Our Funky Halloween Party

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Halloween Party

Mercury Retro in Scorp Fuqery is no excuse not to throw a funky Halloween Party, right?

I mean come ON – there has rarely been such Franken-weird, Plutonic astro for this festival of (you know) the dead.

We have half the sky in the spooky Via Combusta (the Fiery Road), we have untold Scorpio dredging up every one’s secret psychological schizz and secrets, we have Mercury Retro mess-ups that sting, the Zap Zone and an Eclipse…in Scorpio. Sex, Money & Power Trips, the past trying to drag Future Us back into some rancid bog. Geopolitical global financal fuqery complete with headlines & newsdays that would have been unthinkable pre-Pluto in Capricorn.

We should probably party.

So we throw the most immense Halloween party at ridiculously short notice and ascribe everyone different roles depending on their Sun Sign – what do you think?  May I suggest:

Aries: Bouncer – Security – Fronts the Police, Bikies & Qi Vampire Gate Crashers.

Taurus: The Music – some sort of a gigantic macabre trance disco chill-out thing, only with reggae. They’ll sort the sounds.

Gemini: Publicity. Leaking secrets. Bathroom Gossip & Invitations.

Kataka: The Catering. Comfort Food and lots of it.

Neo-Leo: Styling & Celebrity Management.  Paparazzi protocols.

Virgo:  Editing the guest list and door bitchery.

Libra: The lighting & decor – uber-flattering and neo-80s enough to excuse gray and flamingos but not enough to cause panic attacks after midnight.

Scorpio: Hauntings, the Seance, ghost-busting afterwards and all paranormal activities.

Sagittarius: Theme dancing choreography, judging the costumes. handling any legislation regarding animals at the event, Quidditch.

Capricorn: Monetizing and franchising the event.

Aquarius:  Feng Shui, Venue Hire and Binaural Beats Provision.

Pisces;  Neptunian Substances Spokesmodel.

So WHO WANTS TO COME?

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DeepSeaBloke
DeepSeaBloke

Best idea for a party I’ve seen in ages. It would work brilliantly.

Two more days to go … !

The only thing I’d add is to have Peter Greenaway document the event.

Leomancer
Leomancer

LOL go mercury retro and the oracle! Oracle said I would get a WTF message from someone in my past eg an ex and lo and behold four years after our last text my ex sends me a message. I check Facebook and he appears to be still married with children (how helpful Facebook can be sometimes). I was a total Love Zombie for him, but have decided to not reply to text. Not even “who is this?” Opening that door at all is just going to be bad. Does Halloween bring out the ghosts of boyfriends past? 😉

Rachel(aqua/tauri)
Rachel(aqua/tauri)

“Sagittarius: Theme dancing choreography, judging the costumes. handling any legislation regarding animals at the event, Quidditch.”

Lol!

I totally got the music.:D usually I’m the girl in the corner manning the host’s music collection or inspecting the bookshelf.

catfish moon
catfish moon

Kataka sun/ Virgo rising…..I would help with food prep and making sure everything is labeled and stays safe…..gluten free, vegan, etc.

Torro lover/Libra rising/ scorpio moon has kataka south node….he would be a better caterer than me. He usually ends up as a bouncer at parties though. sigh.

Tonia
Tonia

Sounds fun. But I highly doubt any Scorps I know (almost all with Pluto in Scorp, and I think we all survived Saturn on our Sun and/or Pluto) are gonna be interested in any silly paranormal activities…. get a gemini or a crafty Pisces to set up some sort of spooky decor and call it a day. I think most of the scary scorp stuff is gonna be everyone else’s (people without obvi Scorpio planets that they have to work on daily- thanks Saturn in Scorp and Mars in Virgo) shizz coming to the surface while all the natal Scorps… Read more »

Electric Eel Libran
Electric Eel Libran

halloween party. meh.

Skyler Rosey a/k/a Patti
Skyler Rosey a/k/a Patti

I’m the DJ playing Alicia Keys New York while huddled in the bathroom gossiping about the bouncer’s penis

flashfire
flashfire

Lady Oracle just wowed me inside out and right again. Profound dart to the heart.

12th house Virgo
12th house Virgo

I’m moving November first. Can’t think of pumpkins and costumes. Must get kitchen appliances and closet shelving. But also must take daughter to the fall festival an pumpkin patch. Lot’s of “must” goin on in my life right now.

Skyler Rosey a/k/a Patti
Skyler Rosey a/k/a Patti

12th house Taurus here, moving too (haven’t since 1977) but not until after the 1st week of Nov. Good luck!

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Thanks! Same to you!

fallen angel
fallen angel

OBVIOUSLY am now just chiming in as have been too busy being seconded to the kitchens, slaving away to cater food so comforting it will auto-regress everyone back into the womb! Sniff…

Ok so it’s not totally off..you really can’t go much wrong when a Kataka caters. However, I shall totes volunteer as the procurer of Hot(ish?) Men given our canny and cunning abilities for a good bargain. Naturally have to test the merch.

