believe the woman guides the throne, we don’t have to be ON it.
Unless you are an Empressโ€ฆlol.
Tarot Muse anyone?

Pegasus
Pegasus

And a Womanist has sex with men for healing purposes and prefers woman as company (and i suppose everything else ๐Ÿ™‚

calypso
calypso

I don’t see the requirement to choose!

Mitra
Mitra

Wow. Sounds like me ๐Ÿ™‚

Virgo Ellie
Virgo Ellie

Me too.. Like Pegs comment.

quintile
quintile

ah – interesting and wise words Peg – I’ll reflect on that. Nothing wrong with being optimistic – far better than a cynic ๐Ÿ™‚ Hugs dear and Happy Solar return and how fab that you get such nice compliments – totes deserved I have no doubt!! xx

Kakata/Aries68
Kakata/Aries68

I love your chakras ‘explanation’ Peg. Reminds me of things I was enlightened about during an emotional healing I went through. Good to be reminded of these things!

I’ll admit to having done the Florence Nightingale gig (doesn’t help being Cancer Sun) at my expense. Never again!!!

leogroover
leogroover

me too Kat. Many times my venus in cancer has rescued, made excuses cried a river. no more

Kakata/Aries68
Kakata/Aries68

Glad I’m not alone. Still doing the crying a river thing over the Aqua/Leo. But no more excuses – can’t do it to myself anymore!

Angelfire
Angelfire

We meet everyone for a reason, a season or a lifetime. These experiences help us grow. We learn our boundaries of how we want to be treated. When we put all our faith in another person making and being our happiness and they leave, we bereave for they have taken our happiness with them. Thank them for the experience, release and remove ethereal cords. The secret is to love and honour oneself. When you do, you will vibrate at a higher level and attract others on that same level. Go forth and shine. Repeat after me, I am loveable. Blessings… Read more »

VenusianPisces
VenusianPisces

I agree with this Angelfire – wonderfully put!

Ms.
Ms.

I think LZ motive is different for all but as chiron is the handle to my bucket chart and my venusneptune is exact in sagg I get this. A lot of women love rescue, but not all women who go there slip if you get me ๐Ÿ˜‰ x

leogroover
leogroover

“Now they know we have no need for the sperm & support and have to use more charm.”
Love this Pegs will ponder

Pegasus
Pegasus

So does this mean i have until March 6 to work my natal 12th hours Venus in Capricorn? And find True Love (again)?
Onto it!
๐Ÿ™‚

Pegasus
Pegasus

Love the 2nd paragraph.
Gotta give it out to get it i guess.
Was told yesterday i have beautiful body, strokes the ego
world ego, my loves,on behalf of all women of a certain age, because i’m going to be 66 in a minute, which many of you have coming up within 2 decades (or 3 even) so i beseech you to enjoy it fully and PREEN says the the horse who loves ‘dressage’ purely for the grooming and the leg work.

Ms.
Ms.

Beautiful pegs xx

Pegasus
Pegasus

Oops, ‘in a minute’ means ‘soon’, that’s Saturn for you.
Thank you all kindly for advance wishes, wish me B-day sex with the other Sagg, the Adonis?

Ms.
Ms.

I will wish you a happy birthday indeed beautiful. (though it’s actually my birthday today your time;)

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

Oh happy joyous grand birthday wishes come true to you, Lady Pegasus! Lots of love xxx

sweetpea
sweetpea

Yes, Happy Birthday Pegs, in case I miss it! xo

Blue Moon
Blue Moon

You rock Pegasus Totally!

leogroover
leogroover

Have a divine birthday Pegs. your wisdom is always a gift here.

gemyogi
gemyogi

Happy birthday in advance, dear Pegs, and thanks for your insight and encouragement! MWAH!

Saggibee
Saggibee

Happy birthday Pegs! Cheers to a great year ahead! xxx

lyouke
lyouke

Thank God there’s a high functioning version I can aspire to as this archetype is in full force at the mo.

Sadge
Sadge

You forgot low functioning love zombies like to drink blue devil hoochi juice (BTW what is it and where can I get some soon, like Friday night??) while internet stalking, consulting 150 different oracles per hour on whether the 20 year age difference between them and their marrried lover from over 15 years ago was the reason they split up, all the while making calls from blocked numbers to absolutely anyone else who might be awake at 2.30 am and then hanging up! (PS I have Venus in Capricorn soon to be deconstructed ?, mashed into the ground?, whatev’s, so… Read more »

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