The Asteroid Belt Horoscopes

Marion Martin

This pic looks like me adjusting the elefunks for the Feng Shui. I’m going to act like that is a fake fur, obviously. 

Anyway, even though we do all have to deal with the Zap Zone & Saturn in Scorpio for quite a bit longer yet, it would be cool to look at our fave asteroids, yes?

And to do horoscopes for each sign as if all that mattered were the whacko asteroids acting out there.  Like a mini holiday from the core astro action?  Don’t worry – the actual Horoscopes make more sense. This is for fun.  But it’s strange, even the more out there asteroids can resonate at times.

Your Asteroids Only Horoscopes for Mid-October – these are the asteroids in each sign at the mo…

ARIES:   Victory Goddess Nike + Byzantine Hooker Turned Empress Theodora throng Aries, joining Wild God Pan, whom i HAVE – in fact, been already featuring in Aries horoscopes. Anyway – Aries you WIN via a massively long-term game plan, you (metaphorically) are now equipped with all the cunning and life force you require to rise from love to super-high. Combine natural instinct with hardcore training and vulpine cunning for best results. Don’t trust the court sychophants.

TAURUS: Anarchist Dance Sprite Tirza in Taurus = Versatility.  Tirza was a stripper, plumber and early adopting technophile. Taurus Dancer Martha Graham had Jupiter, Pluto, Tirza and Neptune all rising.  Add in asteroid Kleopatra for beauty aesthetics savvy, the love of learning and ability to juggle many lovers at once, elegantly.  You don’t dwell in the past but you are an avid student of your own history – you ain’t doomed to repeat anything lol.

GEMINI: Asteroid Chaos – you’re acting suave and serene to the point that it’s coming off as smarmy BUT you’re secretly bored schizz-less and wondering if any current global meltdown scenario could be used as an excuse to travel inter-planet or something.

CANCER/KATAKA:  Asteroids Magdalena and Ada Lovelace are in your sign. You are half yearning Goth, Gnostic disciple, still made about the Madonna-Whore Complex and half determined to use pure raw ingenuity to morph your life into an unbelievable statement of intricate freedom and cool.

LEO:  With Lady Godiva & Apophis The Serpent of Chaos in Leo, you are incredibly bitched up and secretly fuming over old resentments (like, centuries old) AND plotting how to look good naked so as to make a Statement. ‘Is it too late?’ you wonder to yourself whilst plotting your latest revenge regeneration. 

VIRGO:  Asteroid Eros in Virgo is all about the ‘for fuqs sake relax and seduce-for-leisure’ already and someone ELSE is projecting ‘soulmate’ onto you. Hatshepsut – the first female Pharoah of Ancient Egypt also in Virgo says RULE, retain your power…all else is irrelevant now. Virgoans ain’t just conflicted about the laundry this month.

LIBRA: Asteroid Pocohontas, asteroid Gary and asteroid Prometheus – do NOT expect Librans to just rock up on demand wreathed in placating smiles and bearing gifts this season. NO way. They are over playing nice. There will be rebellion. There will be bum cracks. There will be no more acting nice just to keep the peace. If you are Libra, you are stealing your own fire back.

SCORPIO:  Your realm of the Zodiac is the most over-populated of the Zodiac at the moment. It’s not just Saturn and Co. Think also asteroids Cat Goddess Bast, Pompeii, Karma, Transylvania, Thais and Lust. Be insanely nice to cats, if not actually worshipping. You think you dream of an ancient lost city but you are wandering it astrally, every night. Pattern recognition peaks and vampire concept feels more relevant than ever. Thais was the courtesan best friend of Alexander the Great. Lust is, well, your constant companion, albeit more like a shadow that vanishes with light.

SAGITTARIUS:  It’s not like you’re drunk or horny all the time but asteroid Dionysus + Lion Goddess Sekhmet in Saggo give you a Pagan appetite. If you’re not marauding around in search of stimulus, you’re working the vibe of Our Lady Guenivere – the original White Witch and Queen of the Summerlands, lover to Lancelot, wife to King Arthur has there ever been a love triangle so bizarre, so fraught with exquisite mystery and freedom from conventional crap? Or is it that this current astro stirs memories of one from long before?

