This Leo Thinks The Gym Is Better Than Sex

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Hey Mystic & Mystical Peeps,

So this is me at the gym (cough cough). I was thinking why gym is better than sex. I even googled this and got lots of weird stuff so here is my 9 top reasons: ( I don’t why 9 – I’m Aqua rising I don’t have to explain myself…mostly coz I can’t  lol)

1, It’s far less complicated – just turn up and go
2. You choose the time, day – you’re in control
3. You get to keep your clothes on
4. Same endorphin high but without any sort of hangover
5. You can leave the gym anytime you  like – no repercussions
6. The gym never answers back
7. You are unlikely to get pash rash at the gym – although you could try
8. It can last an hour and might even go longer  (boom boom)
9. You don’t feel guilty about doing it alone

Love Leogroover

P.s Can MM peeps help me with a  name for my new blog about mature women and life/sex/menopause/getting older/ hot date choices now being fat,old, grumpy, boring men/women who ride motorbikes.

 

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Lyra Leo
Lyra Leo

Oh, Leogroover. You’re on my wavelength.

leogroover
leogroover

You could change your name to Lycra Leo and hit the gym.

Blue Moon
Blue Moon

Haha
I misread it as BEING LYCRA LEO
I’m dyslexic and its 8am in London!

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

Do you have at least one roommate? Call it Golden Girls! Wait: taken. How about… Hot In (insert name of your city here)! Oh. Shit. Nevermind.

Must be something in the stars: I’m starting a blog too! You sound like you have a good direction/focus; me not so much. Probably I’ll pop between food, death, & lol memes– whatever. I’m just trusting that it will find its own direction haha! Is that the Sagg in me?

My best to you in these gym & blog ventures, Leogroover! Can’t wait to check it out 🙂

Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot
Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot

Relate to the pash-rash point. So annoying.

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

Hey, Lux: I dig your blog! Checked it out the other day. Very cool 😉

Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot
Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot

Thanks! Happy blogging Scorporation 🙂

fallen angel
fallen angel

Oh I can’t. Compare the two I mean. It’s so tempting to do that but a lover is a lover and a gym is more me-time with my bod. Reliability? Well, obviously you’ve more control over your ass bunking off for a work out/yoga/pilates/run/whatever..but with lovers, you want enough reliability but not too much control. Otherwise it kills the dance.. As for boys vs men..here’s the thing. I’m not a proponent of down dating even if am absolutely guilty of having done it inadvertently.. I just think you consider who’s in front of you and see if you want to… Read more »

Quadrupled
Quadrupled

🙂 Just got back from pilates session and what am I reading? Go Leogroover!

Andromeda
Andromeda

I can imagine certain types of yoga being better than sex.. But not the gym! Good points though groover, in all fairness.

Betters still a combo of yoga & sex. Or tantra.
I’d know more about all the above but I have kids. And in-laws.

Blog names..
Weathering Flights
Feminal Animal
Hello Mellow!

lioness64
lioness64

I haven’t been into the gym thing for a loooooong time … somehow I coped with the smelly egotists and intimidatingly amazing looking bodies much better 30 years ago (being young and single and in the pre-Grim Reaper days had to help?) Anyway, yoga does it for me these days … somehow stretching my 49 y.o. limbs makes me feel good enough that I’m not inclined to do the gym thing. I guess it helps that I have FINALLY found a partner that loves sex as much as I do 🙂 Soooo, leogroover, my view is that if we can… Read more »

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

Oh shit no I HAVE been to a gym. I joined a hilton gym in the tropics once so i could swan around in the pool after work. There was a bar.

Rox
Rox

How weird the fine line.
Freewheeling jig in a glass cube box, with LG, yes !
Counting off glute steps in one, no.
Mille, are the horses rising ? @! haha

Rox
Rox

Soz. Time stream slip !
Please pardon past post ref.
Saturn opp moon

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

Have you seen those old fashioned merry-go-rounds? The Horses go Up, the Horses go Down. If i could be in the picture, my Leo MC would be tanned shave-shinned Ken on the left for sure! What would i give to wear that face! I’m hopeless at aerobics or any type of learning when the instructor is facing me – i get dyslexic in the body. Now, Rox, you stay on the pool pony and i’ll splash out and get us each a drink in a pineapple, shall i? (Moon trine Mercury, Neptune trine Mercury, Jupiter trine Mercury)

Rox
Rox

Deal ! Already called pizza guy.

