The Mystic Medusa Glossary

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By request, a “Mystic Medusa Glossary”  for words or terms commonly cited in the Horoscopes. If i omit anything here, please feel free to mention it in the comments and/or elaborate on what is here.

Zap Zone – the rare square between Uranus & Pluto. Lasts till 2016. Short Version: Stay stuck and you are fuqed. Evolve every day or end up in a (metaphorical) tar pit with the other dinosaurs. 

My extended Z.Z. rant is in the instantly downloadable (free to subscribers) Mega Compilation E-Book on the Shop pageThe Zap Zone is the astro force behind the geopolitical morph the whole world is undeniably going through. Think about it: Pluto went into Capricorn at the same time of the Lehman Brothers collapse. Uranus square Pluto catalyzes the Pluto transit that the global economy is going through. The Neptune in Capricorn (80s-90s) bubble is being burst. In general, our so-called leaders seem content to kick the can on down the road, create money out of thin air to prop things up, bail out banks with taxpayers money whilst urging the populace to get more into debt as some sort of “solution.” Can non-stop growth be sustained indefinitely? Obviously not, just ask any body-builder on the juice. This Zap Zone hasn’t really got properly going yet. Invest in yourself. Don’t give your money to businesses who don’t love you back. Health is the first wealth. At least it can’t be confiscated to bail out some casino capitalist gamble gone wrong. See rant in the complimentary Mega E Book for more if you desire.

# Grok – to fully, totally get or understand something. From the sci-fi writer Robert Heinlein. See the Wiki for more.

# Chaos Addict – like Drama Addictpeople who tend to come out at the Full Moon to create unnecessary and irrelevant churn in the lives of others. They should probably seek therapy. give up gluten or work out more but they’d rather project their schizz outwards. They out source their crap and they want you to pay (with your time, money, serenity) for the privilege of processing it.

# Astro-Passages – Like transits, only transits happen TO you – like Pluto on your Moon is a transit. Astro-Passages are what the planets are doing in the sky in general. Eg:  Saturn currently conjunct Venus is an Astro-Passage. They set the tone for the times.

# Ramzilla my fond nickname for the sign of Aries.

# Kataka – a.k.a the sign of Cancer, the Crab. Kataka is the Ancient Sanskrit word for this sign. Why this is so is explained here.

# F-Wit or Fuqwit – like a douchlord. Supremely messed up character. Think Colin Farrell in Horrible Bosses.

# Love Zombie – a thankfully non-transmissible psychic disease in which the sufferer becomes obsessed with a nigh impossible to get object of desire, love, need – whatever to the point of irrationality. Oddly enough, it can have some positive side effects (fitness, grooming, getting really good at something to impress snookums) but in general the sufferer comes around as if from a long bender, psychically hungover.  See here and here for more info and a 24-7 Helpline.

LOL there is no 24-7 Helpline. Should there be? Assistance with e-stalking & Cosmo-girl style interps of the i-Ching by specially trained call centre droids.

# Gerbera – see also psycho-goo-goo – my word for the naff end of the New Age. See also pterodactyls. People heavily involved in the New Age are often either gerberas or pterodactyls. See here for more. Admittedly these terms rarely, if ever, appear in the scopes.

# Astro-Weirding – when the going gets real weird because of some really intense cosmic fuqery. I.e.: Most of the time during the Zap Zone.

* Qi Vampire or Qi Vamp – a black hole of a person who (often without even knowing they are doing it) sucks your energy dry. You know you’ve got one around when you feel exhausted or scattered after talking to them. Qi Vamps can be really, really nice people – they don’t strut up to you and say “hey i am going to sponge off your energy field”. But the energy exchange is completely unfair and you can’t maintain it without damage. Some friendships can develop a Qi Vampire dynamic and the stronger/brighter you get, the more of them you attract. See here and also here.

# Law Of Awesome – my riposte to the Law of Attraction. Not to bag peeps beliefs and some of my best friends love The Secret and all that but i see it as very much from the Pluto in Sagittarius era. Now, with Pluto in Capricorn, The Law Of Awesome is more about getting yourself in the best zone possible via pure raw fierce hard work and focus, then your instincts work brilliantly. Tools for achieving personal Awesome vary widely but for me personally, i can get to Awesome via a plant-based diet, acupuncture/chiro, Feng Shui, decluttering (like the Life Edited style of living) & exercise like Hot Hatha, Boxing, Weights, Yin Yoga & Pilates. When your biochemistry is humming along, your brain works beautifully and you become super-psyched. More on the Law of Awesome here. Certain astro-passages enhance this at diff times for various signs. There are definitely days when your slightest effort at growth is super-rewarded. The geeks call this growth-hacking – some times you can do micro changes that reap macro results. I try to i.d these times so you vibe with them. Other days, it’s all about defense posturing.

* Schizz – I got this from Gizoogle and it is a synonym for shit. As in “schizz is going to go down around here if you don’t put your bey-utch ass into gear.” I love Gizoogle so much, i had to make myself stop using it.

* Blue Devil Hoochie Juice – alcohol.  Space Dust – cocaine.  Swamp Monster Potion – Super-Green Smoothies.

Did i miss anything?

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sweetpea
sweetpea

~Soz~ for Sorry (Mystic’s)

~Brill~Bats~Ape…

Have always particularly loved Ape 🙂 Those 3 have obvious meanings but I came here and stayed yonks ago because of Mystic’s and other’s hilarity

Kiriko
Kiriko

Brilliant!

How about #naff?

Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot
Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot

yes, naff is used a lot. It’s great!

leogroover
leogroover

This my latest tryhard cure for my 5 year stint of LZ ness. Its on high repeat rotation and is my new mantra
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxxajLWwzqY

Thnak you MM for this MM term and devotesses for being such a wonderful LZ support crew. I am nearly there serious. i felt at peace this week for the first time for a looooooooooong time.

leogroover
leogroover

Frame didn’t show 🙁 Its’ I don’t care I love it’

daisymaisy
daisymaisy

OK, so I near splattered my screen with coffee after reading Thingystan – brilliance!

Aquagem
Aquagem

Naff!

cosmic fleece
cosmic fleece

Originally popped up in the gay scene, 90’s. ”Not avaible for f**king”.

calypso
calypso

ha! didn’t know that, thanks CF 😀

flashfire
flashfire

That’s on of my faves too and I use it all. the. time.

have always loved your luscious lingo, Mystic. It’s one of the things that made me fall in love with your site.

Hermeslove
Hermeslove

Thank you for decoding the words of wisdom . How about a book on the images that have created the culture of Mystic Medusa

cosmic fleece
cosmic fleece

I remember winter the year 2000, sitting in the Enmore Theatre Cafe,with my Piscean mentor after 3 years in London. We had the Australian newspaper, My Fishie friend said ”You have to check this woman out, ”administrivia”, she’s gold”

cosmic fleece
cosmic fleece

*song in head at 4.45am this morn. Smashing song for a Ramzilla to get the day started too.

Electric Eel Libran
Electric Eel Libran

I love it that Mystic has a special vocabulary because it’s like belonging to a secret club! Feels very elite and all.

Gemini Moon
Gemini Moon

Fugwits – F-wits love love this term use it daily and say it’s a term by the Fab. Mystic Medusa .
I seem to attract these types often and I thought it was over since Neptune opp. my Sun left a few years ago……must be a revival or they just don’t get the message! 🙂
Love the french words too!!!!

ms.vervain
ms.vervain

Brilliant!
Thank you for posting this. I’ve integrated most of these, find them to be great fun. Satisfying *and* useful.

Polly
Polly

Gorm always makes me laugh. Such a funny word. For years my best friend & I have been commiserating with each other during those times we are gormless.

freedom ala air
freedom ala air

Oh in love love love law of awesome!!! And thanks for reminding me live zombiness cam be channeled into law of awesome… So where I’m at!

Centaurus
Centaurus

I don’t have any trouble decoding Mystic lingo and I wouldn’t know if we’ve got em all covered but I’ll throw one in for fun and.. yes I know what they are but to others it may not be immediately obvs 🙂 Besides, it seems like we’re getting a little cluster of partakables (yes, that one is my contribution lol).

Shrooms

fiery kathleen
fiery kathleen

love this! when I first was on this site I actually looked around for a glossary lol. I’ve figured out what most of these mean but this is still awesome!

leogroover
leogroover

what is term for the green stuff used for relaxarion purposes- MM terminology?

pegasus
pegasus

Isn’t that Space Dust?

Centaurus
Centaurus

LOL maybe somewhere in (or is that out) there 🙂

Cocaine can do that.. not that I’d know 😉

Centaurus
Centaurus

Swamp monster potion me thinks,

Double Happiness
Double Happiness

It took me ages to work out what merde meant….

pegasus
pegasus

French actually add alors to merde as in ‘merde alors’ as an expression.

Double Happiness
Double Happiness

Ooow maybe you know a bit about my fav French exclamation (squz my bad French)” ju ma fu “I think it’s what you say when say someone cuts in front you doing 100 – ” I fuq myself”? I just think its funny….

Andromeda
Andromeda

Maybe it is self evident, but I love the expression of ‘soul mining’.
And I would love a definition of “On the RAZZ”.

Centaurus
Centaurus

On the Razz makes me laugh! Two of my faves as well.

anon
anon

Blue devil hoochie juice!

athousandlightyears
athousandlightyears

“Schizz” – does it pertain to “shizz” as in ‘the stuff that hits the fan’, or a sort of schizophrenic outburst, or just stuff – there is so much mention of it in the scopes – a succinct Mystic definition would be greatly appreciated!! 😉

Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot
Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot

Schizz means shit, which also means stuff (ephemera, things, happenings) right?

Domestic Triffid
Domestic Triffid

Inner Virgo pointing out a typo :

“At least it can’t be confiscated to *bial* out some casino capitalist gamble gone wrong.”

…Although I have a feeling that Bial may be some sort of Mesopotamian demon, like Mammon, and so this may be entirely appropriate

Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot
Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot

Bial really does sound like a Meopotamian demon.

The Temple of Biaaaaaal….

pegasus
pegasus

Wasn’t Mammon a god of money? It used to be a throw away line of mine when asked ‘what i do’ in an inappropriate situation, like blokes wanting to engage you at a bar or club. My answer was ‘I worship at the altar of Mammon’.
Funny you should mention that name, Triffid.

Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot
Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot

Brilliant! I normally say “I rob banks” (a la John Dillinger) but that’s a great one!

Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot
Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot

Non-Aussies might be confused by some of the Australian slang, e.g. “root”. Which makes for the great line “So I told Gazza, if you want a root, go dig a hole next to a tree”.

I also love “fuqery” and you use “tres bats” a lot. Tres anything.

Baristagem
Baristagem

I’ve always loved ‘Thingystan’ – somewhere in the middle east.

pegasus
pegasus

Barista, looked at the map of around there??
At least 8 thingy-stans very close together!

Baristagem
Baristagem

Yes, that’s what makes it so funny! 😆

pegasus
pegasus

Agree, if anything’s thingy it’s all those stans..lol.

Baristagem
Baristagem

Saturn neck!

I actually hurt my neck today while I was cultivating my qi

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