CAPRICORN: Asteroid Narcissus is SUCH a welcome distraction from the rigors of Pluto that you fall back in love with the disciplines & heightened aesthetics of grooming and yes, your SELF. You have a new appreciation for mirrors and what they can tell you. You reflect upon yourself. The myth was never so bad as it was made out to be later by Puritanical Christians.

AQUARIUS: The Muses Terspichore (Dancing) and Thalia (Comedy) join the Wisdom Goddess Minerva in Aquarius and you are more graceful, amusing and detached from grunt instincts than ever.  Free from delusions, light and adept, you play everything just brilliantly. You become obsessed with recalibrating how you move, posture etc and not bothering to say anything not either wise or amusing.

PISCES: Asteroid Lucifer in Pisces has you in a devil of a temper with a LOT of ye olde rage coming up and practically every issue a potential Grudge Flashpoint but then you remember that Lucifer does not mean “bad” – it means “light bearer” and it is the Morning Star a.k.a Aphrodite. You suddenly get that the nub of your anger has to do with being unfairly demonized at some point and once you get that – voila the Angel Pisces. You do your darkness – you bring the Light.

 

THOUGHTS?

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leogroover
leogroover

Aquarius ‘ You become obsessed with recalibrating how you move, posture etc and not bothering to say anything not either wise or amusing.”

Spent the weekend with strangers paddling on a beautiful dam in outback FNC and I was the quiet one of the group. An interesting experiment to keep my mouth shut and learn or ignore depends on who was talking.

Will further this research….

Blue Moon
Blue Moon

Hey MM I too have dreamed of Sekhmet all my life. I just didn’t know who she was. I’ve drawn her and dreamed about her as well as Lilith since childhood. So cool to understand why now. I have statues of Sekhmet all over my flat now, she has so many guises and I feel she protects and guides me. My poster of Lilith arrived today too and she is framed and her presence looms large in my temple/home. Thanks so much for your insights and advice re Neptune moving into my IC and or 4th house. The Feng Shui… Read more »

Ms.
Ms.

“You think you dream of an ancient lost city but you are wandering it astrally, every night”

my dreams have been insane lately. like a can’t wake up neptune has drugged me kind of dreaming. Most intense was last night I was in Spain and married to a royal arabian man being cartered around in black cars flying in and out of abu dhabi. Weird

Andromeda
Andromeda

I do hope Mars is now habitable again after the last Martian ‘incident’ *sigh*

Andromeda
Andromeda

Good luck getting to Krsnloka btw, have you perfected your vehicle yet david? 🙂 Creating a whole new universe of one’s own seems like it might be easier for an Aries.

pegasus
pegasus

The Navigators from Arrakis will take him if they have enough spice to get him there by ‘folding’ space 🙂

davidl
davidl

I like the theory that the asteroid belt was once a single planet, some call it Maldek, that came to an unhappy end. All those fragments maybe once made up a planet fairly similar to ours. The theory goes on that all the myths and legends of Maldek are now intertwined with ours through the astral effects of the fragments, and from those that escaped Maldek and came here. Seems obvious now that the undercurrent of global uncertainty is leading us to Mars habitation. Maybe one day all the myths and memories of earth will illuminate the genetically modified and… Read more »

pegasus
pegasus

David, this is so obviously the reason i have been re-reading Frank Herbert’s Dune series and also the son’s followup. PLUS watching the 2 DVD’s ‘Children of Dune’
which i just discovered.
So into it again and the metaphors for NOW.
Lets’ do Happy Maldek instead of Happy Halloween.
Now tell me about the Milky Way. Shall be seeing it in 3 weeks if clear w/e.
Signed
The Milky Bar Kid 🙂

sweetpea
sweetpea

Hey didn’t know anyone else knew about Maldek. Was going to mention that about the asterod belt but didn’t want to appear more looney than I already do at times.. :mrgreen:

But yes, those souls were unloaded here on Earth to be healed.