+ speaking of, I could swim till I shrivel, hike till I collapse, bike till I fall over. Squash is fab – wild balls in play – I can work with That. haa

Also: LG, you always vibed much younger to me – great energy !
Much Luck, success to you …

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

“dyslexic in the body” LOL 😀 Me too!!!! I did aerobics at the gym in the 80’s. I was hopeless at it. I prefer freestyle dancing / moving. Must be my moon in Sagg.

The 80’s was the last time I visited a gym. Don’t plan on returning either. Ugh.

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

i’ve got four things Sag so that’s like 16 horse legs to trip over. we should totally hold our own “Sag-roba-lates Shaman Shimmy” by the pool and laugh at the “normal” peeps try and keep up with THAT.

what to wear for it?
http://mysticmedusa.com/2009/12/the-hood-thong-saggo-wear/

leogroover
leogroover

Not the hood thong. Not pash rash but butt rash. I’d be up for your “Sag-roba-lates Shaman Shimmy” I’m an aerobic teacher from loooooooooong time ago so I could lead it as long as I can wear the silver lycra like Barbie.

The Leo Socialite
The Leo Socialite

As a Leo, i have definitely had stages where i have preferred the gym to sex. Some sex can be enjoyable but ruin your look. Not the sex itself but the late nights, drinking, obsession – Yves St Laurent – a leo, said that the best cosmetic for a woman is passion but actually a good nights sleep no dramas, pilates, kale and a good bronzer often work better. having said that i only go to the gym to get fit for sex, have never had an orgasm there and meet most of my “partners” at the place. So the… Read more »

Piano Sonata
Piano Sonata

1) Whine and nibbles
2) Mental entanglement
3) Intimate connections
4) Warm lips with wet kisses
5) Emotional adventure
6) Physical communication
7) Creative movement
8) Self control/abandonment
9) Chaotic beauty

That’s some gym you’ve found.

lioness64
lioness64

Hey there Piano Sonata, hope you’re enjoying the sort of company an imaginative mind like yours deserves! 🙂

Piano Sonata
Piano Sonata

Thank you Lioness64.
I’m just a fool on a hill, surrounded by a beauty and given ample time to muse on the puzzle within us.
A fellow Leo with Aquarius moon and Cancer ascendant. At times, the tranquility is shattered with Mars in Taurus but, it often serves a practical purpose.

leogroover
leogroover

You aren’t a fool at all. You have a beautiful soul that shows in your expression.

leogroover
leogroover

I cant decide which one I like. I think/know for sure I like them all

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

i’ve never been to a gym!

PureLibra
PureLibra

Don’t worry, it’s not all what it’s hyped up to be.

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

I’m not worried.

zenduende
zenduende

Friend of mine & I (Ms Aqua hottie) always say once you’ve been to the gym with someone you may as well have had sex with them. Because at that point they’ve seen you with apre-coital hair (mostly good) and already seen you make the ugly face (mostly bad). So, same same sometimes. As for preferences, as a Piscean with a Scorpio moon enduring a drought, I’d be doing cartwheels to be be having any sex that involved another human. Maybe I just need to speak to… um, Cedric (?) & thanks for whomever lent me the idea of him,… Read more »

pegasus
pegasus

Prowin coined it, she’s a Kataka.
Wayne Dyer suggest ‘Louise’.

‘Matilda’ came to my mind but then i call spiders Matida.
And it’s the name of Heath Ledger’s girl.

prowlncrab
prowlncrab

You can borrow Cedric anytime you like. He’s a very handy chap seeing as he’s apparently disembodied and can be multiple places at once. I actually asked him to find me a shag about 3 months ago – one with no heavy consequences and no emotional palaver. Just good old fashioned rumpy pumpy after a 4 year sabbatical. He found me 2! Both Leo’s. Both totally useless for anything other than brief fun times.

zenduende
zenduende

Muchos gracias, Prowlin : D

*runsofftofindCedriceffigy*

pi
pi

I’ve always thought that my beauty therapist and personal trainer (when I had one lol) – and, ok, lover – saw me at my worst / most déshabillé – no one else was allowed to

Ainslie
Ainslie

: ) why not have it all?

serenity
serenity

Which one is leogroover? The male or the female? I’m sorry, but this blog is pretentious — IMHO.

davidl
davidl

If it’s pretentious to require the ability to read, then your absolutely correct.

leogroover
leogroover

I can be which ever one you like sunshine. Pretentious ? Im not pretentious im a leo duh!

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

Doesn’t the “H” in IMHO mean “humble”?

Ms.
Ms.

lol

pi
pi

Leogroover is a respected regular visitor on this blog! She is kind and fun and working things out in her chilled-out, grown-up way. I’m not sure where your call of pretension comes from but hey what’s the internets without opinions.

