You Can’t Fake The Funk

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Bull with Dita Von Teese

Dita Von Libra is making this Bull nervous. Or maybe they put him on Bovine Mogadon so that he wouldn’t ravish her. I mean, she is meant to be Europa for fuqs sake, she read the myth, right?  RIGHT? 

God, anyway, so who want’s to do a Full Moon in Taurus mash-up?!?! 

I think it was magic for reconnecting with Gut Instinct, but that may because i have been shovelling probiotics down my gob (obsessed with various boutique strains etc) ever since Mars got into Virgo. So my gut is alive with a New Order, you understand.

But Full Moons like the one that just peaked a few hours ago are fab for grounding, accessing the wisdom of the bod, sensuality and canny pragmatism.

Are you feeling it? You can’t fake the funk. Although Dita Von Libra gives it a damn good go.

Image: Dita Von Teese – Goddesses of Europe Calendar – Daily Mail

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leogroover
leogroover

Toro moon here in stormy SE Qld? no view but def felt the vibes. tempted my Mars in Taurus man into a bubble bath and all was good. Haven’t let anything worry me lately and calm begets calm. Just determinedly stubborn to trailblaze my business and menopause mama blog. its a WIP.

TaureanSwimsInTheSea
TaureanSwimsInTheSea

A night of excess that led only to happiness and fun…was well-rested and fit going in, so prepared to leverage that excess — dancing, talking with friends and staying up well past dawn, finally engaging in delirous and wonderful lovemaking with another earth sign.
So funny, I had read this weekend was going to be big and I’d thought, oh, whatever, I’ll believe it when I see it. Well, now…

Hathors Horns
Hathors Horns

Love this pic! Dita is such a babe. What a powerful moon. I felt myself ovulate on the same day of the full moon for goodness sake. Men, especially the other fixed signs, Leo, Scorpio and Aquarius seemed particularly enraptured by my Bovinity this past weekend. Body awareness particularly strong. Had to work hard to stay haute Toro and admit to some internalized stubbornness on my part. Venus was def out and about but as she is in no fuss Cap I managed to stay level headed and not too full of myself.

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

Yeah, grounded: like taking cover under ground, grounded. Fab! I even had time to clear the cobwebs from our hidey hole before we had to hunker down in it.

I guess I need a translator because I don’t get it. What earth energy? So the moon was in toro, but moon is water, so earth, yes, but it’s not solid. More like mud. And yesterday, ok, a few things in earth signs, but that shiz below has been & still is predominately Blue. I get wishful thinking– really– but wishing doesn’t make it so.

Centaurus
Centaurus

Great day yesterday, really suited my vibe. BUT… today was ok and this afternoon I’ve been dealing with weird (ok, my work gig can throw that up often but..) with the ending being I had to hold back those awful emotional tears of frustration for either/or a) being misunderstood or b) not actually being listened to and quietly having the agenda thrust upon me. I think mud sums up my modus operandi of late wrt to work. I have peacock feathers I collected years ago. I recall something about them being back luck. I don’t buy it. Yes random… like… Read more »

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

I think the peacock feather bad luck thing was a rumor perpetuated by someone way back when who wanted to hoard all those gorgeous plumes for himself. Whatever: we know what time it is. 😉 Sorry for your difficult time of willful (or negligent) discounting, Centaurus. Few things are more likely to incite those quiet eruptions bubbling precipitously just under the surface. You said it perfectly: “quietly having the agenda thrust upon me.” Agenda pushers, yes. So it really isn’t you: it really is them, pushing their agenda. On some level it is nice to know it’s nothing personal. On… Read more »

Centaurus
Centaurus

Aw, thank you for such inspirational words which is just what I needed this morning to go in and face another round of it (all with pleasantries, smiles and lightness right…so if I don’t align it’s a subtle inference that the troubled waters lie with me). BUT.. Chiron direct in my 10th and inching slowly toward my natal Chiron (9d – > 17d is still some ways off I know) may yet be a good thing for today. If not, we will bolt for freedom together, or at least to a back paddock where we can scheme our fence jumping… Read more »

Centaurus
Centaurus

Actually, can I just add that you reminded me of my Scorp sis and her wisdom and cut through clarity on my sometimes seemingly endless shades of grey. We’re in different states so catch ups are less frequent than we’d have under different circumstances.

Double thank you!

Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot
Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot

There was no faking going on here. The full moon in Toro was AWESOME.

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

If the wisdom of the bod includes pigging out, I rocked the full moon!

stephanie
stephanie

Absolutely adoring this full moon. Sensual indeed. Taurus and Leo moons always hit the spot as i remember to nourish my own taurus in the fifth house moon:) Thanks for the brilliant full moon post on horoscopes page. You’re the bestest, Mystic!

aqualass
aqualass

Mystic, am also keen on probiotics and gut health in relationship to health and happiness. Would you be keen to share what you’re taking? Have seen some serious ones online that have 13 strands but perhaps bit hardcore?? Do you get yours in store?

Sagicorn
Sagicorn

Yes please share all things probiotic! These avant garde bacteriums – are you home cultivating? Yoghurt, kefir, kombucha, pickles…?

gemyogi
gemyogi

I’m cooking myself a well done steak, served with mash, broad beans and peas. With a glass of red wine. That is all. 😉

Double Happiness
Double Happiness

Yum! I am not a big meat eater but must need some iron cause I feel like joining you

joan
joan

l also felt like doing nothing taking it easy..l did so much sports last week that l injured my leg a bit so l have to take it easy. my parents visited we put good food on the table and just relaxed. Saturn is exactly on my Taurus Mercury. Chiron is square Sun and MC Uranus is opposing natal Pluto Pluto is aspecting my Sun exactly for the 3rd time :/ or so and l feel pressure! l promised myself not to go on that road but the darkness of November does not help one bit for me to stay… Read more »

tanlee
tanlee

I’m a primary school teacher with Mercury in Taurus. I wrote my end-of-year reports in double quick time over the weekend. Was that due to a Full Moon boost do you think?

pi
pi

So after a bit of writing I established that finding my ‘tribe’ (or them finding me!) is a great personal theme for 2014. And more music making. Lots of delicious sounds. <3 Also followed by a dream. I jumped into a swimming pool and a second too late I realised I was still wearing my my father's watch. Did my best to keep that hand out of the water. Climbed out of the pool ('agh pls be not broken') and figured out how to take it apart to mop up any water droplets. Two women were sitting nearby, I was… Read more »

pi
pi

Ah, also, in the dream, I was hiding the fact that I was pulling the watch apart to fix / check it from my mother, who was around somewhere – I kept my back to her so she wouldn’t ask / be anxious / concerned that I was messing with the watch.

quintile
quintile

oh wow Pi – could father’s watch = Saturn? Father Time, don’t they call Saturn? I’ve had dreams with signs that defo were planets, especially if I had been thinking/studying astro.

quintile
quintile

hope that’s not intrusive – love dreams and ANYTHING atm to distract from the PhD chapter I am writing whilst listening to Handel (thanks everyone for those classical music refs – I’m a bit of a classical ignoramus).

Pi
Pi

no not at all, i was still trying to work it out.

water to me i always translate as feelings, emotions.
Dive right in – but remember to take care of the valuable things first?

if I don’t quite get that right, advice is at hand?

hiding from my mother my ability to sort out my own concerns because didn’t want her interference…

making sure when I sort out my own affairs I include safeguards for the future?

quintile
quintile

yes, sounds good – a swimming pool is clear, bounded, with a visible bottom so its not murky, scarey, turbid, stormy etc. Its designed for leisure/pleasure. Perhaps, you’re about to jump into new emotional terrain, then realise some boundaries need fixing first (the watch). Or you’re not sure if the ‘timing is right’. You ‘hide this from your mother’ – perhaps you are ‘turning your back’ on conditioning/learnings around femininity that came from your mother. Visual Puns are often used to communicate phrases, eg to turn your back on; to dive in.

quintile
quintile

also, YOU are qualified and given permission (by the great universal feminine) to fix things yourself (via deconstruction and re-assembly, or analysis and synthesis) and your mum needn’t know the deets..

Pi
Pi

wow. that’s awesome, Q. you can share an interp anytime!

to be fair towards my mother she’s not a busybody as such. but you know. family has its place and it’s not… everywhere.

quintile
quintile

indeedy – so true 🙂

Andromeda
Andromeda

Funny you mention this now for me re ‘finding your tribe’. I have been accepting that life is too busy for besties atm, but then in the process of my visualisations using parts therap (or y’know, asking to see the various aspects of one’s character that aren’t helping you forward in life) I had a corker on this theme the other day. There was a strong energy that appeared, the claim was that my father’s survival mode had been activated by being born into a war. That had passed to me, which had resulted in this really killer energy that… Read more »

Double Happiness
Double Happiness

Did have a lovely dream that ended with me spooning a gentle stranger….

echo
echo

lol! For some reason I find that so funny….