“They were so willfull they did not listen to cosmic law”..

The more willfullness the more friction against the flow of Universal Shakti thus destruction.

pegasus
pegasus

Sekhmet huh? She is a fave of mine, know her dark side well.

Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot
Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot

The Virgo one rang pretty true for me, ha. Pisces was cute too. I quite like the ‘roids.

U7
U7

I am Gemini rising and this is SO APT!

hdq
hdq

Agree! I think it’s the most spot-on Gemini scope I’ve ever read.

hdq
hdq

Chaos is pretty interesting. I did some digging, which led to more digging, and found out that it’s really, really slow. In the last 36 years it’s managed to move a sign and a half (I have 0 tau natally, which puts it in orb of my moon and friends, but it’s in the 11th as my 12th starts at 2. Blah blah me). Anyway, what I find fascinating is that it’s been in my 12 my entire life basically, which FITS, and for the last 2 years has been dancing between my Jupiter and asc, which also fits, OMG!… Read more »

calypso
calypso

wow! 😯

then it will be in your house of the self, lol, where mine is….might explain a few things!

david5379
david5379

do any of you’s guys know about ceres, I usually can’t find too much info on it but nataly it conjuncts my sun, I have heard some astrologers say it is the co-ruler of taures even

Andromeda
Andromeda

http://www.lunarplanner.com/asteroids-main/index.html

I think Kim Falconer relates her to Virgo.

david5379
david5379

thanks!

cosmic fleece
cosmic fleece

‘Redesign my Brain with Todd Sampson’

Apologies, direct link fail.

PS – Pi, big gentle cyber bear hug if you’re there baby ! (from la kangaroo)

Andromeda
Andromeda

Interesting, thanks!

If you have any more early learning education style links re autism am very interested Cosmic, it seems you think outside and inside the box – my favourite type of thinkers!

cosmic fleece
cosmic fleece

Good Morning Sunshine !
Sue Larkey and Tony Attwood, for resourses, and excellent to go and see them talk (i do believe you can use facshia funding for this and their resources). The handbook of the house was put out by the Hanen Programme, More than Words… (lent it to Aqua girlfriend with new diagnosis, lots of pics so not bummed out by endless words…). Both of these run day workshops … at various times, i always find them like a shot of enthusiasm in the arse !

kayo
kayo

Yay Gary 🙂

cosmic fleece
cosmic fleece

http://www.abc.net.au/iview/#

This is my overall long term plan … to double my brain use/memory capacity … so this programme – (from abc oz) is a wet dream for a Gemini Stellium gal.

One of the messages the Aborigianl Elder recently gave me in the desert was to repeat 3 times during the day when i thought of it ”match my mind with my vision” and it is discussed in this programme(improving your peripheral vision) ..also discussed by him (Elder) is that is where the spirits/guides/signs hang out…in your peripheral vision..

Blue Moon
Blue Moon

Sekhmet at 13′ Virgo,

conjunct
Mercury (18″ Virgo)
conjunct
Mars (20′ Virgo)
conjunct Sun (22″ Virgo)
concunct Pluto (1″ Virgo)
All in 10th House

Have Sag rising in Jupiter
Sag moon in 12 th House conjunct asteroids Nike and asteroid Lilith both in 12th house (haven’t looked up degrees yet)
That fits like a black, fingerless latex, studded glove 🙂

Blue Moon
Blue Moon

P.S. Im over HF
And by over, I mean genuinely and completely over.
no need today more about it.
It’s just that the spell has been broken.
I have moved on and am really happy.
With me.
Right now.
Here
In My Wonderful Life
😀

Gemyogi
Gemyogi

That sounds like a good place to be BM!

pegasus
pegasus

Divine Catt…..PROMISE me you will never mention HIM again.
You have many much brilliant ideas and peeps around you
to have allowed that, whatever it was,obsession? to linger in your psyche and unbalance or distract you from your career.
Focus now on achievement…your’e looking good 🙂

Blue Moon
Blue Moon

Thank you xxx

sweetpea
sweetpea

Hey Catt, I didn’t know that was you…but that’s great.