Blue Moon
Blue Moon

Jealousy make you ugly “die antwood”

The Leo Socialite
The Leo Socialite

Get with the programme serenity. Trolls come on here and use terms like ‘fuqed up clueless whores” and “pseudo intellectual astro bitches”

not just “pretentious.” Also “IMHO” is kind of 2008 and the picture is not actually of Leogroover, it is a MEISEL. But fashion and irony are only something we pretentious bloggers grasp. please go back to your homespun reality, no pretences there i am sure.

#goes off to order new pelvic flloor exerciser because even her leo vagina is pretentious

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

oh they took the picture LITERALLY?? Wow. Stunning.

Double Happiness
Double Happiness

people are funny!

Blue Moon
Blue Moon

I hope the H doesn’t stand for Humble.
Perhaps you could find better ways of using your valuable time Serenity. Some of us love it here.

serenity
serenity

Wow!! Point taken. Sorry Leogroover. I’m not on these blogs that often. Didn’t know you were a regular. Humble, yeah, I read all the comments.

serenity
serenity

What a cliquey bunch. Have a great day. I’m going back home to my farm in the midwest. Love and light, y’all.

PureLibra
PureLibra

Serenity please don’t go! Don’t be disheartened. You were brave enough to say what you thought and I understand what you meant by pretentious. When I feel life is harder and I’m in survival mode I can’t stand anything superficial – skinny fit people going to the gym and having sex and feeling an ‘awesome’ I can’t connect to. When life is ok I get inspired by superficial images. But it’s not pretentious in the sense if proving anything to social groups. I often say glib jestful comments or opinions that get attacked harshly by this blog community. Please don’t… Read more »

PureLibra
PureLibra

Guys I think we have a responsibility to not make anyone feel bullied or targeted!

We are intimidating people into disengaging for this blog community!

I for what am interested in any opinion offered and am amazed at what backlash I can inspire:
see my comments in the recent post aelita andre raising capricorn bar.

Touched Toro
Touched Toro

You’re a gorgeous soul PL

PureLibra
PureLibra

Thank you Touched Toro. That is the by far the best compliment I have ever received. Now I am touched. Made my day.

Are you a regular on this blog?

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

I like your vibe too PureLibra 🙂

I never got around to saying it but I really appreciated your comment on “raising capricorn bar” post.

My Venus in Libra in 9th house nodded in agreement…. Or maybe it was my Sagg moon in 11th

PureLibra
PureLibra

Aww thank you. You’re a sweetie 🙂

Touched Toro
Touched Toro

Yes, I’m a regular who used to post but rarely do these days. I just really appreciated the good heart I saw reaching out to Serenity to show something other than censure & cutting comebacks. Plus your comments at top of this post struck a chord. I like the way you think PL. I think you rock 🙂 for a Libran 😉

PureLibra
PureLibra

Share. I’m intrigued what does a Taurean have in common with a Libran?

And nice to see you back. Hope you stay. We need more like you.

calypso
calypso

Venus 🙂

PureLibra
PureLibra

Lol calypso. I’m meant more in terms of how I could have struck a chord with a Taurus (for a libra – aren’t we supposed to be emotionally vacuous?)

We share Venus – but only opposite sides of the coin (I got principled higher beauty of the mind and toros got sensual beauty).

calypso
calypso

indeed those things are sometimes at odds 😉

serenity
serenity

I appreciate your beautiful spirit too!!! xoxo My work involves preventing bullying at schools, so I can spot it. Including domestic violence. I’ve to develop thicker skin. This reminds me of that spongebob episode with sandy, the squirrel from Texas — and the fishes at the comedy club made fun of her. It’s a good episode.

serenity
serenity

Love you Pure libra. My opposite sign. Learn so much from you guys. I’m around. As an Aries I can’t be part of the “herd” mentality. I’ve seen how that works over history. and bullying in schools and on the internet. It’s quite common!! Part of my work. Working out is great — sex is great. I just felt the post could have gone deeper. to explain itself. Your spirit is appreciated by me. Thank you.

serenity
serenity

The bullies behind a herd or group don’t have to feel remorse and can blame the group for their behavior. I teach kids to protect themselves from bullies. I gotta take names down to make sure I avoid them on here. Just like in real life.

