Mercury Retro in Scorp Fuqery is no excuse not to throw a funky Halloween Party, right?
I mean come ON – there has rarely been such Franken-weird, Plutonic astro for this festival of (you know) the dead.
We have half the sky in the spooky Via Combusta (the Fiery Road), we have untold Scorpio dredging up every one’s secret psychological schizz and secrets, we have Mercury Retro mess-ups that sting, the Zap Zone and an Eclipse…in Scorpio. Sex, Money & Power Trips, the past trying to drag Future Us back into some rancid bog. Geopolitical global financal fuqery complete with headlines & newsdays that would have been unthinkable pre-Pluto in Capricorn.
We should probably party.
So we throw the most immense Halloween party at ridiculously short notice and ascribe everyone different roles depending on their Sun Sign – what do you think? May I suggest:
Aries: Bouncer – Security – Fronts the Police, Bikies & Qi Vampire Gate Crashers.
Taurus: The Music – some sort of a gigantic macabre trance disco chill-out thing, only with reggae. They’ll sort the sounds.
Gemini: Publicity. Leaking secrets. Bathroom Gossip & Invitations.
Kataka: The Catering. Comfort Food and lots of it.
Neo-Leo: Styling & Celebrity Management. Paparazzi protocols.
Virgo: Editing the guest list and door bitchery.
Libra: The lighting & decor – uber-flattering and neo-80s enough to excuse gray and flamingos but not enough to cause panic attacks after midnight.
Scorpio: Hauntings, the Seance, ghost-busting afterwards and all paranormal activities.
Sagittarius: Theme dancing choreography, judging the costumes. handling any legislation regarding animals at the event, Quidditch.
Capricorn: Monetizing and franchising the event.
Aquarius: Feng Shui, Venue Hire and Binaural Beats Provision.
Pisces; Neptunian Substances Spokesmodel.
So WHO WANTS TO COME?
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