By request, a “Mystic Medusa Glossary” for words or terms commonly cited in the Horoscopes. If i omit anything here, please feel free to mention it in the comments and/or elaborate on what is here.
# Zap Zone – the rare square between Uranus & Pluto. Lasts till 2016. Short Version: Stay stuck and you are fuqed. Evolve every day or end up in a (metaphorical) tar pit with the other dinosaurs.
My extended Z.Z. rant is in the instantly downloadable (free to subscribers) Mega Compilation E-Book on the Shop page. The Zap Zone is the astro force behind the geopolitical morph the whole world is undeniably going through. Think about it: Pluto went into Capricorn at the same time of the Lehman Brothers collapse. Uranus square Pluto catalyzes the Pluto transit that the global economy is going through. The Neptune in Capricorn (80s-90s) bubble is being burst. In general, our so-called leaders seem content to kick the can on down the road, create money out of thin air to prop things up, bail out banks with taxpayers money whilst urging the populace to get more into debt as some sort of “solution.” Can non-stop growth be sustained indefinitely? Obviously not, just ask any body-builder on the juice. This Zap Zone hasn’t really got properly going yet. Invest in yourself. Don’t give your money to businesses who don’t love you back. Health is the first wealth. At least it can’t be confiscated to bail out some casino capitalist gamble gone wrong. See rant in the complimentary Mega E Book for more if you desire.
# Grok – to fully, totally get or understand something. From the sci-fi writer Robert Heinlein. See the Wiki for more.
# Chaos Addict – like Drama Addict – people who tend to come out at the Full Moon to create unnecessary and irrelevant churn in the lives of others. They should probably seek therapy. give up gluten or work out more but they’d rather project their schizz outwards. They out source their crap and they want you to pay (with your time, money, serenity) for the privilege of processing it.
# Astro-Passages – Like transits, only transits happen TO you – like Pluto on your Moon is a transit. Astro-Passages are what the planets are doing in the sky in general. Eg: Saturn currently conjunct Venus is an Astro-Passage. They set the tone for the times.
# Ramzilla – my fond nickname for the sign of Aries.
# Kataka – a.k.a the sign of Cancer, the Crab. Kataka is the Ancient Sanskrit word for this sign. Why this is so is explained here.
# F-Wit or Fuqwit – like a douchlord. Supremely messed up character. Think Colin Farrell in Horrible Bosses.
# Love Zombie – a thankfully non-transmissible psychic disease in which the sufferer becomes obsessed with a nigh impossible to get object of desire, love, need – whatever to the point of irrationality. Oddly enough, it can have some positive side effects (fitness, grooming, getting really good at something to impress snookums) but in general the sufferer comes around as if from a long bender, psychically hungover. See here and here for more info and a 24-7 Helpline.
LOL there is no 24-7 Helpline. Should there be? Assistance with e-stalking & Cosmo-girl style interps of the i-Ching by specially trained call centre droids.
# Gerbera – see also psycho-goo-goo – my word for the naff end of the New Age. See also pterodactyls. People heavily involved in the New Age are often either gerberas or pterodactyls. See here for more. Admittedly these terms rarely, if ever, appear in the scopes.
# Astro-Weirding – when the going gets real weird because of some really intense cosmic fuqery. I.e.: Most of the time during the Zap Zone.
* Qi Vampire or Qi Vamp – a black hole of a person who (often without even knowing they are doing it) sucks your energy dry. You know you’ve got one around when you feel exhausted or scattered after talking to them. Qi Vamps can be really, really nice people – they don’t strut up to you and say “hey i am going to sponge off your energy field”. But the energy exchange is completely unfair and you can’t maintain it without damage. Some friendships can develop a Qi Vampire dynamic and the stronger/brighter you get, the more of them you attract. See here and also here.
# Law Of Awesome – my riposte to the Law of Attraction. Not to bag peeps beliefs and some of my best friends love The Secret and all that but i see it as very much from the Pluto in Sagittarius era. Now, with Pluto in Capricorn, The Law Of Awesome is more about getting yourself in the best zone possible via pure raw fierce hard work and focus, then your instincts work brilliantly. Tools for achieving personal Awesome vary widely but for me personally, i can get to Awesome via a plant-based diet, acupuncture/chiro, Feng Shui, decluttering (like the Life Edited style of living) & exercise like Hot Hatha, Boxing, Weights, Yin Yoga & Pilates. When your biochemistry is humming along, your brain works beautifully and you become super-psyched. More on the Law of Awesome here. Certain astro-passages enhance this at diff times for various signs. There are definitely days when your slightest effort at growth is super-rewarded. The geeks call this growth-hacking – some times you can do micro changes that reap macro results. I try to i.d these times so you vibe with them. Other days, it’s all about defense posturing.
* Schizz – I got this from Gizoogle and it is a synonym for shit. As in “schizz is going to go down around here if you don’t put your bey-utch ass into gear.” I love Gizoogle so much, i had to make myself stop using it.
* Blue Devil Hoochie Juice – alcohol. Space Dust – cocaine. Swamp Monster Potion – Super-Green Smoothies.
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