I mean, come on. Someone’s got to do it.

Veronica
Veronica

” so comforting it will Auto -regress to the womb” 😀

I like this party, the conversation is always amusing

leogroover
leogroover

love how the image is all woman. no boob jobs, substantial thighs and butts. In a past life i was the one in the middle standing.

Skyler Rosey a/k/a Patti
Skyler Rosey a/k/a Patti

lol

The Leo Socialite
The Leo Socialite

Which sign is the hot men procurer? Or, you know, interesting not gay guys not only interested in 22 yros? I love parties and prep like crazy to be good company, amazing and all but the last few thousand i went to only had interesting women – is it just me? LOVE the company of the girls but where r the men? Or i just accept that my life is now yoga, womanly bonding and the occasional cougar flash of THUNDER & JUNGLE LIGHTning? Bags also to be the person who goes through the photos after LOVE a good post… Read more »

Skyler Rosey a/k/a Patti
Skyler Rosey a/k/a Patti

I learned to LOVE Merc retro’s, cuz my desk gets cleaned off and my home in order. No more procrastinating, everything complete waiting on responses.

Veronica
Veronica

I always found the Eastern suburbs (Sydney) to have a very very small pool of available men, and LS you are right in observing that those ones do go for the 22 yr olds etc. I was in the arts scene, and frequented galleries and Oxford st, lived at Tamarama and Bronte til 2001. When I first moved out of Sydney I would ring up my friends and say (in a slightly suspicious voice) “The men are VERY heterosexual out here…” As if it was all weird-like I realised that I wasn’t used to be checked out by guys and… Read more »

Veronica
Veronica

Ps TLS, what d’you think of the new series of Jamie, Private school girl??
Interested to hear your pronouncement 🙂

Centaurus
Centaurus

This last week was crap but I don’t know if it was all Mercury as I was shooting off fiery arrows and not giving a damn which seemed to be something else. By the time I got to the end of the week thinking I was thinking right… t’s all got to go… which is very Mercury.

calypso
calypso

I felt the same with the fiery arrows Centaurus and was left pondering if it was a sign of empowerment or if I was courting trouble!

Centaurus
Centaurus

Hahaha.. yes, upon reflection I think I realised I may be perceived as courting trouble or may have done so… gah! Which then may well have been the impetus for the desire to saddle up and flee the battleground forevermore 🙂 I think I well exceeded my limits and hadn’t been tracking with it as well as I imagined. Sighs… imagining I have some music to face on Monday.. swinging between caring and not but outwardly will need to appear that I do for the sake of harmony. I think that’s the thing that’s been annoying me, that mode of… Read more »

Blue Moon
Blue Moon

I’m so THERE, but in my Sag capacity Be warned, I will be seducing the DJ and dragging him back to mine for an after party 🙂

Ms.
Ms.

In your Samhain do though Mystic, I would love to be post victorian Mystic. We can do all the old table tricks and palour games to impress the gentry.

But slightly more sideshow. I will wear a tux and a turban.

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

Love this, Ms, from the sideshow to women in tuxes & turbans! Will there be palm readings? How about a hookah lounge behind some velvety curtains? Can I bring my moustache?

Ms.
Ms.

of course there will be 🙂 also, high tea or gin cocktails served by my exotic assistant I found whilst riding elephants on my way to a mystic healer in India

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

Oh shit– gin cocktails & exotic assistant, too? Bombay Sapphire! I’m sooo at this soiree. Best Samhain ever 🙂

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

I will dress like one of the ladies above, but with a Hindu goddess flavor: a snake, some peacock feathers, extra arms… six extra arms, to make eight. You’ll know me by my plumage & arachnidia 😉 Leaving my stache & shirt at home! Weeeeee

Ms.
Ms.

My turban will be snake and jewel themed and I will share tales of the mysical east and my descent into the underworld for Kali Puja

Multiple armed and blue beings welcome

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

Gorgeous x

Skyler Rosey a/k/a Patti
Skyler Rosey a/k/a Patti

cool!

Gemyogi
Gemyogi

I’m so there! I’ll be dressed as Artemis with a bow and my hunting dogs.

Ms.
Ms.

I’m going to a tattoo party put on from a punk undertaker *south* of the river

that’s scary enough, south london heheh.

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

Haha Have Fun! I’m sure you will, sounds fab. Once upon a time I ran with a group of morticians… those people were fearless & frightening in all the right ways! Great great parties.

The Leo Socialite
The Leo Socialite
calypso
calypso

I think this is a bit elitist – I may have sympathy for the argument, but what if he can jolt the consciousness of ordinary people like the Occupy movement couldn’t?

calypso
calypso

I agree he could be encouraged to direct that formidable intellect to a self-critique vis-a-vis his personal attitudes towards women but on balance I still think he intervention re: the broader political scene is useful

Blue Moon
Blue Moon

Sounds cool

Andromeda
Andromeda

Awesome! Can my celebrity invite be Gemini Russell Brand?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YR4CseY9pk
In love with this interview, so zap zone.

