Void Moon In Taurus On The Verge Of The Zap Zone Issues

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* Transit Lounge: You know you’re in transition but to WHERE?  Check in with your Saturn first.

* Food – So if your relationship with eating really is your relationship with yourself, should you maybe MOVE IN with a shrink for the duration of the year?

* Money – every transaction is a trigger for some sort of psych schizz at the mo. Remember this before you screech at the harpie who short changed you or resent your friend with the Ferrari. These are metaphors. You get the gist, yes?

* Sex – D.I.Y. to avoid all the Freudian crap, re-cycling an Ex on the grounds of ‘devil you know’, a spread-sheeted online dating ‘business’ plan or holidaying apart during Mercury Retrogrades to resuscitate the mystery of romance???  One way or another, there is going to be some new policy creation.

* Zombie Relationships for when you can’t afford a divorce/the hassle/to think about what your friends might so. Sure, you’re drinking more than normal and the nightmares are messing with your circadians. But maybe it’s a past life thing.

* What if you used coconut oil for just about everything and invested the $ you save into a genius stock likely to rise with the Zap Zone?

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Pegasus
Pegasus

When all you needed was bikini and sarong ‘pour le plage?’
And a Sagg Moon that says same 🙂

Pegasus
Pegasus

MONOI,, gift from the coconut tree. When old coconuts drop from the tree and start to sprout, open them and inside where the water has solidified, it changes into a mousse that is melt in your mouth delicious. The old brown casings then are fire starters and mosquito repellent smoke. In the young green coconuts, the flesh is a baby food, very digestible as it is still jelly. Never felt as good as when consuming 3 coconuts a day. Became adept at using a sword to open them. Unfortunatley have not found the quality in any the bought ones anywhere,… Read more »

Pegasus
Pegasus

The best i have found that is. Mix 2 table spoons into your budget (if that’s your choice) skin creme for glide & nourishment.

S
S

Love your coconut story Pegs. As kids we would watch as the coconut would be placed in the vice and attacked with tools. It was a summer time delight, sipping from the coconut and chewing on the delicious inside. Just like eating fresh mulberries in your Sunday School best whites.
Nars Monoi Body Glow II.

freedom ala air
freedom ala air

Omg I wish I could gave 3 coconuts a day

Rory
Rory

Please someone help me with my Saturn. 1st house, in Cap Retro. Absolutely stuck in life, and everything I try to build just collapses. Been feeling a pull to go back to school (im 23) possibly abroad, but with my Pluto in Scorp, I feel like that would juts spell disaster for me debt-wise, as I am petrified of debt. This is my Jupiter return year, but so far its just been hell. I have an amazing bf (Jupiter in Cancer 7th) who I just started dating but ive lost 2 jobs in 6 months. I just dont know what… Read more »

Veronica
Veronica

Hey Rory, whenever I have had a run of things falling away under me, (like earlier this year) I have learnt to ride it out…going really well now. My partner is still going thru that, every thing that could go wrong has been going wrong, from agonising wisdom tooth flare- up, to broken car ignition, discs out in his back, people not not paying for jobs he did etc etc. He was really angry and frustrated and scared for a good while, and used to rant about it all, but I told him to shut up!! and start taking care… Read more »

Ains
Ains

Had to laugh… The photo : ) Me coming home after almost four months OS..
Although MM suggested I divulge and confess… I think not. Let them come to me. If not, it wasn’t meant to be.
I certainly don’t need to catalyze or risk my heart to zap zone drama.
My friends have filled my heart with love.
G’day Australia! It will be ……….. To be home.

Fatalia67
Fatalia67

Omg. I have taurus moon myself. We did sleep about 12 hours this weekend from saturday to sunday. My hubby kicks me 7 times at every night last week since he means I do snore. there has been comnsumed a bit more wine than usual. and more chockolate too. Hubby also is pretty crancky the last days. So the fight for taking over bedsides and blanket covers is ongoing. While I do enjoy whatever happens lately i notice most people don’t. armageddon start. The famous international psychic I know and have met means that there will be tsunami soon in… Read more »

Andromeda
Andromeda

Just met with an academic person who is well qualified to judge my venture.
Dude is doing the high end version of what I want to make grassroots.

Kept talking about funding, asking pollies for help – I told him commercially viable is the only way to roll. No body owes me jack but then I have freedom to do it my way. This is Zap Zone style.

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

lolz @ Sex – D.I.Y Money! hmmm, I just this very hour managed to get a refund without a receipt, on a heath supplement that made me break out in psoriasis (The stupid fuqing container had info that it was manufactured in a plant that processes wheat and soy, but that information was on the opposite side of the container where it stated that it was free from wheat, dairy, soy etc – so I didn’t spot it). I rarely bother taking shit back for refunds (usually the hassle of going back, combined with human interaction isn’t worth it for… Read more »

Andromeda
Andromeda

Sleep. Taurus Moon = Rest.
Poor body! Hope it clears up soon, xx.