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

Serenity, have you thought that maybe your blanket expression- “This blog is pretentious”- is easily interpreted as the WHOLE BLOG, rather than this particular thread? Therefore, it reads as though you are knocking , um, the WHOLE BLOG, including Mystic and all the commenters? To make a strong criticism and come out accusing defensive people of being bullies, rather than maybe explaining what you meant with, dare i say it, some humility or apology for not being clear is hypocritical. Throwing the word “bully” around is a way of closing down response and avoiding your own responsibility for the way… Read more »

Anon+
Anon+

Oh give it a rest Mille! I find your comment more offensive than any of Serenity’s words. So you’re the spokeperson for the blog?? That’s the herd mentality I think Serenity was referring to. entitled to her opinion whether you like it or not!!! And I don’t think she needs to apologise either.

PureLibra
PureLibra

I’m so glad you’re back serenity. Your line of work is commendable and inspiring. My sister is studying social sociaI work. For an Aries I’m surprised that you don’t already have a tough hide (but it’s good that you have that sensitivity in you to know your soul is alive). I’m always curious about how widespread social change occurs (for marginalised minorities to push back against a cultural hegemony as in postcolonial studies.) It always begins with one voice speaking back (and exposing itself to scrutiny) and over time it encourages others to speak back. And then the voices come… Read more »

PureLibra
PureLibra

Leogroover I think it’s great you are one of those people who get the endorphin rush from exercise thing which seems to elude me.

I am beginning to see the connection between gym and sex: they both make your skin glow and your hair a mess.

prowlncrab
prowlncrab

And both require a really good waterproof mascara! … which would be an important consideration for a Libran 😉

davidl
davidl

Do you weep during coitus ? Awwww, that’s sweet 🙂

prowlncrab
prowlncrab

Nah … just work up a sweat. 😛

prowlncrab
prowlncrab

I really don’t like the pokey-outey tongue emoticon … doesn’t do justice to the raspberries I’m blowing at you 😉

Blue Moon
Blue Moon

Only a guy would have to ask the mascara question David!
It’s a VERY SERIOUS ISSUE
No one wants to look like a panda post coitus but lashes ARE alluring .. My solution is tinting them black and occasionally glueing teeny weeny little extensions onto the few at the outer corner….
Yeah I know..
Venus in Leo, 8th house honey.
The Diva can’t help it.

Pi
Pi

Yes, DL might not understand the interaction of sweat-smeared bodies and mascara, or of .. oh whatever. *goes for a run* *gym’s too expensive*

prowlncrab
prowlncrab

Gahhhh all this talk of sex …. as if I’m not hot under the collar enough as it is. Me and the Cap are still not in “full emersion” mode yet – although geezus it’s getting hard! I think we are both enjoying the physical torture of sexual frustration – him probably more than me (Scorpio moon). It sure does heighten the senses!!! The slightest touch, kissing, even eye contact take on whole new erotic dimensions.

Ok probably a total overshare … soz 👿

davidl
davidl

Have no fear in sharing P. Your safe here, “guffawwww”….One thing though, can you move it along a little bit, it sounds very spicy and all but we need some actual spice, get it awnnn girl, and then tell us aaaallllll about it. Both technical and emotional, if you think that will draw a better picture, I mean video, no I meant panorama photo, no, umm you know what I mean, need …

Emg
Emg

Yes david I think we get the picture. Mucky pup !

davidl
davidl

You got the picture ! Well you better goddam post it then pussychops

emg
emg

You are the third guy to ask me for photoGraphics today?!?!?! Is this Zap to answer for that too?

prowlncrab
prowlncrab

David, somehow I don’t think Mystic would appreciate her blog peppered with blow by blow *snicker* descriptions of what I plan on doing with Mr Cap’s hot throbbing member when I finally get my hands on it!

…… besides he’s a Cap. With Scorpio moon no less. I’m sure he’d be mortified if I discussed his member online, hot, throbbing or otherwise. 😛

Blue Moon
Blue Moon

Oh gawd please do, I mean don’t. I mean I totally love your comments You’re hilarious. You have a Saggo moon too right ? Sag moon, sag rising. Now you’ve found a hot Cap? Totes jealous… Last I read you were into a Virgo and obvs he was causing you a bit of trouble n strife. Like I said before that relationship sounded too much like being inside my head, not a peaceful place to live! It’s no mean feat being half Virgo and half sag with a the showy Leo shoved into Venus. Sun, mars merc Virgo Moon, Asc… Read more »

prowlncrab
prowlncrab

Wow yes that would be challenging. Mind you I know a Sagg with Virgo moon and a Virgo with Sagg Asc and it makes them a bit breezier, less uptight Virgo – which can only be a good thing.