Double Happiness
Double Happiness

Hee hee! Defo put me in a good mood 😉

CannySagg
CannySagg

Just reading this post made me smile! Thanks for sharing. I’d like to have that dream. 🙂

virgo kathleen
virgo kathleen

I did just what you said to do mystic! Sat down at an empty desk with a notebook to write down my goals for 2014. It must have been all the earth energy because the very first one is to have a consistent exercise routine including cardio and core workouts. And my goals are realistic while still challenging so it went well.

I also did pilates today! And kind of took it easy while still being productive. (ei: doing homework in bed, drank tea while doing useful things). Great full moon today!

Serenity
Serenity

MM seriously on Feng Shui books as I write this. I do feel stronger at my new pad.

Pegasus
Pegasus

Do miss my weekly yoga classes where i only had to walk 10 meters to attend them.
Now it’s the lounge room for 7 minutes x twice a day….alone.
This is why there are classes of 50 mins to make you STAY at it.
Pose of the Child my fave for back stretches and kissing the ground.

gemyogi
gemyogi

<3

Savannah
Savannah

Had a good cry whilst doing the dishes over someone I thought I’d was done & dusted with. I feel better now, actually I think I’ve only ever cried once since giving the fella the flick. It fuqs me off no end that he returns to my thoughts unbidden at times. It was also a song on JJJ Unearthed by Little Fox that triggered it. Siiiiigh music/singing will always do it.

Double Happiness
Double Happiness

I know! In my darkest days post breakup I couldn’t listen to music as it was too powerful

quintile
quintile

apparently tears on the cheek, actually release some sort of feel-better thingy. I like a good cry and I do find crying helps to move through the pain/sadness/whatevs cycle. *hugs*

Savannah
Savannah

Thank you :). I’m not a crier these days. It takes A LOT to make me release. I’d almost forgotten how cathartic it was. This man doesn’t deserve them! He pawed all over his 13yo niece, he had to go. I was crying for her too. I’ve been there, too took me nearly 30 years to come to terms with teenage sexual abuse. Child grooming is so wrong!

quintile
quintile

ahhh, the best tears and crying can connect us with others’ suffering – more wholesome than crying for only oneself! xx

Savannah
Savannah

Thanks quintile, thanks for acknowledging me so sweet xx of course there’s more than I want to acknowledge on such a public forum. Hey we get there in the end.

Pegasus
Pegasus

When i chose the nom de plume of Pegasus, didn’t know the relationship between Medusa & the winged horse, as much as i read much mythology, it’s impossible to retain all that i read.
Do love that depiction of Dita as Medusa with Pegasus more than her with the Bull being Europa (and it’s not white) that looks pasted not posed.
No flowers garlanding his horn (s) 🙂

But hey, give me Goddesses in whatever form!

catfish moon
catfish moon

Really? Are you a robot? This mars in Taurus prefers to lounge…lol. Which is why I am weak. Did go down to the tidepools for hours, threw the ball for the pup, and found the tiniest clam shell I have found. Itty bitty.

Wish I had half your energy.

Pegasus
Pegasus

Catfish Moon (your name!!!), too true that you have to create it, give it to get it. Am very aware of lethargy in all it’s shapes & forms. It is important to read the THEORY of yoga, plaits whatever your choice of movement. Dance? Just twirling in the kitchen even. The key then is to choose 5 ‘poses’ and do them 15 minutes a day total to start. That’s 3 minutes in each one and 3 minutes of conscious breath. ‘breathe is life’ and many are not getting enough SOOOO 3 minutes of focussed breathing is your starting point. Shaolin… Read more »

leogroover
leogroover

You had me at cowgirl boots peg. great advice. off to do warrior pose then breathing then yoga and gym TODAY

Cynthia
Cynthia

Yes! I am actually relaxing today, which is very “wtf you’re not going to go ride your bike for four hours then lift weights and end with some relaxing Pilates??” Definitely listening to the gut to take a break before heading into another week of activity