Will need to run by 12th House Virgo (who is obviously having more fun elsewhere at the moment) or some other Virgo Doorbitch of course!

Pegasus what should my costume be?

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

yeah saw it. Several peeps posted link on Facebook. He’s freakin amazing!!

calypso
calypso

I dug it too 🙂

Andromeda
Andromeda

I love his stream of consciousness rants!

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

Check this one out. The man can talk!! Such a Gem!! 🙂

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBOMSzhIfjk

The Leo Socialite
The Leo Socialite

a lot of people talkign about his ‘revolution’ but i am not buying it. I spent some time with an ex of his and even allowing for bias, it made me not on team Russell. At all.

Speaking of ex – Orlando and Miranda must be the least surprising announcement of the year.

Gemyogi
Gemyogi

I think Russell perfectly represents the fuck you maverick shit stirrer of Uranus in Aries. Not saying I like or respect him as a person, I reckon he’d be a nightmare to be in a relationship with, but I love the way he’s shaking things up with his rants. And I mostly agree with him!

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

Yep! Uranus in Aries shit stirring for sure. He has Moon, Mars and Jupiter in Aries!!

Neptune and North Node in Saggo.

Andromeda
Andromeda

Russell has relationships?

You probably won’t need to buy his revolution am sure it is not-for-profit, possibly gratis – 😉 .

leogroover
leogroover

mouth agape…… wt?

leogroover
leogroover

re RB I mean

Blue Moon
Blue Moon

He’s amazing.
Don’t really care about his personal life.
Obvs not an easy bloke to keep up with or get close to but yikes that’s some proper mercurial energy he’s got going on. I love the rough diamonds and the bad boys. He’s a classic. I think a lot of what he says just bubbles out of his unconscious mind. There’s a nakedness and a flawed vulnerability to him as well as that massive defence. I respect his intelligence and grit. He has a great resilience about him. Prob a total jerk as a boyfriend but heaps of fun as buddy

Andromeda
Andromeda

Ditto! I mainly like the fact he is spiritual without being religious and is interested in how energy moves. The Dalai Lama said, “I like your openness, I think it is fantastic” to him. The downside of his openness is that his sex chakra is a whirling out of control vortex, lol, but he apparently has Venus on his DC. When was Venus ever a moralistic gal?

pi
pi

Hey, sure, I should be able to make it. I’ll give a couple of friends a call, I think one of them is involved with a DJ who’s famous for something. and there’s a couple of media friends who are awesome, can they bring some people? Does it matter what time we arrive? Who’s doing the guest passes?

Kim
Kim

Spot on! Have been doing publicity , in music. Pegged. And this confirming I do have a Gemini spin to my Taurus . And as for the secret psychological shizz… let it fly let it fly. .

Nightrose
Nightrose

Im there. But only if I get to party it up like a Pisces, bitch it up a la Virgo and push weight like an Aries. I will work my way around every sign over the course of the night. Then I will vanish in the dark of the night leaving behind a trail of glow in the dark confetti and paper glittered crowns.

Im Sagg. I AM the costume party 🙂

Rory
Rory

To the Twitters/Tumblrs/Reddit/Instagram/LinkedIn/Grindrs! We have an event to publicize and blow way out of proportion, then tell everyone they cant get in to!

Rory
Rory

Also, I would definitely switch the Aqua and Taurus. For the love of Vishnu, we need EDM or Electro-swing! Hard times require furious dancing, and Taurus will put us all to sleep!

DoubleMutable
DoubleMutable

I second the electro-swing! We need spastic, exuberant dancing….like in those cray, over-the-top Great Gatsby party scenes.

hdq
hdq

No reggae!!! For the love of Isis, please no!! Dark ambient droney glitchy beats. An excellent party all around. I’m going as a piscean. A piscean wearing those horns! Yes!!

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

Meh, not me. I hate Halloween… along with Xmas and Easter.

Andromeda
Andromeda

G’wan!! Come as your avatar, too cute.

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

aww okaay. Saggo moon says yes! 😀

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

Hope there’s a hot Cap Sun conjunct Mars guy I can drag home 🙂

Ms.
Ms.

anyone with that astro will be working through halloween right now lol

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

haha! 😀

Nightrose
Nightrose

Hot! Me too!! Lol x

Baristagem
Baristagem

I’m there! 😯

MM this is so accurate I ALWAYS get stuck in bathrooms at parties! Mostly I’m dragged in there, but you know … I’m not complaining or anything 😀

Baristagem
Baristagem

Seeing as DJ Bull hasn’t shown up yet … I’ll fill in until they get hurrr

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdhjvWDRO2k

samantha
samantha

Yay! I love parties…..

Scorpionessa
Scorpionessa

I’m in!

Centaurus
Centaurus

Hahaha…yes handing out legislation on animal rights and perhaps doing it with interpretive dance!