Nah I went off the Virgo in a big way awhile back. He’s deffo not right for me. As a matter of fact I’m starting to think he’s a bit of a Qi Vamp ….

davidl
davidl

What did you say? Sorry … I’m still stuck on the blow by blow ..sounds very fair to me

pi
pi

I predict some kind of clothes-shredding eclipse-night encounter. Soz none of my damn biz but hey we’re all friends here, or something 😀

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

Did someone say “clothes-shredding eclipse-night encounter”?!?

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

That’s what I’ve got planned.

Ms
Ms

🙂

pi
pi

nope, not me *angel face*

prowlncrab
prowlncrab

Well considering venus conjuncts his natal sun and venus (which are already being tortured hit on by Pluto) all in the 8th house by next week … then yeah I’ll be interested to see how long his composure lasts as well! 😉

Blue Moon
Blue Moon

Lol. Love the tortured crossed out.
Mmmmm in the 8th house.
Not going to say BDSM oops too late

prowlncrab
prowlncrab

Are you suggesting I tie Mr Cap up????? …. 👿

prowlncrab
prowlncrab

ewwps wrong emote-face … I meant this one –

😈

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

What if he wants to tie you up?

prowlncrab
prowlncrab

He’ll have to catch me first!

:mrgreen:

Blue Moon
Blue Moon

Far be it for me to suggest roles but IMO and fairly extensive – more than a year of investigative research by advertising peeps to introduce me to THEIR fetishes- exploring fetishes being MY fetish, I have found that there’s quite a lot of intimacy AND fun to be had by consciously and tenderly exploring BDSM or fetish. Not in a generic way and not by dehumanising or objectifying them as the shrinks are correct here when they say that this is a barrier to intimacy or an avoidance mechanism. My point is that it doesn’t have to be. There… Read more »

prowlncrab
prowlncrab

I’m more into equality and spiritual union. Having dipped my toe into the realms of fetish years ago, I found it really quite dreary once you get past the initial shock factor.

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

“equality and spiritual union” Yep. That’s what it’s all about for me too 🙂

PureLibra
PureLibra

Capricorn Myth or fact?

Cappis love to choke their lovers and bite them.

2 friends got choked and another friend got bitten so hard she had bad bruising.

Asked one of the capricorns and he said that he thought woman love it. Is this a typical cappi thing?

electric eel libran
electric eel libran

ooh i hadn’t heard of this before! i would think necks would be realm of taurus but makes cappy sense too.
I want to know too!

prowlncrab
prowlncrab

I bloody well hope not!!!!!

Gross.

Many moons ago I knew a Virgo who was into that.

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

Not in my experience.

Ms.
Ms.

Yes but you are such an articulate brooder lol. You will get there. After having a Cap solidily around for the year I can’t help but smile at all these posts.

prowlncrab
prowlncrab

Articulate brooder. Heh heh. I’m actually pretty chilled about the whole thing you know? … Unusual for me to be totally into a guy and not have to turn into a hopeless LZ about it.

Saggibee
Saggibee

Hmmm, I literally just signed up for a gym membership this afternoon. I’m hoping it might help me feel a little bit sexier ;-P

Blue Moon
Blue Moon

Well, you have to do more than just sign up Saggibee but trust me IT WILL. Nothing and I mean nothing make me feel sexier than getting fit at 40. Designer dresses need not apply, thanks, I look hot in any old thing. A fit body is a fit body and actually the endorphins helped me beat my post divorce and dumb debt depression.
I’m addicted, shamelessly.
MM said fit is the new rich and health is the first wealth.
I concur 🙂

pi
pi

like 🙂

Saggibee
Saggibee

Hehe, yep that’s what I meant (going to the gym – one step up from just signing up!) – but good semantic pick-up there because I’m already facing internal debates about whether I’m going to be able to stick with it. I have a very ‘all or nothing’ mentality that I’d like to shift – especially when it comes to diet and exercise. I’m either at one end of the extreme – cutting out all kinds of stuff, exercising a lot or doing nothing at all. Neither end of the spectrum is ideal, or working for me. I’d like to… Read more »

leogroover
leogroover

OMG thank you for all your divine suggestions re. my blog for Menopausal Mamas. I haven’t started it yet but when I do you will be the first to know.
I love them all and love you all too.
I agree with most above that great sex is still way better then great gym but which is more reliable?
I do have a venus /Mars shazam happening but its sooo unrelaible and blows up constantly. Thats why I go to the gym . I’ve tried internet dating too and only met fat,old, grumpy, boring men/women who ride motorbikes.
Shrugs

electric eel libran
electric eel libran

gosh sounds like my attempt at internet dating.

Luckily i got all my feeling adventurous while riding a motorcycle and finding myself phase done in my 30’s. A Harley seat is unforgiving to 50 yr old rumps.