You know what? Noticed the NDNA had company last night and checked myself and nope, over it. It was never meant for me to lower my standards in the 1st place 😉

~And~ I’m actually not about to mix my precious energy with whomever the hell else he is sleeping with…Yuck..

Blue Moon
Blue Moon

Hey Sweetpea
That reminds me of that brilliant line Angelina Jolie delivers to Winona Ryder in the ice cream parlour in the movie Girl Interrupted. It’s that perfect moment where the embittered wife of the creepy dude who’s been molesting Winona’s character as if she seduced him! Lisa (angie’s character just looks at Winona in disgust and raises a perfectly quizzical eyebrow and goes, ” YOU ACTUALLY SHARED A MAN WITH THAT WOMAN?”

Perfect.

sweetpea
sweetpea

ha

Blue Moon
Blue Moon

Pegasus
I promise.
X

Blue Moon
Blue Moon

I haven’t read the post yet. Just woken up from 15 hours of lucid dreaming but I had to confess the truth about that coat. I sourced it and bought it and got married in it. Wearing only La Perla gold lingerie underneath and leopard print jimmy choo stiletto heels. It’s monogrammed with her initials and is white mink. Probably thats why my marriage didn’t last lol It was ovbs a civil ceremony and the music was Tom Wait’s singing “Jersey Girl, Amy Winehouse “To Know Him is to Love Him and Wrekless Eric “Whole Wide World” I wanted a… Read more »

jicky
jicky

Wreckless Eric, love it. Never heard anyone else mention him before.

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

Awesome! Thanks for this, Mystic 🙂 I’ve been contemplating a *major* move, greater than a thousand miles. Yes, Lust is with me: Wanderlust! But in so many ways it looks like a smart thing to do/meets many of my Saturn objectives, so it doesn’t feel fanciful or Neptunian… I don’t think it’s wandering star, I think it’s fab synchro & strategic. I think. Ugh I don’t know! Here’s the thing: I’m a single parent of a young Cap kid on the autism spectrum (I wouldn’t call him “high needs,” but I would say “special needs”). His Cap father is not… Read more »

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

What a quandary, Scorporation. I can offer no wisdom, I’m afraid, I just feel your dilemma keenly. What I can say, is that recently i felt compelled to make a major decision about living space and money, just to hurry the heck out of my confining situation. But a few synchronous omens showed me how what i’d convinced myself was good fate had haste written all over it. You’ll read some brilliant advice from Mystic’s incredible bloggers soon, though, and I would merely like to remind you how good Mercury Retrograde is for considering, reconsidering, strategising, sifting ever deeper into… Read more »

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

Thank You, mille, for reminding me of the utility of Merc rx: I forget that it’s not all ghosts (in the machine). This is a great time for big questions, & moving thoughtfully– if at all. xx

Andromeda
Andromeda

Follow your intuition! Life is an adventure. You are right there are many loving people in the world who will fall in love with your beautiful boy & wish to be in your lives.
You sound happy! Your boy needs a happy mumma. You will know what is best sweetie. Best of luck divining the omens, 🙂 , not that you need that.

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

Life *is* an adventure! You are so right about the omens, Andro: plenty to divine, but what does it mean?! Haha There are so many beautiful people in this world: glad you noticed it, too 😉 Thank you xx

Gemyogi
Gemyogi

I say go!! Follow your wanderlust. But it’s probably my flippant Gem sun and current boredom & desire to shake up/change my own life situ and travel that’s prompting me.
Logic says tho if you have built up a network of trusted friends here you can do the same in the new place, it may just take a little time. Good luck. X

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

Yeah, that’s a great point, Gemyogi: if I made awesome here, I can make awesome anywhere! Guess I have some work to do before I load the wagons. LOL

Oh gawd, the boooooredom… It’s like molasses some times. I hear you!!

