There is a rumor going around that Cancerians – especially the ladies – have really messy bedrooms. Or bedwombs. I know, because i started it.
But is this astro-cliche fair? Is it just that prominent Crab chicks such as Debbie & Courtney let themselves be photographed as such for artistic reasons?
In the interests of astro-research, Cancerians fess up please. Is your bedwomb a melange of mouldy maiden hair ferns, dirty laundry and stream of consciousness scrawlings? Or an sleek sanctuary where you rejuvenate and find peace? Or is the first option what Crab People DO find relaxing?
Also, whilst we are at it – is it not unfair that the adjectives around the Moon pertain to madness? Lunatic. Loonie. Just as the word “hysteria” means “madness of the womb.” Once upon a time it was thought that the Full Moon sent women bats and that their womb actually wandered around the body, making them crazy.
PLUS: If anyone is guilting themselves for not cleaning their house or whatever, don’t worry about it lol. Mars is about to be in Virgo. Soon it will be like a fetish, some of us will be lying awake at night, gleaming with zeal as we contemplate a disinfection of the skirting boards.
Thoughts? And if anyone wants to submit a pic of their Cancerian bedwomb for analysis, I’m game. Yes?
Image: Debbie Harry but can’t find the photographer!
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