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

Gosh don’t knock internet dating! All my friends’ stories make me roar with laughter. It’s a form of black comedy.

I love it when someone says to me, “I’ve joined this dating site…” I start grinning in anticipation. Must be Horse Rising.

electric. eel libran
electric. eel libran

yeah but one’s sad love life can only serve as fodder for someone’s entertainment for so long before one just gives up you know? I laughed at myself for about the first year, then things started to shift into sadness and anger. Then hopelessness. Now I just have given up and i’m happier. not happy-happy but not suicidal anymore.

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

Oh hon i’m sorry! It’s not the sad love life it’s the spastic men my friends have met online, and stories of just how unskilled they are at life. They seem so totally wrong at basic stuff, like manners or honesty or knowing what they want or who they are. Better to give up than deal with that shit.

Blue Moon
Blue Moon

Menopausal Mamas. Yes! Yes! Yes!
Fuqing brilliant!

davidl
davidl

Funny, cause I have always suspected gyms are for those not getting any sex ? Have you heard the saying a good shit beats a bad fuck ? Well good gym possibly beats bad sex, but jeez it would have to be pretty bad. My first suggestion re sexual satisfaction is to firstly remove romance from the equation, a bit like the gym, a form of energetic healing healthy activity without the emotional baggage. Tantric practice is a science developed for exactly this purpose. If you melt it all down I would say the best 2 words to describe a… Read more »

pi
pi

That’s a very venus in aries approach 😀
No emotion doesn’t mean no sensuality of course.

davidl
davidl

I didn’t say no emotion and of course sensuality is key.
More, eliminating romantic notions, thoughts of long term possibilities, and enjoying the moment with your carefully selected counterpart.
Become a channel of the divine and leave your baggage at the door, the divine when asked will enter as the third party and will lead the way to higher states of bliss for both participants.
Must say, the divine is particularly good at sex amongst other things and will take you places no two sex spores can reach without assistance.

Gemyogi
Gemyogi

I agree David, my only problem is finding that carefully selected counterpart!

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

True Gemyogi. Not all guys want to go there!
Think my Katakan lover would. Took me 3 years to find him though. I’m too busy with Zap Zone evolution though

Blue Moon
Blue Moon

I agree with David that (conceptually at least ) sex doesn’t have to be anything more than sex. Even amazing sex. So much of the trouble comes into paradise when we put all these social and romantic expectations on it. Why I still say “oh my God” when I’m having an orgasm with someone I have a true connection with (and I’m talking about a sexual connection not a romantic relationship) is because in that moment, the other person is showing me the divinity. The orgasm is the divinity for me. Period. It’s the only time I lose all mental… Read more »

leogroover
leogroover

Wow blue moon that was awesome. I have struggled with society’s constrictions on sex for years. There is a back story to this topic and much has been revealed to me here on this blog -A mysterious gem no less

pi
pi

ah yes well my mis-reading. i somehow conflated romance and emotion lol well hey I am a pisces 🙂

Ms.
Ms.

It’s always hard for me not to agree with your logic. on as always. This is how I feel.

PureLibra
PureLibra

I’m curious about your take on the emotionless sex David because you have obviously ‘studied’ tantric sex – I would have though it to be challenging for an Aries… Taking the ego out of sex.. Having neither yin nor yang sex…it’s asexual sex in as far as conceptualising your own gender role to obtain the tantric divine intervention as you describe it. I would find it hard to keep sex minimalistically sensual, in so far as avoiding the delicious immediacy of the ego. Conceptualised romance is the biggest turn on for me, being aware of my own feminine power but… Read more »

PureLibra
PureLibra

Maybe you don’t like the baggage to avoid feelings of guilt?

davidl
davidl

It’s not emotionless just appropriate emotions. To reach the point of bliss and stay there for a couple of hours or more takes practice and connection, a sense of timing. Like sharing a large perfect mango while floating in the warm waters of the ocean of bliss. The waves of bliss break on the shore. Paddle out and wait together, then catch one in. Then paddle out again and catch the next one. The best thing …It’s all free, available to every human rich or poor. The secret to success.. Exchange physical movement for energy movement. Project your energy not… Read more »

Veronica
Veronica

Have Venus in Aries, and in the past, the best sex was when I was travelling, would meet a gorgeous fellow traveller and have a great experience with him, sexual and otherwise, in an exotic location, feeling free to really enjoy it all, knowing it wasn’t a permanent thing, it was what it was.

