Hey Mystic & Mystical Peeps,
So this is me at the gym (cough cough). I was thinking why gym is better than sex. I even googled this and got lots of weird stuff so here is my 9 top reasons: ( I don’t why 9 – I’m Aqua rising I don’t have to explain myself…mostly coz I can’t lol)
1, It’s far less complicated – just turn up and go
2. You choose the time, day – you’re in control
3. You get to keep your clothes on
4. Same endorphin high but without any sort of hangover
5. You can leave the gym anytime you like – no repercussions
6. The gym never answers back
7. You are unlikely to get pash rash at the gym – although you could try
8. It can last an hour and might even go longer (boom boom)
9. You don’t feel guilty about doing it alone
P.s Can MM peeps help me with a name for my new blog about mature women and life/sex/menopause/getting older/ hot date choices now being fat,old, grumpy, boring men/women who ride motorbikes.
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