Thank you xx

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

Covered wagons, not station wagons. Heeyah! *whip crack*

hdq
hdq

I want to say hey, follow your bliss!! Go wanderlust!! … but as a single mother with one somewhat special needs child who is thousands of miles away from a social support system, it isn’t that simple, or easy, or fun. The role of extended family, whether biological or found, cannot be overstated. My kids would give anything at this point to live near their grandparents, uncles, etc. Quite honestly, so would I. I would give up living in the beautiful mountains surrounded by gorgeous sun and orchards and vineyards to go back to the slate grey skies of the… Read more »

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

Hdq, Thank You for this perspective as a single parent transplant: these are precisely the kinds of things I wonder about for my son. It’s funny, all the people I’ve known since preschool age are around me– & we are such strangers. Outside of my family, I mingle with no one locally. I went away for 10 years, then came back & have been back for 7 years, & nothing. I did, however, make some good friends while I was away… The financial & social incentives are enticing, but I believe you: they don’t come fast or easy. The only… Read more »

calypso
calypso

I think when the time is right, you will know.

I am single parenting with no support and have stayed close to family circles for that reason but I tell ya, the place is beginning to feel small.

What wasn’t a choice for me before is beginning to look both possible and desirable. A move to a bigger place with better job prospects. I will finish what I’m doing but now feel free to take up any opportunities that arise elsewhere once I’m done.

Until now it hasn’t felt right, now it does. Simple as that, I reckon. You will know xxx

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

Like when it’s time, it’s time 😉 Thank you, Calypso xx

It’s a Pluto thing, isn’t it, this whole what is my mission/should I stay or should I go thing? Now that guitar riff is stuck in my head…

calypso
calypso

Could be Scorp Inc, what’s Pluto doing to you? I have in 8th sq Uranus in 11th. Seems like not a bad placements….shake up the relationship zones!

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

Is that a natal position? I have Uranus/Pluto in 8th square Saggo moon in 11th. Tend to burn bridges. Can’t help it. And no wonder my longest relationship was 18mths. And that was 14yrs ago just before Neptune slipped into Aqua. Never lived with a man, never reached the “companionship” stage. No idea what that’s like. Think I’m destined to be single in this lifetime. As long as I have lovers I don’t really mind.

calypso
calypso

No, that’s the transit Scorpbot. i have in 4th Virgo natally, conjunct a few choice asteroids like isis and trining Moon & Mars in a Grand trine and also Neptune. Home life has always had it’s challenges, but, I’m tempted to say no more 🙂

jicky
jicky

You have pegged this Aquarian,. Mystic. Whilst built like a female wrestler I have come over all louche and delicate lately, lounging on European pillows in a floral maxi.
I have also sent some gentle texts to an ex who was complaining as to his emotional/mental state. I bit back the impulse to comment that I have not heard anything different from him in 4 years and instead offered a little bit of empathy, a little bit of reality and a reminder about a great free counselling service near him.
What changes are afoot? I do like them …

Andromeda
Andromeda

Wow! This is impressive. And excellent fun 🙂 .

Hmm. This Leo with Lady Godiva & Apophis The Serpent of Chaos isn’t too bitched up.
But nonetheless if I think about it, I would say I was irritated by a message from SaggEx, which was a breezy,
‘hi howareya, my mum and grandma ask about you, say I made the biggest mistake of my life letting you go, u r the best – see ya!!”.

Wtf? Meh, sooo Saggi…

scorpbot
scorpbot

LOL 🙂 did he really do the text speak? 😯 I’d be glad that one got away 😀

Andromeda
Andromeda

Ha! Not a proposal methinks. More like the reason it was a long, tragic, messy break-up.

And the feeling toward his family is reciprocal – I will always love his family!

English is his second language Scorpbot, not that he read much, he was too busy charming, diving & partying. Not much will have changed there I think 🙂 .

hurair
hurair

In this regards vedic astrology is the best. Only nine planets and twelve houses!!! And their #Rearrangement. Just So Simple !!!!!

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