Makes me think of the expression ‘zipless fuck’ (Erica Jong) except it would be more than a fuck cos my heart was open in the experience too for that period of time

calypso
calypso

hey, thanks for articulating that David, I’ve just managed to do that and I’ve never had a better relationship to sex 😀

pi
pi

The Chrome, the Crone, and when in Rome

Chrome Alone

Hot Wheels and Hot Flushes

Hey You in the slippers

Dressing Up and Dressing Gown

I’d ask for your number but I don’t know how to work this smartphone

The Good, The Bad, and The Wise

doubleliblottascorp
doubleliblottascorp

How about The tranquillised cougar? I’m 53 and feel ya! However, there is no way I’ve grown some sort of invisibility cloak…if they can’t see me, they can hear me! Good luck with blog x

Veronica
Veronica

I’d ask for your number but I don’t know how to work my smartphone…
😀

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

I love Chrome Alone. Would be a good one for a menopausal spinster android blog 🙂

doubleliblottascorp
doubleliblottascorp

Crone Alone…

pi
pi

🙂

PureLibra
PureLibra

How about you call it ‘Over the Hump’.. ‘Men-o-play’…’Dry Humping’…'(The Good Kind of) Hot Flushes’?

Or are these too punny?

prowlncrab
prowlncrab

I like Over The Hump!

Blue Moon
Blue Moon

Me too 🙂

calypso
calypso

or Men-o-go! even Men-o-gogo?

Rawr
Rawr

Hahahaha love love love
And true true true
Aqua rising too
Totes agree can’t explain don’t know how soz

Domestic Triffid
Domestic Triffid

Gym is SOOOOOO. Boring. I’d rather be at the beach. Or bellydancing…

How about “Boning Croneing” ?

briony
briony

adkjfhd boning croneing! <3 If its not the title for the blog I hope its a book someday!

electric eel libran
electric eel libran

i wonder if is taken? hah!

electric eel libran
electric eel libran

must be the aqua in you. many days i prefer gym to sex.

the gym never calls you chubby! add that to the list.

call your blog: “They never told me that vintage grapes sometimes turn into shitty raisins”

electric eel libran
electric eel libran

you know what im also partial to “Golden Years, Silver Vixens, and Chrome Wheels”

or maybe

“high times with old dumbells”

Andromeda
Andromeda

Love “Silver Vixens”, vivacious and silky.

Inez
Inez

LOL You can tell yourself that all you want, but there’s no way working out is as good as sex. And that’s coming from someone who likes working out.

electric eel libran
electric eel libran

you’ve clearly never had crappy count the popcorn dots on the ceiling sex yet. lucky you.

LotusFlower
LotusFlower

Ha! But you were doing it in the kitchen though, ar least? 😉 Or… do you pop your corn elsewhere? lol, rolls around on floor, ha etc

electric eel libran
electric eel libran

i wish! the man was too chicken hearted to have sex in the kitchen and i was too young and polite to say no.

“popcorn ceiling” is a textured ceiling popular in the 1970’s era. There are still plenty of buildings with them. The texture hides sloppy tape and float jobs so denotes a cheapness to the room we were in. But they provide things to count when one gets bored.

PureLibra
PureLibra

LOL you can tell yourself that all you want, but there’s no way working out is as good as sex. And that’s coming from someone who has never had sex.

Gemyogi
Gemyogi

How do you know then PL? Don’t believe the hype… Myself, I would usually choose sex over the gym, but only if its with someone suitable.

pegasus
pegasus

Yogi, am wanting a good gym AND a good man and all i get are boys yet from my experience it’s harder to find a suitable style of gym than a man as they are all over the place
(in more ways than one) and boutique gyms are not.
Would like a club gym where i can choose the music, cossies,membership and what er are going to do.
O sheesh that’s exactly what i gave up earlier this year.
No replacement found yet, fuq it was unique, dammit.
Create my own?

Gemyogi
Gemyogi

Send me some of those spare ‘boys’ Pegs please (as long as they’re over 25) 😉

PureLibra
PureLibra

I just can’t imagine anything being worse than going to the gym, even without the fireworks.

pegasus
pegasus

Is that why there is a PURE in Libra?

May i ask why have you not or do you just mean non-penetrative (enclosure as some who don’t like the hardness of the word penetrate and think men penetrate EVERYTHING they can on the planet) sex?