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

What is this sleep thing you speak of?! :O

I couldn’t fuqing believe it, I’ve been all Saturn Girl re-doing the GAPs intro etc and now I’ve unintentionally done more damage to my gut…waaaaaaaa

On the bright side, I am taking this as an opportunity to test my Cannabis root salve for psoriasis 😀 So far, have noticed burning/itching has completely subsided, I think if I can keep my kitty from licking it off my face, I think it might actually work!

Andromeda
Andromeda

Party kitty whheeeeee!
That stuff sounds amazing.

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

One whiff of that & even I might try to lick it off your face! Mmm Like a bee to honey. Kitty has good tastes 🙂

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

Haha ladies! There’s no umm green ‘party’ ingredients in my salve – just the rooty goodness, so it doesn’t look or smell remotely weed related, and it can’t get you high. It’s quite boring from a party perspective!

Kitty still has good tastes though. 😉

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

Holy shit, double-take in the mirror this morning, my psoriasis is barely visible, it’s gone from red and inflamed to very pale pink patches overnight. This as fast, if not faster acting than cortisone cream, and without the side effects. I keep double checking to make sure I’m not imagining it, I can’t believe my eyes… 😯

Pegasus
Pegasus

Said that the Rastas call it the tree of life!
The again the islander’s say it’s the coconut tree.
Glad your pretty face is revitalising and smoothing out.

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

Well I don’t need a fuqing religion to tell me that both trees are fuqing amazing! My root salve has organic coconut oil in it too – best of both worlds 🙂

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

The hassle combined with human interaction… haha i just love it. Pure Saturnalien! But sorry about the skin reaction.

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

It’s a wonder I didn’t refer to them as ‘fuqing Earthlings” actually…

Charles
Charles

Hmm.. Checking my transits, I have Saturn in the 4th square Uranus in the 12th conjunct ASC. Soon Saturn will move on to oppose my natal Sun conjunct Moon. This sounds like a miserable set of aspects. Especially considering it’s taking place amidst the mundane cycles of Uranus Pluto squares. I can’t see how any of that will make me any happier or better off. But maybe I am just not seeing it. Oh well, my temp job is about to end unexpectedly, it was supposed to run through October but now it’s over like Wednesday. I will have plenty… Read more »

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

And there are only pre-packed dry sandwiches and metal drink bubblers.

Pluto will ensure the place is guarded by uniformed twitchy jawed swarthy men with assault rifles and no sense of humour. Uranus will ensure bomb threats.

Cheer up, Charles. You could creatively turn it into a gonzo journalism styled novel.

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

Love it, mille! Postively positive x

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

Unemployment is a great time to tend to the garden that is your friendships! LOL I’m only half-joking, tho. Seriously, unemployment can be liberating on lots of levels. Scary & frustrating, but liberating too. Take full advantage of this time!

S
S

Under the Oracle’s advice I had acupuncture. Not so sure about her online dating suggestion. The lovely Acupuncturist was talking about Saturn and Jupiter and starting another chapter, also she complimented me in having come along way (psychologically not geographically).
Coco Quench – yes I’ve been a fan, it’s largely rice milk tho. Which makes me question the integrity of their labeling. $ wise back on soy.

anon
anon

Hi S, I read your post and saw you were in a way responding to mine and went to check out my stash in the pantry. Not sure if you’re aware but food packaging is heavily legislated and monitored – right down to the size of type that has to be used. Ingredients are listed in order of each component from highest to lowest. A hot tip if you’re ever wondering how much water, sugar and sunflower oil is in your soy – it may be cheaper for a reason. I avoid soy because of the phyto-oestrogens,and the yummy coconut… Read more »

S
S

Thanks for your reply Anon. Yes I am very aware of the labeling structure in Australia. With 20% organic coconut in this product followed by organic brown rice and that percentage not included. It leaves me to question this ingredient and it’s percentage. As labeling in Australia is by ingredient weight. This company has used also used characterizing ingredients which is used to link the brand Coco Quench into the ingredient listings. I think in this country we need more truth in labeling, especially palm oil. The link between advertising/marketing and labeling is intriguing. The soy debate is incredibly interesting… Read more »

anon
anon

and congrats on the acupuncture – it’s like time travel if you go often. your body lets go of things from aeons ago as the qi pushes through. I’m mildly addicted to it 😀

leogroover
leogroover

really ddn’t know that. Im a bit of a devotee too and feel very dopey afterwards

anon
anon

if you can find a therapist who also does qi gong it amplifies everything. I’ve had some japanese acupuncture too which is totally different and hands on – I started seeing what the practitioner was thinking about while his hands were on me but we had to stop talking about it because it was interfering with the awesome.

GFTpisces
GFTpisces

Wow. As usual, crazy spot-on. “Food – So if your relationship with eating really is your relationship with yourself, should you maybe MOVE IN with a shrink for the duration of the year?” Have been sticking pretty well to paleo/primal/grain free for the last few weeks and been working out 5-6 x’s a week, only to get frustrated with my progress yesterday and saying “fuq it,” culminating in me enjoying a luxurious lunch of bouillabaise and bread and two glasses of wine and continuing the party into the evening. “Zombie Relationships for when you can’t afford a divorce/the hassle/to think… Read more »

GFTpisces
GFTpisces

Oh, and the drinking, on both accounts, as you can imagine, has been even more intense lately than how this normally robust Pisces with a Scandinavian constitution usually rolls.

GFTpisces
GFTpisces

….aaaaand, Saturn is transiting m 4th house, approaching my Saturn return. Am definitely rebelling against it/bracing myself/not well prepared.

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

Honestly how can one prepare to be gaunt, overworked and joyless?

Domestic Triffid
Domestic Triffid

I Google stalked an old boyfriend a coupla months ago. Oh dear ! I came back to Mr Triffid feeling quite smug, even though ex has gone on to become an Opera singer of some repute…..

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

Haha i ran into ex-husband on street in another city some years ago and didn’t recognise him. I mean, i was about to INTRODUCE myself as he was talking to someone I knew. He looked like a jowly bullfrog. I was so trying not to laugh!

anon
anon

coco-quench is my latest favourite thing – it goes with EVERYTHING now. if you’re in Oz and haven’t seen it, it’s vaguely new and it’s fuqing awesome. I don’t do any of the hard line paleo or whatever diets, I gotta libra venus 5th house gluttony placement and am prone to shamelessly eating what I want just because it tastes good so I have no idea if this works for that genre of gastronome (see that word – it’s my new secret weapon in the fight to wear down lumosity’s resistance to awarding me blue starfish. please don’t mention the… Read more »

calypso
calypso

omg – i have a 5th house Libra Venus too Anon – is it really a gluttony placement? That would go nicely with my triple Toroness too wouldn’t it now? *sigh* 😉

anon
anon

I read on one blog it indicated a ‘strong pleasure orientation’ I take great pleasure in agreeing with that wholeheartedly 😀

You, however, are far more blessed than I – although I do have mercury and sun in libra as well. but I think the bull takes the cake. So to speak…

calypso
calypso

lol, i have given up cake! really!!

‘a strong pleasure orientation’ I would also say yes 🙂

i have a libran stellium too.

ah, the demand/supply equation….

gbs
gbs

calypso, my near astro twin! As someone who also has Venus in Libra in the 5th and Toro moon and rising, I love me a good meal. But it has to be accompanied by beautiful accoutrements. Also have a terrible weakness for high-quality fabrics and perfumes. I also love lush, well-maintained hair and warm, welcoming lighting in people’s homes. I also have one of the world’s worst sweet tooths. I just moved into an apartment in my new city that is a half-mile from one of the best chocolate shops in the country and it’s absolutely deadly.

calypso
calypso

hello gbs! I replied to you on a thread past I don’t remember which one because you were describing something that resonated for me….

love good lighting 🙂

where’s your Sun?

Kat
Kat

Ooh! Forty something Dude checked me out at Starbucks- Black long sleeves tee and pony tail. Sigh….I will take that as I stare down 55! Hah!

anon
anon

Hi! where is saturn transiting in your chart? Peeps in these parts and others I have noticed seem quite focused on aging lately. I wonder if it’s because venus is on it?

multiair
multiair

I LOVE coconut oil. To cook, to moisturize, you name it. Now to find that hot stock!

Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot
Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot

Ha!

Better get some coconut oil…mmmmm

Myrlock
Myrlock

Those legs!

Alex
Alex

Yep, just like mine and the hair (back in the 90s).

pi
pi

lol at the first image, love the second. saturn: food, money, coconut ol (i tend to go with olive oil but yes either way, genius) having some dear friends who are let’s say rather wealthy, i came to the decision a long time ago never to resent material wealth (of others or anyone, ourselves even), it only serves to distance you from being comfortable with it and makes us (me?) a bit grabby about it if/when it does arrive. being at peace with luxury?? maybe also because growing up around these guys, you couldn’t be all ‘omg’ and ‘wow how… Read more »

Pi
Pi

hahaha, just checked – transiting moon conjunct my lilith-jupiter in 11th right now. probably why i am raving about chillin’ with my homies and wealth and all that jazz.

scorpiorising
scorpiorising

“a spread-sheeted online dating ‘business’ plan”
spread sheet a dating plan?
Isn’t this Virgo gone OCD? I am organized but this seems way to crazy to me. Isn’t spontaneity part of romance?

scorpiorising
scorpiorising

I get it it’s a Taurean Zap Zone Saturn joke…

anon
anon

Lolz-apalooza you just gave me a guffaw.

Fishgirl
Fishgirl

Awesome pic!! As i await news of a grant and bear the torturous wait i am trying to be very saturnian – gym time, weights, eating every 2.5 hours, cleaning, plotting my next two novels…
Saturnine behaviour is the only thing that helps! Am thinking of an acupuncture reward on friday when i find out, whether it’s good news or not. I’ll need my qi balanced regardless 😉

Equilibrium Girl
Equilibrium Girl

Oooh, good luck!! Let us know how it goes 🙂

pi
pi

fingers crossed for you fg! x

Mitra
Mitra

Yes, do the acu! Under saturn, it’s a necessity not a reward.