PureLibra
PureLibra

No the Pure is an astro term that is used interchangeably with ‘multiple conjunct’ which I read somewhere cause I was amazed at how many personal planets I have in Libra despite being a very untypical libra. I’ve never kissed anyone let alone penetrative sex. Ive just turned 23. I have no idea why. Was brought up in a very liberal family and talked about sex and relationships from a very young age. I’m charismatic and attractive but have never had a boyfriend. I don’t go out to bar/clubs. I’m too mature and sensitive to have casual sex. I get… Read more »

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

That last line is very Libran.

electric. eel libran
electric. eel libran

what are you talkin’ about? This whole paragraph is typically libran. I say that respectfully as a Libran of course. I think you, as i have, read too many bad astrologers interp of super slutty, air head, sexscapades of librans gone wild. but yeah: no heart connection w/o a head connection first. intelligence rules focused on career instead of what you are going to wear or dating doesn’t like gym exercise (i can be excused as i have sagg rising) likes classy shit… I mean next thing you are going to tell me is that you either love/hate pink and… Read more »

PureLibra
PureLibra

In the 2nd house but intercepted by Virgo. So I feel a need to perfect my talents to earn an income. Also my mars is on my midheaven. Well if you put it that way, I am a typical libra despite the fact I don’t go after superficial causes. I think it is a libra thing to live by integrity (although this is excluded from traditional textbooks). I do sense all of the temptations of a libra, ie dressing up, politicising sex and relationships and playing games with people but I resist this side because I feel it is destructive… Read more »

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

Yes. You’re so right. Totally Libran. I share daily life with one, and the spazzy airhead thing could not be further from the truth. Very gracious and principled, but there is steel beneath the diplomacy.

electric eel libran
electric eel libran

oh so there will be a lot of earth energy there flavoured by taurus which rules 2nd house and virgo. my biz partner is also a libra with taurus moon. she is so stable nothing rocks her very much. she also has a very high values system and is very good with $$$. Men must court her properly, none of this cheap date shit that leads to free overnight bedding crap. She is less intellectual than i am as i am prob over educated, but i envy her sense of self worth. i don’t know where it came from.

PureLibra
PureLibra

I’m more or the intellectual libra as I’m not practical or earthy at all. Mars in gem. I only do practical stuff if it works towards an ideal. Good work ethic but thats it. My Taurus best friend has a rock solid confidence that is independent of how people see her or any feedback. I’m much more sensitive of criticism and aware of societies perceptions of me. If someone calls her fat for example – he is the idiot, because she believes she is great no matter what. I envy their Taurus esteem – no need to win anyone’s approval.

PureLibra
PureLibra

There is a certain level of delusion in Taurus self confidence.

Electric Eel Libran
Electric Eel Libran

That was my ex, a Toro. Bless his stubborn little heart.

Electric Eel Libran
Electric Eel Libran

Sure I get it that Libras intellectualize love a lot. I used to be guilty of it myself, but then you meet the real professional intelectualizers and realize you aren’t in the same league. I’ve learned to start removing some head components. ….I’ve had Libra friends start thinking it’s ok their partner is in a poly 3 way relationship. They’re supposedly ok with. But really when you listen to more of the story they are just scared their partner will leave them if they don’t give into that situation so they intellectualize it to make it feel better and acceptable.… Read more »

Blue Moon
Blue Moon

Lol
I work out to get laid.
Well. In the hopes of and to increase my chances of mad to increase the odds of it being good. I have noticed I tend to “love myself” a lot more when I’m going regularly. Both in the haute and the lower way 🙂
Your blog sounds awesome!
I love the concept and in many ways I agree, although the reasons why I agree are a bit complex.

Emg
Emg

I luurve gym and have it as often as possible but I’ll agree with Inez and say the other sweaty work out is always way better and I pass up gym to have Jim or john or James or all of them for that matter !!

whoopdeedoo
whoopdeedoo

Ken and Babs! Yo!

I loathe gyms, but I switch the theme here to “long walks in the woods” and I could see your point(s).

maru67
maru67

What’s pash rash?

universali
universali

Hehheh! Its when you kiss someone who’s a bit rough and stubbly a little too enthusiastically for a little too long leaving you with a rather embarrassing and irritated red “pash rash” 🙂

quintile
quintile

I’m no good at titles but I’m really looking forward to the blog….

flowerchild
flowerchild

LOVING the 9 reasons!

Your blog sounds ace, too, Leogroover, would love to have the link!
I’ve been feeling the need to resonate with other women my age, lately, and to hear perspectives on all the subjects you listed.

Gemyogi
Gemyogi

Yes please share the link LG!

Ms.
Ms.

Leogroover. I love ya but I’m sorry but this scorpio’s gym is sex.

Baristagem
Baristagem

😯

prowlncrab
prowlncrab

That’s a lifetime membership I wouldn’t blink twice about buying 😀

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

Yeah. And I need to get to the gym.

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

😀

calypso
calypso

😀

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

😛

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